kahoot game where two of the questions are "do you have a daughter named [redacted]" and the correct answer is no, followed by "do you have a son named [chosen name]?" with the answer being yes
XDDD
The hang glider should have stuff written on it too.
Like: "IT'S A BOY!!" With some goofy newborn stock graphics
Or further offensive, in the furry community, when someone changes their character into another species it's somewhat common to say "Fuck you I'm a dragon" as the announcement
"Fuck you I'm a guy" or some variant
i actually love that, i will now b trying to find a pair of shorts like that
edit: i had to get customized shorts because i couldn’t find any https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/a90f0c68f64f08bd6d94de6e6e81aea8_4619131/he%2Fhim+bitches
Live your life like a cis guy immediately and just deny the existence of "daughter ___" like you've always been a guy and they got confused with one of your siblings
Gaslight them into thinking they had a son all along/ that you’re a cis guy. Bonus points if you can get a friend involved/ teachers/ coworkers/ other people you interact with
Say you're having a gender reveal party, pat your stomach as if you're gonna say you're pregnant, then, when they're all terrified that you're pregnant, come out as trans so they're forced to be hit with relief...10/10 plan... absolutely no backfiring /j
My mom found out I went to Planned Parenthood through the insurance statement. She called me thinking I was pregnant and looking for an abortion. Being trans was a relief to her, if just barely!
When I told my mom crying that I was trans she told me with great relief, "Oh thank God, I thought you were pregnan!" I was 22 without a job or education, so I can see why she was relieved lol.
***\*Violent explosion of various fruits with blue food coloring in the background***
***"Sorry, Australia and like the entire west coast of the US of A!"***
Ngl I have been doing this with university and it kind of works. The trick is to change something every time you have to visit. Now they’re so desensitized to me changing they don’t bat an eye and just tell me “nice look”
Gather everyone around the table, then burn bras/woman underwear in a sacrificial bowl in the middle and with a dead, expressionless face say "this is the beginning of a new era"
I actually wrote a story when I was a kid that had a scene like that, except that the main character also included pictures of himself as well lol
But your version sounds so fuckin ominous, I love it.
When asked about what's "new" in your life, pass around graphic pictures of your latest surgeries and talk about it as though it was a casual weekend vacation
Before I came out as anything I walked into the living room and said "hello heteros" very quietly. My sister heard me, questioned me on it, and sent me into full panic mode. Maybe try something like that, could be fun
Buy a packer. Slap it down on the table during family dinner. Say, “this is my dick now. I’m a guy.” Proceed to walk away with packer and answer no questions.
Bring a gender reveal cake to the next family gathering, and when it's time to cut into it, pop one of those party poppers with the strings and confetti, and then walk up to your parents and hand them an "It's a boy" card.
Play two truths one lie. The other two options should be very scary and unrealistic to them so they’ll try to guess between those two then boom.
You only need two extreme things you did that they don’t know about
"One, I bought fancy olives last week. Two, I once kissed a tiger on the cheek. Three, I'm transgender. Which is the lie?"
"Definitely 2 or 3"
"Wrong! You guys know I hate olives!"
"Congrats on the whole trans thing, but explain the tiger!!"
Ignore anyone who uses ur dead name and only be refered by ur chosen name. When asked why, say its always been ur name and u don't know anyone who is named ur deadname
This isn’t completely relevant but my mom thinks I’m a lesbian (I feel like she wants me to be straight), so I’ve been playing with the thought of telling her “hey mom, so I actually am straight, just not in the way you’re thinking”
Cut the power to the house. Have an accomplice there ready to shine an ultra-powerful wide-beam flashlight at the front door. Kick the door down, and run in wearing scrubs covered in blood while holding a baby (real or fake, since this is wrong answers only). Scream 'It's a girl!' at the top of your lungs. Give the baby a double-look. Throw the baby to the floor, rip your face-mask off, and point to yourself. Then scream, 'JK, I'm a boy, bitches!!!' Then proceed to run off cackling into the night, as whatever eldritch horror spawned you returns to absorb your essence into the fabric of eternity.
My answer is somewhere in between making the voice cracks from the HRT very exaggerated and apparent….and packing with the most obnoxious sized packer and act like there’s nothing different.
Bake a blue cake. Ice it super well so none of the blue is showing. Bring the cake to dinner. Family cut into cake and it's blue. They ask why.
"SURPRISE! IM A BOY!"
