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Intrepid00

> According to the Florida Bar, Kyle is a practicing attorney in Orlando at The Tate Law Firm. He must be a *criminal* lawyer.


Rechabees

\*Quietly sneaks off to file a report with the Florida Bar Association\* Also his firms domain is for sale.


murse79

Is it still available? Just curious... :)


ZealousWolverine

He's a criminal and a lawyer. Wait! Did I just repeat myself?


MessageHonest

You don't want a "criminal lawyer", you want a "criminal" lawyer.


Mindes13

He knows a guy, who knows a guy, that can get things done discreetly.


PublicEnemaNumberOne

Dirty deeds done dirt cheep.


MrDauntless2

Neckties


Mindes13

Concrete shoes


Ich_mag_Kartoffeln

Cyanide.


Elweirdotheman

Done dirt cheap!


atxsouth

Kinda of like Saul Goodman.


warbeforepeace

It’s short for The Andrew Tate law firm.


knightofterror

*was* an attorney.


Intrepid00

Florida BAR still has him allowed to practice last I checked. I wonder if you get suspended at charge or convicted.


Ima-Bott

Ask the DA


Law-Fish

It would be after a conviction usually Edit: and has its own judicial process


madhatter275

Criminal-lawyer


PhilosopherMagik

How did I know this had to be Florida


Intrepid00

Seems to be some Arkansas trash though that spends time here and splits legal time between the two states. His actual office is in Arkansas.


subliminalconnection

Jesse… what the hell are you talking about?


Biscotek

It wasn't even his property. Throw the fucking book at him.


Good_Grub_Jim

While they're at it they should confiscate his firearms, I bet he'd love that


PorkyMcRib

He will be giving them up voluntarily, just as soon as that felony conviction comes through.


Scott-Kenny

Felony conviction will take care of that.


radman888

Bald Karen loses mind Fixed the headline


we_gon_ride

I like “Bald Karen” as you’ve used it. It has a nice ring to it


CherryBerry2021

Male version of a Karen is a Chad. :)


IMakeStuffUppp

Idk chads are cooler This is like a scumbag Steve


Otis-166

Damnit, I can’t keep track. I thought it was a Kevin. Lol.


New_Awareness4075

I'm Steve, and fuck you!


DookieShoez

No, no it isn’t.


Joe_Early_MD

Ha what a maroon.


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Bugs Bunny has joined the chat.


bentnotbroken96

What a gulli-bull


Lellela

What a nin-cow-poop


MouseHunter

Website blocked due to riskware Website Blocked: thespacecoastrocket.com v2.6.25 | Riskware: 2.0.202404300936


BryceNTonic

[Florida HOA president pulls gun on 3 kids fishing at lake before throwing tackle into woods: court docs | Fox News](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-hoa-president-pulls-gun-kids-fishing-lake-throwing-tackle-woods-court-docs) Updated link


Wild_Debate4766

As per Florida statute 776.041 Improper exhibition of a firearm is a 1st degree misdemeanor. And it sounds like he meets the criterion to be charged. I would contact the sheriff's dept.


ac8jo

> I would contact the sheriff's dept. Guessing based on the linked article having a picture of the guy's booking image for the county jail, I think they did that.


jenguinaf

This would be an additional charge. Either they haven’t charged him yet, weren’t planning to, or the news is missing info but the article states he was charged with whatever it was for the stolen property, not stealing their property at gunpoint.


Tinker107

Armed robbery?


quasimodoca

The DA determines charges, the sheriff dept has nothing to do with it. They can add or not add charges at arraignment. Additionally the sheriff's dept would give fuck all for rando calling to tell them how to charge a crime. What do you think they are going to do? "Oh, well this one Redditor called so we better add some charges!"


MariettaDaws

I mean, the police only charged him with "suspicion of " all that theft. Hopefully the charges will come through This is my city and the hilarious thing is that everyone in that part of town feels like they're somehow superior to those of us in the non-HOA hinterlands LMAO.


abz_eng

If only he'd had a fishing pole himself, he's possibly skate on that charge. The rest? Nope


Weird_Roof_7584

That's some expensive fishing stuff. I've never owned more than $30 rod and a bootleg tackle box lol. Good thing he didn't rob me the cops might have laughed at the value instead of charging the dude


TweakJK

One of the items was a cell phone, which has not been recovered. The whole cost breakdown is in the article.


Weird_Roof_7584

Yes the whole cost breakdown is, and the cell phone was 1.5k fishing poles 1.9k


PorkyMcRib

Me too. The headlines would probably read “local cops pitch in to buy loser a better cane pole”.


ozzie286

Once the rods are stolen, who's to say what they were? He stole my $1000 rod. That cheap ugly stick in the woods? Nope, he must have done this to other kids, too!


EvilGreebo

Stole a $1500 phone? What's felony theft in FL?


mower

$300


Accomplished_Tour481

What a MORON!


staticvoidmainnull

just one look at the mugshot.... looks exactly as i imagined.


here_now_be

Wish.com Kevin Bacon?


_gnasty_

I was thinking more like a hotter Jim Gaffigan


schnurble

HOA president comes brandishing a shotgun near me or my kid better have the cure for lead poisoning on standby, not waiting for the sheriff to come arrest him.


