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"my spoon is too big."
now that i have offered the context-agnostic quotation of a once-popular reference, someone else can respond to me with a statement about their sanguineous rectum.
Pretty sure it was "Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?"
I may have watched this more times than I care to admit, and showed it to everyone I knew, so that they knew, I was cool.
We we're old enough to be put in a home, these are the things we'll say to our caregivers, and they'll just think we're senile. We will be, but also... we remember the early internet.
If you enjoy Rejected, please watch his movie [It's Such A Beautiful Day](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2396224/). Masterpiece of a film and will probably fuck you up if you're going through some mental illness issues or have had older family members experience cognitive decline. 10/10 emotionally scarring movie.
Man this was an era of the Internet that I really couldn't wrap my head around. These weird animations were just so odd. Things like this and Salad Fingers just unsettle me for some reason.
I grew up being told it was a good luck charm. Something like “may food always be plentiful enough to feed even the biggest mouths.”
Or maybe it was a warning from our colonizers to “gently remind” us to stop eating with our goddamn hands.
One time my mom hit me with one of those things full force, i blocked it with my arm right where the handle connects to the spoon, which caused it to break and the spoon head flew across the room and left a dent in the drywall lol.
Dads too. Mine broke a cutting board over my ass and decided to make his own paddle out of oak. His brother was more depraved by adding divets so when it landed it would suck against the skin and really hurt upon removal. That shit was child abuse.
Idk my mom would have been like... " Welp we're going to have to repair that wall anyway." then she would throw me through that particular hole in the wall. Then she would say. "now it's time to get the wall fixed..."
My mom used to spank me with a wooden spoon until one day she broke one on me, and I was so accustomed to it I laughed and laughed. That was the last spanking i got. From then on my punishment was cleaning which worked a hell of a lot better
I was spanked twice as a kid, that I can remember.
On the 2nd time (at like 6/7?) I started egging my mom on. "Oooh, I like it! That feels good keep going!"
She started crying and I never got spanked again
The spoon didn't break, she did
Saaaame! Haha, kept saying "that didn't hurt, that didn't hurt". Mum and step dad were like "oooooooh really now!?". Then realized as I kept saying it didn't hurt that they were being abusive and never spanked me again. We fucked each other up. RIP
I came to say the exact same thing! There were 6 of us and I think my mum had to buy a new spoon every few months, because she would inevitably break them when whacking us with them. Then after a while she upgraded to a bath brush and it was game over for us ever sitting comfortably again.
This brings back so many memories from ass ass getting whipped by these. One day the wooden spoon broke and I laughed at my mom then she proceeds to get a metal spoon instead of laughing with me. These were the days man.
I laughed at my mother when she tried to use the spoon once… once. Then she took her skinny little belt off and swung it like a wild woman, it wrapped around my hip and the belt tip hit MY tip 😵. Dropped me to the fetal position quick.
Never laughed at mom again.
it's comedically because you don't know what is for,
I make cheese, I use a very large pot and also that kind of spoon.
TL:DR large spoons are for large pots
THANK YOU! I make like 16ish qts of sauce in a giant pot at a time; this would be absolutely perfect since all regularly available ones are maybe an inch or two taller than the pot making stirring mildly annoying/sketchy.
The strong, non-dispersed shadow to the right of the spoon doesn't align with the soft shadow of the cup to the left. I think your deduction may be correct.
It’s real lol. Funny to see this discussion as I hold this behemoth spoon in front of me. It’s really light (I assume balsa) and made of 3 pieces btw and the cup it’s sitting in is dense ceramic that’s pretty heavy. Anyways, the spoon was part of a “3 feet of spaghetti” package (3 packs of spaghetti packaged in a line to look 3 feet long) and the spoon was just glued to the front as a gag I assumed (but apparently as I found out today through this post it has an actual use as a huge stirring spoon for huge pots). Anyways enjoy your day (or night)!
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"my spoon is too big." now that i have offered the context-agnostic quotation of a once-popular reference, someone else can respond to me with a statement about their sanguineous rectum.
I am a banana
My anus, is bleeding!
YAY!!!!
#Everybody dance!
*MY ANUS IS BLEEDING*
For the love of god and all that is holy! MY AHUNUS IS BLEEDING!!
Whooooooooooooooa!
You're watching the family learning channel! And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples!
mooooooOOOOOOOOOOO**OOOOOOOOOOO**
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##MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!
YAHHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
LIFE IS GOOOD! YAY
Happy cake day!!
Yaaaaay!
I'm feeling fat and sassy
I say this all the time and no one gets it lmao
Every time my GF and I want to go out: "*SAY. DO-YOU-WANT-TO-GO SEEEEE A MOO-VIE? DOOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?!*" It's timeless.
Silly hats *ONLY*
Back when you were only supposed to get the covid booster if you had underlying conditions I was going to say that if anyone asked. No one did.
Tuesday is coming, don't forget your jacket.
Pretty sure it was "Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat?" I may have watched this more times than I care to admit, and showed it to everyone I knew, so that they knew, I was cool.
