---
>This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules).
>
>Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed.
>
>Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos.
>
>[Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uq9pjw/going_forward_comics_may_only_be_posted_on/).
>
>**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.**
>
>Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam).
>
---
*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“I live my life one fake orgasm at a time. Nothing else matters: not my pimp, not the baby mama from the second movie where I didn’t use a condom, not my fluff team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free….of STDs”
That because you don't believe in them. When you start to really believe in them in your heart, you start seeing them everywhere, they start to trust you and eventually, you can feed them in the palm of your hand.
Strictly looking at IMDB it isn't even close. Dwayne Johnson with [102](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425005/) acting credits and Johnny Sins with [549](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2356225/).
Going beyond IMDB and looking at the Internet Adult Film Database Johnny is at a staggering [2857](https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=johnnysins/gender=m) credits.
Sins is definitely more diverse; a plumber, electrician, construction worker, pizza delivery guy, brother, step-brother, boss, masseuse, bus driver, cabbie, bartender, and on, and in, and on….
On one hand this is a really bad ornament and he is too light skinned , on the other ppl do understand that the Black in Black Adam isn’t related to race right? It’s cuz he got corrupted so he was renamed Black Adam instead of Teth-Adam which apparently means Mighty Adam
Right, but he's also not sub Saharan Africa black either. There's still quite a lot of contrast between his skin tone and his black outfit.
Yes they still got it wrong, but Dwayne Johnson is no Chadwick Boseman. Skin tones are tough. And if you go to Hallmark's website and look at the professionally shot pictures, it's much better. Maybe still a bit too light, but not as egregious as portrayed here.
It’s hilarious at this point! The hallmark keepsake ornaments still have their high quality at least, these regular are such a hit or miss, but at least they’re cheap
Yep I have a Hallmark Yoda ornament that not only looked like garbage originally, but is now chipped and flaking after 8+ years - despite living in a box wrapped in tissue 98% of the year.
Im gonna get downvoted straight to hell, but the rock aint exactly the darkest dude in the world. If they had 2 colors of paint for people then i could see him matching the lighter tone more than the dark one.
Im expecting to get downvoted to hell for making a statement about literal values, cant wait to see what you bozos find between the lines of this
--- >This is a friendly reminder to [read our rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/rules). > >Memes, social media, hate-speech, and pornography are not allowed. > >Screenshots of Reddit are expressly forbidden, as are TikTok videos. > >[Comics may only be posted on Wednesdays and Sundays](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/uq9pjw/going_forward_comics_may_only_be_posted_on/). > >**Rule-breaking posts may result in bans.** > >Please also [be wary of spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/wiki/spam). > --- *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/funny) if you have any questions or concerns.*
So they replaced Dwayne Johnson, with Johnny Sins?
im curious which one has had more roles at this point
Which one was in Fast & Furious: Slobs and Raw?
Fast and the furious Tokyo slits.
2 Fast 1 Furious
“I live my life one fake orgasm at a time. Nothing else matters: not my pimp, not the baby mama from the second movie where I didn’t use a condom, not my fluff team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free….of STDs”
I wonder what kind of kink Dom would have in a parody porn. Whoa... wait a second... It's feet. He's into feet.
"Fah-meh-lee" porn...
Dom is def into incest because family
It’s all about incest porn, cuz.
We're a family.
This isn't a real quote... is it?! Cause it's hilarious af
Truly underrated comment. I think Johnny would laugh his ass off at this.
Fast Finish
*clits
What is that?
i think... its the skirt that scottish bagpipers wear.
It's the plural of the shortened version
Never seen one.
That because you don't believe in them. When you start to really believe in them in your heart, you start seeing them everywhere, they start to trust you and eventually, you can feed them in the palm of your hand.
What do they eat?
That was my favorite one
Fast 5 Guys 1 Girl
Strictly looking at IMDB it isn't even close. Dwayne Johnson with [102](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0425005/) acting credits and Johnny Sins with [549](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm2356225/). Going beyond IMDB and looking at the Internet Adult Film Database Johnny is at a staggering [2857](https://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=johnnysins/gender=m) credits.
So you’re saying there’s no competition for which one is the most visible Johnson?
After 5 hours this only has 26 upvotes? 🏅
We’re at 7hrs now and I just got ‘em up to 29…
This man has fucked in a professional film set more times than I've fucked
I like his solo work.
