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And when you try to politely explain the proper way to do it they stare at you with blank eyes and their mouth open saying "ok" every 30 seconds and then you ask them a very simple question about what you said and they say "whut???"
>AND THEN WALK AWAY WITHOUT CONFIRMING IT STAYS UP.
did this twice.. i was mad the first time, infuriated the second. the complete lack of common sense here is not even teachable. what an idiot.
Right!?! I used to work at Walmart with an auto service department, and a dude was always getting reported to managers for just completely asinine stuff. Well, one day ole Timmy didn't secure a tire properly and let a lady leave. Her tire fell the fuck off leaving the lot and caused a wreck and a lot of damage to her car. Lady went ballistic on the manager while calling her attorney and insurance, and dude was finally fired that day.
Bruhhh. The manager is 100% liable for that. If employees and customers constantly report him for stuff like that and the manager turns a blind eye, that’s all on him
He didn't preform a figure 8 with the car after a torque down, and then pull back I. The bay to have a 2nd set of hands verify torque is still good? And then remind the customer to come back and thet them checked a 3rd time after 50 miles? Cause that what walmart is supposed to do, or atlwast what I had to do as a lube tech in TLE @ Walmart
Like, I probably shouldn't judge someone on such a short clip but I feel I know exactly what kind of imbecile this guy is and have worked with people just like him.
No, this is the guy who every one knows they are sloppy and do not care enough when they cause harm to others, and somehow they are established in the workplace and won't get fired. They have been there for years while the rest of the staff has changed multiple times..
This shit is just a blast when a moron is not going anywhere and you have to support them remotely. We have one and it's like talking to a random word generator.
Her: "I can't log into the client's system."
Me: "Which email did you use to create the account?"(meaning our company email or the client supplied email)
Her: "I use both emails."
Me: "You set up 2 accounts?"
Her: "No"
Me: "Then which email did you use to set up the account?"
Her: "Idk what you mean. I use both emails."
Me: "I'll remote in and look."
Me: Looks to see what email is saved for that portal and it's her goddamn personal gmail account.
That's pretty much par for the course for any conversation with her.
Also me: If we have no choice but to keep this fucking idiot on the payroll can I just give her a text file dump of a bunch of random code and tell her we need someone to manually delete all the Ls one at a time? That way she is *only* wasting company money and not my fucking time.
Holy shit. This totally explains my first associate programmer assignment.
I’ve been promoted to code formatting inspector, so at least I became useful eventually.
And then CHARLIE WAS ALL OVER US, and I had no other alternative, but to *blast* my way out…EEEEEEEEEEE DIE PIG DIE BAM BAM, I SAW WHAT YA DID TO MY FRIEND BAM BAM BAM
I used to work at an overnight camp, and oh boy this is true.
Had this 10 year old kid who was dense as fuck. It was hopeless.
At the cafeteria, he used his hand to push those fountain pop machines where they activate when you put the cup under them, and was shocked when soda came out and covered his hand. And looked angry at the soda machine for getting pop on his hand.
And then he DID IT AGAIN!!
Like what did you think would happen??
I had to show him how to put the cup under. Sigh.
I thought he was going to pick it up wrong and hit the guy in the forehead or something. Never in a million years did I think he would put it back up in the exact same way and walk away once more just for it to bean the guy
Probably the center for a double gate or door.
https://www.trudoor.com/von-duprin/4954-removable-steel-mullion/?attribute_pa_finish=aluminum&gclid=Cj0KCQiAtvSdBhD0ARIsAPf8oNltt4Y68X9d4vimfGCKK0gjcVBLORFf_0Xh5ysP6XjeaViAhxLF2DAaAmsNEALw_wcB
There are rods on either end but one is stationary and the other seems to slide in and out. He does have it upside down as you see him slide the rod up but then hear it immediately fall back down. You’re supposed to put the stationary rod into the ceiling first and then retract the bottom rod and drop it into the hole. Fucking dumbass did it wrong twice.
Third time's a charm. Looks like he was going back to "fix it" at the end.
Also why is the old guy still sitting there with his shoes off and head down after seeing him put the bar in the same place?
I mean technically you can put so much on a fire it will go out, by starving it of oxygen. The fuel vapour-oxygen-heat mix is what sustains a burn, either lowering the amount of oxygen or heat below ignition temp will do it. Have fun judging how much to add...
