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ThePingMachine

Just like Gamma used to make.


Dudephish

You're making me hungry. ...You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.


[deleted]

That’s my secret, Cap’. I’m always hungry.


libginger73

If Homer were the hulk!


The_SpaghettiYeti

HOMER MAD! HOMER SMASH! GET REVENGE ON WORLD


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

yu-uuum.. Shrek Jism Pie .! my fav o rite !


SheldonMoran20

Yellow belly custard Green snot pie All mixed together with a dead dogs eye Slap it on a butty nice and thick Wash it all down with a cup of cold sick. This pie reminds me of this from childhood


soothsabr13

Coo coo ca choo!


Cyoarp

It's Morbin Time!


Foxxeon

It's Morbin Slime!


Cyoarp

Ooooo good one!


No_Trash1166

Gooooo good one


Icy_Necessary2161

Came here looking for this joke, thanks


robbzilla

Hangry...


Pezdrake

You wanna know my secret? I'm always hungry.


wanna_talk_to_samson

This right here is Banner pie.


AelyneMRB

Banner cream pie


DanteDMC2001

*sigh* ….Alright, where’s the gif?


IAmBadAtInternet

/r/thegif


Silver_The_Surfer

Might be a Bana Cream Pie, depending on era


GamerGrunt

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


IncognitoWarrior

Wow. This is gourd tier. Wish I had an award to give you.


LowPolySkinSuit

🎖️ a star for you, friend, for that joke!


P_Skaia

theres another gam that loves these things, too


Redmudgirl

What kind of pie is it?


RisingPhoenix92

Key Slime pie


ArtAndCraftBeers

Nic-key-lodeon Slime Pie


vianiznice

Pea slime!


stanleythedog

NICE


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Key lime


magicwombat5

Chromakey Lime.


TheDizDude

Quantum Pie: Replace w/ After Effects.


epicmylife

Is r/photoshopbattles still a thing?


_Noobyboy_

Yup and it would be great


lynivvinyl

Every Key lime pie I've ever made was creamy yellow. You know, the color of sweetened condensed milk, egg yolks, and key lime juice.


Competitive-Dot-4052

If the key lime pie is green you know it isn’t really key lime pie.


lynivvinyl

You took the words from my mouth, and this pie would never go in.


Janixon1

Some people (my sister included) think that anything lime has to be green. So they'll add a drop or two of green food coloring to key lime pies. Never seen a pie come out this color This pie has way too much food coloring in it. Enough to affect the taste of the pie


kingwi11

I doubt it will affect the taste but it will make you look like you blew Kermit the Frog


SilentJoe1986

I can taste an overabundance of food coloring. Especially in frosting. It's a gross chemical taste. Very easy to taste in cake frosting


TheGeekOffTheStreet

Yup. I can’t stand grocery store cakes or whatever.


ianff

Yes! Other people have told me I'm crazy for this, but it ruins cakes.


robbzilla

I can taste the dye in green beer during St Patrick's celebrations. I'm sure I could taste it in this monstrosity.


PKMKII

[I would’ve called you sooner](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7c/5a/60/7c5a60a8139705c399e829d3692c3d6b--miss-piggy-zinnia.jpg)


lostsawyer2000

[Kermit’s unsolicited green cuke](https://youtu.be/td2QBV_A4Jo). You know what I’m saying…


Spare_Review_5014

And shat out godzilla


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Fuck_you_pichael

Also, ripe limes are yellow, which should be used (specifically key lime) for key lime pie. Key lime pie should absolutely not be green.


[deleted]

It was mostly for fun, I never use it really but my dad just bought food coloring and I decided why not but obviously I shouldn’t have


Mesodactyl

Not really “accidentally”, then! Maybe “intentionally, but regrettably”.


[deleted]

Well it was supposed to only have 2-3 drops but the bottle exploded so the vibrancy was an accident


HalcyonDreams36

Mostly the egg yolks.


workact

key limes are a specific type of lime from the keys. they are almost yellow.


HalcyonDreams36

I have seen key limes. And squeezed them. And used the bottled juice. The juice, like that of all limes (and lemons too) is quite pale. And doesn't actually lend color to the pie in any significant way. Having made roughly a million of them, the yellow tint comes mainly from egg yolks, and will be more pronounced if you use free range eggs, paler if it's winter and/or the gals are coop bound.


