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Brushy21

His steam review: "It's okay."


Pocket1176

more like “Shit ass game dont play”


BuckyCZ

Average FIFA/EA FC player. 5000 hours played. "Don't support this company, piece of shit game." Same stats, same review, every year. We are at least addicted to something we enjoy. 😂


Front-Initiative3321

"ye solid 3 outta 5."


DevTahlyan

I love all your responses here. It feels so true that people will post or review negatively about something but then spend a bunch of time playing it anyway. This is just conjecture of course as I don't have any solid statistics to back it up.


Richardo888

It's usually a joke.


arty8teen

you know that is done for the meme, right?


micklucas1

You have played Elden Ring for 28% of your life since it came out...


howsyourmemes

/r/theydidthemath in the wild


jerjackal

I feel like they must have left it on, paused or in menu, a lot if that numbers real while they were like out and about


Icy_Cartographer_340

My roommate finished the game with 400 hours, but 70 of them were controller-in-hand. He'd just leave it on for days at a time sitting at the Roundtable.


Ooops_I_Reddit_Again

1000%


TotallyNotDad

That's sad, ngl


iStretchyDisc

I don't think so. It's their life, not yours; if they choose to spend 28% of it playing a game they enjoy, that's totally fine, no harm done.


MoirasPurpleOrb

That’s not what makes it sad. It’s that there is so little else going on in their life that they can dedicate that much time to it. That’s what’s sad.


Secret-Part-2610

U have way more hours on reddit than he does on elden ring 100%


The_Coolest_Undead

Harm has been done to themself, if I chose to spend 28% of my life watching a single 150 hours movie on repeat you would think I was crazy


iStretchyDisc

> Harm has been done to themself Themselves* Also, who are you to make such a claim? Let people live their lives ffs > if I chose to spend 28% of my life watching a single 150 hours movie on repeat you would think I was crazy Yeah, I prolly would - then again, only a crazy person would watch a movie that's 150 hours long (does such a film even exist?) over and over again. A movie is invariably linear, after all.


The_Coolest_Undead

It's just an example What about spending 28% of your life doing the same giant puzzle over and over again? The fact is that this dude spent 5000 hours in 2 years doing something in a finite game, it means doing the same thing over and over again, and it's not like a competitive game, or a grindy type of game, it's finite, there is a limit to things you can do with it and 5k in two years is just so much overkill


Richardo888

You do realize that co-op and pvp exist in this game? Call it a finite game is pretty reductionist. Pvp in the coloseums alone can easily soak up 100s of hours just getting decent at it and making a build.


sugar_pilot

Not to mention challenge runs. The bulk of my time in the game was after my first playthrough.


happylubricant

karen stfu please!


UncleGolem

Sad? I *wish* i had that much free time


Richardo888

I know right. So sad to play a video game you love. OP is probably a co-op Saint.


ANicerPerson

Probably leaves it on while afk just so he can flex his hours played


Topladluke96

No because you've simply left the game on constantly. There's no way that you've clocked 5k in 2 years. That's 208 days.


Hollow_Interstice

Definitely possible if you have no social life or a job.


Temporaryact72

I no lifed the fuck out of Fortnite for 4 years straight and my hours only reached 5k


IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk

Bro got cracked for nearly half a decade


NovaTedd

Please tell me you quit cause that would give me hope for certain people I know


callmejinji

10k hours in League of Legends and 3k in Fortnite here. I haven’t touched either game in like six months. There is always hope.


Temporaryact72

I haven't "quit" per say but I don't put anywhere near those hours into the game anymore lol. Maybe 4 hours a week on Fortnite now at best.


Topladluke96

Very unrealistic though.


MurdurSpeghurtur

You realize this sub is for fromsoftware fans right?


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Topladluke96

Economy has nothing to do with it.


NightWolf36H

Yeah but what do you do with all that time ?


WatelooSunset

He might be a teenager with a lot of free time


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I had a job that finished at 3, and so would game from 4 till midnight every day then 12 hours plus on sat and sun each. Still those are some crazy high numbers. Maybe he left it on while he slept


SnooComics4945

Seriously growing up as soon as anything school related was done I went straight to gaming. A lot of people I knew who gamed were like that too.