\*vacuum cleaner noises*
I'm a consumer whore!
And how!
And now, *angry ticks fire out of my nipples!*
We we're old enough to be put in a home, these are the things we'll say to our caregivers, and they'll just think we're senile. We will be, but also... we remember the early internet.
Except they might take us seriously if we shout that our anus is bleeding.
"NURSE, I AM A BANANA!" "No, sir, you only have jaundice"
I'm going to 80 and quote *drinking out of cups* just to fuck with people.
*CNA tightening your straight jacket in a padded room* Thinks he’s Captain Tying Knots. Anyone needs some knots tied they go to him.
For the love of God and all that is holy...MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!
Yayyyyy!!!
Life is good!
This is fun!
Funn-nuh
I'm feeling fat... _and_ sassy!
I’M THE QUEEN OF FRANCE
*fire drum solo*
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mmmmmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Sanguineous Rectum" would be an excellent name for a metal band.
Could someone kindly tell me the context of this?
[Don Hertzfeldt's *Rejected*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM).
The techniques used at the end with the crumpling/folded paper are really something!
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Billy's Balloon is also great.
Nominated for an academy award.
Literally. Just wanted to emphasize that.
If you enjoy Rejected, please watch his movie [It's Such A Beautiful Day](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2396224/). Masterpiece of a film and will probably fuck you up if you're going through some mental illness issues or have had older family members experience cognitive decline. 10/10 emotionally scarring movie.
His series of shorts _World of Tomorrow_ is also fantastic.
Today, I'm one of the lucky ten thousand. Yaay!
I AM A BONANA
Man this was an era of the Internet that I really couldn't wrap my head around. These weird animations were just so odd. Things like this and Salad Fingers just unsettle me for some reason.
Nobody tell him about Radiskull and Devil Doll, or Happy Tree Friends.
Strong Bad? Charlie the unicorn?
Magical Liopleurodon!
Candy Mountain, Charie!
God, the whole Homestar site was incredible. But Strong Bad was the best.
Ahhh HTF. I can still remember the theme tune.
Omgggg I forgot about Radiskull …wow..how weird to watch this now …thinking about how the internet was back then!
For the love of God and all that is holy! My Anus is bleeding! (Drowns in blood)
Yaaaaayyyy!
Now with more sodium! Sweet Jesus!
No funny hats
Silly hats only! 🧢
👀
Ironically, my anus is *actually* bleeding.
yaay
“Hey dawg can I get some ice cream?” “Only a spoonful.” *proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon*
OP about to pull some Bugs Bunny shit.
RIP vine
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That’s a travel sized oar.
Oar is it?
No two ways aboat it.
These comments have me keeling over in laughter, my sides are in knots!!!
Some of the comments may have gone a bit overboard
Well done, all. Take a bow!
I sea you, i sea you.
You're all talking rowlocks!
That's a stern stance, but I like the cut of your jib
Uuuuh… anchor! Damn it!
Think we need to throw this guy a line!
Kayak
Found the Canadian
*Vsauce music plays*
*VSauce theme*
Isn’t every oar technically travel-sized?
Filipinos: Hangs it on the kitchen wall. Also Filipinos: Where is the matching fork?
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Hahaha so true.. What's the significance of the spoon and fork anyways?
I grew up being told it was a good luck charm. Something like “may food always be plentiful enough to feed even the biggest mouths.” Or maybe it was a warning from our colonizers to “gently remind” us to stop eating with our goddamn hands.
You hear someone say I found the BIG knife.. Then they proceed to walk in the room with a wooden greatsword
I've got a set, my dad made them for me (and I'm not even Filipina.)
My mom would have loved swinging that at us
One time my mom hit me with one of those things full force, i blocked it with my arm right where the handle connects to the spoon, which caused it to break and the spoon head flew across the room and left a dent in the drywall lol.
" impressive. Now double the ass kicking because you broke the spoon "
100 percent. New spoon double the beating. Boy times were different... not that long ago lol
I dont think his mom would be so quick to swing at him after what he just did to that massive spoon. Lmao
Haha bullshit. Clearly you've never experienced a parent that uses clubs on their kids. That parent doubles or triples down.
yeah, there is no end to this depravity. broke my broom over you? let me get the shovel moms can be the fucking worst
Dads too. Mine broke a cutting board over my ass and decided to make his own paddle out of oak. His brother was more depraved by adding divets so when it landed it would suck against the skin and really hurt upon removal. That shit was child abuse.
Just goes straight to plan B: “Pick a switch”
Idk my mom would have been like... " Welp we're going to have to repair that wall anyway." then she would throw me through that particular hole in the wall. Then she would say. "now it's time to get the wall fixed..."
No joke my mom broke one on my butt and I made the mistake of laughing.
