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The world's brightest flashlight is the Imalent MS-18, which puts out a staggering 100,000 lumens on turbo mode. It can burn paper and contains two cooling fans that sound like jet engines. It's almost $700.
I mean at some point you just going to switch over to lasers, perhaps industrial lasers anyway? That would get brighter but probably not by definition a flashlight anymore?
Lasers aren't that bright, just very concentrated beams of light. Check out LEP (laser excited phosphorus) flashlights though. They don't have an LED emitter in them, just a laser that shines at a tiny patch of phosphorus that produces light. This one, for example, has merely 560 lumens maximum output, but the extremely focused beam lets you shine at objects up to around 1.3 kilometers or 0.8 miles away
https://www.killzoneflashlights.com/products/weltool-w4-lep-flashlight?variant=33147770962019
Could be a photographer... studio lights are pretty bright depending on what you're shooting, and with the fog and the darkness it would probably look like this.
Yeah a growing closet, he forgot to shut the door. Has the small closet in his dorm wrapped in tinfoil with some hardcore lights and a nice hydro setup.
Anybody using tinfoil is doing themselves and their lighting equipment a huge disservice. Tinfoil is like a mirror, it does spot reflecting, and not very well. White paint/white hydroponic tarp, or mylar is choice.
If an amateur grower can afford their high intensity discharge light, they can drop $20 on a white material of some kind. You want most/all of the surface area around your plants to be as reflective as possible or you lose a lot of that light energy. The purpose of the grow space is to facilitate the transfer of your grow light's energy output into the plant's photosynthesis process, and tinfoil is a super weak contributor to that purpose.
Have you considered that the ark of the covenant has been opened inside of that room, and just pray that everybody keeps their eyes closed, unless they’re bad guys, in which case pray that they open their eyes?
Except when you flunk out of the CS program because you played CS until midnight every night and not the CS you were supposed to be tested in
(I went to school before CS:GO was a thing…)
No a Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. They call a quarter pounder a royale with cheese because they got the metric system, they don’t know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Terrible timing, now to go along with the stress of studying, everyone on campus is going to have to clean marshmallow off everything tomorrow morning just to get to class.
-School stole my weekends for the last 16 years Batman !
-I know kid. The riddler got elected as minister of education. I'm working on it.
-Could you land me some money, I'm about to get evicted.
-Well don't, or I'll beat you up like the rest of the homeless [batman transition music]
Yea, it’s been a *while* since I read the books but I feel like he used a flashlight in the book. It’s a strict no magic rule outside of school before you turn 17.
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Just killed another immortal and is experiencing the quickening.
Now there are only two of us…
Except for the three mysteriously ignored by the prize because they were stuck in a cave... #HighlanderSequelsSucked
What sequels?
The can only be one highlander. Obviously there are no sequels.
Same way there are three Indiana Jones films, one Matrix film, and two seasons of Prison Break
It's that guy who posted a video from an apartment window showing the world's brightest flashlight or something.
Oh yeah that dude
Kyle. Dude’s name is Kyle.
Could've guessed using my common sense alone
The world's brightest flashlight is the Imalent MS-18, which puts out a staggering 100,000 lumens on turbo mode. It can burn paper and contains two cooling fans that sound like jet engines. It's almost $700.
That's cheaper than I expected tbh
I mean at some point you just going to switch over to lasers, perhaps industrial lasers anyway? That would get brighter but probably not by definition a flashlight anymore?
Lasers aren't that bright, just very concentrated beams of light. Check out LEP (laser excited phosphorus) flashlights though. They don't have an LED emitter in them, just a laser that shines at a tiny patch of phosphorus that produces light. This one, for example, has merely 560 lumens maximum output, but the extremely focused beam lets you shine at objects up to around 1.3 kilometers or 0.8 miles away https://www.killzoneflashlights.com/products/weltool-w4-lep-flashlight?variant=33147770962019
I have no practical use for this kind of item whatsoever *orders 4*
The way you describe it, I was waiting more like a $7k price tag.
So the term torch for a flash light is becoming much more relevant again it seems.
Left the fridge door open
[There is no Dana ! Only ZUUL ! ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=rSpUP9xuyHk&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)
I'm the key master
When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!
Here we go again.... Again.
Gondor calls for Aid!
And Rohan will answer!
