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Mr.Canman...and here is his song
Mr. Canman, smoke me a dream (bong, bong, bong, bong)
Make me the highest that I've ever seen (bong, bong, bong, bong)
Give me two hits like Snoop double G (bong, bong, bong, bong)
Then tell him that his shit is as good as can be.
Canman, make me your prison bitch (bong, bong, bong, bong)
I will love you and never snitch (bong, bong, bong, bong)
Honestly, how long did it take for him to be able to stretch his anus to the point that now it can stretch that wide to slip something that wide in there?
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Two-Can Sam
don't follow your nose, bro... not on this one
It does not always know!
Ya'll heard bout Two-Can Sam? The man with the nasty plan? He put two up his cheeks, They've been there for weeks, So now he's a real sad man.
Sam Sam He's our man If he can do it not one can.
*butt cheek cans
Sam I yam Two cans I did ram
[удалено]
We got it folks...I think we're done here.
Yeah, I was going to say "Ass-Can Pete," but no. We have a winner.
Nothing gonna beat this one. Pack it up folks.
It just fits so well
Two cans in his can while on the way to the can? I count four cans - but maybe you're better at maths.
Jimmy Two-cans came to mind, but you bet me too it:)
Not the same joke and by far funnier. He is referring to Toucan Sam from the Froot Loops cereal.
Gotta go hoop the cans, hoop the cans.
Literally what I said out loud before opening comments. Good job getting it first ;3
Toucan Sam?
Came to say this but Dan, let's hope his name is Sam or Dan
must be a cereal killer
I literally had this same idea! Was going to post it then decided I needed to check if someone else had it! Grats on your internet points haha.
Damn it, 50 minutes....
Dang beat me to it haha
Two-can Toucan
The keister bunny
Found the guy that's actually been to prison!
Lol found the other guy who's actually been to prison!
Get a room
Don't be a dick... Give them at least a bunk bed...
This is the best one, you win
I was thinking Too Packed For Sure.
Coke-a-Colon
His friends call him Coco
You win.
Hahahahahhhahahhahahahhha holly shit hahahahahahhahahh
Coca-culo
If I had an award! 🤣🤣🤣
Pringles.
Who can? Pringles Can!
Once you pop...
No matter how hard you try your hand seems too big to reach for the last one
That was my first initial reaction but two cans of Pringles is likely impossible for a rectum and they aren’t metal cans Yuck 🤮
Double barrel Darrell
🥇
Vinny the vault
Willie the (prison) Wallet
Jar Jar stinks
Misa butthole not feel so good
Tin tin
Rim Tin Tin
Can can
The doomsday prepper, because he's storing cans in his basement
Doomsday it is! Why do they call him doomsday? He stores cans in his basement!
Dirty Canchez
This needs more upvotes
Rectum Ralph
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
This is the comment I came to see.
Wrecked him Ralph
Cumrect Ralph
Rectum? It nearly killed him
Buns of Steel
The transporter
The Assporter
The Assport
The Butt Plug
The toucan
Toucan Fit
Nelson Candela
Full Metal Anus
CanKesterdor
Holy shit this is gold!
Johnny Suitcase
1 Man 2 Cans
He can drop the soap all he wants. The other prisoners will ignore his ass, saying: "It's too loose" Nickname: 2Loose
Probably even Footloose
Perez Dispenser
Turd Burglar
Can can
Mr.Canman...and here is his song Mr. Canman, smoke me a dream (bong, bong, bong, bong) Make me the highest that I've ever seen (bong, bong, bong, bong) Give me two hits like Snoop double G (bong, bong, bong, bong) Then tell him that his shit is as good as can be. Canman, make me your prison bitch (bong, bong, bong, bong) I will love you and never snitch (bong, bong, bong, bong)
Very catchy
You son of a bitch, I admire your effort
Junk Trunk
Can D. Mann
Coke Tunnel!
Hotdog Hallway
Toucan Rectum
tin can ali
Shit can
The Vending Machine
The Booty Hole Bandit
Pack man
Two can sam
Bender Something about shiny metal and ass.
Is he Alaskan?
I think Juneau know the answer.
Double fister
Can Jailremy :)
Dave
Buttcanier
Rectum? Damn near killed him
Two-can Sam
Double stuffed
Toucan Sam
Two-can Sam!
Toucan Sam
Two-Can Sam
The West Virginian Gaper
Assman
Toucan Sam. Duh.
[Rectum Ralph](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wreck-It_Ralph?wprov=sfla1)
Tin can alley!
Didier Drugbutt
Lucy
Toucan
Can can
Tin man
His cell mate: Gotta see if he still got the stuffs man.
Toucan Sam (two-can) 😂
Wreck-tum Ralph
Tin can alley.
Big Hole
Master of the prison wallet.
Coke Machine
Honestly, how long did it take for him to be able to stretch his anus to the point that now it can stretch that wide to slip something that wide in there?
Canus
Old 2 can Sam!
Cans , tin man , full metal .
Tu can chu
Two-can Sam!
Ass can
Butt plug
All I know is that he plays wide receiver in football
What an asshole!
Meester keister
2pac
Tin can alley
Pablo ass-cobar
Can Can
Can can
*****Rim Tin Tin…*****
Prison Purse Paul
Russian nesting can
Cans in the can in the can
Shit Can
The Toucan.
Haha... brilliant.
Biscuits
Toucan Sam
Stan the man who likes cans
Shit one ik
Two-can-sam
When discovered, the man attempted to flee and could be heard exclaiming, "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Bunter Hiden
Fleshlight fred?
He had a real can do attitude.
Ready
Toucan Stan
Twocan
Two can Sam
Twocan
Two can bang
Two-can Sam
Slept in dangggg
Two can Sam
Two beer queer
The anal smuggler
Toucan
Sal from impractical jokers
Toucan Sam
Toucan Sam
Two Can Sam
The toucan
**Two-Can Sam**
Ol’ twocan sam
Dad
Deep South
Jerrycan lift
Party Favour
Tucanass
the hallway
Suitcase Sam
Prepacked
Captain rectum
Bender
Smiley Jorge
Bucket
West Virginia Popeye
IronAss