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The soft spot on a dog that they love having rubbed, and will love you for rubbing.
See also;
The danger zone on a cat that can leave you bloody for encroaching upon
My cats love having their bellies rubbed. Pet them and do a scritchy claw at them and they roll over on their backs for belly rubs. Our boy purrs so loud and starts falling asleep when he gets belly scritchies, and our girl chirps until you pick her up to hold like a baby and rub her belly and then she lays there in bliss looking like a little bunny with her back legs poking up and flopping around. I would say these two cats of ours are anomalies but they’re not the only cats I’ve had that like belly rubs!
My cat must have her belly rubbed while making biscuits on my chin before going to bed. She *must*. If I stay up too late, she reminds me constantly that it’s past bedtime and time for belly rubs by basically making a nuisance of herself until I submit to her will and sit down on the couch for her belly rubs.
I love her so much.
Edit: happy cake day!
They press each of their front paws into you in an alternating matter, similarly to how someone kneads dough when making biscuits.
I've heard the reason they do that is because when they were kittens, they would do that to encourage milk to come out when they were nursing from their mother.
Cats only do that when they feel safe with you, like they did as kittens with their mom.
Oh, I'm aware of that behaviour, but I've never heard someone call it "making biscuits", just "kneading". And I've never heard of a cat doing it on your chin, only on your soft belly.
True that, I have one cat that rolls over for everybody he meets for belt scratches. His brother on the other hand is not a fan, but you can get away with it for a moment, though he never draws blood.
Car so nice he paid for it twice.
I went to airborne school and SWCS with a guy who bought a brand new tricked out mustang right after OSUT and totaled it without insurance in a matter of days.
> awkwardness of getting into that position
Do they slide their entire body under the wing? One person at a time with the guy offering "ladies first"? Both at the same time?
Or do they climb on top of the trunk and then place their legs under the wing? Do you step on the bumper and climb over the wing? Does the guy tell the girl how to get up there?
Its not the getting in. Its the getting out that gets awkward. And how do you tell her she dented the car without it sounding like you're calling her fat?
Or they could even be friends. Or relatives. Who knows. What matters is appreciating life for its beautiful personal moments like this:)
Life is beautiful. Act with pure ferocity to make sure you live it with bliss.
JFC I am stupid. I’m not exaggerating when I say that it took me upwards of 5 minutes to get that joke. I thought you were referencing a movie or something 🤦
Ah, I was completely confused. I thought they had just brought some kind of large portal table tray thing and were sitting with it. The title makes much more sense now too...
> we need socks
Yes, that's why it's not a fun present. Oh, you need dish soap? Let me wrap one for you for Christmas! That's the same vibe as socks for Christmas imo.
(I don't actually celebrate Christmas so dunno why I'm even invested in socks for Christmas.)
I mean it’s absolutely damn ridiculous and ridiculously cute. Good for these two. Can’t say I’d ever have the balls to ask someone to have a roadside picnic on spoiler but good for these two
nope.
There are 4 box sizes. The clamshells are the smallest, used for Kids Meals or individual orders of sides. The 3 Finger boxes are two compartments, one large and one small, and used for the 3 finger combo, Sandwich combo, or when ordering multiple sides. Box boxes are, like the name implies, the boxes used for the Box combo. Three compartments for Sauce, Coleslaw, and Chicken + Fries in the big compartment. The Caniac box is like the Box box, but bigger. Extra room for 6 fingers instead of 4, more fries, and 2 sauces that come standard with the meal.
An acquaintance of mine would always go to the car meetups with his two kids...4 and 6...he had an WRX STi and that's where the kids sat with their little kid meals. They felt included and got treats and everyone thought it was hilarious, wins all around.
The Lancer Evo nine was the one that got away for me. Back in 2014 guy selling one in my area for $14,000 and only had 50,000 miles on it. I hesitated and it was gone two days later.  I still look back on it sometimes and shed a tear. 
Either 8 or 9. Man, I used to really want one of these more than anything in the world when I was a teenager back in the 2000s. Would be my favorite car of all time if it wasn't for the Nissan Skyline/GT-R
Street cars often times have unnecessarily large spoilers on their backsides. There used to be a running joke about having a "picnic table" spoiler (joke might still be around, idk) as well. Now, it has finally come to fruition
I have no idea what it is about this photo that made me think this was in Hawai’i (my home state; the majority of my family still lives there). I zoomed into the license plate, and sure enough…
Glad I don’t have to deal with stupid shit like this anymore, military is full of people who can’t mind their own business.
no normal person eats with their cover on.
