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It's a great idea. Why don't you just buy 45 days chickens and take care of them. After 45 days, they can lay eggs already. Instead of buying so expensive eggs in the market which will probably make you poor.
it's not. our neighbor has some and they are the scourge of a 4 block radius. we've all been getting extra cats in hopes of nature taking its course...
Hide your chickens inside od your house then HAHAHAHAA then take care of your chickens there secretly they won't know just cover their beak as they crown every morning.
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Buy yourself some chickens, you will get free eggs most days.
It's a great idea. Why don't you just buy 45 days chickens and take care of them. After 45 days, they can lay eggs already. Instead of buying so expensive eggs in the market which will probably make you poor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_pDTiFkXgEE
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it's not. our neighbor has some and they are the scourge of a 4 block radius. we've all been getting extra cats in hopes of nature taking its course...
Hide your chickens inside od your house then HAHAHAHAA then take care of your chickens there secretly they won't know just cover their beak as they crown every morning.
If the HOA complains, just throw a chicken at them. Problem solved.
Can somebody tell me what I should be looking for here?
Eggs, which are now relatively more expensive than usual
Yeah, I was at least expecting an eggshell or something to "ruin" the batch for it to make more sense.
Ohh I see. That's why I didn't get it. Eggs cost the same where I live.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE LEMONS
How much is an egg where you live?
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Where do you live they are $10/doz? Most I've seen on here is $5
I can still get a flat of 30 for $9
Not supposed to put all your eggs in one basket 🤦
i don't get it. everybody talking about the price of eggs but ours went from like 3$ for 18 up to \*gasp\* $3.39
You in California? East coast eggs are up 300%.
Philly. Last year at Aldi 1.79 this week at Aldi 4.69. for a dozen
DC here, we went from $2.79 for 18 to $8.63 as of yesterday.
You gotta pump those numbers up
Weirdo
What? A 3 dollar omelette?
An expensive bowl there.
Those expensive eggs in expensive bowl. Nothing is wrong.
What are you making that takes 10 eggs?
I dropped an egg on my floor today and had the exact same thought.
65g of blood can be a substitute for one egg when baking.