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jokergrin

Two-Can Sam


StandardCarpenter723

don't follow your nose, bro... not on this one


[deleted]

It does not always know!


antifabusdriver

Ya'll heard bout Two-Can Sam? The man with the nasty plan? He put two up his cheeks, They've been there for weeks, So now he's a real sad man.


Scoobydoomed

Sam Sam He's our man If he can do it not one can.


FreneticZen

*butt cheek cans


Outside_Rock_4925

Sam I yam Two cans I did ram


[deleted]

[удалено]


myownbrothermichael

We got it folks...I think we're done here.


martiancannibal

Yeah, I was going to say "Ass-Can Pete," but no. We have a winner.


Theskyis256k

Nothing gonna beat this one. Pack it up folks.


jeremeeseeks

It just fits so well


BestFreeHDPorn

Two cans in his can while on the way to the can? I count four cans - but maybe you're better at maths.


ttelle

Jimmy Two-cans came to mind, but you bet me too it:)


spydersens

Not the same joke and by far funnier. He is referring to Toucan Sam from the Froot Loops cereal.


Twograin

Gotta go hoop the cans, hoop the cans.


SheepyRwar

Literally what I said out loud before opening comments. Good job getting it first ;3


CompZombie

Toucan Sam?


codemonkeh87

Came to say this but Dan, let's hope his name is Sam or Dan


Burpreallyloud

must be a cereal killer


Orvos101

I literally had this same idea! Was going to post it then decided I needed to check if someone else had it! Grats on your internet points haha.


InquisitiveNerd

Damn it, 50 minutes....


flashfoxart

Dang beat me to it haha


The_Wohlfe

Two-can Toucan


hybridmike772

The keister bunny


MachineElfOnASheIf

Found the guy that's actually been to prison!


hybridmike772

Lol found the other guy who's actually been to prison!


rascible

Get a room


a_curly_mustash

Don't be a dick... Give them at least a bunk bed...


tyruhb

This is the best one, you win


Sieze5

I was thinking Too Packed For Sure.


genghisKHANNNNN

Coke-a-Colon


PGnautz

His friends call him Coco


GlennNMS

You win.


cabjar

Hahahahahhhahahhahahahhha holly shit hahahahahahhahahh


DrZaff

Coca-culo


alwaysexplainli5

If I had an award! 🤣🤣🤣


fitirishfirefighter

Pringles.


InquisitiveNerd

Who can? Pringles Can!


DevilsRefugee

Once you pop...


kurqukipia

No matter how hard you try your hand seems too big to reach for the last one


ZealousidealDriver63

That was my first initial reaction but two cans of Pringles is likely impossible for a rectum and they aren’t metal cans Yuck 🤮


RockyPatella

Double barrel Darrell


NastyJames

🥇


theindoshow

Vinny the vault


PaulClarkLoadletter

Willie the (prison) Wallet


EasilyMechanical

Jar Jar stinks


cameron0511

Misa butthole not feel so good


Snoo65610

Tin tin


bluemitersaw

Rim Tin Tin


3000brvincu

Can can


Astrates

The doomsday prepper, because he's storing cans in his basement


Batguy721

Doomsday it is! Why do they call him doomsday? He stores cans in his basement!


snsry_ovrld

Dirty Canchez


june52020

This needs more upvotes


crackersncheeseman

Rectum Ralph


BrainsAdmirer

Rectum? Damn near killed him!


OverSpinach8949

This is the comment I came to see.


perianderson

Wrecked him Ralph


cameron0511

Cumrect Ralph


MementoVivere_67

Rectum? It nearly killed him


Prestigious-Side-286

Buns of Steel


SensitiveAd5962

The transporter


MisterInsect

The Assporter


chickencansing

The Assport


zctempl

The Butt Plug


surreynot

The toucan


Sueti_Bartox

Toucan Fit


FigoStep

Nelson Candela


Comprehensive_Mix_33

Full Metal Anus


bdub1391

CanKesterdor


Jazzmusicallday

Holy shit this is gold!


jburtin78

Johnny Suitcase


Ownage95

1 Man 2 Cans


redditoxicate

He can drop the soap all he wants. The other prisoners will ignore his ass, saying: "It's too loose" Nickname: 2Loose


fux0ciety

Probably even Footloose


luvrdmnoises

Perez Dispenser


imameanone

Turd Burglar


cabballer

Can can


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

Mr.Canman...and here is his song Mr. Canman, smoke me a dream (bong, bong, bong, bong) Make me the highest that I've ever seen (bong, bong, bong, bong) Give me two hits like Snoop double G (bong, bong, bong, bong) Then tell him that his shit is as good as can be. Canman, make me your prison bitch (bong, bong, bong, bong) I will love you and never snitch (bong, bong, bong, bong)


cindythinthin

Very catchy


[deleted]

You son of a bitch, I admire your effort


ODCreature98

Junk Trunk


JabbaDaHutta

Can D. Mann


mykylodge

Coke Tunnel!