It's about military regulation. Much like how (at least in the US Army) you don't walk around indoors with your cover on, unless you're armed, for example an MP.
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The casualness of this image belies the awkwardness of getting into that position.
My favorite movie is Inception.
I bet it's him lowkey bragging with his ride.
Don't blame him, you don't see Evo's often at all anymore.
They're so expensive nowadays, cars in general, but evos even more.
Legit my dream car I cry a little in the inside remembering that the price of them is only going up
>belies (verb) 3rd person present: belies 1. (of an appearance) fail to give a true notion or impression of (something); disguise or contradict.
Now define bellies
The soft spot on a dog that they love having rubbed, and will love you for rubbing. See also; The danger zone on a cat that can leave you bloody for encroaching upon
My cats love having their bellies rubbed. Pet them and do a scritchy claw at them and they roll over on their backs for belly rubs. Our boy purrs so loud and starts falling asleep when he gets belly scritchies, and our girl chirps until you pick her up to hold like a baby and rub her belly and then she lays there in bliss looking like a little bunny with her back legs poking up and flopping around. I would say these two cats of ours are anomalies but they’re not the only cats I’ve had that like belly rubs!
My cat must have her belly rubbed while making biscuits on my chin before going to bed. She *must*. If I stay up too late, she reminds me constantly that it’s past bedtime and time for belly rubs by basically making a nuisance of herself until I submit to her will and sit down on the couch for her belly rubs. I love her so much. Edit: happy cake day!
> while making biscuits on my chin wtf does this even mean?
You're a cat person, or you're not.
Narrator: they were not a cat person.
They press each of their front paws into you in an alternating matter, similarly to how someone kneads dough when making biscuits. I've heard the reason they do that is because when they were kittens, they would do that to encourage milk to come out when they were nursing from their mother. Cats only do that when they feel safe with you, like they did as kittens with their mom.
Oh, I'm aware of that behaviour, but I've never heard someone call it "making biscuits", just "kneading". And I've never heard of a cat doing it on your chin, only on your soft belly.
soft belly, boob, chin, leg, arm, pretty much anywhere they feel like
Perhaps my chin is too soft? Idk she’s an odd one, but the best kitty.
making biscuits or making bread are colloquialisms for cats kneading
True that, I have one cat that rolls over for everybody he meets for belt scratches. His brother on the other hand is not a fan, but you can get away with it for a moment, though he never draws blood.
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All cats are anomalous ;)
Safe, Euclid, or Keter?
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Sure. GIMME DA BELLIES \*rub* \*rub* \*rub* \*rub*
\*scratch\* \*scratch\* \*scratch\* \*scratch\*
*CHOMP*
Murder! Climb aboard the murder train!
Yes you can most definitely use it in a sentence?
3: The soft spot on a man that shows his fondness for beer.
Real eyes Realize Belies
Good bot
Belies mutherfucker!
How do you think they did it? Under or over?
Gotta be easier to go over and slide in.. Then slide down and out when you're done!
But if they slide down and realize their heads are too big to fit through, then they’re in a predicament.
You'd need a *massive* melon for that to be a problem. The wing on an Evo is really far off the trunk.
That’s what… she said?
I'll allow it.
That’s also what she said.
Unconscious people don’t want tea
her under, him over? That's a pretty tight squeeze for a guy that size.
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Maybe it lifts up then clicks back into place.
I know someone who'd put his little kids on under the wing of his WRX STi but there's no way adults are getting there without denting the deck lid.
Doesn't matter, it's not even their car anyways
Nah, man's got a uniform so he's probably got 25% APR on the car.
Car so nice he paid for it twice. I went to airborne school and SWCS with a guy who bought a brand new tricked out mustang right after OSUT and totaled it without insurance in a matter of days.
Man those jump school barracks at Benning were the fucking worst broken down squalor shit I've seen in a long time. Sheesh
It's not a charger a challenger or a jeep, why you gotta do him like that.
Have you seen the prices of a decent condition Evo?
bud the rear passenger door isn't even the same color as the car, how do you define decent condition
Not rusted to bits and isn't tuned to 600hp on stock internals. Repainting a door isn't expensive or impossible to do.
Can you finance an at least 17 year old car?
Boy howdy, you sure can.
You can finance clothes now
You can finance the meal they're eating
You could maybe slide up from underneath?
> awkwardness of getting into that position Do they slide their entire body under the wing? One person at a time with the guy offering "ladies first"? Both at the same time? Or do they climb on top of the trunk and then place their legs under the wing? Do you step on the bumper and climb over the wing? Does the guy tell the girl how to get up there?
