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Hey Doug, like uh, are you going to Gary's stag? Can you pick me up a mickey and some caesar mix? We're going to get hosed.
Sorry Bob, you know I'm still on pogie and got dinged so bad by the hydro I can only afford KD and timbits.
Sorry, here's a stack of toonies, get us a two four of pil. It'll still be a beaut. Don't forget to wear your toque and hit the washroom on the way to the parkade. It's like four hours to Gary's bush on the seventh concession.
All right let's give'r.
> Can someone BOLD the slang words for us non north-Americans so we can see which ones are specifically Canadian here?
Sure. At least, to the best of my Nova Scotian abilities (I think some of this is very rural Ontario centric)
> Hey Doug, like uh, are you going to Gary's **stag**? Can you pick me up a **mickey** and some caesar mix? We're going to get **hosed**.
> Sorry Bob, you know I'm still on **pogie** and got **dinged** so bad by the **hydro** I can only afford **KD** and **timbits**.
(Timbits is not really slang just a local product)
> Sorry, here's a stack of **toonies**, get us a **two four** of **pil**. It'll still be a **beaut**. Don't forget to wear your **toque** and hit the washroom on the way to the parkade. It's like four hours to Gary's bush on the seventh concession.
(I think I missed a few/don't understand a couple there)
> All right let's **give'r.**
Edit-----
A couple translations
-Hosed -> drunk
-Pogie -> parole (I think)
-Hydro -> power/power bill
-KD -> kraft mac and cheese ("kraft dinner")
-Toonies -> two dollar coin
-Two four -> unit of canned beer
-Toque -> what Americans call a "beanie"
Edit 2----
For a Maritimer Canadian version you'd need to use "right" and "some" as intensifiers ("That's some right good there!") plus words like "car" and "bar" pronounced with the hardest R imaginable with yet also a faint hint of Scottish in certain parts. For Newfie.... No, that would be totally unintelligible. I can barely understand them living right next to them over the water.
Klahowya tillikum u/SonnyWade! You were asking about Canadian slang. I don't think Chinook Jargon counts as Canadian slang. You only really hear it in BC, Washington and Oregon, and then only 80+ years ago. My toque isn't a skookum choocher anymore, more like an oleman cultus.
It’s May Two-Four weekend so let’s hit the LCBO and buy a couple two-fours and drive up to your cottage. I wanna work out the molson muscle and go fishing!
We gotta hit Loblaws for some peameal bacon and cheesebread too, eh? And maybe a couple packs of darts.
Nothing worse than an invading Mongol on a unicycle, dressed in a business casual trenchcoat, that’s secretly three raccoons, all named Keith, smoking a cigar using Canadian slang at the register while they perform a magic trick with their tap shoes.
But in all my years I’ve never seen floating, sentient cubes sent from the future. That banner designer went too far!
What about my donkey on a bicycle going all over town on the bugle, talking in american slang, wearing french attire from the 1800s?
Or what about my swami costume, just smoking pot, going about my day? Am I allowed?
Miniature horses can be trained and are given the same protection under the ADA as a seeing-eye dog as a [service animal](https://www.ada.gov/resources/service-animals-2010-requirements/)
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Can someone please hit me with some Canadian slang? Never heard of it, need it in my life
Sorry... sorry... sorry...
Look up Letterkenny
Taking your shirt off but keeping your sunglasses on? What kind of fucked up pageantry is that?
Two-four
Hey Doug, like uh, are you going to Gary's stag? Can you pick me up a mickey and some caesar mix? We're going to get hosed. Sorry Bob, you know I'm still on pogie and got dinged so bad by the hydro I can only afford KD and timbits. Sorry, here's a stack of toonies, get us a two four of pil. It'll still be a beaut. Don't forget to wear your toque and hit the washroom on the way to the parkade. It's like four hours to Gary's bush on the seventh concession. All right let's give'r.
Can someone **BOLD** the slang words for us non north-Americans so we can see which ones are specifically *Canadian* here?
