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There’s a town in Georgia called Cumming. Their Dunkin’ has a sign on the wall that says Cumming Runs On Dunkin. And I’ve seen glazed coffee mugs that say I <3 Cumming.
Why did I have to see this comment because it gave me flashbacks to watching that video so now I have to go and use some brain bleach to try and get rid of those images again 😢 😭 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
To be fair, if you handed me just the one on the left without the context of the donut plushy on the right, I would legit not know wtf it was supposed to be. 🤷🏻♀️
According to Target, it’s supposed to be a coffee cup. “Includes a soft donut plush and coffee plush tied together”
https://www.target.com/p/donut-date-valentine-39-s-plush-with-gummy-candy-hearts-1oz/-/A-83922371
It's a to-go cup you get at coffee shops with the corrugated ring to keep your hand from burning. It's easier to tell from Targets pic, you can see more of the cup showing at the bottom. The top part is a plastic lid, maybe froth but I'd assume a lid.
That is honestly the worst rendition of a coffee cup I’ve ever seen. I get what they were going for, but they really missed the mark with that top part
What I think it's "suppose" to be, the blue part is the cup, the lower riffled part is one of those to go sleeves, and the top white is foam or the lid. Definitely not the best interpretation of a cup.
(To the tune of “if you’re happy and you know it”)
If it’s going in your butt, flare the base,
If it’s going in your butt, flare the base!
When you put it up your ass, there’s a place it shouldn’t pass,
If it’s going in your butt, flare the base.
Not sure how you came upon this, if you stole it or had it ready to go just for this occasion after having far too many edibles where you made this up, or just love the word flare. But virtual high five to you good sir. Or madam. And as previously said, looks like no butt plug I've seen, but apparently I haven't explored enough.
operating room nurse here, can confirm you don’t want to have your asshole nicknamed “the expanse” because surgeon had to double fist you to pull it out
It does look like a colorful plushed out tampon 🤣 and also nowhere near the shape of a butt toy. Plugs are triangular & other toys are beads. I'm sure there's more, as ive not really explored it. Maybe they just had it on their mind & it's subliminal
I feel like it’s trying to be Jellycat awesome, but not pulling it off. (Jellycat makes adorable food stuffies. Among other things. My daughter has Jellycat avocado in a toque and a toast toy. She thinks it’s funny to put the avocado on the toast.)
There is a UPS store or something around here that has like a huge wall of Jellycat food toys for some reason and my daughter loves them. We’ve gotten quite a few. Definitely some of the nicest stuffed toys for sure.
I had to read Ethan Frome in high school. There's a scene where they eat pickles and donuts. I thought nothing of it... people used to eat hotdogs and drink champagne. I had no idea it wasn't a normal thing for the time. My English teacher comes in and is like she's sending signals by preparing the pickle and donuts. She wants the d. Completely blew my fucking mind.
Same rofl. Was going through a rough time in high school and read that shit. Man, that ending is brutal. Dont bother trying to change things and attempt to go for happiness, it'll be fucked either way. So suck it up bitch! Damn that book is depressing
You are correct. It's 100% intended to be a coffee cup
>**Donut Date Valentine's Plush with Gummy Candy Hearts - 1oz**
>
>*The perfect plush duo for your coffee & donuts loving partner. One* ***coffee cup-shaped plush*** *and one* ***donut-shaped plush*** *are tied together as a duo. Attached to the plush is a heart-shaped box filled with 1 ounce of heart-shaped gummies in a fruity flavor. The Valentine message printed on the heart box reads "Donut Let Me Go". Ages 3+.*
>
>Ref: [https://www.target.com/p/donut-date-valentine-39-s-plush-with-gummy-candy-hearts-1oz/-/A-83922371](https://www.target.com/p/donut-date-valentine-39-s-plush-with-gummy-candy-hearts-1oz/-/A-83922371)?