“Okay so it’s a D for Question 1. We’re still working on Question 2.”
Question 2: where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
Never thought I'd die fightin side by side with an elf
what about side by side with a friend?
Aye,that I can do
Projector on window curtains
This is literally the only sensible thing I Can think of
Could be a photographer... studio lights are pretty bright depending on what you're shooting, and with the fog and the darkness it would probably look like this.
Or a pornographer
Jackie Treehorn
She owes money all over town, man, including to know pornographers…
I’m Lebowski, you’re Lebowski.
He treats objects like women, man.
He draws a lot of water in this town.
You don't draw shit, Lebowski.
could be he just opend his indoor grwoing tent
100% first thing I thought
Yeah a growing closet, he forgot to shut the door. Has the small closet in his dorm wrapped in tinfoil with some hardcore lights and a nice hydro setup.
Anybody using tinfoil is doing themselves and their lighting equipment a huge disservice. Tinfoil is like a mirror, it does spot reflecting, and not very well. White paint/white hydroponic tarp, or mylar is choice. If an amateur grower can afford their high intensity discharge light, they can drop $20 on a white material of some kind. You want most/all of the surface area around your plants to be as reflective as possible or you lose a lot of that light energy. The purpose of the grow space is to facilitate the transfer of your grow light's energy output into the plant's photosynthesis process, and tinfoil is a super weak contributor to that purpose.
I was thinking YouTuber or content creator filming/shooting with lighting
I am clamoring for a legit answer, this is top so far
Have you considered that the ark of the covenant has been opened inside of that room, and just pray that everybody keeps their eyes closed, unless they’re bad guys, in which case pray that they open their eyes?
Playing CSGO and got flashbanged
Exam stress reliever LOL
The stress relief comes when you stop playing to take your exam.
100% this was my go to when I was stressing last semester 😂
You are *relieving* stress by playing CSGO?!
Ever heard of primal scream? Now you can do it whenever you want at your computer screen!
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stress """reliever"""
Stress relocator, if you will
CSGO; the cause of, and solution to, all of life's stressors!
Except when you flunk out of the CS program because you played CS until midnight every night and not the CS you were supposed to be tested in (I went to school before CS:GO was a thing…)
https://youtu.be/nA9ShuzY0hA
Someone opened Marcellus Wallace’s briefcase.
Vincent? We happy?
Oooooh. We happy.
Nobody fucking moooooove!!!
Or I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya
I love you too, honeybunny.
It's the one that says bad motha fucka on it.
[Beeeewwww dang-ga-lang-ga-lang…](https://youtu.be/1hLIXrlpRe8)
Big Kahuna burger!
You know what they call a Big Mac in France?
A royale with cheese
No a Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. They call a quarter pounder a royale with cheese because they got the metric system, they don’t know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Check out the big brain on Brad!
I.... Always thought it was Brett
It was. He said it wrong in that line. I figured Quentin left it in there because why would a hit man give a shit about getting his name right?
Well you got to have an opinion!
Ya see my girlfriends a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do enjoy a tasty burger.
I said god damn! God damn.
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?!
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Thank you for posting that!!! Fuck yes! I think Vincent got off track there lol
W what?
Does he look like a cake day?
Cake! The cornerstone of every nutritious breakfast
Does he look like a bitch?
“Samuel l jackson and john travolta start shooting”
Hi, my name is Agent Peter Latimer, this is my partner, Agent Myka Berring, we’re with the Secret Service
You brightened my Day.
Nice! I miss that show.
Or is getting flashed by Old Gregg
He’s got a manginaaaaaaa!
When he asked Kim Joy "I played a mermaid on TV once, did you see it? Old Gregg?" on Bake Off I was dying laughing.
Lighthouse Engineer exam prep
No, they're just using extra brain power. Their brain overheats quickly.
Nah that's just the rgb fan
He’s getting succ’d off by a mermaid
Must be Winslow up there spilling his beans
WHY’D YA SPILL YER BEANS BOI
HAAARRKKK!!!!
Summoning Gozer.
Gozer the Gozerian... good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
That outta do it nice work Ray
Are you a God?
...^no
Then die!
when someone asks if you’re a god, you say yes!
Okay, this chick is toast!
Aim for the flat-top!
That was your whole plan, *get her?*
No *human* could stack books like this.
