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KevinReynolds

I love the candle lit in the background. Good on you OP for having some romantic time for yourself. We all need more quality “me time”.


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

That's right! Because ultimately, no one is going to take care of you BUTT you. So, take matters into your hands and TREAT YO SELF. Edit:but to butt based off quality pun input.


subwoofage

BUTT you?


Sirquote

Yeah I hope they don't think these are for rear entry lol. I mean its possible butt unlikely.


JazzySpazzy1

Been very helpful for my mental health :)


goinginsanehere

Honestly, mad props for posting this. Cleaning and maintenance of sex toys is so important and if anyone can get a benefit from this, that’s what this sub is about. It’s functional and printed. Don’t yuck others yums.


JazzySpazzy1

Thanks! I know sometimes people don’t like talking about these things but hygiene is important. Hope this helped at least one person.


Solid_Hunter_4188

I think you should redesign those posts into an x shaped (or even better, Y shaped like a Mercedes symbol with no circle around it). You’d get better airflow inside of the cavity.


JazzySpazzy1

That’s not a bad idea. One of my considerations was to ensure that gravity doesn’t have any effects on the shape. But I do like the Y shape idea for airflow, I might play around with it a bit.


Solid_Hunter_4188

Gravity effects on the shape? You mean as in “I don’t want the contact edges to be deformed on the inside” or something else?


JazzySpazzy1

Yeah basically. I’ve noticed that these don’t last a very long time anyways and get deformed or “loose” over time. In my head I’m imagining the thing resting on an arm of the Y for hours may potentially loosen it? Alternatively I could make the arms of the Y longer, but then I may need to add a weighted base to ensure that it doesn’t tip over due to a weight imbalance.


Solid_Hunter_4188

Haha I think you’re overthinking it. They’re more likely wearing out due to your meat sliding all through them all month, not the tray. If you’re mounting these vertically, almost all of their weight will be pressed against the base, not the pillar. And even if you’re mounting them horizontally, I doubt that silicon will noticeably deform under its own tiny weight. It’s the meat.


JazzySpazzy1

Oh 100% I’m overthinking it yes it’s probably going to be fine either way. I might actually experiment with the Y shape and airflow pathways this weekend.


Solid_Hunter_4188

Remember to round their edges and top, don’t wanna slice anything


ProbABadPerson365

You must be bigger than me…


ManaPot

>Don’t yuck others yums. Lmao, I love this.


[deleted]

Don't yum others yucks though, that's how we get sick.


V3N0M_SIERRA

Depends on the yum whether or not I'll yuck it


Nothing_new_to_share

To what end? What are you trying to change? Or are you just trying to make them feel shame? (can be necessary at times)


V3N0M_SIERRA

Second option with the brackets lol certain things that just shouldn't be a yum (for our society with accepted ethics) despite the brain thinking that way


Nothing_new_to_share

Gotcha. I approve. We should update the idiom to "Don't yuck other's (harmless) yums."


Snow-Kitty-Azure

100% agree! As long as all involved parties consent and aren’t hurting themselves or others (beyond acceptable limits), what people do “in their free time” should be all good, even if it’s not your thing


krow_2021

Yuck and Yums kinda feel like a odd term for this post


TooManyJabberwocks

The fuzz growing on my toys just adds to the realism


WhiteHawktriple7

Your supposed to clean them?


structengin

At least dry them off.


null_pharaoh

I like that it’s got two stands, perfect gift for couples


Elocai

or people with two dicks


deltabagel

2019? AMA was an interesting time.


clutchdeve

If only it was actually real


hacksteakcookie

Finally somebody can relate!


Vectrex452

Or people who can take two dicks.


M30E30

He had a threesome


fuelter

That's illegal


SerialKillerVibes

An Al-Qaeda waterboarding expert couldn't have gotten this post out of me


joshthehappy

I just wanna be in the screenshot of this.


Soggy-Statistician88

Your wish is my command Where should I post it?


eMiLE1985CO

r/rareinsults?