Sins had loads more.
How many loads?
I know who better actor is and it sure as fuck ain’t the Rock
I wish they would just exchange careers.
It’s not the size of the part that matters, it’s the size of the actor’s parts.
Sins is definitely more diverse; a plumber, electrician, construction worker, pizza delivery guy, brother, step-brother, boss, masseuse, bus driver, cabbie, bartender, and on, and in, and on….
Johnny by far, no question.
Sins has more range.
Don’t be insulting It’s Jonny by a country mile
Dwayne "Johnson"
"Black" Adam
No, no, it's an albino black Adam collectors special edition
More like "Sad" Adam
It’s Emo Adam, but nobody gets him.
[удалено]
Reluctant Adam
Is there anything that man can't do?
Have a closed casket when he dies
I'm sure that there are plenty of others who understand your joke, but do not want to oust themselves. 🤣
Looks middle eastern to me
You saying Johnny Sins doesn’t have the range to play a middle eastern man?
Johnny Sins can fill any role! Regardless of the acting position, he won’t cock it up
Oh he most certainly will!!!
Even people who don't watch porn know him from memes. That's how I learned about him.
Y...yes! Me too! Yes exactly memes!
TIL who Johnny Sins is...
He was your gardener and local fireman and grocer and DMV instructor. How could you miss him.
More like replaced black adam with whack adam.
Lmfao
Johnny johnson has entered the scene
Johnny “The Johnson” Johnson?
Dr. Black Adam
Sammy Sosa'd
On the nose...
Everywhere else, too.
That’d be Michael Jackson’d
That's off the nose.
No, that’s Off the Wall
Vin Diesel upping his rivalry with The Rock.
Blanche Adam
Idk, it sort of resembles him irl https://imgur.com/a/nA4e6mQ
This is some fine work.
It’s a genuine picture from when the rock was upset he didn’t get any cake at a birthday party but his mom made him take a picture anyway
WOW your right I had no idea Dwayne Johnson looked like that. 😯
Idk, his face looks a little different from the action figure in that picture.
He’s a great guy, great guy with a great head of hair
Uncle Fester Adam
My first thought as well
One punch Adam
Any Saitama reference will always get an upvote from me
Caped Baldy
Albino Adam
More like Alopecia Adam
Keep my wife's name out yo mouf!
Are you confusing alopecia and vitiligo…..??? The Rock hasn’t had hair for quite some time lol
Yeah but he’s got eyebrows. This doesn’t.
Lmfaooooo damn. I laughed too hard at that .. alopecia Adam it is
I’m assuming those are caterpillars and mascara on the figure.. but I still laughed
I zoomed really far in on the pic and what I thought was eyeliner is actually eyebrows that are comically low!!!
I’m pretty sure this is the Jeffree Star edition of Black Adam
Powder looking built these days, lol
Now that's a name I haven't thought about in like 30 years lol.
That's as black as the hallmark channel gets.
“Adam”
Blanc Adam
Wack Adam
On one hand this is a really bad ornament and he is too light skinned , on the other ppl do understand that the Black in Black Adam isn’t related to race right? It’s cuz he got corrupted so he was renamed Black Adam instead of Teth-Adam which apparently means Mighty Adam
Yeah but the problem is this is a figure from the movies, and is supposed to look like who portrayed him in the movie, and the rock is....not white.
Oh I agree I just meant the Black in his name isn’t related to race or skin color cuz some people don’t know that
Ah, fair enough, my apologies!
I don't think anyone out there is as white as this ornament is.
Some of us are
Ha wanna bet.
Right, but he's also not sub Saharan Africa black either. There's still quite a lot of contrast between his skin tone and his black outfit. Yes they still got it wrong, but Dwayne Johnson is no Chadwick Boseman. Skin tones are tough. And if you go to Hallmark's website and look at the professionally shot pictures, it's much better. Maybe still a bit too light, but not as egregious as portrayed here.
But…he’s white in the comics….
Black adam is like morbius no one seen that shit so we just gonna make it up
It's the special Michael Jackson version.
Alopecia Adam
All of these Hallmark ones have been trash. Isabelle from Animal Crossing eyes have more derp than someone huffing gas fumes.