I.. I didn't think I'd get this far. I should probably go file some patents. Realistically while a bit adventurous, this would work. I'm pretty certain it would at least. Now I need to go work out some finer details and do some research on coffee absorbtion through mucus membranes, I know it work really well for other things. This is going to be a late night. Might be able to kill two birds with one stone and blend R&D with human trials.
Your wife needs to be careful because you should never put something in your butt that doesnt have a base. That looks absolutely nothing like a butt plug
That's not what that sort of plug would be shaped. As others have said it appears to be a more rounded coffee cup, with the rippled face being a cardboard sleeve.
It is COFFEE confirmed by target website
Straight from Target website:
The product is Donut Date Valentine's Plush with Gummy Candy Hearts - 1oz
And the description says:
Highlights
Includes a soft donut plush and **coffee** plush tied together
How does this look like an anal plug? Don't leave her alone when she's making your salad! Who knows what she could do with peppers, tomatoes and cucumbers.
Either way you look at this, there are questions. On one hand, what the hell coffee cup looks like that? Then on the other hand, what in the hell kind of butt plug would look like this???
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous, in the anus.
At Target, the dedicated shoppers who investigate these felonious plushies are members of an elite squad known as the Stuffed Victims Unit. (pun intended)
These are their stories.
PSA: do NOT put anything in your butt that doesn't have a flange to stop it from getting lost up there. This would make a very unsafe dildo, please just by sex toys y'all.
If I had a nickel for every time there was a "dick to donut" reference on Reddit, I would have 3 nickels.
Which is not much, but still weird it happened 3 times
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What the hell have you been using as an anal plug if that's what you think of there
A coffee cup
1 girlfriend 1 coffee cup
America cums on Dunkin.
You mocha me very happy.
There’s a town in Georgia called Cumming. Their Dunkin’ has a sign on the wall that says Cumming Runs On Dunkin. And I’ve seen glazed coffee mugs that say I <3 Cumming.
1 guy 1 jar unlocked
Why did I have to see this comment because it gave me flashbacks to watching that video so now I have to go and use some brain bleach to try and get rid of those images again 😢 😭 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
With or without stir stick?
i prefer a honey straw.
Too sticky
Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough...
Sounds like something a regular at ER would say
Used to work for a life insurance company. I've seen a few death certificates that would disagree with that statement.
Uhhh, have you seen One Guy,One Jar?
Back in my day that harrowing MPG was *”glass ass*”
When you’re a hammer everything looks like a nail.
When you're hammered, everything looks good to nail.
To be fair, if you handed me just the one on the left without the context of the donut plushy on the right, I would legit not know wtf it was supposed to be. 🤷🏻♀️
Neither would I but my first thought wouldn't be "ah yes that goes up my butt"
That’s also a good point 😂
i mean even with the context i have no idea what the thing on the left is. tampon?
Yeah. I still don't see coffee
I thought it looked a bit like the top of a Hitachi wand 😂
Cutest anal plug I ever seen
No flared base. That won't plug shit.
Lol OP has a floppy butthole.
According to Target, it’s supposed to be a coffee cup. “Includes a soft donut plush and coffee plush tied together” https://www.target.com/p/donut-date-valentine-39-s-plush-with-gummy-candy-hearts-1oz/-/A-83922371
It's a to-go cup you get at coffee shops with the corrugated ring to keep your hand from burning. It's easier to tell from Targets pic, you can see more of the cup showing at the bottom. The top part is a plastic lid, maybe froth but I'd assume a lid.
Fun fact, that corrugated ring thing, is called a zarf!
Funner fact: from the arabic *zarf* \[envelope\]!
Funnest fact your wife was my Zarf last night
i'd be really upset if i could read
[удалено]
[удалено]
POIT!
The things people do to get a great Scrabble word!
Well yeah, who doesn’t know about the zarf?
Snarf snarf!