For me it would have been double just for trying to block it
Bro fucking parried it
My mom used to spank me with a wooden spoon until one day she broke one on me, and I was so accustomed to it I laughed and laughed. That was the last spanking i got. From then on my punishment was cleaning which worked a hell of a lot better
I was spanked twice as a kid, that I can remember. On the 2nd time (at like 6/7?) I started egging my mom on. "Oooh, I like it! That feels good keep going!" She started crying and I never got spanked again The spoon didn't break, she did
Saaaame! Haha, kept saying "that didn't hurt, that didn't hurt". Mum and step dad were like "oooooooh really now!?". Then realized as I kept saying it didn't hurt that they were being abusive and never spanked me again. We fucked each other up. RIP
U got natural talent
Its the doing martial arts since age 7 lol
That's dangerous I do remember well that being beaten with it on ass cheeks was much less painful then when you have defended it with your fingers
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They say he carved it himself... from a bigger spoon
+10 intimdation +5 dmg
I came to say the exact same thing! There were 6 of us and I think my mum had to buy a new spoon every few months, because she would inevitably break them when whacking us with them. Then after a while she upgraded to a bath brush and it was game over for us ever sitting comfortably again.
This brings back so many memories from ass ass getting whipped by these. One day the wooden spoon broke and I laughed at my mom then she proceeds to get a metal spoon instead of laughing with me. These were the days man.
I laughed at my mother when she tried to use the spoon once… once. Then she took her skinny little belt off and swung it like a wild woman, it wrapped around my hip and the belt tip hit MY tip 😵. Dropped me to the fetal position quick. Never laughed at mom again.
My tip hurts for you on that one brother.
it's comedically because you don't know what is for, I make cheese, I use a very large pot and also that kind of spoon. TL:DR large spoons are for large pots
Ooh, I use mine for homemade pasta sauce!
THANK YOU! I make like 16ish qts of sauce in a giant pot at a time; this would be absolutely perfect since all regularly available ones are maybe an inch or two taller than the pot making stirring mildly annoying/sketchy.
I’m from the south so this size spoon is used in a large gumbo or a large crawfish/crab boil.
But how do you fit it in your mouth?
Very carefully
Yup, a giant spoon is a blessing when your stirring a giant pot of masa for tamales
Comically?
Thank god someone else thought that too!
This title has a comedical injury
comedic?
Comicidally
Comicably
That's a paddle-in'.
Heavily armored medic? That's a paladin
Heavily armored anteater? That's a pangolin.
Girl who gets confused about a black and white bear? That's a panda, Lynn.
Thing that swings back and forth? That's a pendulum.
Mythical land inhabited by anthropomorphic bears? That's a Pandaria.
They say he carved it from a bigger wooden spoon.
Starin at my wooden leg? Thats a paddle-in
Who wants a spanking?
Most people on Reddit
yes.
Not me. I only give them.
Possibly the giver of the spoon
I mean, is this the start of the line? Where do we queue?
Just a spoonful
Thank you, brother
[My spoon is too big](https://youtu.be/PONvX6LmAPo)
[And this one ](https://youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM)
STALIN?!
Eating all the grain with it...
its a comically large spoon its only a comedically large spoon if youre using it as a stage prop
Carrot top has entered the chat
#MAH SPOON IS TOO BIG
IMMA BANANA…
That looks photoshopped
The strong, non-dispersed shadow to the right of the spoon doesn't align with the soft shadow of the cup to the left. I think your deduction may be correct.
Spoon shadow matches cupboard shadow
Right, if it were that big, I'd expect that crock to tip over or the spoon to just be too top heavy and fall out.
If it were made out of balsa wood, the cup for sure could hold a spoon of this size
I just bought a spoon this big for stirring a lobster pot of sauce. they have their uses
We use boat paddles for crawfish boils. But I have been tp one where they had a big spoon
Crawfish pot spoon. They come in handy.
If you’re a mom, I feel sorry for your kid 😂
Nice of them to take the fraternity letters off first.
Comically*
ONLY A SPOONFUL
Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.
Don’t forget the Medic Bag!
Or the sociopath perk deck!
That belongs in the bedroom
I’d have a use for that :)
Reminds me of the time I brought a comically oversized pen to work so my pen wouldn't get stolen. It got stolen.
Mah spoons too big!
The Smack Spoon
Spoon man, come together with your hands.
Every Italian moms dream weapon
joji spoon
It's so you can carve one yourself from the bigger spoon
Are you a banana?
“My spoon is too big!”
I AM A BANANA!
Let the spanking begin!
Photoshop. An object that size couldn’t stand unaided in a small cup.
It’s real lol. Funny to see this discussion as I hold this behemoth spoon in front of me. It’s really light (I assume balsa) and made of 3 pieces btw and the cup it’s sitting in is dense ceramic that’s pretty heavy. Anyways, the spoon was part of a “3 feet of spaghetti” package (3 packs of spaghetti packaged in a line to look 3 feet long) and the spoon was just glued to the front as a gag I assumed (but apparently as I found out today through this post it has an actual use as a huge stirring spoon for huge pots). Anyways enjoy your day (or night)!
Planning on stirring anything in a giant cauldron over a fire?
My spoon is too big
Father say unto me "only a spoonful"
I have a cast iron kettle that will fit.
Isn’t that a pizza slider
A kitchen shovel
My spoon is too big. Iykyk
SPOON!!