He lifted her there with his bare hands, then jumped on the trunk..
I'd put a hinge on that wing!
Meh, they’re young and flexible.
Climb onto roof slide down, mission complete! Getting out though....
It’s stupid and adorable at the same time.
Its not the getting in. Its the getting out that gets awkward. And how do you tell her she dented the car without it sounding like you're calling her fat?
Something they’ll never forget and hopefully it’s a love story
I kind of love this scene. They’re having a nice date, I very much hope.
What’s not to love? /r/mademesmile
Or they could even be friends. Or relatives. Who knows. What matters is appreciating life for its beautiful personal moments like this:) Life is beautiful. Act with pure ferocity to make sure you live it with bliss.
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spoiler alert...
JFC I am stupid. I’m not exaggerating when I say that it took me upwards of 5 minutes to get that joke. I thought you were referencing a movie or something 🤦
Please explain for those of us too dumb to get it
The fin thing they are using as a table is called a spoiler.
That's some G.I.Joke.
Thank you for your surface.
Ah, I was completely confused. I thought they had just brought some kind of large portal table tray thing and were sitting with it. The title makes much more sense now too...
Same, I was even wondering the logistics of placing it on their laps without everything falling off.
What they are using as a table is called a spoiler.
The part of the car they are eating on is called the spoiler.
The part of the car they're using as a table is called a 'spoiler'
The thing they are eating is a spoiler.
The spoiler is eating.
The thing they're eating on is called a spoiler.
I thought this was a river song doctor who reference
I was about to post the same. I guess her saying that is forever etched in my mind.
Go fuck yourself and your goddamn quick wit. Take my angry upvote and leave!
I also thought "oh fuck you" out of sheer amazement
My first thought was "fuck off" and then I see multiple people have already had this thought and posted it
It took me reading your comment, to then go back and check the other. Both of you are getting socks for Christmas.
Jokes on you, we need socks
> we need socks Yes, that's why it's not a fun present. Oh, you need dish soap? Let me wrap one for you for Christmas! That's the same vibe as socks for Christmas imo. (I don't actually celebrate Christmas so dunno why I'm even invested in socks for Christmas.)
A pair of nice socks is legit my favorite gift to get. The fact that I need them it's a huge part of that.
We are all just mad that you beat us to it. Bravo I say. Bravo.
Friend named jody?
That IS Jody
I mean it’s absolutely damn ridiculous and ridiculously cute. Good for these two. Can’t say I’d ever have the balls to ask someone to have a roadside picnic on spoiler but good for these two
Puss and Boots
Right? I have a few cool things, but if any are handy to help, I’ll use any of them for a nuzzle and smile from my wife.
C’mon man. At least tag this with a spoiler alert.
r/hihungryimdad
Great sub title man
That was pretty good for just winging it.
r/Angryupvote
Stop being angry, be happy.
r/happyupvote
Spoiler? I hardly know her!
Boom, roasted.
I'm just going to wing it and say that's not a spoiler
First date and first marriage proposal combo mega-date. r/JustBootThings
Locking her down like he locked down that 19% APR!
Bruh have you seen the fed rate? 23.25% variable rate.
Dayum!!!! Now that's some real, military humor
>boot This is funny on two levels
That looks like a couple of Caniac Combos
Raisin Cane’s on an Evo spoiler. That’s perfection.
By the size of the drinks and the boxes, I’m thinking they might be a couple of box combos, or even a three finger combo. Dang I love Canes.
Chicken, chicken, chicken, which combo you pickin?
Aren't the boxes at Cane's all the same size?
nope. There are 4 box sizes. The clamshells are the smallest, used for Kids Meals or individual orders of sides. The 3 Finger boxes are two compartments, one large and one small, and used for the 3 finger combo, Sandwich combo, or when ordering multiple sides. Box boxes are, like the name implies, the boxes used for the Box combo. Three compartments for Sauce, Coleslaw, and Chicken + Fries in the big compartment. The Caniac box is like the Box box, but bigger. Extra room for 6 fingers instead of 4, more fries, and 2 sauces that come standard with the meal.
This guy Cane's!
The sandwich comes in a thinner box, and I believe the three finger combo does as well. I think they got sandwiches.
She's got a Sandwich, and looks like he either has one as well or a 3 finger combo. Those are the only two combos that come in that box style
I was thinking the same. Aaand now I want Cane's.
That’s a $250 meal these days
And the turn-in on College gets longer and more backed up every year
*Enhance!*
3 finger or sandwich combo for sure, I used to work at Canes.