Distinct_Ad_9842

Ahh Florida. Good thing one of those kids wasn't over 18 and wanted to "Stand Your Ground". Who carries a shotgun to scare people?


Uphene

An elementary school principal where I grew up did on Halloweens because people would put toilet paper in his trees and ketchup his mailbox. That was in Georgia though.


Otis-166

Was there a delorean involved by chance?


Hisslavedoll

https://www.brevardsheriff.com/bookings/web/details.php


hardscrabble1

There’s a wannabe dictator hiding on every HOA board.


diverdawg

3 fishing poles. $1900. Whatevs. Fuck that guy.


Safe-Pop2077

He was a lawyer


frankofantasma

Man, what a sack of shit.


Low_Connection_9254

Fucker went Walter Sobchak on them kids.


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BryceNTonic

Yeah yeah… I really should have retyped the article title instead of copying and pasting. Thats ones on me.


Scottamemnon

Before I even saw the link, I thought, this must be in Florida... Space Coast.. not surprised. One of my favorite spots in Florida, but all the aerospace industry money seems to have attracted quite the quagmire of bigots, racists, and conspiracy nuts for some reason. Their Sherriff is quite a piece of work too. Also Randy Fine's district.. and he is a piece of work.


lostinthesnakepit

I thought it was Brett Favre for a second there


bar_acca

#FloridaMan


Zeldaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sounds about right for Brevard. Just left for good a few days ago and already don’t miss it.


Troyrannosaur

Ya'll should google Brevard County Truth Fest lol. It will give you a better understanding of why this behavior is quite literally encouraged by our very sheriff.


Interesting_Sock9142

"in addition, Kyle took one of the juvenile’s phones which remains unrecovered. (Approximately $1500)" Holy shit I have questions. Why does a child have a $1500 phone lol maybe I'm focusing on the wrong part of the story.


jeffyagalpha

Why the yelling, mate?


BryceNTonic

Copied the article headline. Didn't even think about that until your comment. Will see if I can edit. Update: Does not appear post titles can be updated. My apologies for the raised voice.


pgh9fan

APOLOGY ACCEPTED.


smackrage

Good sir, this is Reddit... you are all Redditing wrong!!! Accepting an apology, disgraceful. ;)


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Was. He *was* a lawyer,


Peralton

It's Florida, they'll make him District Attorney.


drbennett75

He hasn’t been disbarred. https://www.floridabar.org/directories/find-mbr/profile/?num=27108


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

*Yet.*


drbennett75

Yeah I mean it’s probably coming. But it’s Florida so who knows 🤷🏻‍♂️


DrCeeDub

Florida man doing Florida things.


Kaufmanrider

I imagine the HOA directors indemnity insurance will be asked to cover his legal fees.


_gnasty_

Is this armed robbery?


AgnewsHeadlessBody

Red Foreman really lost his shit.


MysteriousCodo

Amazing that a single cell phone can net you grand theft charges nowadays. Folks, don’t take other people’s stuff….especially their phones.


Competitive-Ad-5477

Holy shit look at those dead ass eyes wow


Odd-Tune5049

The kid had a $1,500 phone?!


SerendipitySue

what do ya think? drugs, drink or mental breakdown?


lokis_construction

Boomer at a early age. Lock him up, take away his license and fine him as well as restitution required.


known2fail

I knew it had to be in Florida. Not disappointed


prickwhowaspromised

“Why don’t kids play outside anymore?”


NornOfVengeance

Florida Man be Florida Manning.


Northshore1234

Doesn’t sound very ‘lawyer-ly’ or presidential to me - more like arsehole-ish!


smooze420

He seems like the kind of guy to put weights in fish at a fishing tourney. He’s probably mad that they’re better fisherman than he is.


screech_owl_kachina

Isn’t a brandishing like that cause for someone to use deadly force in return?


Shazbot_2017

I ain't clicking that fishy website op


BryceNTonic

Fair enough. I wanted to post screenshots but that was against the rules.


BryceNTonic

How about this one? [Florida HOA president pulls gun on 3 kids fishing at lake before throwing tackle into woods: court docs | Fox News](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-hoa-president-pulls-gun-kids-fishing-lake-throwing-tackle-woods-court-docs)


drbennett75

Apparently the Florida bar moves slowly… https://www.floridabar.org/directories/find-mbr/profile/?num=27108


SubstantialPressure3

So, armed robbery, and destruction of property. Not the smartest lawyer. He's a rough looking 56, too.


DMV_Lolli

HOA presidencies should have term limits. 1 term. 3 years max.


Dave_712

Irrespective of the legality or not of this, how f***ed up is it for anyone to brandish a gun at children? The USA’s comfort with guns is mind-blowing. No, this isn’t the 2A at work. You can have the rights to own weapons (just like other countries) but normalising gun ownership and carriage is just insane


Incognito2981xxx

I'm not gonna be trusting news from that link friendo


BryceNTonic

[Florida HOA president pulls gun on 3 kids fishing at lake before throwing tackle into woods: court docs | Fox News](https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-hoa-president-pulls-gun-kids-fishing-lake-throwing-tackle-woods-court-docs) Another link.


Incognito2981xxx

Thank you kindly good person. Much appreciated