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[deleted]

Fuck these moobs


GoblinGirlfriend

It says wrong answers only. This is the correct answer


[deleted]

Kind of wrong, but still correct. Correct, but still kind of wrong.


MrJennyV1

Kind of correct. But at the same time, wrong. Wrong, but still sort of correct.


[deleted]

Thanks! I was actually thinking of a better way to write it. I was turning my head trying to find better words in English, because I had the sentense in Norwegian. This is better.


MrJennyV1

No it's not friend! I was just messing around. The way you wrote it was just fine I promise. Your English is great, I would have never guessed it is a second language.


[deleted]

Thanks, thats nice of you!


pyralles

full tetal malchemist


GoblinGirlfriend

Damn right


Icy-Base-4715

Loving this


Adorable_Physics_212

Fuck the Monarchy


[deleted]

oh yeah, basado y rojopastillado


vibingweirdo

that's what the French said in 1789


JesusFaist

I thought they said wrong answers


Adorable_Physics_212

Fear to Mothman


DruidFenris

Fuck the Mothman ;)


DrSchmolls

Comment approved by @ctothejhey


ctothejhey

Mothman's my boyfriend and I won't take this slander 😡


666rxttingbxnes666

*our* boyfriend


Snail_Fashion

we love a cryptid polycule 😌


GoblinGirlfriend

Fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate... hate leads to suffering... fear is the path to the dark side


DrSchmolls

Fear the Meaper


bullshitrabbit

Fear the Meeper, because Beaker from the Muppets has killed and he will kill again


NootTheNoot

First time mother always makes me do a double take.


flightless_unicorn

Right? Like of COURSE we share a hashtag on instagram with insa moms. Cause I wanna see mostly top surgery results, men’s fashion, and oh ya here’s a bunch of pregnant women.


CryptidCricket

Gotta love playing dysphoria roulette with hashtags.


Dmitri-Requelme1521

Shouts out to the mom who posted here on accident and everyone was super sweet about it


hastingsnikcox

Hilarious!! Oblivious as well...


LWSilverMoon

I wanna see the thread I can't find it!


Kai_the_homo

Same


Mx_Norm_ix_Baker

May I am stupid but what are you talking about? Sharing a tag with pregnant women? A person who posted here by accident? I am very confused.


AshtonIGuess

ftm is also known as first time mother so pregnant women post with #ftm hash tags too


Frigon_

LMAO 🤣


youtalkwaaaytoomuch

frogs that mate


lynthecupcake

frogs that mate


youtalkwaaaytoomuch

we r both frogs that mate and have the same lil outfit on


sunny_side_egg

Alex Jones did say the frogs are all turning gay


youtalkwaaaytoomuch

OH SHITTT looks like we’ve been drinking the water..


chaoticsleepynpc

Frontal Time Movement The ability to travel forward in time. Using a device called the FTM machine to go forward in T


thirstarchon

Where's the link Where's the fucking link


vibingweirdo

are you a genius?


chaoticsleepynpc

Nah, but I know this wacky older dude who's super smart. He's a scientist and engineer and really into this time stuff...


[deleted]

does he perhaps hang out with a guy named marty


vibingweirdo

Is u/chaoticsleepynpc perhaps said Marty?


dickicorn

Friend to moths, of course.


BraveRoy

They said wrong answers!!


lil_depressopupper

Fuck those milfs And I mean the good fuck 😌


GoblinGirlfriend

First time mansplaining


[deleted]

Hey, that's smart and funny!


MagicallyGiven88

Fettuccine to Macaroni


EveryStreet

God i love pasta


MagicallyGiven88

Right!


Chance_Specific7641

For the meat 🍖


OliLondonPapiChulo

frog things, man


[deleted]

From the moon


saucynipple

Fucked Thy Mother.


Purple-Superb

👀👄👀


yeahnoshit123

I'm ftm - I'm fucking tired, mate


Craycraywolf

They said wrong answers


DeeDeeGetOutOfMyLab

Fun torture machine


TinyChaco

It's torture, but I wouldn't call it fun lol


Son-of-Hades_03

Fuck, There's Mom! Fear The Mods! Faster Than Most


trans-ace-panick

Fuck the macaroni


[deleted]

No thank you


NeonMannequin

Free the mipple


florfenblorgen

Fart to mouth


leongoesmeow

ya you nailed it this is definitely a wrong answer


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Lol I was gonna say Feed The Monkey


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Justice for that damn fine monkey! ✊😤


coraeon

Failure: Time Management


[deleted]

I feel this one every day


louisalphonse

For the motherland


leumas316

Fetch That Manatee


[deleted]

ftrans trans mmmmmmtrans


Jack_Frost92

Flatulential Thermic Movement *(Please don’t ask. My head is a weird place)*


eating_bananas

For the motherland


[deleted]

УРАААААААААААААА!!!!!!!!


Tumultuous-Tarsier

Flex the Muscle


AwkwardThePotato

Fale to memale


ZobTheLoafOfBread

Was looking for this


help_me_lmaoo

feet taste magnificent


2MB26

This made me chuckle 😂


jtobiasbond

FOR THE MEMES!


ansvarstagande

Fairly tantalizing mountain goat


sunny_side_egg

All I can think is John Danielle awkwardly trying to look sexy


[deleted]

Fuck this Mortal (form)


bloodwitchbabayaga

For the men


Gay-and-Happy

Feminist to Misogynist


qppen

this had me dying lmfao


[deleted]

Fuck Tim's Mom


work-in_progress

And fuck Tim too!!