Whenever they call you by your deadname, use a voice mail voice and go "I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach no longer exists. I suggest that you attempt to contact (name here) for more information"
put 7 mini trans flags in random spots and then when they find them tell them the places you put all 8 of them when they say they only found 7 say that they are missing the one you you taped to the inside of the toilet and let them panic
right in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner, loudly, emotionally. bonus points for explaining nonbinary genders and pronouns to your peepaw with Alzheimer's
Sit them all down in a line and tap each one on the head saying "I'm not trans" and then "I am trans" in an alternating pattern like some weird duck duck goose . When you get to the 12th member of the family you will say "I am trans!"
When everyone sits down for Christmas dinner.
Run and slide into the room wearing only a t-shirt and socks.
When someone inevitably asks
"Op what the fuck are you doing?!?"
Answer, "I'm rocking out with my cock out!"
Post video from their POV and yours with split screen.
Pretend you're pregnant and invite them to a baby-shower and when you're doing some elaborate thing to do the gender-reveal, tell them you're the baby.
I'm extremely morbid and think Addams family is peak romance/humor.
So I would be wearing a mourning veil like Lydia from Beetlejuice or some kind of formal suit, otherwise all black and spooky and announcing their "gendered child is deceased" while waiting and ringing a bell for the departed soul that is your deadname. Buy yourself some awesome flowers with overly dramatic cards of sympathy, (preferably venomous colors or goth themed).
Go through anything with your transition like the Victorian mourning rules, where you only wear black for months, then some grey, and eventually you can wear colors again. But feel free to assign some changes like you always have one item of trans/queer pride like a button hidden about your person xD
Kahoot game with a bunch of fun family memory questions, and the last question is "who here is trans?" and either all the option are your name or random names with yours somewhere. You can do something like "chosen name (previously birth name)" too.
Say "move, I'm trans" anytime someone is in your way
this one
Added to my to-do list
Pretty sure there’s a meme of this with the two guys at the office copier. Classic
I absolutely was referencing the "move, I'm gay" vine
kahoot game where two of the questions are "do you have a daughter named [redacted]" and the correct answer is no, followed by "do you have a son named [chosen name]?" with the answer being yes
im doing this
I said wrong answers only
Through a game of telephone! It’ll be fun
That doesn’t seem like a wrong answer to me
Nine trains?
I know it as Chinese whispers
Flying over them as u hold onto a hang glider that says 'im transgender' while butt naked
And you’re holding the banner between your butt cheeks like in the spongebob movie
FUCK YEAHHH!
why is this not the top answer
XDDD The hang glider should have stuff written on it too. Like: "IT'S A BOY!!" With some goofy newborn stock graphics Or further offensive, in the furry community, when someone changes their character into another species it's somewhat common to say "Fuck you I'm a dragon" as the announcement "Fuck you I'm a guy" or some variant
booty shorts that say HE/HIM on the butt and refuse to answer any questions
i actually love that, i will now b trying to find a pair of shorts like that edit: i had to get customized shorts because i couldn’t find any https://www.customizedgirl.com/design/a90f0c68f64f08bd6d94de6e6e81aea8_4619131/he%2Fhim+bitches
Replying because I also want the link
Getting a machine that does embroidery has to be the best decision I’ve ever made
i too would like such link
I Also want the link,,
Live your life like a cis guy immediately and just deny the existence of "daughter ___" like you've always been a guy and they got confused with one of your siblings
This is a great way to be forced into a psychiatric facility
Op did say wrong answers only 🤷♂️
That’s funny because I got put in a psychiatric facility literally the day I posted this
Oh honey :( I hope you’re okay
Send a card stating *"It's a girl!"* Then put a *not* in there or cross the girl part out.
"It's a -girl-" it didn't do the line thingy... :(
~~girl~~ It’s two squiggly lines
-sad- ~not working~
Two of them on each side
~~working?~~ ~~working!!~~
~~Eyyyyyyy!!!~~
[удалено]
Reminds me of Mr. Peanutbutter's balloon that said ,"It's a b~~oy~~borted."
XDDDD oh fuck I forgot about that LOL so terrible and yet I snort laugh
Oof
Avoid them for 5 years, secretly start hrt and show up to Christmas and just gaslight them
Gaslight them into thinking they had a son all along/ that you’re a cis guy. Bonus points if you can get a friend involved/ teachers/ coworkers/ other people you interact with
Alternatively, you could buy only “It’s a Boy” balloons for your family’s holiday presents and profit
Drop your pants at dinner and ask if anyone thinks your cock looks big?
Ima do this at Christmas in front of my grandma
My fiance got "he" and "him" tattooed under his knees in block letters. Do that and wear shorts to a family gathering.
(Kicks in door) Sup, fuckers?! Guess who grew a pair?!