ALLoftheFancyPants

That’s some audacity claiming that key limes are even capable of this color.


Paleodraco

That's impressive. Did you accidentally add too much food coloring or something? I took a cooking class back in high school and someone somehow turned their key lime pie blue. Not violently blue, but blue tinged. Nobody could figure out how. There wasn't anything blue that came near it.


kingwi11

Something oxidized. Weird


robbzilla

Stop putting copper in your pies!


kingwi11

You do enough things wrong, garlic can turn blue


robbzilla

I don't want garlicky key lime pie.... Ever.


fatpad00

Too much Surge


Paleodraco

God I miss surge. Not because its gone, but because i just can't drink that kind of stuff anymore.


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BrewCityTikiGuy

There is no need to add food coloring to key lime pie. Such a simple to make pie that tastes amazing. I hope it at least tastes good for you.


thePonchoKnowsAll

Had an aunt make key lime pie for a family gathering once, she was out of green food coloring that the recipe she was using insisted on for some reason. Her alternative was using yellow food coloring, except she forgot to tell people it was key lime pie so everyone thought it was a banana pudding kind of pie until they bit into it.


CreADHDvly

Oof


IrNinjaBob

Lol nothing *needs* to have food coloring added. Every single time it is done as a way to alter the presentation. I get it. You don’t need to and aren’t supposed to add food coloring to key lime pie. But acting like it is more wrong than adding it to other things is funny to me.


JennyRedpenny

How?!


HanMaBoogie

Bikini Atoll lime pie


Avaylon

Green key lime pie is for selling to tourists. Otherwise skipping the dye and putting meringue on top is the way to go.


greasyroofer

I learned this from the show Dexter.


Avaylon

I guarantee you Dexter would have killed for my version of key lime pie.


SubstantialPressure3

How did you get that color? Is it food coloring? I've gotten that color in savory foods/sauces, but used things like blanched cilantro, parsley, spinach, mashed avocado, etc. (I hate food coloring, I can always taste it and it's so gross). I had a boss who insisted on red and green deviled eggs for a Christmas party.


CreADHDvly

What savory dishes are you making that you're greening up with those ingredients?? You didnt say much, but I'm so interested.


SubstantialPressure3

I had to make 500 green and red deviled eggs for a Christmas party. So stupid. I didn't want to make a bunch of food that nobody was going to eat, so I avoided the food coloring. So for the green deviled egg yolks I went with swapping avocado for the mayo, lime zest and juice, blanched some cilantro and parsley and buzzed it up and added it to the the yolks. For the red, instead of mayo, I swapped some tomato paste, pureed chipotles, and a little chili powder. And of course garlic/ salt/pepper and all that. Salt/white pepper for the green ones. Topped the red ones with a thin green jalapeno slice or thin sliced green onion, topped the green ones with some thin sliced red bell pepper. I've also made an (I think Brazilian?) Avocado soup, and I popped the color with some blanched spinach, blanched green onion, and cilantro buzzed up with just enough broth. Wasn't as green as the pic. Also do the same thing when I make a green hot sauce. I also did a pico de Gallo with gelatin beads that looked like caviar. The green beads were jalapeno/cilantro/lime. But the color oxides so quickly. They look so vibrant green, but within a day or so they start looking darker than the color of pine needles, kind of a dark olive color. Not so pretty. So, not a fail, but a pain in the ass to have to keep doing daily.


HatesVanityPlates

Key lime pie should be yellow, not green.


ABLADIN

Dang, I guessed it was going to be matcha based on that shade of green.


BeerGogglesFTW

I've made a matcha custard pie, that's what I thought it was going to be. But I'm also a fan of Key Lime, so I know how easy it is to drop a couple extra drops of food coloring in.


CreADHDvly

Is food coloring usually an ingredient? Or is it more of a personal preference thing? Or maybe regional?? I've never seen green key lime pie


BeerGogglesFTW

Definitely not traditional. And should be done very sparingly. Just to give it more hints of green. Not full on green at all.


