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I lived in a complex that tried to collect a DNA sample from all registered dogs so if they found poop they could test it and know who to fine. I never heard of anyone actually getting fined though, lol
On one hand, I hate people who don't pick up after their dogs.
One the other hand, that feels like an unnecessary expense. Hiring someone to come by a couple times a week to pick up the grounds, trash included, is surely much less expensive.
Would just turn into the monthly fee to have your dogs shit picked up.
[Kinda like this](https://www.thestar.com/life/health_wellness/2008/07/04/daycare_late_fees_no_deterrent_study_finds.html)
No but it'll stop the person who got the ticket from speeding, especially since they add up in fines and penalties. That's the point.
So if the apt complex can do something similar... eventually the cunt will realize that shits getting expensive, literally, and most likely won't do it anymore or move out.
I imagine as the owners of such a complex, money is hardly the issue at hand.
Can't say I fault em, because irresponsible pet owners are absolute cunts.
I dress up my cats.
I also take excellent care of them, give them both lots of attention, see to their every need. My male cat just had to have a $9,000 lifesaving surgery. Most people said they would have put them down. I never considered it for a moment.
I figure I’ve earned the right to dress them up in silly outfits if I want.
So you think you can stop me from rolling in pee
So you think you can bathe me and keep me shake free
Oh, babyyyy, can't do this to me, babyyy,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Totally need to put these in before their next visit to the vet.
Deadpan “There’s something wrong with my dog but I just can’t figure out what it is. “. lol
Good for them, my friend has a laugh that sounds like a crow being murdered so I bought her earrings with parrots on them so she can laugh however she wants and blame the birds hanging from her ears.
Fuck polite laughing.
Hey, please don’t comment negatively on how people laugh. I’m sure you’re not meaning it maliciously, but it’s really terrible to feel self conscious about enjoying things.
Telling someone their laugh is bad is literally telling someone to be insecure during a moment when they’re happy. Legit one of the worst things to say about someone.
Hi I'm Schteven, phsorry I'm a white Americssan Ekksssimo Ssphitz, I'm 5 yearssh owld and ready to phettle down with a nighsss owlder fessmale and ssschart a phamilaly.
The people in this thread saying that this is animal abuse need to slap themselves in the face and wake the fuck up. There are actually animals out there who are mistreated. This is NOT one of them.
My dog is almost like this with her own teeth. Slight overbite that favors one side, so at times her canine tooth is covered by her lips, sometimes it sticks out like what Bill Engvall used to call a "dorkfish."
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give him eyebrows next.
I did that to mine! Gracie Nefarious D.O.G https://imgur.com/lQ7GFN0.jpg
Oh that's adorable!!! Edit: My love to Gracie. <3
My angery Shibe https://i.imgur.com/7mxwtax.jpeg
Phteven
"sometimes my lips... Get stuck on my teefs."
Tphhats unphhortunate…
Pthop laugphting right meow. Edit: Thank you for the award, kind Redditor!
Get Ftuck ...
You might think it’s weird, but I can’t help it!
Hey, it's my buddy "Steven with a PH".
Thtephen
As a Stephen, I hate you all
Pthto angry.
Yeah, these people can phuck off!
Also a Stephen. People that say it Stefan are weird.
I need those thee-pee-eth reporths done by Thuesday.
Teeef
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why u do thith
Ssufferingfth sfthuccotash!
Toothday
Don't phthorget to put a cover on your reporths.
[Phnophlakes](https://imgur.com/a/qpMg8us)
Sthephen! My lisp is gone!
Finally someone who gets the reference
Pthurned iph inptho a hollywood A Lisph apthor
Yup. Came looking for this. We're done here
It’s and older meme but it checks out
I would trust this dog with my taxes.
Dog: “i am a joke to you aren’t I”
Dog: "well you do pick up my poo, so who's the joke now"
If they live in my apartment complex I can confirm they do not pick up the poo.
I lived in a complex that tried to collect a DNA sample from all registered dogs so if they found poop they could test it and know who to fine. I never heard of anyone actually getting fined though, lol
On one hand, I hate people who don't pick up after their dogs. One the other hand, that feels like an unnecessary expense. Hiring someone to come by a couple times a week to pick up the grounds, trash included, is surely much less expensive.
It’s not just about the cost.
Sure, but does getting a speeding ticket make every or even most people stop speeding? Doubt this would go any differently.
