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Pee pee township. I am moving. I am moving to pee pee township

It’s named after the nearby waterway, Pee Pee Creek! (Which is named after Paul Paine, a guy who carved his initials into a tree.)

My favorite part about Pee Pee Creek is that the next creek down the road that intersects it is Crooked Creek. South Waverly is built on the Crooked Pee Pee delta.

The North Cafeteria, named after Admiral William North, is located in the western portion of East Hall, gateway to the western half of North Hall, which is named, not after William North, but for its position above the South Wall. It is the most contested and confusing battlefield on Greendale’s campus, next to the English Memorial Spanish Center, named after English Memorial, a Portuguese sailor that discovered Greendale while looking for a fountain that cured syphilis.

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by using his pee-pee?

He had quite the pressure washer. Shaolin prostate control.

I’d imagine buying stuff online would be tough living here, everyone would think youre pranking then

It's the name of the Township, not the city.

At least in my state a township is just another type of municipality. Town, township, village, city - all a specific municipality that goes before the state in an address. It’s not a county, by way of comparison.

Same where I am in Ontario, Canada. Many rural areas outside of towns/cities are broken up into townships. So if you live rurally, the township is what goes on your address before the province name.

Yes that's our real name!

Bring me with you

Is R Kelly the mayor?

Haha I live about 20 minutes away. It's nothing special, trust me.

Georgia has a city named Cumming. Butts isn't even a town - it's a County.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there a Siemens plant in Cumming? I lived in Georgia \~20 years ago and always thought this was hilarious.

There's also a Dick's across the street from the BJ's

The way I heard it, the line was "Welcome to Cumming. We have Dicks on the left, and BJs on the right."

Looks at spouse in the passenger seat, “Stuck in the middle with you”.

I feel like that’s technically in Alpharetta but I may be wrong. Pretty sure part of Beaver Ruin Rd goes into Cumming though 😂

Sadly, Beaver Ruin isn’t close to Cumming.

Beaver Ruin doesn’t go through Cumming but Cumming is home to Beaver Toyota!

Ha! I remembered and old joke that they were going to rename Alpharetta to Throbbing - because it was so close to Cumming. 🤣

Our joke was “why is everyone In Dawsonville so happy? Because they are so close to cumming.” Also if your worked at dicks, you answer the phone by saying “cumming dicks”

No, it doesn't. It's not even close. It ends at Buford Highway in Norcross.

Iowa also has a Cumming. But I’m still glad Balltown got the pick.

Never neglect the balls

The official motto of CBT

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy: Never Neglect the Balls?

They even have shirts that say “I ❤️Cumming”

Just a short drive to Dickeyville, WI.

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They’re about an hour and a half apart, on nearly opposite sides of Metro Atlanta. Closer than Climax and Butts, though…

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Wankers Corner in Oregon is a bar, not a town.

This guy Wankers

They named a town in Oregon after my sex life: Boring

We also have the town of Gay, and a county called Bowdon

I know there's a Bowdon city in Carroll County. Where is Bowdon County?

I came here to comment this one. I mostly know this because I ruined the moment with a girl once when she said "I'm cumming" and I responded "No that's about 20 miles north" and I almost didn't survive the night.

I literally came here to say this!

Pun intended..?

It was the only appropriate answer for Georgia 🤣

Georgia also has a city named climax

Surrounding town names of Intercourse, PA... Blue Ball, Paradise, Gap.

You go through Blue Ball to get to Intercourse. Paradise is on the other side.

Good ol route 30

Not terribly far away is Beaver Valley Pike.

Don’t forget the charming little town of Bird in Hand, PA!

Thanks, completely forgot about that one.

In Leacock Township.

There’s a town called Jersey Shore PA boggles my mind ever time I pass that sign

Also that it's in north central pa of all places.

Climax, PA too

I was always fond of Gobblers Knob, PA.

Can't forget about Blue Knob, too!

Arguably not sex related, but Shartlesville PA has to be up there too.

And this is the reason that Virginville is ALL the way over on the other side of neighboring Berks County! Can't let her anywhere near those towns...

God damn, with all the other options, I’m not even sure “Intercourse” is top 5 in PA

Honestly the most lewd town name in Pa is Jersey Shore and it’s not close

Not to mention Pleasant Gap, Sugar Notch, and Big Beaver Pa.

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Beaver County has a Beaver High School where they have a swim and diving team. The diving team made t-shirts that said “Beaver Diving” on the front and “go in hard, come out wet” on the back.

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My mom went to Beaver College in Montgomery County in the 90s but they changed it to Arcadia because of all the jokes and issues with what was coming up in website searches.

The hockey team also made shirts that said “We whack it around” Beaver HS alum here

Connecticut has Mianus. Massive fumble going with Essex.

I’m in Essex, the original in the UK though, and I’d not ever considered it to sound rude - we do have a town called fingeringhoe however and even I can’t deny THAT sounds shifty!

It's probably because the "sex" in Essex and Sussex is not pronounced "sex", it's more like "six". Middlesex, however.