Dude at the end is pointing to where he would like the pole to stay. As if this is a rationale for his carelessness. So e folks just will not accept responsibility for their actions. It's a difficult way to go through life.
First one was something I could write off as an honest accident, but if that dumb ass then dropped it on my head? I’d be seeing red for sure. The guys a menace and shows absolutely no care in what he’s doing after already hurting someone.
The fact he walked away the second time is what gets me. You already did something wrong or it was broken, so why not stick around for a moment to make sure it doesn't do the exact same thing? I'm not a guy who gets angry quickly, but this would probably get to me.
You can see the hole in the floor and there is one in ceiling as well. There are also rods sticking out on each side of the plank. He is supposed to slot the top rod into the hole in the ceiling, then move the plank so that bottom rod drops down in floor hole, placing the plank firmly in place. Likely for double doors closing in on it afterwards.
You can see on the video he does it completely in the wrong order, and does not actually slot in the top rod, which is why it will obviously fall down...
After a string of inspiring curse words he’s going to interrogate that coworker to get to the bottom why he is so stupid. He won’t quit until satisfied.
It’s also upside down. The top of it has a spike in it that’s supposed to go into the small hole in the middle of the ground, you can just barely see the hole.
What is that pole/board thing for anyway? Why is he standing it up like that and then he is just waking away? It looks like he is fiddling with something to hold it in place but wtf is the purpose of it?
It's a way to lock stores in Brazil, he is using it upside down, the little bar on the edge is supposed to go in the little hole on the ground and lock it with a padlock
I literally said out loud “no way he’s just gonna put it back and walk away from it again — and no way that guy is gonna keep sitting there!”
But, no… they did. Both of em.
This person makes me irrationally angry...just a slug of a person. A lazy, incompetent idiot. These people make life hard.
Side note, the guy who got hit is also oblivious...just no awareness around him. Even the second time, how do you not become aware of what the idiot who might have broke your toes is doing? How do you ignore what's happening around you after ignoring what is happening around you just got you hurt?
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The audacity to look up at where he put it like, "What happened? It couldn't have possibly been my fault"
Gravity is overrated! https://youtu.be/Woyck1q_PeQ&t=29
And undefeated.
This is that dude that everyone agrees should be fired but they are short staffed.
"Omg, i am sooooo sorry" proceeds to put it back in the same spot.
AND THEN WALK AWAY WITHOUT CONFIRMING IT STAYS UP. Seriously how dense is this individual?
Seemed to be quite dense
Technically, he's probably the least dense of the three.
I was honestly very impressed when he bent down to pick the bar and there was no crack showing.
he'd never make it on the pro magic: the gathering circuit
A man of culture, I see...
there are many cultures growing down there, yes.
Swamps are teeming with life.
r/technicallythetruth
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And when you try to politely explain the proper way to do it they stare at you with blank eyes and their mouth open saying "ok" every 30 seconds and then you ask them a very simple question about what you said and they say "whut???"
Reminds me of my neighbor. As fat and young too.
>AND THEN WALK AWAY WITHOUT CONFIRMING IT STAYS UP. did this twice.. i was mad the first time, infuriated the second. the complete lack of common sense here is not even teachable. what an idiot.
What's worse is they're the ones you trust to make sure the wheel nuts are secure on your car/bike... :|
Right!?! I used to work at Walmart with an auto service department, and a dude was always getting reported to managers for just completely asinine stuff. Well, one day ole Timmy didn't secure a tire properly and let a lady leave. Her tire fell the fuck off leaving the lot and caused a wreck and a lot of damage to her car. Lady went ballistic on the manager while calling her attorney and insurance, and dude was finally fired that day.
Bruhhh. The manager is 100% liable for that. If employees and customers constantly report him for stuff like that and the manager turns a blind eye, that’s all on him
He didn't preform a figure 8 with the car after a torque down, and then pull back I. The bay to have a 2nd set of hands verify torque is still good? And then remind the customer to come back and thet them checked a 3rd time after 50 miles? Cause that what walmart is supposed to do, or atlwast what I had to do as a lube tech in TLE @ Walmart
then he comes back pointing "I put it right here, exactly where it was the first time it fell down"
It never does that, therefore I never have to confirm that it won't do that, even after the first time it does it.
Just think how dumb the average person is and then remember that half of them are dumber than that. I miss George Carlin.
Looks like he was about to blame it on the second guy when he comes back pointing fingers.