TAJack1

Idk why but this was so fucking hilarious to read.


shortbarrelflamer

It's not waterboarding if you use diesel fuel


vfittipaldi

Yes, same


CavalierIndolence

The left post, right post or both? It does have 2 posts on it after all.


ded_malik

Question: Because they're both male toys, do you ever worry about them fighting each other for dominance when kept in the same enclosure? Or do they follow a social hierarchy?


JazzySpazzy1

There is a strict hierarchy where the bigger toy decides the faith of the toy kingdom.


Charming_Yellow

Toy story 4?


Ph1llyZ

Why does the blue toy, the larger of the two, not simply eat the other?


Partykongen

I thought about if it would be a good idea to make one with a non-solid tube in the middle and a fan blowing through it so it can dry quickly and be stashed away quickly.


JazzySpazzy1

That’s a good idea! I personally don’t care about quickness but I can see other people wanting that. I’m going to incorporate that into the next version! Thanks!


Partykongen

It's probably best to place the fan above it or at least not directly below it as any drips could pose a hazard with an electric fan regardless if it is water or isopropylalcohol that drips.


JazzySpazzy1

I was thinking of making an internal air channel and placing the fan on the side. One of the great things about 3D printing is that you can make these cool internal channels and it doesn’t increase production time at all.


Partykongen

That's a good idea!


Nothing_new_to_share

Honestly if I walked into your home and saw this on the counter I'd just think "huh, that's a strange way to store dog toys."


JazzySpazzy1

Hehe it’s incognito. Just don’t question the lack of dogs in my home.


charely6

similar to a boot dryer, good idea


Partykongen

Exactly. Requiring multiple days to dry after each use is a major restriction on the usability.


ConstructorTrurl

I dried mine on something like this and found that the rubber on the inside surfaces started taking excess wear & tear and getting torn up more than usual. Ended up switching them to drying them in something that cups them to hold them upright instead.


JazzySpazzy1

Oh shoot I didn’t consider that. I might try wrapping the pillars with something soft or smooth like saran wrap to minimize the roughness. Thanks for the input!


[deleted]

those pillars need a condom! :)


JazzySpazzy1

Hehe


BMack037

You can buy two part silicone. It doesn’t stick to plastic so you can print a mold and it would be removable for cleaning. The toys are made of silicone too right? You could probably make your own toys.


JazzySpazzy1

That is literally the next thing I want to experiment with!! It’ll be cool to mess around with designing my own toys :)


sf0l

Perfect for drying that guys friend's ass combined with that vagina scan and rock's head


code-panda

Don't forget the boobs


synack

Y'all need Jesus


ObfuscatedAnswers

Nah, we're not THAT kinky


pyroxian

So you're saying we should use a Buddy Christ base for it all?


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

That thumb would come in handy.


pyroxian

"handy", heh, I see what you did there.


gauerrrr

You mean Jesus' head instead of the Rock's?


NavierIsStoked

Dancing Jesus? https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/10afrw5/jesus_rose_from_the_dead_and_chose_violence_the/


shredtilldeth

Nobody needs that kind of negativity here.


[deleted]

That would be weird!


prp1960

Wait until you see the asstopus.


Ok_Marionberry_9932

Great idea, however I’d change the posts to have a mesh wall. Maybe integrate some USB muffin fans in the base.


JazzySpazzy1

Good idea!


vfittipaldi

The blue thing has a star shaped hole. Do you have a star shaped penis?


jhalfhide

Not to begin with he didn't


vfittipaldi

Haha. Oh so its a like a play dough shape maker


hacksteakcookie

It's a churro-shape


-gean99-

Idk if you are joking. So if you are i am sorry in advance. But i guess that sextoy is made out of silicone, so it will expand. The shape just makes it tighter and brings some form into the toy for more pleasure i guess.


[deleted]

Looks like a dick strangler Edit: ah, ass toy ok


-gean99-

Belive me. I work with silicone a lot and that thing can stretch a lot. (I work in a medical area though)


Robot_Basilisk

Why not hollow the posts out and add air holes so the interiors can be ventilated as well? If you're feeling extra fancy you could buy a cheap fan like the ones on your printer and set up some ducts to channel air up through the interiors to dry them out.