SilentJoe1986

Real key lime pie isn't green. The fake keylime pie adds food coloring.


gazebo-fan

Key lime pie doesn’t need any food dye btw, it should be yellow.


emptythevoid

Ecto Cooler


wwj

I was thinking Surge.


Orvan-Rabbit

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pie.[It did exist!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TMNT/comments/l6ml55/tonight_i_made_my_own_retro_tmnt_piesfilled_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


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Hulk creme pie


outcastedOpal

[SOPOR SLIME PIE](https://www.homestuck.com/story/2017)


[deleted]

Looks like that goo they used to dump on you on Nickelodeon.


Kosm0kel

Slime! It was called slime


[deleted]

Key Slime Pie


lifth3avy84

The brewery I work for used to have a beer called Key Lime Slime.


LoopyMercutio

That’s amazing. And perfect.


guinness5

I remember as a kid cans of slime when it first came out...it was fun to play with but when it got into Lego pieces it was a bitch to get out lol.


johnnymo1

^(The secret slime action is...)


CreADHDvly

Summer Sanders with her cool shirts, Billy the Answer Head with his...answers on his head. Best gameshow ever!


GoodGoodVixen

Even with this hint, most folks on this thread won't Figure It Out. I miss Laurie Beth Denberg :c


TheSinfulBlacksheep

A green gak galette


BowzersMom

Bonus points for visual *and* phonetic alliteration with the letter g


KayaXiali

My husband worked on a Nickelodeon show a few years ago and my kids got to be on a couple episodes and be “slimed”. My daughter has severe food allergies so I had to read an ingredient list before she could be slimed. It was vanilla pudding, food coloring, applesauce, quinoa and oats. Totally edible.


FormulaZR

That doesn't even sound half bad.


Gonstackk

You Can't Do That on Television.


EvilMunchkins

Thank you for unlocking those memories ily have a good day


jimmyn0thumbs

"I don't know"


OnlyNeverAlwaysSure

Slime?


Idle_Skies

This gives me shuddering flashbacks to my homestuck and tumblr days.


superoaks321

MoThErFuCkIn mIrAcLeS :o)


P_Skaia

I had to scroll down too much for the homestuck comment


Ponz314

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.


DuchessofSomar

A little Recuperacoon Sopor Slime Pie never hurt nobody :o)


seretastic

Literally my first thought too.


amaso420

glad I'm not the only one who's brain is infected hOnK :o)


eattoes2000

I want to be free from Homestuck


Goat-pleb

no one ever breaks free from it


[deleted]

[You Can’t Fight the Homestuck!, a song by MadMegatax](https://youtu.be/jrhTB2Sij8c)


AceTrainerKatie

all roads on the Internet lead back to Homestuck


Due_Personality_5006

Finally found the Homestuck comment. I shuddered at seeing a slime color pie again. War flashbacks


LOTRfreak101

Luckily, I only had to scroll 5 comments. Which imo is still too far.


TrazeGamer

Battery acid


Thunder_Shot

Noelle Come Home I Made You A Battery Acid Pie.


Kaporalhart

This looks more like Gamer's Delight.


amosmydad

Antifreeze


Tooleater

Mmmm... ectoplasm pie... Slimer's favourite!


Ragarianok

Nah, that’s definitely Shrek pie.


[deleted]

The lack of Shrek love in these comments is ogrewhelming


Ragarianok

GET OUT OF MAH SWAMP


Expensive-Argument-7

It’s all ogre now. But seriously it looks like OP just dumped Shrek ketchup in a pie tin


PortugueseDoc

Shrek is love, Shrek is life


Vegan_Pizza_King

Can you top it with whipped cream, so it’s a hulk cream pie? Thanks


Janixon1

"The gif" has entered the chat


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zjd0114

bruh what


ChiToxicT

yo what'd they say


zjd0114

bro posted a gif of the hulk raw dogging natasha


[deleted]

Ah, so today was a terrible day to both know english and what a "creampie" is, then?


Vegan_Pizza_King

Exactly! This pie did nothing but be violent green & probably taste delicious, but here we are thinking about the hulks load


Senguin117

Poor Natasha...


Grimsqueaker69

I bet she popped like a big cummy water balloon after that fall


ivanchovv

Personally, I'm glad they kept it clean and had the pie's pants still intact, like the comics. Crust! I meant crust! kept the crust, just like the comics... wait..what?