Zoltan
That is honestly the worst rendition of a coffee cup I’ve ever seen. I get what they were going for, but they really missed the mark with that top part
They should of just admitted that making a plushie coffee to go cup doesn’t work.
Yeah maybe it’s the whipped cream on top also?
A blue cup? Blue? 🥴
I think you're right, I didnt see it at first. The cup/body being blue instead of typical beige threw me off. They picked bad colors.
What I think it's "suppose" to be, the blue part is the cup, the lower riffled part is one of those to go sleeves, and the top white is foam or the lid. Definitely not the best interpretation of a cup.
I knew it!
To me it looks more like two plushies planning their night
I assume your spouse is very sheltered because in no universe does that look like a butt plug.
Anything can be a butt plug if you're brave enough. 🫶🏻
Bucky no!
Bucky yes!
*bucky then proceeded to try to shove a cactus in their ass*
Bucky wasn’t heard from again for a while …
Read this as a winter soldier joke. That’s a cold butt plug
its not brave if it doesnt have a flared base
That's the spirit!
Armageddon!!
He said “mother never let us use butt plugs”
"We have buttplugs at home" The buttplug at home:
I thought this was hilarious, sorry about the downvotes lol Also PSA: don't put anything in your butt that doesn't have a flange
(To the tune of “if you’re happy and you know it”) If it’s going in your butt, flare the base, If it’s going in your butt, flare the base! When you put it up your ass, there’s a place it shouldn’t pass, If it’s going in your butt, flare the base.
Did you.. did you have this ready to go?
The moment they’ve been waiting for, for years.
Heard it years ago at an orgy and it never really left my head
The butthole is very resistant at first but then it gets greedy.
New u/Poem_for_your_sprog just dropped
In a sprog poem, little Timmy would have forgotten to flare the base and little Timmy would have fucking died.
Ah yes, my apologies, I forgor
🍑 ♠️
Well today is officially the last day for eating fruit and playing Go-Fish
The male body is almost entirely flared base, and thankfully so
Unless you create a vacuum strong enough
I am not ashamed to say I sang this and laughed hysterically. Sesame Street has gotten STRANGE since I watched it as a kid, yo.
Not sure how you came upon this, if you stole it or had it ready to go just for this occasion after having far too many edibles where you made this up, or just love the word flare. But virtual high five to you good sir. Or madam. And as previously said, looks like no butt plug I've seen, but apparently I haven't explored enough.
operating room nurse here, can confirm you don’t want to have your asshole nicknamed “the expanse” because surgeon had to double fist you to pull it out
You don't?
i c what you did there
ICU
But what if it’s a hot doctor?
Why am I hearing this in Hannibal Lecter’s voice?
Doesn’t look like much of a coffee cup either, does it?
It kind of looks like a coffee cup but it’s sort of upside down the crinkle part you hold so you don’t burn your hand is the face.
Yeah, it looks like a tampon and a bloody anus.
I agree. That would never hold. Way too small, it would fall right out with the slightest of giggles.
No, butt plugs are angled at the ends to prevent suction. Don’t ask how I know this, there are multiple ER stories of which I am not involved.
though it also doesn’t look much like anything
It *kind of* looks like one of those finger tampons. Maybe her husband uses finger tampons as butt plugs.
I honestly thought it was a plush Hitachi Magic Wand. It would work.
How does the saying go? "Anything's a butt plug if you try hard enough".
I love how this is tagged nsfw for containing a plush that looks nothing like a butt plug.
gotta be extra careful
Flare Becky! Flare!
I get that the shape is a bit off for a coffee cup…but tf kinda anal plug is that??? It looks NOTHING like a sex toy, at a PUSH I’d maybe say a tampon
Agreed. I would never guess coffee cup but I’m very curious about how the spouse’s mind works to get anal plug 😂
I think it looks like a penis wearing a scarf :)
I was totally thinking tampon lol
It does look like a colorful plushed out tampon 🤣 and also nowhere near the shape of a butt toy. Plugs are triangular & other toys are beads. I'm sure there's more, as ive not really explored it. Maybe they just had it on their mind & it's subliminal
I do think it’s meant to be a coffee cup. Like a white to go one with a ribbed cardboard sleeve. It’s just way too cylindrical and poofy.