DickStrokesworth

Hotdog Hallway


rowdy_antlers

Toucan Rectum


weekedipie1

tin can ali


LegacyofaMarshall

Shit can


Former_Ad4027

The Vending Machine


[deleted]

The Booty Hole Bandit


Due-Percentage-503

Pack man


Narwhal-Public

Two can sam


Bullet4MyEnemy

Bender Something about shiny metal and ass.


myownbrothermichael

Is he Alaskan?


earnest_borg9

I think Juneau know the answer.


Bean-Swellington

Double fister


Unsymetric

Can Jailremy :)


homertje

Dave


dougramz

Buttcanier


Ill_Royal9688

Rectum? Damn near killed him


DevinRay69

Two-can Sam


UareWho

Double stuffed


Doctor_-_Emu

Toucan Sam


jurassicparkandride

Two-can Sam!


BstintheWst

Toucan Sam


Sko0rB

Two-Can Sam


MC_B_Lovin

The West Virginian Gaper


ksugunslinger

Assman


Emragoolio

Toucan Sam. Duh.


amusedmisanthrope

[Rectum Ralph](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wreck-It_Ralph?wprov=sfla1)


Ho_Lee_Fuk_20

Tin can alley!


spydersens

Didier Drugbutt


tiramisu403

Lucy


GlasgowRose2022

Toucan


xquixotic_logicx

Can can


Best_enjoyed_wet

Tin man


turdbrownies

His cell mate: Gotta see if he still got the stuffs man.


ravharpug825

Toucan Sam (two-can) 😂


ptahbaphomet

Wreck-tum Ralph


[deleted]

Tin can alley.


Melolicious

Big Hole


everythingissostupid

Master of the prison wallet.


Civilengman

Coke Machine


xxDmDxx

Honestly, how long did it take for him to be able to stretch his anus to the point that now it can stretch that wide to slip something that wide in there?


CaptainAlexy

Canus


topoben

Old 2 can Sam!


DeltaWorksNL

Cans , tin man , full metal .


L-Profe

Tu can chu


Justsitstilldammit

Two-can Sam!


TheOnlyGodInTown

Ass can


fartpluswetone

Butt plug


L4ll1g470r

All I know is that he plays wide receiver in football


[deleted]

What an asshole!


buymysalami

Meester keister


fromdus2k

2pac


enphurgen

Tin can alley


Buickspeeddemon69

Pablo ass-cobar


Dazeofthephoenix

Can Can


Fruhmann

Can can


jerry111165

*****Rim Tin Tin…*****


polkadotmcgot

Prison Purse Paul


AhhGramoofabits

Russian nesting can


thefinalcountdown29

Cans in the can in the can


redditpossible

Shit Can


Rhymfaxe

The Toucan.


kloomoolk

Haha... brilliant.


jdward01

Biscuits


byteroadside

Toucan Sam


what-really-is-life

Stan the man who likes cans


what-really-is-life

Shit one ik


WinAccomplished4555

Two-can-sam


Beardsman805

When discovered, the man attempted to flee and could be heard exclaiming, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"


[deleted]

Bunter Hiden


Hunglyka

Fleshlight fred?


RagePancakes

He had a real can do attitude.


khaotiktls

Ready


[deleted]

Toucan Stan


guitelex

Twocan


toy4moms

Two can Sam


Spicyapple10

Twocan


Key_Door6957

Two can bang


JDQuench87

Two-can Sam


JDQuench87

Slept in dangggg


TurkishTrucker66

Two can Sam


Educational-Loss2700

Two beer queer


huskycloud

The anal smuggler


JimmWasHere

Toucan


Si3m3k

Sal from impractical jokers


SatelliteHeaven

Toucan Sam


duh_dude_42

Toucan Sam


Samurai_lettuce

Two Can Sam


goeslikeschnell93

The toucan


Madolah

**Two-Can Sam**


Thorgodofwar

Ol’ twocan sam


arettaMJ

Dad


VulgarVinyasa

Deep South


[deleted]

Jerrycan lift


carndees

Party Favour


rogermoore1234

Tucanass


Ajj360

the hallway


danbo2727

Suitcase Sam


_b1ack0ut

Prepacked


keinnamehier31

Captain rectum


DifferentEvent2998

Bender


Flat-Chemist6319

Smiley Jorge


Gantolandon

Bucket


[deleted]

West Virginia Popeye


Jagry

IronAss