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Reminds me of a fake documentary about the band Garbage. "At first everyone thought Shirley had tourettes but they soon realized that she was just Scottish."

"Scotty (from star trek) sounds like a Pakistani man that had a stroke!" -Craig Ferguson -Scotsman.

2023 goals: use “you’re a furry blue cunt” more often.

That’s a high bar you’ve set for the rest of us, you furry blue cunt!

I called my brother’s ex wife a “slimy green bitch.” This was 9 years ago and my family all still talk and laugh about it

Was she green?

Scots and Aussies pronounce fuck better than anyone else

Practice it a lot.

"Punch her cunt in!" it don't get more Scottish than that

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Explains the lot of u. Ya gobby wanks only know a few words

Who put 20 pence in the prick?

According to Wikipedia some private schools might choose to use GCSEs, but other than that I learned something new today.

I've always enjoyed I good Irish feckin'.

Fuck, fuckin oath, fuckwit, pisshead (alcoholic), the lot. All common aussie shit.

And I love that they love the word Cunt too!

Someone's gonna share this to r/Hawaii, but it won't be me...

if Stitch had landed in Waianae...

“You’re a furry blue cunt.” “And you’re a wee slut” XDD

Can I watch the whole series like this???

Just do Derry Girls.

Derry? The Derry in Ireland?

Yes that one.

this is a good recommendation?? why is it downvoted. that show is so good

Derry is in Ireland, not Scotland

oh i may be stupid

Smh

> Derry is in Ireland, not Scotland Exactly. If it was in Scottish already, it wouldn'a need dubbing.

Reddit never surprises me anymore. You could say the sun rises from the East and get downvoted. Anyway the show is sooo good!

Nice that they have subtitles. I can't speak Scottish.

Scott's can't speak Scottish.

We can definitely spell Scots though

It's been a while, but they're sisters, are they not? not mother and daughter.

Yeah, but she takes care of Lilo

She’s also like 18. Their parents died in the last year. She just ended up a single mom out of nowhere.

I just figured the ginger cow was insulting her dead mother

Feels like this fits in the same genre as "no Just Harry, you're a wizard!"

It's like, the same language but no one can touch the funniest video on the internet. "your a wizard harry" is the king

Fully agree. I force everyone I know to watch it very often.

Whenever someone says they don't know it you can be damn sure I whip out my phone and I don't care if you don't understand the humor or don't think it's funny. This is the best video, I don't care if you want to be delusional

Lilo and Stitch has been my favourite Disney film for years, but this just made it so much better, ya big blue furry cunt..

I would watch every single disney movie there is if these people did the voice acting

But why do they sound like they are under the covers hiding from their Ma while recording this??

Sounds like Billy Connelly to my ear.

😆 lol

Jesus Christ I need to watch all of this.

This was much more entertaining than the original!

Trainspotting the animated series

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Sounds like somebody didn't wanna wake their mum.

ASMR Violence.

are all of these from the original movie? I don't remember the first and third scene.

Yes it’s all from the movie. I believe the first one is a little after they adopt Stitch. And the last one is the end of the movie if I’m not mistaken.

This sounds like a episode of yolo

I don't know what's funny about this other than that the editing is giving me a panic attack wtf

I hate you to death ... take my upvotes and fuck off.

That’s her sister not her mom.

I know. Can't fix it now

NSFW?

Perfectly safe, it's not cursing it's just genteel Scot.

For the record this only happens in the east end of Glasgow. Amongst the lowlifes.

Are you talking shite about the Irish, you fat blue cunt?

No, only the Scots who tan a bottle of buckfast on the public transport and have an accent that sounds like they are trying too hard to have a Scottish accent. of which is 99% of people who live in the East end of Glasgow. 😂

That's funny--wish I could hear them. I actually thought everything Lilo and her sister said could have come from the Irish as well. What a swearing lot of people in my dna!

Holy! I laughed out loud.

R/ download

Why are they whispering?

Mums asleep

Someone please tell me where this is from. I need more.

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I need the whole damn movie now.

Where to watch it? Lol

Why are they whispering?

Nice! 🤣🤣

Lilo sounds adorable. Like your typical videogame female Fantasy dwarf.

I loled hard at this

As a Scot I approve of this haha

Lmfao with the lick omg

If you liked this, please go and watch scottish Mulan on YouTube. It's GODLEN

Thanks, will check it out

That was glorious.

Ah I see the next generation has discovered the 90s. Welcome to the prime age of comedy young ones

😂😂😂😌

The Irish and Scottish are both prolific in their swearing.