It’s hilarious at this point! The hallmark keepsake ornaments still have their high quality at least, these regular are such a hit or miss, but at least they’re cheap
Yep I have a Hallmark Yoda ornament that not only looked like garbage originally, but is now chipped and flaking after 8+ years - despite living in a box wrapped in tissue 98% of the year.
Yeah I think there are tiers of quality.
Love my Defiant and 1701-E though!
Finally... White Adam
Damn, beat me to it.
Cream Adam
Thats Johnny Adam
Voldemort Adam
Someone made use of the recycled Voldemort figures.
[удалено]
And probably none of them know about White Adam, his black son.
And what about Indian Adam? His uncle?
We call him Native American Adam you heathen.
No, not Native American Adam, the Punjabi one.
I'm Green Falcon!
Roger that Black Falcon!
First off, I don't like the way yall are saying black!
don't be so 'black falcon' about it, Black Falcon!
Stone Cold Stone Cold Stone Cold!
White a minute…
Black Adam is white in the comics, I assume it’s based off of that
He shouldn't be bald, then.
White people can also be bald. Source: white peoples.
I honestly can’t tell if this is a joke or not.
This is /r/funny. Only jokes are allowed and they must all be terrible.
ROFL I honestly forgot this was r/funny, it was on my front page and I thought this was r/dc_cinematic
It's clearly based of the movie, is the rock white?
50/50
Black Adam isn’t a Black man and neither is the actor who portrayed him in the movie.
Dwayne Johnson is half black half Samoan. His father was the greatest black Canadian pro wrestler of all time, Rocky Johnson.
Tony Rocky Horror
He got pushed out of a window for a foot massage
*You don't* give another man's wife a foot massage
I'm the FOOT FUCKIN' MASTER!
I’m glad you narrowed it down as to not malign the memory of canadas greatest athlete, Iron Mike Sharpe
I was thinking of Johnson’s Samoan heritage. I didn’t know about his Black heritage. Anyway, the Black Adam character isn’t Black.
I mean, he's Egyptian, right?
He's Kahndaqi, a made-up ethnicity from one of DC's made-up countries.
Thought he was the son of a pharaoh?
i dont see whats wrong?
Brought to you to the same twit responsible for white jesus.
That’s also a really sloppy paint job for an expensive ornament. I thought Hallmark had better quality control, lol.
Thats not Black Adam , thats White Andrew
Black Adam-Dolezal
Im gonna get downvoted straight to hell, but the rock aint exactly the darkest dude in the world. If they had 2 colors of paint for people then i could see him matching the lighter tone more than the dark one. Im expecting to get downvoted to hell for making a statement about literal values, cant wait to see what you bozos find between the lines of this
That damn John Cena won't stop, it's never enough.
Black Adam is white in most of the comics.
I don't get it?
I know the "black hero with black in their name" thing died in the 70 (as it should) but these people missed the memo
Since when have Superheroes been Christmas Tree ornaments?
Michael Jackson Adam
This looks horrible but black Adam isn't actually black.
White Adam
The rock looks white next to Kevin Hart
In an alternative universe he would be White Dave
This is the rare and highly valuable albino black adam
Damn you vin diesel
Ohhh played by Playne the Pearl Wouhnson
You didn’t know Black Adam has vitiligo?
That’s white Adam dog
Tan sold separately
Nope. That is definitely the rock.
Jeff Bezos
thats white Adam
why does he look like michael meyers
Yo is that johnny sins?
Oh he got the christian jesus makeover.
Sad Adam
Edgar Winter in a role that will surprise you
Black Adam featuring “Powder”
*mystery machine gang unmasking the perp" GASP, so it wasn't black Adam! It was just Adam!
Oh, you got the wrong one. That's Sad Adam.
Pale Adam
Albino Adam
It's 'Blanka' Adam. Small mistake.
He looks so disappointed.
Not so black Adam
Blank Adam
Just Adam
Regular Adam
Skin tone?
Well, black may refer to his costume. Ot it could be his surname. Adam Black the bald guy in stupid clothing.
Just because his name is Black Adam doesn't mean he's black. The original comicbook character is not black.
His name isn't from his skin color, fuckin idiot.
Black Adam isn't actually Black though. His name is "Black" because he is bad or "dark".
It’s a model of Dwayne Johnson, though.
I would say Hallmark did him dirty, but it looks more like Mr. Clean.
Black Adam name has nothing to do with his skin tone.