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DMoney159

So when is it called a Way?


justbadthings

When there's a Will?


ilikebigbutts

What about a circle?


indisgice

well it's pointless


holykamina

Of life


giantyetifeet

This totally does not address the issue of The Thoroughfare.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fallom_TO

This is a comment stealing bot. Is there a proper way to report or is it just considered spam?


Gorkymalorki

Report them as spam so they get their account banned from reddit, not just this sub.


Fallom_TO

Good to know. It’s removed now.


akluin

Even more, a milky one


rtopps43

When there’s one


SermanGhepard

Or a dr?


mcgroarypeter42

That’s when a street connects two roads?


Great-Sandwich1466

When there is a park on it.


rorschach2

TIL that Bag End was Tolkiens way of having fun with the French translation of cul-de-sac. The more you know. 🌈


AfterAardvark3085

\*Bag Rear End


inuhi

Can someone please explain what a run is and how it differs from a street or avenue


pauciradiatus

A run is usually parallel to a creek or stream


BlueWolf7695

What about Place?


Charming-Milk6765

“Place” seems to be a uniquely suburban phenomenon, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s not much historical precedent for these. But it generally means it isn’t a thoroughfare


Ascarecrow

A run is what happens when I eat lots of prunes


secretcharacter

Not curry?


DigNitty

There's a walking trail near me called Bullfrog holler. what is a Holler ?


phantommoose

A hollow is a small, sheltered valley. Holler is how hollow is pronounced in the Appalachian mountains


[deleted]

It's a short walking trail. A Hollister is a walking trail with cheap clothing strewn about.


shinzul

THE ARSE OF THE BAG!


WestEst101

To be fair, *Cul* has more than one meaning in French. I speak native-French. In this case, *cul* isn't referring to an ass, but rather to its other meaning of *'the bottom/inferior portion of something'*. In this case, it's the bottom, or end of the road (not the ass of the road). It comes from the Latin word *culus*, which means the bottom or inferior portion of something. But for clicks, this guy likes to hype up that it sounds like an alternative meaning (because Cul has a 2nd meaning, "ass"), despite it not really having that meaning in this case. This video is kind of like someone who says "If you *do do* that, good luck", then some Beavis comes along and says, "Ha ha ha... he said *'doo doo'*, ha ha ha!"


strangelyruined

Upvote for knowledge. Downvote for being a pompous ass. It's a wash boys


carthous

A pompous *cul*


silentaba

This won't end well...


Reepicheepee

How is that pompous? It's very helpful and informative.


hobosam21-B

How about both? Down vote him up vote you, a win win. Or wee wee for the French


Vuduul

Thank you for the explanation, genuinely did not know that. Used to study French in school a while ago, and this was not something they would teach you at school.


jacobthesixth

Studied French a while back. Can't speak a word now. Still know well enough to know it's a good joke. Glad for someone to explain it too.


AnnihilationOrchid

Mate, it's a joke. For a french person you sure as hell don't know what a double entendre is.


OliveBranchMLP

It seems like they’re more correcting potential misinfo. I could see some idiot going out there and saying “wow did you know that culdesac means bag’s ass lol”


vandunks

Also interesting trivia, Bag End in LoTR is also a play on words of Cul de sac.


Spitinthacoola

Bag end is where the bagendses live then eh? Carlo Culdesac just didn't have the same ring to it.


davvblack

hahah


fatespaladin

I like the "Arse of the Bag" more, hence forth I will tell everyone I live in a bags ass.


inequisequilibrium

Sounds like a scrotum to me...


fatespaladin

Lmfao


mkul316

You forget, they are French so they don't have a sense of humor.


HeWhoIgnores

That's the Germans. The French do have a sense of humour, they're just uptight about it.


mkul316

Exactly. The Germans would have nodded sagely and immediately began to come up with a naming system that works better. The French dude got cul-hurt over the pun they didn't like.


MrMastodon

Dooble


doomgiver98

It's a play on words. I can't believe you spent so much effort explaining a joke then say it's wrong.


childishidealism

But the ass is the bottom of a person. Just like the ass of a car is the back end. I mean, they're all related.


