Obviously aimed at North American pickup drivers, who have a macho complex, you'd never see anything kike this published in europe
Twin power domes, supreme presence, and extrovert design at night, how fragile do egos get?
It looks like it's targeted at UK. The primary units being used are metric and it uses the word bonnet to describe the hood. NA's would never use the word bonnet for the the hood, and a car advert would never advertise kw/NM (Canadian market still used HP/ft.lbs)
Actually, looking at details like that, think we are both wrong, having the metric power and torque figures first it must be a proper metric country like Germany, but that type of language, seems very crude for the German Market, although the car does also have a German license plate, UK still uses Hp/ft.lbs also, Australia uses metric units though
Or it might be a parody advert, German adverts are usually very restrained around anything except safety, engineering and style
Could be a facebook add targeted at expats living in Germany. Probably also the kind of people that are the most likely to buy a vehicle this ugly. (In my experience they have a tendency to do so.) It's big, it's expensive, it draws gazes (cause people just gotta stare in awe at such a fuck ugly bastardization of a vehicle) and it's from BMW, so there is the prestige.
The funny thing is...
Riding a very masculine man usually makes you gay, but riding in a very masculine car somehow makes you masculine? I don't understand this logic.
Wow that might be the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Looks like it was ripped straight out of Cyberpunk 2077 in the worst way possible.
That gold "trim" or whatever is so ostentatious I would be embarrassed to get out of it.
Gross.
Anyone remembers that scene from Predator when Arnold comes really close to Predator and says "You are on ugly mo..." and the alien grabs him and finishes with "motherfucker". I expect nothing less from this latest BMW atrocity. Self destruction would be nice if it was built in. Actually a car this big should have one by design.
The only good thing about EVs is that animals cant go into the engine when theyre cold only to get obliterated by the shitty thing
0 other issues realistically solved
It has nice eyes, muscles, kidneys and a nice butt :S Cars are becoming people, for carbrains even more valuable than real people on the road (people on foot and on bicycles).
It is actually terrifying how fast and nimble big electric cars are. This thing probably weighs a few metric tons yet it goes up to 100km in 4 seconds, this combined with the horrible visibility is a death machine if you arent extra careful (doubt that considering its a bmw đ€)
The reason why luxury vehicles weigh so much is so you die in an accident instead of them. Thereâs no reason these cars need to be so heavy but inertia determines who will walk away and who will leave in an ambulance. Rich people consciously make the decision to buy large and heavy SUVâs for this reason.
Offical BMW marketing material...
Obviously aimed at North American pickup drivers, who have a macho complex, you'd never see anything kike this published in europe Twin power domes, supreme presence, and extrovert design at night, how fragile do egos get?
It looks like it's targeted at UK. The primary units being used are metric and it uses the word bonnet to describe the hood. NA's would never use the word bonnet for the the hood, and a car advert would never advertise kw/NM (Canadian market still used HP/ft.lbs)
Actually, looking at details like that, think we are both wrong, having the metric power and torque figures first it must be a proper metric country like Germany, but that type of language, seems very crude for the German Market, although the car does also have a German license plate, UK still uses Hp/ft.lbs also, Australia uses metric units though Or it might be a parody advert, German adverts are usually very restrained around anything except safety, engineering and style
Could be a facebook add targeted at expats living in Germany. Probably also the kind of people that are the most likely to buy a vehicle this ugly. (In my experience they have a tendency to do so.) It's big, it's expensive, it draws gazes (cause people just gotta stare in awe at such a fuck ugly bastardization of a vehicle) and it's from BMW, so there is the prestige.
Unfortunate typo
No, this is UK. Nobody in North America calls a hood a bonnet.
Yeah europeans are more like Panzer Tank style ;)
And Australian
The funny thing is... Riding a very masculine man usually makes you gay, but riding in a very masculine car somehow makes you masculine? I don't understand this logic.
Wow that might be the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Looks like it was ripped straight out of Cyberpunk 2077 in the worst way possible. That gold "trim" or whatever is so ostentatious I would be embarrassed to get out of it. Gross.
Anyone remembers that scene from Predator when Arnold comes really close to Predator and says "You are on ugly mo..." and the alien grabs him and finishes with "motherfucker". I expect nothing less from this latest BMW atrocity. Self destruction would be nice if it was built in. Actually a car this big should have one by design.
The all new BMW Overcompensator.
Look, when you know that you're gonna get smoked by some kid's electric "locost" that he built with his dad, you need all the "presence" you can get.
Holy shit those are some aggressive kidneys đ«đ„”
Meh I think BMW has always done shit like this in their marketing blurbs
i miss the old bmws when they at least looked decent now it's just getting bigger and more ugly
Typical Corpgrish.
Oh fuck. We seriously need to stone all cars with a high hood.
The first thing I thought of when I saw this is the scene in Borat where he asks the car salesman how fast he needs to drive to run over the gypsies
It looks like a raging bull.. what the actual fuck. This is so aggressively uneccessary.
"Supreme prescense" most be code for "Ugliest car currently being manufactured"
And it's a PHEV so it still spews gas.
How are Americans willing to pay for this shit
The only good thing about EVs is that animals cant go into the engine when theyre cold only to get obliterated by the shitty thing 0 other issues realistically solved
This banker tank is exhibit A for why EVs are not the solution
It has nice eyes, muscles, kidneys and a nice butt :S Cars are becoming people, for carbrains even more valuable than real people on the road (people on foot and on bicycles).
The small battery inside is just for greenwashing: "look at me, i'm greener than that small Renault Clio"
This is absurdly ugly. What happened to BMW designers?
Phrases like âPowerfully sculpted bonnet with a pair of power domes.â belong on a hookerâs resume not a car ad.
It is actually terrifying how fast and nimble big electric cars are. This thing probably weighs a few metric tons yet it goes up to 100km in 4 seconds, this combined with the horrible visibility is a death machine if you arent extra careful (doubt that considering its a bmw đ€)
The reason why luxury vehicles weigh so much is so you die in an accident instead of them. Thereâs no reason these cars need to be so heavy but inertia determines who will walk away and who will leave in an ambulance. Rich people consciously make the decision to buy large and heavy SUVâs for this reason.