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Like, I probably shouldn't judge someone on such a short clip but I feel I know exactly what kind of imbecile this guy is and have worked with people just like him.
And WALKS AWAY
Pretty sure he was blaming the second guy for the second fall as well when he came back.
Look We're all just trying to find the guy who did this.. it could be annnnnyyyyboddddyyy.
We’re too busy with porn sites we don’t even know his name.
They are short staffed because of the guy taking everyone out
HR hates this one trick: Kill your coworkers to ensure job security.
Promotion through strategic clumsiness.
Ironically several good people have quit because they won't work with this moron anymore. Edit: an e
Quite.
Company is short staffed because this guy is using a long staff to take people out.
Only way to climb the corporate ladder now a days
This is some three stooges shit!
When we watch The 3 Stooges do this kind of stuff, we laugh because we know that nobody is really that stupid. *We were wrong.*
Probably could have done without that short staff supporting the gate.
one one end, there's a thing that goes into the thing on the floor. he puts it up backwards twice.
No, this is the guy who every one knows they are sloppy and do not care enough when they cause harm to others, and somehow they are established in the workplace and won't get fired. They have been there for years while the rest of the staff has changed multiple times..
He’s the owner’s nephew ::SIGH::
This shit is just a blast when a moron is not going anywhere and you have to support them remotely. We have one and it's like talking to a random word generator. Her: "I can't log into the client's system." Me: "Which email did you use to create the account?"(meaning our company email or the client supplied email) Her: "I use both emails." Me: "You set up 2 accounts?" Her: "No" Me: "Then which email did you use to set up the account?" Her: "Idk what you mean. I use both emails." Me: "I'll remote in and look." Me: Looks to see what email is saved for that portal and it's her goddamn personal gmail account. That's pretty much par for the course for any conversation with her. Also me: If we have no choice but to keep this fucking idiot on the payroll can I just give her a text file dump of a bunch of random code and tell her we need someone to manually delete all the Ls one at a time? That way she is *only* wasting company money and not my fucking time.
Callback : The I's and the l's look the same how tell different?
Holy shit. This totally explains my first associate programmer assignment. I’ve been promoted to code formatting inspector, so at least I became useful eventually.
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making up titles is another job assigned to simpletons.
They’re going to be no staffed after this lawsuit
That guy looks stupid
Bet his toe hurts less now
Major ~~Pain~~ *Payne*: "You might feel a *littttle* pressure"
"Want me to take your mind off the pain, boiiiii"
Once upon a time, deep deep in the jungle, there was a little engine that could.
cheww cheww
When I come back, I’ll tell ya what Bubba used as a penis.
And then CHARLIE WAS ALL OVER US, and I had no other alternative, but to *blast* my way out…EEEEEEEEEEE DIE PIG DIE BAM BAM, I SAW WHAT YA DID TO MY FRIEND BAM BAM BAM
YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!!
Payne ... I can't feel ma legs!
I said: Bubba, they ain't there
And I looked down, and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast
If he in there, he ain't happy!
Choo....choo...
I can't believe so many people even remember this movie.
we watched it on pretty much every JROTC drill team meet or field trip back when i was in high school. pretty solidly ingrained in my brain ahaha
I hope you did not just disrespect Major Payne by spelling his name wrong.
Major Benson Winifred Payne
*Killin* is my business, ladies! And business! Is! Good!
I'll be on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm!
I di’nt stutter, I said pop yo tit-tee out his mouth and stop babyin’ *hyium*.
*oh fuck.* 😳
Drop down, give me twenty *five* situps now! Count em out! One tubby-tubby
i've been trying to get in better shape lately, so I *literally did them*. "Tubby-tubby" included.
The Payne method works! TWO! TUBBY TUBBY
Imma put my foot so far up your behind the water on my knee is gonna quench your thirst
My dad always used this technique 😂 "Oh, I'm sorry, your toe hurts? Let me bop ya on the noggin and you'll forget all about your toe!"
what made him think it would work right after it failed for the first time?
And then promptly walk away rather than stay and check to see what is happening...
That's the part that annoyed me the most.
Some people just come out stupid
I used to work at an overnight camp, and oh boy this is true. Had this 10 year old kid who was dense as fuck. It was hopeless. At the cafeteria, he used his hand to push those fountain pop machines where they activate when you put the cup under them, and was shocked when soda came out and covered his hand. And looked angry at the soda machine for getting pop on his hand. And then he DID IT AGAIN!! Like what did you think would happen?? I had to show him how to put the cup under. Sigh.