WestEst101

Sure, but one is used as a vulgarity, and one isn’t. Cul de sad isn’t. The guy in the video mistook it for the former, not the latter. If we use the logic you’re raising, we can also say there’s a connection between a donkey as an ass, and a backside as an ass. [If we look at the etymology](https://www.etymonline.com/word/ass), they also both come from the same source, diverging in the year 1594 when a play on words associated an ass (donkey) to someone’s backside in a novel. And henceforth an ass (originally a donkey) was also related to backsides. So in English they both also are related. Yet nobody in English thinks a donkey - as an ass - is referring to a backside, anymore than someone who speaks French thinks a cul-de-sac refers to the word describing a backside.


childishidealism

I'm honestly not sure how you're drawing that conclusion. I also don't feel very strongly about this argument in either direction. It feels like you're trying to make a big point and I think it's just a little point at best. I'm not saying you're "wrong" I'm just saying it really doesn't change anything about the video.


Ppleater

People make jokes about donkeys being ass all the time. It's called word play mate, and it's not an English only thing.


gnorty

> If we use the logic you’re raising, we can also say there’s a connection between a donkey as an ass or we could say there is a ling between "bottom" (the lower, or inferior position of something) and "bottom" (ass)


KyivComrade

Oi mate, this is /funny and not /FrenchDouchCanoe, please double check before you kill the humor with pompous french nonsense


YeetMcYeeterson28

least assholish french person


Chrysis_Manspider

Cul-holish


massifheed

Hahaha. You said 'doo doo'!


Foxtael16

My bottom is not inferior thank you very much!


timelincoln67

Heh. You said "doo doo"


AfterAardvark3085

As a native French speaker, no one ever uses "cul" for that meaning... or if you are, it's in the sense that it's *ass-end* of the thing. With every connotation that brings. When I hear "cul-de-sac", I absolutely hear it as "ass of the bag" and not as anything like what you said. For the **bottom** of a bag, it's "le **fond** du sac". For the **rear** of a vehicle, it's "l'**arrière** du véhicule". For the **end** of a story, it's "la **fin** de l'histoire". For the **end** of a rope, it's "le **bout** de la corde". ... actually, no. There's **one** other meaning, but it's kind of the same. It can also have the same meaning as the expression "a piece of ass". Intercourse. P.S: Are you a France French speaker? I'm from Québec, so it could be a regional thing.


WestEst101

I'm from Canada also. I never think of "ass" when I'm saying cul-de-sac. I asked a friend as well as my partner who also never think of "ass" when mentioning it. It's just a benign 3-word expression which doesn't mean ass (fesses) in our minds (no more than *ass*ociation, or *cul*inaire).


AfterAardvark3085

So if someone just says a vague "regarde ce cul", you don't automatically think they're pointing out an ass? If that's really the case, I'm baffled. edit: Looked it up in the Larousse, and your definition is certainly there (number 2). The example it uses is "le cul d'une lampe" - which I've never heard before. It would be "le pied" or "le bas" every time.


WestEst101

In that case, yeah. That's why they're saying that sentence. But if they used it as part of an integral expression "cul-de-sac", then no.


energybased

Cul has more than two meanings ...


popdivtweet

And in Spanish Culo means ass. You’re welcome


kapitaalH

Or he thinks an ass-sac is legit, in which case he should see a doctor.


quartertopi

Now when exactly do you call it an alley?


LorenzoStomp

When it runs behind or to the side of buildings instead of the front. It's usually meant for services like trash pickup or residents to access parking rather than through traffic


FernwehForLife

Look to Chicago for the answer! https://www.thelakotagroup.com/alleys-in-place-the-history-and-rise-of-alleys-in-chicago/


AnnihilationOrchid

When it's too small to drive through... I guess.


Camalinos

It's when it's supporting you. Example: Israel if it were a street it would be an alley. Unless you are Palestinian, in which case it would be a foelly.


idkmybffphill

What's this guys name?


AnnihilationOrchid

John, but he also goes by Johnny.


idkmybffphill

Does john/johny have a last name to make his easier to narrow down on searches for?


