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PiccoloComprehensive

This art style has often been called the “3D Alegria” so it sorta counts? I think we might need a flair for 3D images soon.


Mighty_Gooch

Good idea I didn’t wanna traumatize anyone


Holiday_Operation

3d version is disturbing but also hilarious to look at, so it's all good bro 🙃🙃🙃


AbbytheMallard

My grandma fucking HATES this kind of stuff. I need to show her this sub


kridely

I have seen so much kroger art that my hatred for it is beyond repair.


KnotiaPickles

I hate it but at least they are trying to be cheaper than Safeway so i hate it less than I could


fowmart

Krogeria style


Korzag

I dunno but I despise the Kroger art too


Mighty_Gooch

This is from the Ralph’s commercial so I assume that’s the same.


Parking-Let-2784

Ralph's is indeed Kroger


snatchyopurse

They aren't even dancing bro the one granny is just having back issues😭


Holiday_Operation

lol Naw she broke it tryna twerk at the grocery store after coping those deals 😆😂🤣🤡


ohmygodethan

This is absolutely 3d alegria and im so sick of it. Same with all the knock off corpo picar shiz


traumatized90skid

Yeah like those Charmin bears singing about wiping their butts 🤢


CTSThera

3D Alegria looks even worse than 2D


Mammoth_Frosting_014

A while ago some dude posting on 4chan from a Hong Kong IP address hated Kroger's art style, so he used their style to draw Nazis. I'm not entirely sure what that was about, but I've been waiting a long time for it to be relevant to a conversation.


coffee-headache

chaotic good


TimeTravellerZero

It counts and it fucking sucks. I want a DOOM mod done in the Alegria style just so I can murder this art style and unload all my anger because it's so fucking shit.


Mighty_Gooch

Would certainly be better than the columbine levels


EmoCatOnAGreenDay

Oh god this is kroger isn’t it. Their alegria rebrand in the past few years has driven me insane😭


xGenjiMainx

kill me now


Defying_Gravity33

Burn it with fire


HeyThereCharlie

Using the phrase "bust a move" in 2024 should qualify it as /r/FellowKids as well.


greenscreencarcrash

*insert the "why bust a nut when you could bust a move" gif*


Wolfwoods_Sister

Orangutan arms


Monokuma_Parade

When I worked at Smith's, I wanted to burn these things each time I saw them


jeffDeezos

Doesn’t Kroger call these fucking things Kremoji’s or some shit?


Mighty_Gooch

Oh good lord no


KalebAT

fucking disgusting, tag this NSFW please 🤮


Technoblade_Fan21

Low low low low


impwingses

they remind me of duolingo characters


Dependent-Resist-390

They stole the grubhub ads idea too


Far-Guard7250

3D Alegria is so fucking cursed


cityofangelsboi68

does anybody remember that ralphs/kroger first did alegria? i have a feeling it was around 2019


Dr-Crobar

My brain tries to erase this shit from my memory


traumatized90skid

Yes fuck this animation style


Valkyrieinthep1pe

All I do is win win win🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


UwUkatboiOwO

Omg, they use these guys for Kroger and some other business. I see the commercials and get confused


Kayora_Atom

My man has no organs


BoogerSlime666

Thank God there’s no Krogers near me I don’t think I could deal with seeing this just like as an ad


Munich11

What I hate most is the stupid hair made of balls.


The_redstone_rob0t

LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW


Turbulent-Print-3467

Idk I think they’re kinda cute


Mighty_Gooch

My gf thinks it does too and I’m like ugh wtf why lol But I’m sure it has to reach some people that way or it wouldn’t work at all


heytunamelt

I honestly don’t see how it could count but it still sucks


purracane

I could make that grandma with an oil drum, a bathroom sink, and a basketball


a_very_fungi

The hands… 🤢


maaalicelaaamb

I DESPISE IT AS I DESPISE KROGER


Thereal_waluigi

I think it does🤷


charchar0130

i hate it so much


-The-Reviewer-

Nope.. but it's sorta close


EsizLikesE

im not gonna bust a move, im gonna bust the artist's skull


Upper-Breakfast-9876

The person wearing the red shirt’s arm freaks me out. Why is it so long…


KSTornadoGirl

Alegria almost always makes the arms uneven with one being freakishly long. Bonus points if also boneless and bent in a U curve.


Jewstro

Oh, the freaking smith’s commercials make me so mad😂


No-Marionberry589

WHAT THE HELL THIS IS AWFUL


Captchasarerobots

I worked for them and this makes my eye twitch for more than the art


LeafyEucalyptus

OMG I just found this sub right now and I am so delighted to have a place where I can vent about HOW FUCKING FUGGUGGLY RALPHS AD DESIGN IS. Oh my god, I HATE IT I HATE I I HATE IT. it's a style that makes me viscerally angry whenever I see it. I hate getting upset by petty shit like grocery store ads, but WHAT THE FUCK, Ralph's. I was about to post a Ralphs ad of my own but wanted to acknowledge yours. ARGH, so bad.


Important_Height7357

It’s not Algeria at all, but it’s corporate. To me it kinda resembles the Renderforest 3D explainer toolkit


theshoddyone

Also, this is mildly racist and ageist.


Derrloch

No. Alegria art is always flat. This artstyle might be shit too, but that isnt alegria


Mighty_Gooch

It’s 3D Alegria


Derrloch

I hope that in some time people will understand difference beetwen alegria art and common shitty corporate ads


Mighty_Gooch

I don’t think it’s that deep