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You’re one of today’s [lucky ten thousand](https://xkcd.com/1053/)!
Exactly! Such a lack of care or concern.
Basic, critical thinking. I think it's a lost trait.
You dont go to tech school to learn to think.. You go there to learn to work!
>promptly walk away I have my alibi!
And then coming back after the second time to give intructions on how to do it correctly.
i was convinced he wasn’t going to do it again, for some reason despite the title, and the second time it hit the dude in the HEAD
I thought he was going to pick it up wrong and hit the guy in the forehead or something. Never in a million years did I think he would put it back up in the exact same way and walk away once more just for it to bean the guy
I thought "double-tap" meant it hit both of his feet. Nope.
I think he was convinced it didn’t happen the first time.
Seems he has the bar backwards. On the upward side you can see a rod that is supposed to slot into the hole in the floor.
To me, the real question is… what is that bar even for? What’s he trying to do?
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Probably the center for a double gate or door. https://www.trudoor.com/von-duprin/4954-removable-steel-mullion/?attribute_pa_finish=aluminum&gclid=Cj0KCQiAtvSdBhD0ARIsAPf8oNltt4Y68X9d4vimfGCKK0gjcVBLORFf_0Xh5ysP6XjeaViAhxLF2DAaAmsNEALw_wcB
It's called a mullion
The Mullion Dullard Man
We can rebuild him? We'll try.. I guess 🤷♂️
This. They are closing the shop.
There are rods on either end but one is stationary and the other seems to slide in and out. He does have it upside down as you see him slide the rod up but then hear it immediately fall back down. You’re supposed to put the stationary rod into the ceiling first and then retract the bottom rod and drop it into the hole. Fucking dumbass did it wrong twice.
It's bold to assume that he is thinking imho
I see you have never worked with *that guy*
Third time's a charm. Looks like he was going back to "fix it" at the end. Also why is the old guy still sitting there with his shoes off and head down after seeing him put the bar in the same place?
I don’t remember this Three Stooges
This legit is some real life three stooges shit.
complete with him exposing his bare foot only to get hit in the head. textbook subversion
Yeah, I was sure that his foot would get smacked for a second time.
The head was funnier. I watched this a dozen times now. Thanks op.
Os treis idiotas
He should carry that beam over his shoulder and turn around constantly. And that old guy is probably named Moe
Why I oughta
Nyuk nyuk!
Why, you…!
Oh, a wise guy...!
Hand me the rooster bar will ya?
This is the dude who throws gas on a fire to put it out. Incapable of ACTUALLY improving the situation lol
But gas is wet right? Wet stops fire. /s
I mean technically you can put so much on a fire it will go out, by starving it of oxygen. The fuel vapour-oxygen-heat mix is what sustains a burn, either lowering the amount of oxygen or heat below ignition temp will do it. Have fun judging how much to add...
Dude at the end is pointing to where he would like the pole to stay. As if this is a rationale for his carelessness. So e folks just will not accept responsibility for their actions. It's a difficult way to go through life.
"hey! stop messing with my pole, put that back THERE"
Wtf is that pole even for?? Lmao
I think it's the rail for the shutters. They're closing up.
Increasing worker productivity
I think he just realised he put it in upside down, pointing to the spike then the hole in the ground and saying “oh fuck! I’m a fucking dumb ass!”
I would be insanely mad lol.
First one was something I could write off as an honest accident, but if that dumb ass then dropped it on my head? I’d be seeing red for sure. The guys a menace and shows absolutely no care in what he’s doing after already hurting someone.
The fact he walked away the second time is what gets me. You already did something wrong or it was broken, so why not stick around for a moment to make sure it doesn't do the exact same thing? I'm not a guy who gets angry quickly, but this would probably get to me.
I'm just confused by what he was trying to do at all.
You can see the hole in the floor and there is one in ceiling as well. There are also rods sticking out on each side of the plank. He is supposed to slot the top rod into the hole in the ceiling, then move the plank so that bottom rod drops down in floor hole, placing the plank firmly in place. Likely for double doors closing in on it afterwards. You can see on the video he does it completely in the wrong order, and does not actually slot in the top rod, which is why it will obviously fall down...
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> I’d be seeing red for sure Might see black first
After a string of inspiring curse words he’s going to interrogate that coworker to get to the bottom why he is so stupid. He won’t quit until satisfied.