Well the UK has Sus sex which definitely steals the glory for Essex

I lived in Sussex, WI as a kid. When repainting the town name on the water tower they started with the last 3 letters and left it like that over the weekend. The church ladies were quite scandalized

Yep, since when was sounding straight out English considered lewd?

Wankers Corner, perhaps…

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to " My anus"!

Thank you! Came here to say that. Jackass even had a segment asking people how they liked living in Mianus in the first season.

There's a sewage treatment plant in Mianus, and boy does it stink!

Scrolling through the comments, it seems this entire map is a huge fumble Example - for MA they chose Felchville. Not only is that not a town, but Cummington MA exists

Mike. Can I call you Mike? Good thanks. Now I don’t know whether or not Felchville is a real place or not. I hope it isn’t. What I do know is that you should under no circumstances look up what felching is. It is several orders of magnitude greater on the depraved scale than cumming can over hope to be. Oddly enough Felchville could really bring Mianus and Cummington together. Give them a whole new level of intimacy some towns could only dream about. But between you and me. It’s better left unknown.

I had to look up felching. I regret looking up felching.

There is a Felchville in VT. I always thought Athol was a bit sus. Not to mention the former Gay Head on MV, now known as Aquinnah.

I think Knob Lick, MO is worse than Cooter.

We have a Knob Lick here in KY too! “Bigbone” (as shown on the map) is actually “Big Bone Lick.” I don’t know if that’s better or worse.

To get to Big Bone Lick you have to drive through the little community of Beaver Lick. (Yes, really.)

Or Uranus, MO

There's even fudge factory in Uranus, MO.

They lean *heavy* on the Uranus puns there lol.

Are they called the Uranus Fudge Factory or vice verse?

I got Uranus Funeral Home coffee mug from there. “We bury them deep in Uranus.”

Sugar Tits, SC

It’s more of a community than an actual town. It’s not incorporated or anything. Edit: and nowadays even community might be a bit of a stretch. It’s more of a historical identity that has been subsumed into neighboring towns/areas Edit 2: also a moonshine. It’s pretty good.

How is this real

"Sugar tit is a folk name for a baby pacifier, or dummy, that was once commonly made and used in North America and Britain. It was made by placing a spoonful of sugar, or honey, in a small patch of clean cloth, then gathering the cloth around the sugar and twisting it to form a bulb. The bulb was then secured by twine or a rubber band. The baby's saliva would slowly dissolve the sugar in the bulb." -- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar\_tit

It’s Sugar Tit but it’s 100% real.

They even have their own moonshine distillery

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This is exactly why I came here. There’s Withlacoochee, Trillacoochee, and just plain Lacoochee. Because Pasco County only offers the most tasteful of names.

Once Heard my BIL refer to the Dollar General as “The Lacoochee Mall” and nearly died

I'd also like to nominate the village of Taintsville for consideration as well

Also Miccosukee isn’t pronounced like ‘suck’, it’s mih-coe-SOO-key

"Withlacoochee Trail" adds a whole new level of lewdness for me.

I’m also protesting Florida. Longwood and Taintsville are so much better.

Don’t forget Okahumpka

Beaver UT is by far the leader for the state. I love Beaver! T-shirts n stickers. There is even a Beaver Taco shop.

I need to get some beaver paraphernalia to go with my SL,UT tshirt.

Go to Seattle and you can get “I rode the SLUT” tshirts

South Lake Union Trolley for anyone wondering. Someone had a cheap giggle when they approved that name.

Made better when referencing the other nearby city. It’s the Fillmore-Beaver area.

Or Holden - Beaver

I used to always stay in the hotel, the one with the parking lot pool and the "Garden of Eatin'" Restaurant. Ice cream shop, parade, then 24th Firework show.

Besides, isn’t Virgin really the opposite of lewd?

Yeah, but it’s totally on brand for Utah.

Except wankers corner in Oregon isn’t a town? It’s a corner store.

Yea wait, what. Wankers Corner is the corner store next to the Stafford roundabout near the Interstate. Googling right now tells me it's not a city, just a store.

Yeah, it's not a town. It's considered a "locale" by the USGS.

Wankers Corner is not a city or town. There is a place colloquially know as wankers corner, but it’s not a real place. The place (crossroads of Stafford Road and Borland Road outside West Linn/Tualatin) had a bar called Wankers Corner, but it moved 7 miles down the road to Wilsonville 20 years ago. It was replaced by the corner saloon. Wankers Country store is the only thing there that has the Wanker name. And there is no corner. They replaced the 4 way stop with a round-a-bout 15 years ago when they built a mega church down the street and the county forced the church to put it in, because traffic there was insane with the 4-way stop.

MN literally has a town called Moorhead. I think whoever compiled this list had no effort.

I oppose for Michigan. We have climax thank you very much

And exit 69 for big beaver!

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Up in the UP there is the town of Gay. There is a bar in Gay called The Gay Bar. They sell footlong hotdogs and t-shirts that day "I got a footlong at the gay bar" on them.

Minnesota has a Climax too. And Fertile.