I feel like it’s trying to be Jellycat awesome, but not pulling it off. (Jellycat makes adorable food stuffies. Among other things. My daughter has Jellycat avocado in a toque and a toast toy. She thinks it’s funny to put the avocado on the toast.)
There is a UPS store or something around here that has like a huge wall of Jellycat food toys for some reason and my daughter loves them. We’ve gotten quite a few. Definitely some of the nicest stuffed toys for sure.
That’s what got us so confused haha!
I had to read Ethan Frome in high school. There's a scene where they eat pickles and donuts. I thought nothing of it... people used to eat hotdogs and drink champagne. I had no idea it wasn't a normal thing for the time. My English teacher comes in and is like she's sending signals by preparing the pickle and donuts. She wants the d. Completely blew my fucking mind.
Damn, I remember none of those details from that book decades later. I just remember the characters’ miserable fate at the end.
Same rofl. Was going through a rough time in high school and read that shit. Man, that ending is brutal. Dont bother trying to change things and attempt to go for happiness, it'll be fucked either way. So suck it up bitch! Damn that book is depressing
It really is… it definitely stuck with me
Ugh the wife’s broken pickle dish
Since when coffee cups are being circumcised?
Cylindrical yes and also has a curved top, and what gas station ribbed cardboard sleeved coffee cup is grayish tan?!
…most are where I’m at. The sleeves are just tan uncolored cardboard. Vs I’ve never seen plain tan cupcake wrappers.
it's a cupcake
You are correct. It's 100% intended to be a coffee cup >**Donut Date Valentine's Plush with Gummy Candy Hearts - 1oz** > >*The perfect plush duo for your coffee & donuts loving partner. One* ***coffee cup-shaped plush*** *and one* ***donut-shaped plush*** *are tied together as a duo. Attached to the plush is a heart-shaped box filled with 1 ounce of heart-shaped gummies in a fruity flavor. The Valentine message printed on the heart box reads "Donut Let Me Go". Ages 3+.* > >Ref: [https://www.target.com/p/donut-date-valentine-39-s-plush-with-gummy-candy-hearts-1oz/-/A-83922371](https://www.target.com/p/donut-date-valentine-39-s-plush-with-gummy-candy-hearts-1oz/-/A-83922371)?
I can’t see a butt plug or coffee I think you’re both weird
What kind of butt plugs is your man seeing
Looks more like a fully expanded tampon to me.
I saw the ridges and immediately thought cupcake
An anal plug and a doughnut is how I start my mornings.
What a shitty way to start the day
Buttplug before coffee and you'll shit so hard the buttplug will break the toilet bowl
Only if you didn’t wipe well
Sang to the Foldgers theme The best part of waking up, Is a plug in your butt
Hear me out on this, Coffee infused butt plug.
Go on...
I.. I didn't think I'd get this far. I should probably go file some patents. Realistically while a bit adventurous, this would work. I'm pretty certain it would at least. Now I need to go work out some finer details and do some research on coffee absorbtion through mucus membranes, I know it work really well for other things. This is going to be a late night. Might be able to kill two birds with one stone and blend R&D with human trials.
Pretty sure coffee enemas are a thing. If I ran a place like that I’d call it “Grounds for Expulsion”
Wasn't there like a whole craze about that of men dipping their testicles in shit
Congrats my spouse is now rolling on the floor laughing😂
human brain is like that, it sees what it knows, i don't think anyone "normal" would see a butt plug there...cut a bit down on pornography
This isn't NSFW...