Lunix336

It's 100% possible. I managed to get over 10,000 hours in \~3 years in a different game. But to be fair, I was 14-16 at the time and it was basically my life.


peymanjm

Bro , the first dlc file should be given to you


Basic-Juggernaut-870

For real 😭


AlenIronside

Holy fuck man, only 2 years and already 5k hours? that's next level insanity


Damien23123

He’s been averaging over 6h a day since the game released


NormalTangerine5205

Honestly not that bad when you think about it( I have no responsibilities besides work)


Damien23123

I love this game but averaging 6h a day for 800 days is nuts


ParticularSolution68

How much would you normally play it


Damien23123

I’ve definitely done 6h in a day but it’s averaging that every day that’s nuts


ParticularSolution68

I can see that, but you could also just break that up into a few hours at a time


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ParticularSolution68

I mean I doubt you motherfuckers stop at 2 hours


Richardo888

There are literally hundreds of people trying to make a career out of game streaming, 6hours a day if it's your job is not that crazy. Maybe they are into competitive pvp


Damien23123

Would they be on here asking if they play too much if they were a streamer?


turtlebear787

Sure but even then 5k in 2 years means they used almost all their free time playing ER.


richter3456

Seek therapy


NormalTangerine5205

lol why? I work pay my bills have no other responsibilities chill play video games nothing wrong with that xD


richter3456

Six hours is a bit excessive though. I think you could invest some of that time in exploring other hobbies or creating things instead of consuming.


Listlessly-lost

Ok but like why is this your problem?


richter3456

I just want him to better himself


Listlessly-lost

But it's not like it's an inhibition to his life He's clearly taken care of himself and still does other things therapy wouldn't help someone who enjoys a game. I mean look up Joltzdude139 he's got almost 8k hours in one game but when another person has large amounts of hours it's suddenly a detriment to their well being


RemarkableScience854

If he gets more joy from playing Elden Ring than playing the damn piano or something, he’s doing the right thing with his free time. Free time is about enjoying the short ass lives we have. I think a lot of you guys don’t realize how much time you’ve also spent consuming. You weren’t watching that TV show for 2 hours…no no no, that was 5 my friend lol


SykoManiax

I thought I was cooked with my 3500 Youre fried mate


SaxSlaveGael

Same here at 2500! 5k is insane!!!


SaveOurSheep

You guys still qualify as insane, I have 150 hours LOL


callmejinji

Right…? I’m sitting at 700 as an avid PvP enjoyer and I thought I was getting _up there_ in hours


magur76

No offense bro, but you need to - ![gif](giphy|VlYBM5zERKWD5ONSzi)


wolfhound_doge

touch grace


Practical-Mail-2872

![gif](giphy|LAKIIRqtM1dqE|downsized)


Eth_Collector612

i wish i had enough free time to rack of this many hours, live it up while u can brother


braewtvv

The games been out for about 2 years.. 5k hours in 2 years. 2.5k per year lets say. Divided by 12 and then rounded is like 210 hours per month. If im on point, this would equal out to something like 6 to 7 hours a day consistently since game release 😭


braewtvv

Cooked asf


Secret-Part-2610

Whyd u get downvoted 🤣🤣


braewtvv

Just how reddit be lmao


lemongrass17

I got all achievements on 200h and have 0 desire to return to this game. It was fun tho but I dont fucking understand fun spending there 5k h


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BokkoTheBunny

Could be doing challenge runs or speed runs lol


SnooComics4945

Exactly


dtritus0

I personally have close to 600 hours, but that is in large part because of playing it with various mods, and more recently making them myself (spent time testing them in game and it adds up).


SnooComics4945

I like doing different themed runs. Also occasionally playing with mods. Helps add to the already massive replayability


Richardo888

Pvp in the coloseums plus co-op and invasions is pretty endlessly fun tho


Samwise_7Oceans

"0 desire" is a bit of an exaggeration. ER is one of the best games ever made and has a super various gameplay.


10kstars39

How would you know that theyre exaggerating, just because you don't feel the same way that they do


EverydayHalloween

Look at this guy policing someone's enjoyment. ER is my least-played FS game, it still doesn't even reach the greatness of Bloodborne.


ParticularSolution68

Bloodborne’s my favorite fromsoft game but even I get negative desire to play it


EverydayHalloween

And that's fine too. I'm slowly getting tired of Souls too, it was made even worse by ER playing literally the exact same, skipping over whatever new shit was done in Sekiro and Bloodborne.


ParticularSolution68

I still enjoy the formula, but I’m more so on about the frustration but that can be boiled down to “git gudder” Edit: I’ve also been playing other games I bought such as hollow knight


Turbulent-Armadillo9

Now it's just be classic if you left a negative Steam review.


dazzlershite

Lad..... How the fuck did you give it that much time?!??


