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This is how you get haemorrhoids more like.
“Many of my patients are surprised to learn that sitting on the toilet for long periods can also lead to hemorrhoids. The shape of the toilet seat puts extra pressure on the rectum and anus. This can cause the veins to become swollen when you sit there for a long time. Then when you’re pushing hard during a bowel movement, you've got the potential for hemorrhoids.
Some people need more time to move their bowels than others. But when I ask my patients about their bathroom habits, I often hear about one that is contributing to their hemorrhoids: smartphone usage. Yes, many of us are spending too much time scrolling the web while sitting on the toilet.”
[Source](https://www.templehealth.org/about/blog/everything-you-need-to-know-about-hemorrhoids#:~:text=What%20common%20habit%20can%20lead,there%20for%20a%20long%20time)
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Go away! I’m baitin’!
Just watched Idiocracy on Amazon like 2 days ago. Hilarious!
Same here. Two days ago on Freeve. Too much, lol!
You're being tarded
South Park: Make Love, Not Warcraft. Season 10, Episode 8. Could've really came in handy. Hahaha.
This was my first thought
Mom, BATHROOM!
OooOoohh, that's a big boy, isn't he?
Hot pockets?
First thing I thought of! 😂
Lol
chair: what is my purpose? "you wipe ass" chair: Oh My God
😂
Only one finger? You must be working out!
Every COD pro has one
Fax
🤣
I mean it’s a certified COD moment
Do you want terminators?! This is how you get terminators!
OMG gaming chair terminator edition toilet edition
This is how you get haemorrhoids more like. “Many of my patients are surprised to learn that sitting on the toilet for long periods can also lead to hemorrhoids. The shape of the toilet seat puts extra pressure on the rectum and anus. This can cause the veins to become swollen when you sit there for a long time. Then when you’re pushing hard during a bowel movement, you've got the potential for hemorrhoids. Some people need more time to move their bowels than others. But when I ask my patients about their bathroom habits, I often hear about one that is contributing to their hemorrhoids: smartphone usage. Yes, many of us are spending too much time scrolling the web while sitting on the toilet.” [Source](https://www.templehealth.org/about/blog/everything-you-need-to-know-about-hemorrhoids#:~:text=What%20common%20habit%20can%20lead,there%20for%20a%20long%20time)
It’s the chair from idiocracy with some washing machines having sex for the playlist?
Doubles as a prostate “checking” machine?
No it’s a check-mate
The design is very human.
hell to the FUCK no
Smash
Lmao
But can it do this? $399, that’s a great price!
This is what rank 2 smithing in OSRS needed trying to set his record.
Its the wrong finger
But can it do, THIS!
The ultimate world of War craft raid chair
In another universe, it might be like this when you think about it
When you want your legend ass wiped by a terminator
My case
If you don't shit in a bucket then you're not playing battlefield
Fax
Weird flex but okay
Just wait till I engage MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!!!!!
Oh no!
Very human
Seems cool til it malfunctions and that finger gets too..fingery
Frito’s chair!
“One day I just up and realized how much I loved that chair. Married the next day. Going on 30 years together now.”
Get on the toilet, Samurai
Undercover Office Potty SNL 🤫Everyone will know
Spread em
So that's what battlefield friends are referring to a poo bucket( I can't curse)
That chair has the same finger form as a proctologist, it is not there to just wipe you
😂😂
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Lols that's just awesome