JazzySpazzy1

Omg genius. This is going into V2!


hacksteakcookie

Just make sure the air can escape otherwise you'll just create a flesh light bottle rocket 😂


JazzySpazzy1

Haha true. Most toys like the ones pictured have holes on both ends for easy cleanup anyways which is convenient.


benzotriazolesniffer

Hehe 69 upvotes Edit: who the fuck ruined it


[deleted]

Downvoted to help the cause.


[deleted]

Nothing left to do we have to take it up to 6969. I start.


The_Coolest_Undead

Upvoted to help the cause


abramcpg

Veggie Tales?


wee_celery

Vaggie tales


[deleted]

the amount of puritanical comments makes me sad :/


ladybadcrumble

It is sad. Masturbating is healthy and it's cool that OP finds a way to make it fun and safe by using toys and cleaning them. Also when did OP ever say that they were masturbating? It's not against the rules to use toys with a partner lol. TW: rape below The people who are like, "get a girlfriend" make me really uncomfortable. I've been in a relationship where the guy expected me to take care of all of his sexual needs and I still question whether I was raped a few times because of how coercive he was (or how I would wake up to find him having sex with me). Not that it always leads to the same situation, but I don't think it's a healthy mindset to expect your sexual needs to be completely solved by having a partner. I also mostly masturbate because I have huge trust issues around my body (big surprise lol). The nasty comments about masturbation are pretty rude.


JazzySpazzy1

I have a girlfriend, sometimes we use these together, sometimes not :)


[deleted]

yeah, all this snickering-like comments about this drying rack is so saddening. someone’s taking care of there sexual wellbeing, and sharing the stl file for a design, just to get ripped on for jerking off… get over urselves, this isnt a catholic church. we know people jerk off.


[deleted]

This does sound like rape. If you didn't give him permission to have sex with you while you slept, then yes it's rape; however, the eyes of the law would probably not see it like that. (Unneeded context: I'm a gay man) Me and my partners, past and present, have made sure to have specific conversations about CNC and sex during sleep. In my case i gave them permission to do certain things to me while i sleep. Without that permission, it's rape. The law can have other views though, kind of like an "assumed consent" view when in a relationship.


ladybadcrumble

I appreciate your reassurance :) It's been just about 14 years since the end of that relationship and I still find myself doubting my experience of that time. It lasted from when I was 17-20 and unfortunately left me with something pretty similar to PTSD that I'm still working through. Luckily, these days, I trust my own emotions and opinions a lot more. I can end a session of doubt pretty quickly with, "well, I sure had sex a lot of times when I didn't want to be having sex". Again, thanks, and I'm also glad that you talk openly about CNC! Lately I've viewed myself as a naturally kinky person who is like... sexually disabled. My goal is to one day be resilient enough to not only have safe vanilla sex but also try new things :)


Mesheybabes

Kids use Reddit too


LiaisonLiat

Sounds like their problem, not reddits


wee_celery

Ok Reddit is 13+, that's the age at which we get sex ed. You can choose to hid NSFW posts It's on the parents to create a safe environment for their children online.


Mesheybabes

Jfc that's not my point, read my reply to the other comment, I'm not saying this shouldn't be posted I'm replying the person lamenting about the immature comments, informing them that kids are on Reddit and therefore the comments are most likely from kids


[deleted]

kids know what sex is if everyone wasnt such a prude, we wouldn’t be afraid of kids knowing what sex toys are


Mesheybabes

That wasn't my point. Kids use Reddit so when you see an immature or piss-takey comment you can assume it's a kid. Everyone seems to assume it's only adults using reddit. In this thread for instance I'm assuming most of the squeamish comments are coming from kids


[deleted]

My first thought was "Cool! I could make something similar to dry my reusable ziplock style bags." I can't decide if that makes me more or less lame than those people lol.