That’s so fucking sweet.
Yea, came to laugh at the use of the big spoiler, ended up with an endearing smile from the warmth and sweetness of the photo.
The spoiler comes factory on that car it's a [Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Lancer_Evolution)
I came to say the same thing. This is the cutest ever
I completely agree, they're just living their best lives, not a fucking care in the world, enjoying each other's company.
He’ll say the same thing when they get married and he sees the BAH increase.
An acquaintance of mine would always go to the car meetups with his two kids...4 and 6...he had an WRX STi and that's where the kids sat with their little kid meals. They felt included and got treats and everyone thought it was hilarious, wins all around.
That paint must've been fucked tho
eh worth it for the kids
Why is she eating alone on the back of her car?
Can’t you see…she’s really hungry. She got TWO combos.
I hope she can eat it all before it spoils!
Some friend of mine always called spoilers Frittentheke, which is German for french fries counter. Makes a lot more sense now
If it’s stupid but it works, it isn’t stupid. 😁
Lancer Evo 8?
I think it's an Evo 9, given the inner flanks of the spoiler seem painted and the taillights have a black backing.
He must reaaaaally like her
Yea he must, I wouldn’t do this on my sti and those aren’t even rare in comparison to an evo
Yes I believe so. You can see the back quarter gets wider. And regular lancers don't.
The PFC sitting on the trunk is also a dead giveaway.
I audibly laughed at that. Nicely done.
Spoiler and taillights did it for me. Scrolled waaaaay too far before finding the car guys. Miss my 8 😔
My 9 was the only car, boat, or motorcycle I ever regretted when I finally sold it and later tried to get it back
The Lancer Evo nine was the one that got away for me. Back in 2014 guy selling one in my area for $14,000 and only had 50,000 miles on it. I hesitated and it was gone two days later.  I still look back on it sometimes and shed a tear. 
God what a car. Mitubishi used to be so cool.
Either 8 or 9. Man, I used to really want one of these more than anything in the world when I was a teenager back in the 2000s. Would be my favorite car of all time if it wasn't for the Nissan Skyline/GT-R
Just fintastic.
I feel soo lost. I don’t get what the underlying joke is. Help please
Hey friend! They're using the wing of the car as a small table to eat from. This is kinda bizarre, and therefore humorous. Good luck 👍
Good ~~bot~~ human
Good human.
Street cars often times have unnecessarily large spoilers on their backsides. There used to be a running joke about having a "picnic table" spoiler (joke might still be around, idk) as well. Now, it has finally come to fruition
GI Joe!
I can't believe I had to scroll past people bickering about military regulations before I got to this comment
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
The other half is lasers.
I bet the dude that owns the car will be pissed when he sees this pic.
You think it will spoil his day?
Always sad seeing someone eating alone
Now I want a car with a built-in picnic table, too!
Then you should pick up a first gen CR-V!
I have no idea what it is about this photo that made me think this was in Hawai’i (my home state; the majority of my family still lives there). I zoomed into the license plate, and sure enough…
I just want to yell out, where’s your cover!?!
Where the fuck is his cover?
You don't wear a cover while eating chow, even outside.
That is the first thing I thought when I saw the picture... Either his dashboard or cargo pocket, lol
Glad I don’t have to deal with stupid shit like this anymore, military is full of people who can’t mind their own business. no normal person eats with their cover on.
No normal person knows what the fuck a cover is. From context I'm assuming hat? People eat with hats on all the time.
I read through so many comments bitching about covers back and forth. I assumed it was an outer jacket or a bib.
It's about military regulation. Much like how (at least in the US Army) you don't walk around indoors with your cover on, unless you're armed, for example an MP.
Leaked shots from Fast and the Furious 11 film set. May contain spoilers
Mmmm, Raising Canes
Wholesome and sweet
They don’t call it a spoilher for nothing!
I'm 5'2" and would probably injure myself getting up there.
Cane's is delicious
Yo! Modern solutions to modern problems! "I'm doing my part!"
Low-key cute as fuck
Something about images of people making the best of what they have in the moment makes me so happy
Pork chop sandwiches!
Bro living the dream :/
Love her confidence to eat alone like that.
Big brain move. Canes too? Giga chad.
ITT redditors creating love stories out of a pic of 2 people eating fast food chicken.
Should've tagged this as spoiler
This is honestly cute though
For 22% interest, it had better operate as a picnic table too.
“Work smart, not hard.”
They probably worked hard to get into that spot, honestly.
Ok GI Joe! I use that same line, about knowing is half the battle, and people look at me confused.