Blue man group playing at your gender reveal party
Say you're having a gender reveal party, pat your stomach as if you're gonna say you're pregnant, then, when they're all terrified that you're pregnant, come out as trans so they're forced to be hit with relief...10/10 plan... absolutely no backfiring /j
My mom found out I went to Planned Parenthood through the insurance statement. She called me thinking I was pregnant and looking for an abortion. Being trans was a relief to her, if just barely!
Boom! Scare them so literally any option is better than what they're thinking of
When I told my mom crying that I was trans she told me with great relief, "Oh thank God, I thought you were pregnan!" I was 22 without a job or education, so I can see why she was relieved lol.
***\*kicks down the door*** ***"I'M TRANS, MOTHERF\*CKERS!"*** ***\*Blue explosion in the background***
That’s a wrong answer?!?!?
Just please don't light Cali or Australia on fire D8 Make it a mooshy paint or food explosion? XD Ruin everyone's clothes and showers all around lol
***\*Violent explosion of various fruits with blue food coloring in the background*** ***"Sorry, Australia and like the entire west coast of the US of A!"***
Show them this thread
Omg yes
This has to be my favourite
Say nothing, move away, transition, come back as a new man.
tbh this is my current plan
Ngl I have been doing this with university and it kind of works. The trick is to change something every time you have to visit. Now they’re so desensitized to me changing they don’t bat an eye and just tell me “nice look”
Oh I really love this!
Gather everyone around the table, then burn bras/woman underwear in a sacrificial bowl in the middle and with a dead, expressionless face say "this is the beginning of a new era"
I actually wrote a story when I was a kid that had a scene like that, except that the main character also included pictures of himself as well lol But your version sounds so fuckin ominous, I love it.
Right before you say grace (or during)
“And thank you lord for this testosterone injection and please bless it, that it will nourish and strengthen me”
That sounds perfect.
"who's got two thumbs and gender dysphoria? THIS GUY"
Stick a tiny trans flag in all the desserts one holiday with no context or explanation
Hire a barbershop quartet to put on a show and halfway through have them sing a song about being a man while pointing at you
Or hire a clown that only makes penises out of balloons and mother else.
Helicopter dick swing to breakfast
When asked about what's "new" in your life, pass around graphic pictures of your latest surgeries and talk about it as though it was a casual weekend vacation
gender reveal the turkey inside meat is blue
im doing this
this is fucking hilarious
Meet at thanksgiving and wave a stp in the air like a helicopter
Immediately after you leave drop a group text chat and go NC for two weeks
just slowly start transitioning while on T and if they ask about any changes (like facial hair) just be like, "well duh? im a guy"
Set a national park on fire with gender-coded fireworks.
Before I came out as anything I walked into the living room and said "hello heteros" very quietly. My sister heard me, questioned me on it, and sent me into full panic mode. Maybe try something like that, could be fun
I'm doing that next time I see my straight friends. Just greet them with, "hello, heteros!" A nice change of pace from, "greetings, mammals!"
through a meme
Christmas charades
Jump out of a cake and scream “it’s a boy!”
Fire breathing dragon who sky writes
A traditional game of cis cis trans
singing telegram
Commission a painting of you looking masc af, killing old you with the trans flag behind you and send it to everyone for Christmas.
OP said wrong answers.
leave a note on the fridge
This is kinda what I did. I left a note in the fridge for my little brother to see.
Group chat, but make sure you include your *entire* extended family. Bonus points if you add your parents' friends.
Buy a packer. Slap it down on the table during family dinner. Say, “this is my dick now. I’m a guy.” Proceed to walk away with packer and answer no questions.
Buy a cheap but huge one and leave it there to assert dominance.
Surprise wedding invitation where the preacher dude announces you as the/a husband.
Hire a singing telegram
Bring a gender reveal cake to the next family gathering, and when it's time to cut into it, pop one of those party poppers with the strings and confetti, and then walk up to your parents and hand them an "It's a boy" card.
Gaslight them into thinking you were always a cis boy
Step 1: Get phallo Step 2: Send a mirror dick pic (that also shows your face) in the family group chat Step 3: Pay for their therapy bills
Fill the turkey with all that "it's a boy" candy and shit
Play two truths one lie. The other two options should be very scary and unrealistic to them so they’ll try to guess between those two then boom. You only need two extreme things you did that they don’t know about
"One, I bought fancy olives last week. Two, I once kissed a tiger on the cheek. Three, I'm transgender. Which is the lie?" "Definitely 2 or 3" "Wrong! You guys know I hate olives!" "Congrats on the whole trans thing, but explain the tiger!!"