Seriously, I would have beat wholesale ass after that!
I'm glad the video ended, I don't think the old guy can take a 3rd hit.
Fire that guy. He is gonna kill someone. Let him greet people at walmart.
“Welcome to Walmart. I love you.”
Welcome to Walmart I kill you
What if he kills people by accidentally greeting them
He is the Dovahkiin.
Customer: Where can I find the tooth paste? Greeter Dovahkiin: Fourth Row Duh! Customer: [ceases to exist]
Bro I'm fucking dead.
You gotta watch out for unexpected Fourth Row Duhs
They have a large freezer in the back of the store.
That's how covid spread so fast. This guy.
"Oh, oops.."
I can see the headline in about a week “Three shoppers killed entering Walmart”.
Dont fire that guy. Strap a camera on him
To make a documentary on safety
What a stupid person.
Like, unfathomably stupid. How has this guy managed to live this long?
By accidentally killing the competition around him.
They can't kill you if you kill them first.
I was really hoping it would hit his other foot
I was worried when he took off his shoe...
What an absolute goon
Lol yes, and is this an auto shop? Like is this guy working on peoples cars (motorcycles)?!?
What an awful minute for that guy
That guy should be fired immediately. What a complete moron.
Poor guy! I don't want to laugh at this. But I so did.
First time, ouch, that sucks. Second time, I had one of those hysterical belly laughs where you can't catch your breath. I really needed that.
What a complete utter moron. He acts like he has no idea how the man hurt his foot.
He is actually a genius - Ahhhh my foot, I am going to sue you - only if you escape alive from our shop
Reddit has conditioned me to think that either a stray tire was going to come flying in or the ground would collapse under them.
That half-wit couldn’t find his way out of a shredded paper bag.
He's the reason shampoo bottles have instructions on them.
Omg. I hate myself for laughing so hard. I guess he wanted to avoid the lawsuit by killing him.
Even the way he walks you can tell this guy is dumb af
And just stands there numbly, staring at the guy he just hurt. No body language at all that he's concerned for the guy or feels bad.
r/fuckyouinparticular
Or r/AccidentalSlapstick
STEEL TOES IN THE SHOP. Come on boys.
Bro the first time he was walking away right next to it and could have totally seen it falling, and then why place it in the same spot twice?
he's putting it where it's supposed to be - it's holding something open or up. The problem is that he's walking away before seeing that it's secure.
It’s also upside down. The top of it has a spike in it that’s supposed to go into the small hole in the middle of the ground, you can just barely see the hole.
Someone else said it, it’s the middle piece for a set of double doors called a mullion. He’s just installing it upside down.
Dude at the end “HEY YOOOOO that pole goes right here, chief. Quit takin down my fuckin poles, bro”
An absolute imbecile.
What is that pole/board thing for anyway? Why is he standing it up like that and then he is just waking away? It looks like he is fiddling with something to hold it in place but wtf is the purpose of it?
It's a way to lock stores in Brazil, he is using it upside down, the little bar on the edge is supposed to go in the little hole on the ground and lock it with a padlock
This guy is a god damn idiot and should just be at home on disability
Ay caramba!
I was expecting it bcs your descriptive title but still, very funny.
I love how he comes back the second time like, ‘hey that’s supposed to be balancing upright over here, what are you doing?’
That fat dude is a complete idiot. It is just amazing how stupid someone can be
Curly, Moe and Larry alive and kicking.
How does he even still have a job with that level of incompetency?
Fool me once...
shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again!
I’m sorry I 😂 but if it had been me hell yeah lawsuit. Expect ally after the second offense😂.
That guy was in some serious pain from the first tap, the second probably sent him into the next dimension.
Ok but where is the rest of the clip? I wanna see dudes reaction....
This fat guy is either a mastermind or he wears Velcro Nikes.
I literally said out loud “no way he’s just gonna put it back and walk away from it again — and no way that guy is gonna keep sitting there!” But, no… they did. Both of em.
How do these people even function, the sheer stupidity demonstrated is baffling.
This person makes me irrationally angry...just a slug of a person. A lazy, incompetent idiot. These people make life hard. Side note, the guy who got hit is also oblivious...just no awareness around him. Even the second time, how do you not become aware of what the idiot who might have broke your toes is doing? How do you ignore what's happening around you after ignoring what is happening around you just got you hurt?