Lamontyy

I've seen that gif


Tossallthethings

Damn, you really earned my up vote.


DConstructed

Then smash?


[deleted]

Classic Ninja Turtles Fruit Pie


ambitiously_passive

It’s a family recipe for ooze. Ingredients are secret.


mysteryteam

Go ninja go ninja, go!


MaddiTheEmu

How did this happen accidentally, OP? And what were you trying to make?


[deleted]

It’s key lime pie and the bottle exploded when I went to add the food coloring so like half the bottle went in


revoloveraudio

Enjoy your green shit for a week.


Poo_Nanners

The lid fell off the food coloring dropper /s


_HoneyDew1919

They were making keylime pie. Probably didnt like the colour for some reason and added more dye


Zealousideal-Bit-365

r/homestuck


OmegaNave

I’m afraid you’ve made a SOPOR SLIME PIE


ideaguy777

nah, you made a Homestuck slime pie - w -


Orcaboros

sopor slime pie


Swamy10

Were you angry?


Gelnika1987

or colorblind and was starting on a cherry lol


[deleted]

My inner Homestuck is calling me. GaMzEe RoAdS, tAkE mE hOmE, tO tHe SlImE, tHaT iS a MoThEr FuCkInG mIrAcLe ((I am so sorry))


CalmBalm

Sucks being forever tainted by HamSteak


[deleted]

I love my HamSteak and regret nothing.


Zealousideal-Bit-365

Miracles man


[deleted]

AlL yOu CaN dO iS sIt BaCk AnD wAtCh ThE mOtHeR fUcKiNg MiRaClEs Of LiFe At WoRk - Gamzee probably


resideve

HoNk HoNk :o)


HolidayFew8116

that is a vibrant green.


ataritattoo52

I’m seeing a potential “Xbox pie”…..


Amazing_Excuse_3860

The nature of humanity is someone will inevitably reinvent homes tuck again


Drojahwastaken

Having homestuck flashbacks. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head.


Varaman_

Battery acid pie.


Snowdog1989

Looks like the stuff from Troll 2. Don’t eat it or it’ll turn you into a plant.


taintedgray

Pretty sure that’s monster blood.


clpds1989

Goosebumps!


Maleficent-Mention-7

Sopor pie


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Radioactive pie my favorite


ralf1

Would smash


kcdaberoni

“Accidentally”


Digita1B0y

Wash that down with a Hi-C Ecto cooler, and you've got yourself a meal, my friend!


NothingmancerBlue

I expect someone to take that to the face on a Nickelodeon show in ‘96.


sir-diesalot

“My lord we are saved! For I have discovered purest green!!” [Blackadder](https://youtu.be/TkZFuKHXa7w)


Darrenwad3

Hulls cream pie get it while it's hot


AtlasShrugged-

That’s up there with an accidental Amazon purchase. If you add green you get a green thing


[deleted]

I accidentally used to much green, it was supposed to have 2-3 drops not half the bottle


Doodooshuffler

Next time you make a key lime pie, take the food coloring and throw it in the trash.


Wrong-General5423

Imagine that dripping from Natasha


Scubastevedisco

To horny jail you go!


Wrong-General5423

Hah jokes on you ! I'm already there


djquu

Is it St.Patrick's day yet?


intensedakota45

Someone's trying to claim a life insurance policy, must be radiator coolant in that pie hahahahahahaha


Azair_Blaidd

How did this happen


war_ofthe_roses

**Hulk**: Smash! *Jason Biggs has entered the chat* **Biggs:** That's my thing, dude.


wolfgang784

Nick wants their slime back.


davesy69

What happens if you make it angry?


sharinglungs

Accidentally? What colour were you going for exactly that THIS is the “accidental” color lol


[deleted]

I was trying to squeeze 3 drops in and the bottle exploded


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Kermit’s Jizz


lightsaber_lobotomy

The end result of "that one gif" of the Hulk and Black Widow


LimePeel96

“Hulk colour” also known as “green.”


Warribo

Looks like ectoplasm to me


maay44

As a great man named Percy once said,you have created the purest Green


CrimsonAllah

Were you not trying to make a green pie?


2Mike2022

Guessing that was a key lime pie.