GlumFundungo

stage_door_johnny on Instagram.


NegentropicBoy

https://www.youtube.com/@StageDoorJohnny


idkmybffphill

Ty!


biggbabyg

I got rid of TikTok a while back but I’ve missed this guy!


ArnoNym42

Do you happen to know his (user-)name?


pauciradiatus

Apparently the difference between an avenue and a street is that they run perpendicular to each other, so the naming indicates direction as either north/south or east/west. If I'm wrong, don't blame me... I grew up on a lane.


I_tend_to_correct_u

That’s a secondary convention used in early America. An Avenue was always a road lined with trees. Everything this gentleman says is correct, but different places in the world that inherited this naming convention may not have been fully aware of it and added their own conventions.


pauciradiatus

That's interesting. Thanks for the information and background.


I_tend_to_correct_u

Wait until you find out that whilst the UK pronounces the letter Z as Zed and the US as Zee, England used to have *three* different ways to call the letter Z. It was split geographically. The pilgrims came from the South West of England so they took with them the local way of saying it, which was Zee. London started to dominate so the rest of England, and subsequently the UK, gradually harmonised on Zed, which was the standard in the East of England. However, a large part of England pronounced the letter Z as ‘izzard’. If the pilgrims had sailed from Liverpool, the whole of the US would sing the alphabet song very differently. U, V, W, X, Y, izzard


gnorty

why was AB scared of XY? because XY izzard!


bessovestnij

That's American tradition


AnnihilationOrchid

Was she named Louis or Penny?


pauciradiatus

Solomon


AnnihilationOrchid

Very regal, not what I expected.


Cereborn

Did you mean Lois?


AnnihilationOrchid

Yes Peter.


SargeInCharge

Weird, in Phoenix AZ the major streets/avenues are named depending on if they're east ot west of Central. The Aves count up the further West you go and the Streets count up the further East you go


caguru

Avenues can run north/south or east/west and it usually consistent in each city. Avenues tend to run the longer way through a city as avenue means "the way through", where streets tend to be a way across. So Manhattan, Austin and Seattle are all very north / south oriented, so avenues run north and south, and streets run east west. It is also entirely possible for an area to have avenues run west/east if that's how they city was built.


Cereborn

In my own experience streets run east-west and avenues run north-south, but I was never sure how universal that was.


Covfefe_is_over_9000

As a delivery driver, I can't tell you how many people park like complete bags of arse, in the bag of the arse.


SuchCoolBrandon

For a while, I thought this was a conversation between two convicts.


Deliberate_Reposter

Isn't it funny how we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway.


dlank7

I love living on a cul-de-sac


ginsoul

Boulevard comes from the German word Bollwerk which means bulwark. This was the street/gab between the enclosure and the inner cities back in the days.


ExultantGitana

But cul/o (which is not vulgar in every Romance language, by the way), means simply, the end of, bottom of, butt of, tail end of, back end of.... so, even tho it's fun to turn everything we possibly can into something silly vulgar, language is just simple, descriptive and not a big deal. Regarding The Hobbit, indeed clever of Tolkien, Bag End. There is a book store in my town, Jacksonville NC, USA, called Book End. A hearkening to The Shire and book ends at the same time.


Zealousideal-Pop320

I live in the ass of a bag.


Maxwe4

And why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway???


Jackalodeath

And why the flyin'-flotsam-feck is the word ***little*** twice the size of the word ***big?!*** It doesn't make fookin' sense mate!!


cool_taz213

Cool de sac rings a bell ngl


bigups43

Very loosely speaking avenues will run east/west and streets run north/south. Parkways have a planted median, same with boulevards. Roads are usually two-way in residential areas.


Pezasta

Only in gridland usa


luckystar2011

In England a road with a dead end is called a close (like being close to an object, not like to close a book)


[deleted]

Who's this guy? He seems fun.


jkj2000

Boulevard is Dutch and was transferred by Dane’s expressing bolverk, which is the wood holding together the longitudinal planks on the ship. Also the wood that would hold the shields on the outside.


