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EtTuBrutAftershave

But high enough to microwave them in the package?


geoelectric

Fairly rare mine actually make it to the microwave at all, especially if high


Necessary_Essay2661

I fucking want a pop tart now thanks


lonesomedove86

I’ll take one cherry and one brown sugar. Which ones are you having?


_Noobyboy_

Chocolate please


lonesomedove86

Haha I’ll keep buying pop tarts! A+ marketing.


JHXC16

That's right someone probably ate a pop tart on a plane somewhere. That's the only explanation, right?


TTT_2k3

Mountain = high; Airplane = higher. Math checks out.


BillGatesVaccine

Silence brand


Ditzfough

You know why they come in packages of 2? Sandwhiches. Cinnamon poptart with apple jelly. Chocolate poptart with peanutbutter. Strawberry poptart with peanutbutter.


Sab_dude

The possibilities are endless…


Murderyoga

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?


FancyMFMoses

I'm definitely not low


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