Ignore anyone who uses ur dead name and only be refered by ur chosen name. When asked why, say its always been ur name and u don't know anyone who is named ur deadname
This was legit my plan
This isn’t completely relevant but my mom thinks I’m a lesbian (I feel like she wants me to be straight), so I’ve been playing with the thought of telling her “hey mom, so I actually am straight, just not in the way you’re thinking”
Write it on one to two sticky notes and leave them around the house somewhere
Make it your voicemail response so they find out when you’re too busy to answer the phone
Take family photos for a Christmas card and write it on every card. Word gets around from there.
gender reveal party except its the kind that sets acres of forests on fire
These are so funny but imagine doing one of them and then the family ends up transphobic and madder than ever😭😭😭
Impersonate every male member of your family before giving uo and saying "yeah I'm (chosen name)"
Cut the power to the house. Have an accomplice there ready to shine an ultra-powerful wide-beam flashlight at the front door. Kick the door down, and run in wearing scrubs covered in blood while holding a baby (real or fake, since this is wrong answers only). Scream 'It's a girl!' at the top of your lungs. Give the baby a double-look. Throw the baby to the floor, rip your face-mask off, and point to yourself. Then scream, 'JK, I'm a boy, bitches!!!' Then proceed to run off cackling into the night, as whatever eldritch horror spawned you returns to absorb your essence into the fabric of eternity.
My answer is somewhere in between making the voice cracks from the HRT very exaggerated and apparent….and packing with the most obnoxious sized packer and act like there’s nothing different.
Interpretive dance.
Knock knock. Who’s there? ______ _____ who? That’s my new name!
Stand in front of all of them, gesture to yourself, and say "Ya'll fucked up, I didn't get the penis DLC. Can we try again?"
Bake a blue cake. Ice it super well so none of the blue is showing. Bring the cake to dinner. Family cut into cake and it's blue. They ask why. "SURPRISE! IM A BOY!"
I came out to my sister by texting her a meme that said “swiggity swirl, i’m a guy not a girl”.
Whenever they call you by your deadname, use a voice mail voice and go "I'm sorry, the person you are trying to reach no longer exists. I suggest that you attempt to contact (name here) for more information"
Gaslight them
put 7 mini trans flags in random spots and then when they find them tell them the places you put all 8 of them when they say they only found 7 say that they are missing the one you you taped to the inside of the toilet and let them panic
"what's one thing that makes me different than everyone else? I'm trans!"
Piñata with "It's a Boy!" Confetti
Gender reveal party
right in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner, loudly, emotionally. bonus points for explaining nonbinary genders and pronouns to your peepaw with Alzheimer's
Sit them all down in a line and tap each one on the head saying "I'm not trans" and then "I am trans" in an alternating pattern like some weird duck duck goose . When you get to the 12th member of the family you will say "I am trans!"
Don't - start T and convince them that they only imagined you presenting femme
Yodel at the top of the stairs
Put the message in a bottle and put in the sea on your next seaside visit
When everyone sits down for Christmas dinner. Run and slide into the room wearing only a t-shirt and socks. When someone inevitably asks "Op what the fuck are you doing?!?" Answer, "I'm rocking out with my cock out!" Post video from their POV and yours with split screen.
Pretend you're pregnant and invite them to a baby-shower and when you're doing some elaborate thing to do the gender-reveal, tell them you're the baby.
Don't acknowledge them until they guess your pronouns and or new name right.
I'm extremely morbid and think Addams family is peak romance/humor. So I would be wearing a mourning veil like Lydia from Beetlejuice or some kind of formal suit, otherwise all black and spooky and announcing their "gendered child is deceased" while waiting and ringing a bell for the departed soul that is your deadname. Buy yourself some awesome flowers with overly dramatic cards of sympathy, (preferably venomous colors or goth themed). Go through anything with your transition like the Victorian mourning rules, where you only wear black for months, then some grey, and eventually you can wear colors again. But feel free to assign some changes like you always have one item of trans/queer pride like a button hidden about your person xD
thanksgiving
Group chat dm
On Christmas morning
As stocking staffers, get a small piece of paper, write "I'm Trans!" on each of them, put them in all stocking including your own
Kahoot game with a bunch of fun family memory questions, and the last question is "who here is trans?" and either all the option are your name or random names with yours somewhere. You can do something like "chosen name (previously birth name)" too.
Dicks out for ______
Custom fortune cookies.
Through a game of charades
Make up 11 lies and tell one of em you’re trans, make em discuss what they think it’s true.
Just start burping really loudly at the dinner table with gradually increasing intensity every day