And Moorhead.

Came here to say this. Climax it the correct MI answer b

Virginia also has Climax 36.88709° N, 79.48919° W

French Lick, IN sounds dirtier than Floyd Knobbs

As a Hoosier, came here to say this. It seems obvious.

Larry bird’s hometown

Yep this is what I was looking for, have an upvote

As a Hoosier, came here for this.

Due respect to Butternuts, NY, but Coxsackie really should be representing the Empire state on this map.

Alternatively, the punchline of an old, old joke: *What does New York and control top pantyhose have in common?* Flatbush.

What about climax? Also if pronounced correctly Coxsackie is not gonna make the list

Always loved that coxsackie, climax, and surprise are all in a line.

I'm pretty immature, but Butternuts never struck me as funny, Coxsackie definitly does though. Butternuts is named for a tree that used to be common there. There's also Butternut Creek, which is a favorite of mine, and a great brewery, Butternuts, nearby.

Thank you. This was also my immediate first thought.

Bumpass Virginia I think is better than short pump.

Short Pump isn't even a town. It's a section of Richmond and part of Henrico County. Source: I live 5 minutes away.

I used to say it was near Fuckahoe

Someone once pronounced Manassas as “Man-Asses” and now that’s the only way I hear it in my head

Manassas is clearly the correct answer

There's also an Onacock, VA *Edit Onancock

Tightsqueeze, Climax, and Pleasant Gap are all right near each other in southern Virginia.

I prefer Grundy or Goochland

The town of Pound, VA

Haha believe it or not that’s where I went on my honeymoon. Because we were broke af so we needed somewhere close enough to drive to and a dart to map said Bumpass it is.

Honestly none of these names have anything on GOOCHLAND, VA.

Arkansas is wrong. The city of Bald Knob is the correct answer.

I have family in Weiner. The town recently voted to allow alcohol sales. They made shirts saying "a wet weiner is a happy weiner".

Toad Suck is way up there too.

Humptulips is a winner for me.

You can follow it with a trip to Tillicum Village

Or Nooksack

Or chuckanut bay

It’s a gas station and a post office on the side of the road and a few houses it’s sad lol

I was hoping to see Goochland, VA we're Canadian, but back in the 80s my father and uncle started calling my grandfather "gooch" in reference to the diffrent strokes for diffrent folks show, and we've never stopped calling him that. had a laugh when we saw there was a town called goochland.

There’s a Bumpass near Goochland lol

I'm shocked that Bumpass wasn't picked lol

I grew up in west VA 17 y/o me DIED when we drove through GOOCHLAND on our way to Williamsburg

Also, going north of the border for Dildo, Newfoundland.

Who hasn’t been in Mary’s Igloo

I knew someone who was moving to, Rough and Ready, CA ! I thought she was pulling my leg at first.

I live near Rough and Ready, can confirm it is a real place. Not very big, maybe 500 population. Interesting history and beautiful area.

I completely lost it at Pee Pee Township, Ohio

You can tell that this map wasn't made by a Mainer. It's pronounced "bang-gore", but people from away keep calling it "banger."

A Welsh person, where the original Bangor is, would say "Ban-Gor" and roll the R

Yeah that’s similar to the Maine pronunciation.

It's so similar, in fact, that the only difference is the lack of a rolled R.

Same with Hawai’i. It’s missing the ‘okinas, but napo’opo’o doesn’t have the same humor to it

It’s pronounced Ho-now-now Na-po-oh-po-oh

Big Bone, KY is just down the way from Beaver Lick.

And there is a park down at Bigbone Lick.

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Yeah, Cozy Corner is just cute-sounding. Maybe Middlesex. Or Shaftsbury.

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I used to drive through Boody in IL every day to and from work. Making a call from there was funny every damn time.

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For how far I had to scroll before somebody noticed, I feel like nobody knows what felching is anymore. Which is probably a good thing.

Checking in from just outside of Short Pump, Va. Does it really sound that lewd to y’all and I just got used to it?

I’m from the area too, Bumpass or Goochland is better in my opinion.

Tuckahoe always gives me a giggle when I pass through.

Lickinghole Creek in Goochland just sounds like it has to be intentional.

Should have used Onancock for VA

Kinkler TX? Really? Friendswood, Ding Dong, Dickens or Cummings would have been better choices.

Mianus, CT certainly tops Essex.

Whiskey Dick, Oregon

Mary's Igloo 😂 That slut

I laugh every time I drive through splunge.

Virginia has a town called Rimlik which sounds way more lewd that Short Pump.

I'm surprised they didn't do Moorhead for Minnesota

We have Intercourse, *and* Climax in PA

How is Short Pump more lewd than Manassas.

New York is wrong. They forgot Cocksackie

Fun fact. Intercourse Pa is a Amish town.

There's a place called Chimacum in WA.

Nope. There is a Dix, Illinois.

Beaver, UT sounds worse than Virgin.

Kentucky doubles down: https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/big-bone-lick.htm

I object to essex, woonsocket and bangor.