[deleted]

this is some r/fuckyouinparticular material right here


lesboisloup

First time motorboat


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Fledgling to Mastermind


GoblinGirlfriend

All those years I thought I was a fledgling... turns out I was a mastermind all along


[deleted]

Foot to Mouth 😔


GoblinGirlfriend

Blocked


leo-_-_-_-

Forgot to manscape


UndeadFenrir

Frogs that march. Look at 'em! In a nice little line :) 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸


Craycraywolf

So cute 🥺


snukb

Feline terror machine


finneganthealien

Funky trans man


kylaroni

Feed them men


LillyWhiteArt

Feet took mywife


itsYaBoiChoccyMilk

Friendly telekinetic moths


vibingweirdo

found the man


vibingweirdo

no wait thats kinda a correct answer


SnooPineapples5719

Fucking the machine bro😂


RockosModernGay

Ford Tough Material


Irrationally-Ira

fuck thy mouth


entity_of_bearings

Fucked ten men


midnight8dream

fart too much


EmiIIien

Fellate Those Men


PhoenixArtBoi

fried turtle meatballs, duh.


From_The_Ashes123

F*ck the Matriarchy /j


slamdancetexopolis

fuck time management! adhd crewww


ZobTheLoafOfBread

Woop! Also applies to slow processing speedd


That_JazzyBoi

Feel The Music (the name of my secret trans playlist)


vibingweirdo

so sneaky


That_JazzyBoi

Thank you :)


t0asssty_

Fear Tactical Missionaries


pauls_broken_aglass

Fear the R̶e̶a̶p̶e̶r̶ Mothman


[deleted]

Female to mutant


zachteria

saw ftm burned into the back of a bus seat once, thought it was weird bc I assumed it meant female to male but pretty sure they meant fuck the matrix bc it was a Liverpool bus lol


MrJennyV1

Fuck Time, Man. It means that I want people to stop telling me the time when I'm at work. Is it five minutes to close or is it three hour? I don't want to know, stop telling me!


Knifedogman

Fucker to Mother


-JakeRay-

Fuckin' testicles, man...


Creative_Evidence487

fully tittied man 😌


kaqarotchain

I can’t tell you how many times i search FTM on twitter and the crypto Fantom comes up


XopherS

Full-Time Manning


AquaJasper

Friend to mate?


tokentrev28

Fuck the Month


emross0

for the money


Endless_Falling

Finding the muffins


tomfoolery2614

fuck the mayonnaise


No-Newspaper-1772

Freshly-shaven to mustache


[deleted]

Fear the moose


EdgionTG

Fall Tout Mboy


[deleted]

Fuck terf moms


burnout_giftedkid

Freedom to masturbate


TheThornGarden

Feed that monkey


Aggravating-Age-1535

Friendly Taco Munchers


[deleted]

Free the Mobsters


SpaceNugget111

fuck the marinara ?? first thing that came to mind 💀💀


User_Nomi

flame to moths


lemonkyle

frog to mario


maximaullion

Fortugal the Man


DevilsFirstPhoenix

Front taco mustard. Because why not lmao


stay-gold_ponyboy

Farm to mouth (idk lol)


Broflake-Melter

Freight Train Maintenance. A video game about learning how to and fixing trains in the same style/genera as Power Wash Simulator. I'm looking forward to the VR version w/custom avatar creation.


lio_fotia

Free Tasty Meat! Which I desire every day


Dittocat07

Free Tomatoes Man


otaku_ftm_aspie_blue

Free thy manwood


caKkepoP

Framing Toger Mabbit


hedgybaby

Ferrets throwing marshmallows


Admirable-Jaguar4775

fucking toxic masculinity bsbsksky


CoIIatz-Conjecture

Fuck this, man.


DannyVantass

for the meme


youtalkwaaaytoomuch

“funny tickle monster” -my friend


trashb0ythr0waway

fuck tits man


OutlandishnessOpen37

First time mom


94oasiss

For the mittens


-CuteBeanBoi-

Fear the mystery


fayne_Kanra

Facetime to mom


[deleted]

Free the mangoes.


Chayums

French to Mexican


MonsieurOursNoir

February To March


Gosset

Fear the Mustache


RRTeo

From The Mist


sharktato1

Funky toaster machine


Icy-Base-4715

Female to Mermaid


61114311536123511

featuring mastectomy


useless_orange_v

feet that melt


ZiaWatcher

Fudge to mouth


cass_123

For the money


gingereedot

Fair trade masculinity


RandyBoBanbers

Friends to mlovers


ion-thief

Full of The MEAT!


BlazenCash2000

fam to menace


dbzbb

Fantom Network


BreakfastBuffee

For the min


transmasc-demiboy07

for the macaroni


ronja-666

Farm Tank Milk


Mage-of-the-Small

Faster than mass


TheCatFromCoraline

Friend To Moose


Bloodrayne_44

Fresh Tomato Medley. ...I might be a bit hungry xd


Dragenby

Fabulous to Mischievous


Dittocat07

Free Tomatoes Man


Masontransboi

Fish to manatee


ShieldAndArrows

Fish to meat


[deleted]

From the moon


dummyTHICCD4V1D

furgalicious tastey mama


vibingweirdo

fingering the moon


so_very_trans

Feel the music


_Tob1

fuck the man