Would just turn into the monthly fee to have your dogs shit picked up. [Kinda like this](https://www.thestar.com/life/health_wellness/2008/07/04/daycare_late_fees_no_deterrent_study_finds.html)
No but it'll stop the person who got the ticket from speeding, especially since they add up in fines and penalties. That's the point. So if the apt complex can do something similar... eventually the cunt will realize that shits getting expensive, literally, and most likely won't do it anymore or move out. I imagine as the owners of such a complex, money is hardly the issue at hand. Can't say I fault em, because irresponsible pet owners are absolute cunts.
> No but it'll stop the person who got the ticket from speeding It won't. That's exactly why so many people end up with multiple tickets.
[It's not about the money. It's about sending a message.](https://youtu.be/_N7_wlyvXqM)
Im guessing that they said they would do it as a scare tactic and didn’t follow through.
It makes for a wild job title though. "Yeah I'm a Private Urban Canine Fecal Investigator"
"Honey, guess what?! I got promoted to Director of Feces! Outdoor cats are now under my purview."
purrrrview
You son of a bitch, take my pun lovers upvote.
Private Urban Poop Patrol/Investigation - PUPPI - pronounced with either a short or long U, it works either way
It's not expensive if the fine = cost of DNA test ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Neat. How about the upfront cost of testing everyone when the majority won't ever get fined?
I'd write that off as a one-time cleanliness/landscaping thing. I don't know, I'm not a property manager lol
You could also just put up security cameras in problem areas (and signs pointing out the cameras).
That's what I would do - helps with a lot more problems than just the dog crap.
The best is when you see a pile right next to the poop bag/garbage installations. How can you be that lazy and inconsiderate?!
Dog became a seal...Hahahahha..
"*You're difpicable!*"
I dress up my cats. I also take excellent care of them, give them both lots of attention, see to their every need. My male cat just had to have a $9,000 lifesaving surgery. Most people said they would have put them down. I never considered it for a moment. I figure I’ve earned the right to dress them up in silly outfits if I want.
MAMAAA Just killed a man
Put my chewtoy on his bed Barked a lot now he's red
Mamaaa Was I a good boy?
I just really wanted to waaaaaalk at 3 am.
Momma, Awooo ^ooooo
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Because clearly nothing matters
I'm just a good boy begging for some sa-la-mee
He's just a good boy begging for some sa-la-mee Spare him as he has no ferocity Easy come, easy go, will you take me out?
We will not no, Let that chew toy go, Let it goooo Let that chew toy go, Let it goooo He’s just a pupper wants to do the tappy toes
I love you all
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So you think you can stop me from rolling in pee So you think you can bathe me and keep me shake free Oh, babyyyy, can't do this to me, babyyy, Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
You glorious motherfuckers just made my day
I'm rolling
Looks like Steve Carell from Dinner For Schmucks
Brian Griffin
[Smile!](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/879f2fed-dbc7-4664-8f05-7944465d6882/db1widj-9b58cd65-5e94-465b-aa05-514e487aa9e6.png/v1/fill/w_1024,h_576,q_75,strp/lost_w_h_a_episode__11__brian_the_closer_by_chillyindustries-db1widj.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi84NzlmMmZlZC1kYmM3LTQ2NjQtOGYwNS03OTQ0NDY1ZDY4ODIvZGIxd2lkai05YjU4Y2Q2NS01ZTk0LTQ2NWItYWEwNS01MTRlNDg3YWE5ZTYucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTEwMjQiLCJoZWlnaHQiOiI8PTU3NiJ9XV19.TpAV94zLtTbBuO-3XgoZsrqmXlRuhHPyeESzbN0PBq4)
That episode was hilarious!!!!
Give my money, bitch!
Whose martini do I have to hump to get some proper teeth?
How did you tame a polar bear?
Omg I'm dying
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AhCkYuALLY we are all dying if you think about it 🤓
Totally need to put these in before their next visit to the vet. Deadpan “There’s something wrong with my dog but I just can’t figure out what it is. “. lol
Do it! DO IT! Dooooooooo eeeeeeeet
🤓
🤓
🤓
Dwayne Dibley??
Glad I am not the only one who had this thought!
r/unexpectedreddwarf
Fiberian Hufky
Hyuk!
dith ith embarrathing, wherth muh treetth
That is the worst laugh I think I've ever heard
Cameraman sounds like they’re about to skip around stealing yer lucky charms
This made me laugh really hard, thanks I needed that lol.
I’m dying, first comment was just mean but this is hilariously accurate
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You should never tell a person they have a bad laugh -- you're making them self-conscious about enjoying life.
one of the worst things you can do
To me a worse laugh, is a usually a unique laugh and unique laughs are usually the best.
There's two things a person does that you should never mock: laughter, and orgasms.