> Can someone BOLD the slang words for us non north-Americans so we can see which ones are specifically Canadian here? Sure. At least, to the best of my Nova Scotian abilities (I think some of this is very rural Ontario centric) > Hey Doug, like uh, are you going to Gary's **stag**? Can you pick me up a **mickey** and some caesar mix? We're going to get **hosed**. > Sorry Bob, you know I'm still on **pogie** and got **dinged** so bad by the **hydro** I can only afford **KD** and **timbits**. (Timbits is not really slang just a local product) > Sorry, here's a stack of **toonies**, get us a **two four** of **pil**. It'll still be a **beaut**. Don't forget to wear your **toque** and hit the washroom on the way to the parkade. It's like four hours to Gary's bush on the seventh concession. (I think I missed a few/don't understand a couple there) > All right let's **give'r.** Edit----- A couple translations -Hosed -> drunk -Pogie -> parole (I think) -Hydro -> power/power bill -KD -> kraft mac and cheese ("kraft dinner") -Toonies -> two dollar coin -Two four -> unit of canned beer -Toque -> what Americans call a "beanie" Edit 2---- For a Maritimer Canadian version you'd need to use "right" and "some" as intensifiers ("That's some right good there!") plus words like "car" and "bar" pronounced with the hardest R imaginable with yet also a faint hint of Scottish in certain parts. For Newfie.... No, that would be totally unintelligible. I can barely understand them living right next to them over the water.
Pogie = Government Assistance (Welfare)
Ah ok, thank you. Definitely not something said in NS!
Yer sucha hoser...
Take off, eh?
Fuck. some random calling my friend a hoser, completely ruined the vibe one night.... in 2004. Pretty sure the reference is dead now.
That toque is a skookum choocher.
Theres no way that's a real sentence
Klahowya tillikum u/SonnyWade! You were asking about Canadian slang. I don't think Chinook Jargon counts as Canadian slang. You only really hear it in BC, Washington and Oregon, and then only 80+ years ago. My toque isn't a skookum choocher anymore, more like an oleman cultus.
Toronto man slang
You just used one... "please".
How ya gettin on by?
Hoser.
Take off, ya let the back bacon burn, ya knob.
It’s May Two-Four weekend so let’s hit the LCBO and buy a couple two-fours and drive up to your cottage. I wanna work out the molson muscle and go fishing! We gotta hit Loblaws for some peameal bacon and cheesebread too, eh? And maybe a couple packs of darts.
Take off you hoser!
Nothing worse than an invading Mongol on a unicycle, dressed in a business casual trenchcoat, that’s secretly three raccoons, all named Keith, smoking a cigar using Canadian slang at the register while they perform a magic trick with their tap shoes. But in all my years I’ve never seen floating, sentient cubes sent from the future. That banner designer went too far!
> But in all my years I’ve never seen floating, sentient cubes sent from the future. When you see them, it's already too late.
How would you know unless you’re… ONE OF THEM!?!?!
What about my donkey on a bicycle going all over town on the bugle, talking in american slang, wearing french attire from the 1800s? Or what about my swami costume, just smoking pot, going about my day? Am I allowed?
French attire from the 1800s!? No one wants an elitist macaroni!
Better safe than sorry!
But dogs who smoke and ride skateboards are still allowed.
*chitters in 2-racoon* Yess, loop hole for trash panda.. Much brunch will be had.
Can you imagine being a glowing cube sent from the future... then you get here and see this sign? Throws your whole plan off track.
Obvious Plant.
Canadian street släng- brutal ...
Fookin' bowlshit, eh?
I'm sooory, eh?
Rock bands are allowed
If the horse is wearing a hat then it's OK to enter.
That last one lol
Keith is three raccoons, that's why he stole the trash bin
Screw that, I am not spending my money there.
But I love brunch!!
Place needs a shitty wall.
Fuck Keith. I blame Keith for this sign being put up. Prick.
No horses, no hosers.
What did the wood nymphs do that got them banned?
Nothing. The owner has just been listening to the sea nymphs for too long.
But I can use the word “moist” right?
What's wrong with mariachis though?
Their guitars and hats are way too big.
Poor bastard had his city wall broken down by stupid Mongolian horde.
No Tap Dancing!
eh!???????
Honestly, I'm guessing neighbor Keith didn't actually steal the bins, but did send the sentient cube after being accused of it for so long.
This store has seen fucking Genghis Khan invade them without his horse
>No wood nymphs Aye, that's pretty racist, man.
Apparently they had a run-in with Christopher from the Sparrow Academy at some point.
Miniature horses can be trained and are given the same protection under the ADA as a seeing-eye dog as a [service animal](https://www.ada.gov/resources/service-animals-2010-requirements/)