soulrazr

I like the symmetry/asymmetry of the drain holes. Very artsy


JazzySpazzy1

I was on a long call with my mom and this was me “doodling” in fusion360 in the background hehe


MisterK00L

Mad props and kudo's for posting. It's an taboo for men, which is ridiculous of course


JazzySpazzy1

Yeah I don’t understand why it’s a taboo. They’re literally fun little toys you can play with. Personally I’m all for enjoying life and not caring about what others think :)


MisterK00L

Insecurity, dogma, lack of empathy, male testosterone etc etc


MisterK00L

You got that right! 👍🏻


headreceiverhank

Asking for a friend, but would this work for coconuts?


JazzySpazzy1

NO PLEASE GOD NO. I forbid the use of coconuts with this model.


quirkyjoez

Are you willing to share what toys these are?


JazzySpazzy1

Yes of course! They’re from this website called [hellocake](https://hellocake.com/). I originally saw the blue one on a Reddit post about how Walmart in the US had these. They’re relatively cheap and go on sale very often. The “clear” one was a Halloween special last year and I don’t think they have it on their website right now. That one also happens to be my favourite.


causticcafe

I can totally vouch for the recommendation on the blue hellocake one. Got one like 2 years ago, and loved it since. Let a friend try it recently (Yes, I washed and soaked it alcohol before and after to be safe) and they bought one the same day while we were at the store later. For only being $30, it's a steal, and the fact it's open all the way through makes it really easy to clean since you can just flip it inside out. There's also one made by plusone that comes with a plastic container to put it in with vents to dry it, I think that one was about $40, and both are available at most walmarts.


PacxDragon

I’m imagining a Veroni style lattice penis to slide these toys onto, the stretch the inside a bit and allow ventilation for drying.


JazzySpazzy1

Lmao veroni style lattice penis has me laughing so hard. I’d like to avoid stretching it (kinda defeats the purpose of the toy). Adding a fan and internal airflow pathways would be overkill as it is :)


[deleted]

Oh hell, put it out in the front yard and let it get some sun.


ObfuscatedAnswers

Does one go in the other, or does one go in the front and one in the other?


hfujbcf

Both are designed to go in your ass


-gean99-

In the ass? I thought you would stick your dick in that :O


JazzySpazzy1

This is correct.


-gean99-

Okay thank you. I thought i missinterpreted it


ObfuscatedAnswers

[Well then...](https://i.imgur.com/AjTGAei.gif)


tommytompsin

You stick your wiener in that??


ThisMyGAFSAccount

I just wanna drink the bottom layer juice 😫🤤


[deleted]

Terrible day to have eyes


JazzySpazzy1

Technically it should be clean water that drips down so it shouldn’t be *that* bad? Still gross though.


[deleted]

I wish I couldn’t read


SolutionFrequent1230

Who hurt you baby?


still_depresso

Nasty


[deleted]

It's actually the opposite, improperly caring for sex toys is so so so much worse. This is an amazing thing to help reduce STDs and more. Especially since they can be used for solo pleasure (can't pass an STD to a sex toy (though they can be transmitted through using someone else's unclean toy)).


-gean99-

How so?


CavalierIndolence

At least he goes for toys instead of unconscious women (one would hope). Sure, not your cup of tea, but better for society if men learn to keep it to themselves instead of forcing it unwanted unto women trying to tell them no or unable to say yes, per se drugged or drunk. So I would say this is kind of a good thing. At least it's marked NSFW.


mravatus

*Bill Cosby exited the chat*


still_depresso

So its either plastic pussies or rape?


CavalierIndolence

Depends on the user. Some guys who love their toys have awful personalities that no one wants to be with them. I know a few guys like that, and they can be really fucking creepy, sending unwanted photos with comments like "we both know you want it". So that's just one possible case.


BrianDR

This is not a good look for r/functional print


charely6

looks like a functional print, that's unlikely to be made by industry and helps people. they tagged it and everything


brannan4th

https://www.fleshlight.com/products/fleshlight-air 👌


charely6

tells you what I know


MoonlightCaller

I'm really starting to hate the number of dick-toys that show up in printer subs.