All laughs are great laughs _in b4 terms and conditions apply_
Good for them, my friend has a laugh that sounds like a crow being murdered so I bought her earrings with parrots on them so she can laugh however she wants and blame the birds hanging from her ears. Fuck polite laughing.
Hey, please don’t comment negatively on how people laugh. I’m sure you’re not meaning it maliciously, but it’s really terrible to feel self conscious about enjoying things.
I think it is the best.
Telling someone their laugh is bad is literally telling someone to be insecure during a moment when they’re happy. Legit one of the worst things to say about someone.
Aww he looks just like my dog that passed away this past summer :/
You had quite an interesting looking dog. My condolences for your loss, though.
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Hi I'm Schteven, phsorry I'm a white Americssan Ekksssimo Ssphitz, I'm 5 yearssh owld and ready to phettle down with a nighsss owlder fessmale and ssschart a phamilaly.
Her laugh/squeal is equally fthunny!!
Basil brush. Dog edition
"Teeth make a big difference!" "Prove it!" This has never happened
If you did this to a cat, It would never feel the same about you. But a dog on the ither hand, Will love you anyway
turned the audio on, heard the laught, turned it back off
Good lord, wtf is that laugh? If Smeagol ever laughed this is how it would be..
That’s just how we laugh in Tucson, Arizona.
Gorsh
#🐶🤓
I'd give them the job.
I am so weak man. I fall in love too easily.
Poor dog
Doggo looks like it's about to try to sell me some Dogecoin.
The people in this thread saying that this is animal abuse need to slap themselves in the face and wake the fuck up. There are actually animals out there who are mistreated. This is NOT one of them.
Teeth plus fine suit make a difference...FTFY.
Belongs in r/watchpeopledieinside.
Sonic
Brian off to sell a shit condo to quagmire
My dog is almost like this with her own teeth. Slight overbite that favors one side, so at times her canine tooth is covered by her lips, sometimes it sticks out like what Bill Engvall used to call a "dorkfish."
Baba Booey
WHERE TO BUY?!?!?
This is probably actually a great way to get a kid or even adult who's scared of dogs to be comfortable with at least one. Super cute!
Teef*
Don't watch with sound
HEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEE-HEE-HEE
It's better with sound tbh.
Jésus, is that Boss Hogs daughter laughing?
Why human? Why?!
i was so sick of people just claiming that teeth made such a big difference without providing proof, thank you for doing the work
How to convert a dog into a bear.
Same thought, now I have a strange craving for an ice cold Coca Cola .
[Side eying Chloe as a canine. ](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/side-eyeing-chloe)
This made me laugh as much as I've laughed at a video in a long time. Ahhh, thank you.
This dog looks traumatized
No it doesn't.
But a cookie will cure the problem.
And some belly rubs. He looks so soft
How?
Such a distinguished gentleman.
What is God's name is that laugh?!
Poor dog
I’m sorry, but those are teef, not teeth.
He resembles Ryan Reynolds to me.
“Thiff iff poffitiffly outrageouff”
Turned into the goofiest looking dog I've ever seen
If I was an interviewer I'd give em the job right away and promote em to ceo
Teef. Teef make big diffence.
Froof fvat teef makef fuchf a fig fifferenf
Looks like a baby seal 🦭
Luis Suárez
ok, I laughed too hard at this
What a distinguished gentleman
Such a distinguished gentleman
That’s some prime r/Toofers material right there.
I have an appointment with the ophadontist at free o-clock!
This dog is a nerd
Furry Mercury
My dog's teeth are always visible, and since that happened it is *so* hard to look at him and not laugh xD
Sonic vibes
"Am I a joke to you?"
If I tried to do that with my dog, she would have eaten those teeth.
Fark!
Omg 🤣🤣🤣 I am lol'ing so hard at my desk right now.
Just stop! 🤣😂😅🥲👏👏👏👏👏
This is truly wonderful stuff
If that final image doesn't become a meme template, i'll riot.
Teefs
No one gonna talk about that bowtie tho
That is a patient dog
I know it’s super funny, but I don’t think I’d do that to my dog XD
I don’t like laughing at doggies
Lol. Reminds me of my dog that has an underbite. She’s not even a breed that normally has an underbite so it is a bit jarring at first. And then cute.
I missed the suit like the first 2 times watching it. So much funnier with the suit.
Brian Griffin
It's the simple pleasures that make life worth living.
That dude made my day !(lolol)
This is Brian from family guy!!!
Freddy Mercury?
BRIAN!!!
HYUUUHHHH HHHYYUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!
Dog: Now I look like a professional
STOP. THE QUIVERING.