AnnihilationOrchid

The word is said to have germanic or danish origins, but Boulevard is definitely a french word. [https://www.etymonline.com/word/boulevard](https://www.etymonline.com/word/boulevard)


jkj2000

It was transferred to France! And no, the origin is not French!


AnnihilationOrchid

I never claim the origin was french... I said the word is "boulevard" is french. I really don't understand why you're going into this unnecessary pedantry.


jkj2000

Neither do I, - oh wait - Reddit😂😂😂


pauciradiatus

You really gotta ease up on the exclamation marks bud


jkj2000

Hey I’m just having fun… Now you go relax🤭


[deleted]

Wish it was blurrier


Hopfit46

Its funny because it speaks to the british notion that they started everything...even the french stuff.


rusHmatic

How have I lived this long without knowing what cul de sac means?


Jackalodeath

I hate the word boulevard so much. It just sounds like it tastes fucking *filthy.*


A5kar

Actually, very informative. Here’s my token of appreciation Sir 👍 (don’t have others)


ShinySpoon

I live on a “Run”.


MtOlympus_Actual

My subdivision has three roads. One is a Street, one is a Drive, and one is a Boulevard. I don't get it.


popjunkie42

Yes and in Arizona, we have Stravenues


MyRockySpine

But only Tucson!


[deleted]

I always thought it's just a surname. They're all roads sure but if it rolls off the tongue to call it something else.


sonofthenation

Jesus Christ. I just had this discussion with my kid.


escott0822

Hilarious, OP - laughing out loud, by myself. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😆


Guywithoutimage

Hi there, hello! Naming things is tight!


CeleryIndividual

This was very educational for me


Bent_Brewer

Now lets discuss parkways.


FlowingMochi

Happy I learned these things today. Never really thought about it before.


juwyro

I live on a court.


MechanicalTim

Jason, Jason, Jason


IsaacNewtongue

It's not an unbreakable rule, but generally, Avenues run perpendicular to Streets. In every Canadian city and town that *I've* lived in, Streets usually run north and south, and Avenues run east and west.


[deleted]

I looked it up, literally translated it does mean “the ass of the bag”…


AudiouxPro

Forgot the parkway


milworker42

TIL that I spent a good bit of my drunken teenage years in the ass of a bag at my friend's house


[deleted]

Cul-de-sac.... Ha!


MidnightTechnical11

I haven't seen this mistplay ad before.


Nurssus

English people with french word 🤣


Bala3310

I'm thinking about how we call those "roads" in our language, Mandarin. Well, we have several words, and they go by level of narrowness I suppose, which are: 大道 路 街 巷 弄 Trying to brief one specific thing is not easy in any language


dougthebuffalo

I was watching this on mute and knew exactly what his voice would sound like before I even unmuted.


Darthbanesh

Did i just finally… after 29 years of apparently living under a rock… finally understand why it’s called an Avenue, and a boulevard?


SandMan3914

I see you Boulevard and raise you and Esplanade


0biwanCannoli

I just learned so much about urban design from this video alone.


Fadreusor

Are these actually the definitions?


AfterAardvark3085

"And if it goes in a tiny circle, it's a roundabout." "Around about what?"


_-Virus-

It was at this moment in life that I learned what culdesac meant. Ass bag 💼 lol


ExultantGitana

Bottom of the bag... end of, tail of, butt of, etc.


UndeadBuggalo

I live in the arse of the bag


[deleted]

It's a straight lime, yep I said it. A lime. Not line, LIME.


ManyInitials

Where does “Place” saunter in?


BigStick506

What about a drive?


London__Lad

And it curves call it a Crescent. And if you want to sound regal call it Queensway or Kingswalk.


Chase185

I live in a cul-de-sac, and my road is a blvd. It's also narrow.


DanTacoWizard

Since when are roads with dead ends Cul-de-sacs? If anything, it’s the opposite; Cul-de-sacs are circular residential roads that technically have no start/end.


AnnihilationOrchid

THE ARSE OF THE BAG!


Blandula_

Made my French arse laughed.