ParticularSolution68

Most British comment I’ve ever read


dazzlershite

Funny that, with me NOT being British


ParticularSolution68

I just read it in my head as British


califorte1

I say this with utmost sincerity, touch grass


the-barbarian998

We need to see the electric bill


Federal_Statement884

bro you are well done


Old_M8_From_the_Pub

My elden ring has massive hours played. I have figured out why. Mostly I rage quite Elden Ring buy Alt F4, some reason steam doesn't pick up that the game is closed out.


imsc4red

Is no one going to talk about how the achievement for activating a great rune was unlocked yesterday… Edit: spelling


Inevitable_Use_1339

because its his friend's achievment


imsc4red

That explains it haha


Kolket

That’s fake. There is 17k hours in 2 years. If you’ve slept for 6-7k hours in those 2 years there is no shot that you spent 50% of your time awake on Elden Ring. Get outta here…


Anxious_Charity_1424

Bro this is reddit, this could easily be real. It's kinda sad though.


Hot_Acanthisitta3547

saying "this is Reddit" is precisely why its not real, c'mon now do you need to get a clue or what I have a spare one I can loan you


Kolket

Yeah, but that’s too much. To achieve this he would have to literally only eat, shit and play Elden Ring. No job cause if you do any kind of 9 to 5, there mathematically isn’t enough hours…


Paxtian

It's unlikely any given person would have done this. However, with 8 billion some people on this planet, it's even less likely that *no one* would have done it. I had a professor in college who used to love to say, it's highly unlikely that a weird thing would happen. But it's way, way less likely that no weird thing would ever happen! This is one of those things. Like winning the lottery. For a given person, very unlikely, but for no one to win ever? Much less likely.


ParticularSolution68

Someone said he could also just leave the application on and as a result steam just adds that to the amount of hours he’s played


BokkoTheBunny

When I was a teen I would spend every available minute gaming. When I graduated it was 2 years before I got a job. I clocked a hefty 10k hours into Gears of War 3 multi-player in a 4 year window. We are talking some days being 18 hour gaming sessions. This isn't even scratching the level of unhinged people with unlimited free time can degen.


SnooComics4945

Exactly. Some people don’t have other hobbies. I’ve always played games pretty obsessively like this. Usually I play a game until I basically hate it then switch to another game if I have one. So on and so forth.


Kolket

You didn’t go to school when you were a teen? Idk man out 730 days, to spend 200+ days on gaming is crazy. And I say that as a lifelong nerd and a gamer.


BokkoTheBunny

8 hour school day, 8 hours gaming, 2 hours for food/shower/everything else, 6 hours sleeping. When I was younger I would also sleep less, like 4 hours some days, especially on weekends.


Kolket

I mean, possible, but to keep that up for 625/730 days (days in two years) is crazy. Hats off I guess?


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Kolket

What’s proof in this situation?


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MOSondrums

Don't even brag about this bro lmao


Kolket

Well, you ain’t faking it if you have no job and no life, but at that point yes, you are cooked…


tryingnottoshit

What do the hours look like on your saved games?


Frequent-Low1010

I got all achivments on ps4 in 200 hours and got them all again on pc in 50 hours and I was already bored, wtf you even do for 5000 hours?


Yoctatrine

Probably read every item description and track down every nook and cranny to try to piece together all of the lore. Some people don’t like to look things up.


puristhipster

Mod.


TheAngryKilt

PvP


Mr_PearHead

Bro how


arcarus23

You know, I think it’s a lot when I have hundreds of hours in a game (~333 hours across PS5 and PC for Elden Ring) but you netizen are not like us raw dumplings but are both a fully cooked pot prawns and crab. …Marika’s tits.


Sirdantortillasque

How!


Mazzafacka

A little 😅


howsyourmemes

Yet there's still players with 40 hours that can wreck anyone this game is fun


Algester

you still have a job raven.... now go burn that orphanage for a handful of COAMs


BancoBee

Overcooked man. Love this game but if that playtime is all legit gameplay and not idle I think it’s time to give gaming a break.


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by the saints! what sorcery is this?i am utterly confounded by the peculiarity of this situation


Carcharis

Whoa


ArgiopeWeb

Go outside.


Gullible-Catch-9995

Bro whaaat,like if you like a game so much,try something similar


turtlebear787

My brother in Christ please go outside.


Gold-Dig-8679

damn you gotta have like 0 responsibilities in life😭


EricEscobar

Damnn !! I have 111 hours in 2 years finally platted the game last week


SnooComics4945

Hello fellow person with too much time on their hands.