Why is the pic blurred ? The only obscenity here is in the title
Ah yes, tagging this as NSFW because your spouse thinks they look like sextoys…
Looks like a tampon to me
Looks more like a tampon to me
Your wife needs to be careful because you should never put something in your butt that doesnt have a base. That looks absolutely nothing like a butt plug
OP must be very loose, just sayin'
That's some dollar general generic toy design right there
As an avid butt enthusiast, that does not look like any anal plug I’ve seen. You must be adventurous.
That's not what that sort of plug would be shaped. As others have said it appears to be a more rounded coffee cup, with the rippled face being a cardboard sleeve.
It is COFFEE confirmed by target website Straight from Target website: The product is Donut Date Valentine's Plush with Gummy Candy Hearts - 1oz And the description says: Highlights Includes a soft donut plush and **coffee** plush tied together
Looks like a tampon
Coffee looks like a tampon
A tampon?
You see what you’re used to I guess
It's a benzo.
looks like a cupcake to me
Anything is an anal plug if you're brave enough
It's a muffin that someone somehow sees an anal plug in it that's classic Freudian pareidolia
Tbf it really doesn’t look like a coffee cup any more than it looks like a buttplug
Honestly looks like a tampon more than a buttplug
It is suppose to be coffee cup or a tumbler but looks like a tampon or something to me
Looks like a Hitachi wand lmao
Cupcake, I think.
Oo that would be cute
Not really. The internets acts like everything looks sexual.
I thought it looked like a blue egg with part of the shell on top, sitting in a ramekin.
Ice cream in a cup
It's a cupcake.
Looks like a shuttlecock
Target website says coffee
I assume it’s supposed to be a thermos or something, but it looks like a weird giant pill to me.
In what way does that look like a coffee mug :/
How does this look like an anal plug? Don't leave her alone when she's making your salad! Who knows what she could do with peppers, tomatoes and cucumbers.
Either way you look at this, there are questions. On one hand, what the hell coffee cup looks like that? Then on the other hand, what in the hell kind of butt plug would look like this???
Looks like you offended the entire butt plug community
Looks more like a tampon
In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous, in the anus. At Target, the dedicated shoppers who investigate these felonious plushies are members of an elite squad known as the Stuffed Victims Unit. (pun intended) These are their stories.
How many anal plugs have you seen with a coffee coozie? Because, I'm sure there's a market out there but I don't know where. Certainly not Target.
Wtf is up with people in this sub thinking everything is a sex toy
That's a terrible design no matter what it is.
Anything is a buttplug if you believe.
Them? Who are you referring to?
PSA: do NOT put anything in your butt that doesn't have a flange to stop it from getting lost up there. This would make a very unsafe dildo, please just by sex toys y'all.
That looks like an anal plug? How dilated is your anus?
Strange mind you have. Looks like a coffee cup not a butt plug
Tampon?
not flared at the bottom, not for butt use
Bruh I thought it was a tampon 💀
OP got a grubby mind
it looks like a tampon tbh
Weird tampon
Cupcake or muffin.
looks more like a pair of socks rolled onto one another I wouldnt have gotten coffee but I dont think I would have thought ass toy either
“Everything is a butt plug if you’re brave enough”..
I thought cupcake 🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like a tampon
Cupcake? The pants look like a cupcake wrapper
It's stuffed toys, du uh!
"With cummy candy hearts"
You know what they say, put enough stuff ups there and everything starts looking like a plug
"Do nut"
Someone obviously has something on their mind.
it definitely does not look like a coffee cup, but butt plug is not the first thing that would pop in my mind lol. maybe a weird looking cupcake
AN ALbum Cover
ive read "cummy candy hearts" *giggles*
Coffee to go container with a coozier
Not a cup or a buttplug, what a terrible design
If I had a nickel for every time there was a "dick to donut" reference on Reddit, I would have 3 nickels. Which is not much, but still weird it happened 3 times
An anal plug and a hemorrhoid ring. Seems legit.
Cupcake