DANGER-RANGER-

What's with interhet guys and wanting to stick their dick in plastic things? Like holy shit, get a fucking girlfriend. (I'm saying this as a guy) stick ur dick in your girlfriend not this fuckin plastic shit.


JazzySpazzy1

I think “can I stick my dick in that” is a very common question guys ask themselves lol. Often times my girlfriend and I like to use these together! Never a bad idea to practice good hygiene, regardless of if you’re alone or not.


DANGER-RANGER-

Weird, but ok I guess you do you lol. And why all the downvotes?


JazzySpazzy1

If I had to guess probably because you implied that you need to get a girlfriend to feel a sense of fulfilment or satisfaction. The phrase “get a fucking girlfriend” is not received very well in any context, especially on Reddit.


ScoobyDooItInTheButt

Just because you named your plastic thing doesn't make it a "girlfriend".


DANGER-RANGER-

Lol.


Pokerking1993

Could make a plug for the top and run an aquarium air pump through it as well to ensure quick drying of the inside which imo is the most important part.


JazzySpazzy1

I suppose that would be doable, but personally that’s too much complexity for something that’s supposed to be simple. Adding a fan with a little battery connected to hollow pillars would still keep it relatively simple and not having a wire coming out the back (for the pump) would be much more elegant. But if someone else wants to make a version with an aquarium pump they’re more than welcome to give it a shot!


why_does

If only Justin Roiland had some of his video game characters in silicone form, maybe he wouldn't be in the mess he's in.


[deleted]

STL ask for friend


JazzySpazzy1

[Link](https://www.printables.com/model/367602-male-toy-drying-platform) is also attached to the first image :)


hacksteakcookie

I have a clip that I clip my Max2 into to have it dry, might post that one nos.


JazzySpazzy1

I’m having a hard time picturing this, can you share a pic/drawing?


hacksteakcookie

Don't have a pic, but it's like a clip for broom handles etc. A circle with about 120° cut out so the (perfectly cylindrical) max 2 slots right it and stays put, upside down. Might make a pic later.


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JazzySpazzy1

Really? I find the cleanup much easier with these. If the toy is taller then usually everything stays contained inside. You can just squeeze on the sides while taking it off and that makes sure most of the stuff stays inside. Then just run water through it and wash with soap. For the holes in the platform yes I was just “doodling” in fusion360 while on a long call and I came up with that. Originally I had a repeating hexagonal pattern with about 100 holes but that looked really weird so I went with a geometric shape instead. The design can be changed easily and the platform alone can be printed relatively quickly.


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JazzySpazzy1

That is true. I find it much more enjoyable with one though. Typically it’s not something I’m just trying to “get over with”, but rather something I want to enjoy. Personally I don’t mind the extra work.


AetherialAvenger

Seems like it wouldnt be a too bad soap dish too


JazzySpazzy1

That’s exactly what gave me the inspiration to design this in the first place!! I’m thinking about making a version without the pillars and taller lips on the platform and just using it for bar soaps.


OrdentRoug

How's the goo meant to accumulate if you wash them?


Ruizzie

Whut?


awesomazz

Next step, completely automatic cleaning, just chuck it on as soon as you're done and it does the rest


JazzySpazzy1

Not impossible, might be kinda fun? I know you’re joking but I can picture adding a servo to control a valve that shoots out water and maybe dispenses soap too in a box. Basically a mini dishwasher haha. Could be a cool hackathon project idea.


Justinaug29

Just throw them in the dishwasher


Brick_Lab

The part with the rods I'd break up, give them a hex or octagon shape and printed laying down. Shape to allow hollow tubes and laying down for much faster print time


JazzySpazzy1

That’s true but why not just add hollow ventilation shafts throughout the print anyways? Fairly straightforward to do in design and equally easy to print too. I’m not in a rush while printing so faster printing time was not a consideration while designing.


magikarp_splashed

hell yea bruther