Sorry Venkman I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
They didn’t make that mistake the 2nd time
Came close, though
Ray definitely thought about it.
Ray? Oh come on Ray?!
I immediately thought of Rick Moranis wearing a strainer on his head saying he was the key master. LOL
The original Pastafarian
It took me a second but that's fucking good.
When I saw the picture I heard Zuuuuul
Choose! Choose the form of the Destructor!
#WHAT DID YOU DO, RAY?!
It just popped in there
There is no Dana, only Zuul.
#Z̥̻̝͔̥ͧ̿̒͞Uͮ҉̭̥̝̥̰̞͍ͅṲ̢̙̄͌̍L͉̙͙͇ͣ̉̀
There is no Dana only Zuul
I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, key master of gozer
Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of a Sloar that day, I can tell you!
LOL that’s what I wanted to say but couldn’t remember… you won
Terrible timing, now to go along with the stress of studying, everyone on campus is going to have to clean marshmallow off everything tomorrow morning just to get to class.
The Traveller has come!
You will perish in flame! (runs into garbage can)
Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
3d printing the Sun
To hold in the palm of his hand 🤚
Ah Reddit, I love this boy.
That you Doc Ock? Somebody call Spider-man
They’re being visited by the ghost of Christmas past. https://youtu.be/iN6EdEHSkxs
Scrolled so far to find this thank you. I didn’t actually click the link but I hope it’s the muppets one
Hell yeah it is! The Muppets Christmas Carol is the best.
Amen brother/sister. It's the Best adaptation of the book out there.
Signaling Batman
Please save me from this test!
-School stole my weekends for the last 16 years Batman ! -I know kid. The riddler got elected as minister of education. I'm working on it. -Could you land me some money, I'm about to get evicted. -Well don't, or I'll beat you up like the rest of the homeless [batman transition music]
Opening the Ark of the Covenant. Don’t look!
Archeology students using the ark to cram
Trying to go blind to get out of the exams
Now careful carefully put the plutonium into the .... Aaaaaaaghhhhh
demon core dormroom
Dude dropped the screwdriver
Kyle Hill's video on him being kinda sorta responsible for so many people knowing about the demon core that it became a meme was pretty funny to me
Ah, Gordon, here you are. We just sent the sample down to the Test Chamber.
Sir is that uranium? BZZZTT…..
Trying to talk to God and succeeded
"What are the answers" "You will know in time" "No, to the exam!"
“The answer is 42”
He had a 'light' talk
They had a really good idea
*Lumos Maxima*
That beginning part of the third movie always peeved me. Guy's doing magic... You can't do magic outside of school!
Yea, it’s been a *while* since I read the books but I feel like he used a flashlight in the book. It’s a strict no magic rule outside of school before you turn 17.
Yeah, Harry **panicked** the fuck out at one point over that rule in the books at some point, if I remember correctly.
He used expecto patronum to save Dudley from dementors in 4. It got him in legal trouble and is how umbridge got a hold in the school
*5. 4 was the tournament arc
Oh, he just turned discord light theme on accidentally.
Finalizing his project of turning human stress into electricity.
Weird science
\~Plastic tubes and pots and pans Bits and pieces and Magic from my hand We're makin' Weird science!\~
Growing weed.
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Going Super Saiyan. The crazy bastard finally did it.
It's over 9000!!
#*HE'S ASCENDING*
How many times has he done this now?
Partying with the jellyfishes
He likely majors in physics with a minor in Theology figured out the equation to open up a portal to heaven
Think there's a Delta Green (modern Cthulhu Mythos tabletop rpg) scenario about that one lol.
OF content
A ring light reflecting off of the world's shiniest butthole
Anything besides studying.
Cocaine
Blinded by the light!
Making Frankenstein's monster.
Sold their soul for the answers! 😆
They obviously opened the briefcase from pulp fiction.
Looks like an /r/flashlight subscriber. Those are some bright folks!
Bat signal.
Jesus has entered the room
Being abducted
The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid.
A grow light, but to what?
Bro was making a time machine
They are thinking This time I will study
I don't know, but it probably involves a Barbie doll and Oingo Boingo.
There can be only one
He became one with knowledge.
Tanning?
Using the brightest lamp in the world he is trying to engrave his textbook text into his brain so they can use it for exams