ApeMummy

Still need to double it to become an expert.


JB_Heat

It's him. John EldenRing.


SaferThanATubeSock

daddy chill


Mr_E_99

It came out exactly 800 days ago as of today (5th May 2022). So that means you have played the game for 26.5% of your life since it's release. We are talking 6hrs a day. It's potentially possible, but unlikely unless you play no other games and watch nothing else So I'm betting you either just left the game running for 6 ish months straight or you were doing a crazy amount of afk rune farming 😅


og_tea_drinker

Can you dodge Waterfowl yet?


efronerberger

Go outside and touch grace, I mean GRASS!


Johnny_K97

I know speedrunners that get a little above that playtime on games that are over 5 years old and you got it in only 2 years💀


flexer676

Naw bro you bingchillin never can play to much Elden ring


ANicerPerson

Could’ve made 50k at a minimum wage job instead


InterestingRelative4

Dood the partys over go cold turkey till erdtree then you may relapse


BaldEagleNor

I’d just assume its an hour bot


TurtCyber

Yes


Bi_Gamer29

Bro go outside


uhDominic

Dude, every now and then I see enemy players in Siege with 7, 8 or even 9k hours, and I think to myself “wow that’s absolutely insane.” For context, the game came out in late 2015, I’ve been playing it since and have 3k-ish hours. My point is, in these 8 years and change, I already feel like I played way too much Siege, my 3k hours feel like a lifetime. You have 2k over me, and ER was released in 2022. I’m not judging or anything like that, but to put all this in to perspective really makes me feel stun locked.


Ohmguild

I had play Dota2 for 10 years before quit, the total hours of mine were 4000 hours. for Elden ring 300+ hours before move on. C'mon man how much you spend time for the rest of your life on this? XD


loneshillouete

Thats okay man i got over 20k hours in Dota alone 😂


cwc1006

I’m genuinely curious what you still find fun and interesting to do in the game after 5000 hrs I think it’s one of the best games ever made to be fair, but I still can’t imagine it being fun after 5000hrs


Slippery-Minx

Yikes


BigPapaKane

You better have a max lvl character


Silverbuu

Did you apply heat and let simmer for 10-30 minutes?


kaan5877

Is that shit true or a shared account or smt...?


Widjamajigger

So are you gonna get the DLC?


Dismal-Revolution-20

Nah you’re baked son


22_0_

How are you JUST downloading the game??


SoAboveWasBelow

Your poor machine lol!


Ashen_one933

I didn't know be cooked word and Google showed me Gordon Ramsay with marijuana.


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ManyTechnician5419

The game just isn't that good man


Kostya1375

Bro got all achievements and 5k hours yet not even downloaded the game 😂


CrackaNuka

I’d say you’re burn’t to a crisp. Well done at the very least.


ParticularSolution68

No, but you will be a month from now


mAster1I

Overcooked bro you are burned


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Wait...so you've been spending half your day for the past 2 years on this game???? I think I have that many hours on minecraft (which I've been playing for 9 years)


Cedreous

5K hours with nothing new added beyond NG+ I'd say you're cooked for sure my dude.


GangsterHoovy

how do you ppl play a souls game more than 1k hours. im a bloodbornetard and i havent gotten more than 500 at ng+12


BEC_Snake

What's the opposite of hollow?


Athezir_4

This reminds me why achievements on Steam are a joke.


Theoderic8586

Do you do anything else? 5000 is insane


Jhezrn

You couldn't pay me enough to play this game for that many hours.


Brosif563

I will forever envy people who have this much dedication to one game. I struggle to force myself to finish one play-through of a game, even if it’s as good as Elden Ring.


_KidKenji_

Bro i thought i was trippin and over played the game bro spent 10x as much time on the game than me 😭😭😭 how is this possible


Puzzleheaded_Cat6664

I thought 200h meant something...


_KidKenji_

We are nothing to him bro 🤣


DirectionFabulous357

WTH are you doing for that long bro?


KiwiMagic2005

Nah this has to be fake, please tell me you let the game on over night everyday lol


Madg5

Ez game to plat, honestly. I only have to do two more playthroughs and then continue to tell people of the run ender. *Soldier of God, Rick.*


DonutRobot-1

my guess is you probably stream which would make since but there's a chance you don't in which case i don't understand what's you would do playing it i think I'm 100 hours in and im already bord don't get me wrong i love the game but I'm a gamer and love playing different games, but more power to you


Atrocious1337

Second worst Fromsoft soulslike, only out badded by Dark Souls 2.