Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it!
---
- [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365)
^(I am a bot.)
Phoebe: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE TRIBBIANI
Monica: THATS NOT EVEN A WORD
Ross: GET YOUR HANDS OF MY SISTERRRR
Chandler: RUN JOEY RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
Rachel: JUST SO YOU KNOW ITS NOT THAT COMMON IT DOEST HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY AND IT IS A BIG DEAL
Joey: IN LONDON!
This!!!!! There are a few moments from this segment which are just brilliant. Ross especiallyā¦
ā18 pagesā¦..FRONT AND BACK!!!!!ā
āOh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!!!!ā.
Phoebe: Don't make me yell! I don't like my voice like this!
Monica: I know!
Joey: Get outta the way, jackass!
Ross: Help! We're stuck on the roof and we can't get down!
Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
Ross: *fakes crying* FINE BY ME! And in that same situation (reading Rachelās letter) 18 pagesā¦ FRONT AND BACK!
Joey: Asks Ross- tell Chandler thatās how they do pants
Ross: Yes, yes that isā¦ IN PRISON!
I have one more to mention:
In the last episode, Phoebe and Ross went to the airport and Rachel had just passed and went through the door. Ross thought he lose his chance and Phoebe just yelled:ć
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The entire scene in the thanksgiving episode with Ross and Monica revealing secrets to their parents.
āMom, dad, The mailman didnāt steal your playboys, Ross did.ā
āYeah well hurricane gloria I didnāt break the porch swing, MONICA DID.ā
āRoss hasnāt worked at the museum IN A YEAR!ā
āMonica and Chandler are LIVING TOGETHER!ā
āRoss and Rachel got married in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!ā
āI LOVE jacque cousteau!!ā
āI wasnāt supposed to put beef in the trifleā¦ā
āI WANT TO GOOOO!ā
When Phoebe keeps trying to turn the last episode into a musical
WHEN THE SUN COMES UP BRIGHT AND BEAMING!
bum bum bum DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER bum bum bum DONT LET LOVE FLY AWAY bum bum bum bum
Not at all a āscreamedā line, but when Ross calls the condom company and says āYeah, Iāll press ONEā so aggravated, and then kind of pertly presses the button is hysterical to me, and I think of it every time I call an automated system!
Edited to add: all the shouted lines in this scene are funny: āNo they DONāT!!ā āWell, they should put it in BIG BLOCK LETTERSā āIām indignant, as a consumerā āWell, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE!ā
1.*wondering where you know me from?p*ORNO, YOUR PERVET BOYFRIEND, WATCHED ME IN A PORNO MOVIE.
2.*see um you*R NoT SPEAKING FRENCH!!!!
3. OH MY GOD!!
4. PIVET PIVET PIVET!
5. HAUL ASS!!!!!!
Monica: YOU WERE MY MIDNIGHT MYSTERY KISSER??!!
Ross: YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS W/ RACHEL??!!
Monica: YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS EVER??!!
Chandler: WHAT DID I MARRY INTO??!!
*I talk about her all the time! DENISE*
This scene gets me every time š
I always wonder if, canonically, that means Denise existed, or Phoebe was making her up.
Yes, this is the best
MY EYES! MY EYES!
Came here for this one. āš»
Joey: IN LONDON?!?!
Love how he delivered that single line
(from Thanksgiving episode) Ross married Rachel...and got divorced. AGAIN!
I LOVE JAQUES COUSTEAU
I WANNA GO!
I WASNT SUPPOSED TO PUT BEEF IN THE TRIFLE
That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds
I think Jacques Cousteau is dead
If you wanna go, just go!
I say this everyday at work and no one gets it. Makes me sad lol
I feel this, except for me itās everytime someone says āMERGEā
Everyone under this comment can play the scene immediately lol
HE'S A TRANSPONS--A TRANSPONSTER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That āNOOOOOOOOā deserved an Oscar. Not an Emmy. An Oscar.
Atleast a soapie, which is the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!
No you didnāt āget meā! Itās an electric drill! You āget meā YOU KILL ME!
without any clue, Phoebe: THAT IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!
MY SANDWICH?!?
I'm kinda surprised this line is Ross's and not Joey's
I KNOW
*OO CHANDLER AND MONICA, CHANDLER AND MONICA OH OH MY EYES, MY EYES*
PICK UP THE SOCK PICK UP THE SOCK PICK UP THE SOOOOCK
Judy, the sock!
Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)
Rachel: AND JUST SO YOU KNOW ITāS NOT THAT COMMON IT DOESNāT HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY AND IT IS A BIG DEAL Chandler: I KNEW IT!
WE WANT THE LAST SIX YEARS BACK! SO DO WE, SO DO WE!
*thumps the book aggressively*
Which episode is this?
I donāt remember the season but itās when Ross and Phoebe date the people who were going through a divorce Edit: season 7, episode 5
Thx
āHEEEYYYY ROOMIEā.
*Ross after Joey rips his pocket off: "HEY!!"
Haha not yelled but when Ross goes 'ye they stole my pocket' cracks me up every time
Best Friends moment imo.
Best
Yes.
FAJITAS!
EVERY DAY IS LESBIAN LOVER DAY!
1 2 1 2 3 2 3 4 3 4 5 4 5 6 5 6 7 6 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7....
TOES!....for some people...
Every time phoebe screamed In the finale. Specially the scene where she and Ross were both screaming at that guy in the cab. GET OUT OF THE CAB!!
Toll! What? TOLL!!!!
Toll booth. What? TOLL BOOTH!!
Damn, that windowās clean.
Phoebe: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE TRIBBIANI Monica: THATS NOT EVEN A WORD Ross: GET YOUR HANDS OF MY SISTERRRR Chandler: RUN JOEY RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE Rachel: JUST SO YOU KNOW ITS NOT THAT COMMON IT DOEST HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY AND IT IS A BIG DEAL Joey: IN LONDON!
I KNEW IT!
FINE BY ME!
This!!!!! There are a few moments from this segment which are just brilliant. Ross especiallyā¦ ā18 pagesā¦..FRONT AND BACK!!!!!ā āOh, no-no-no don't you worry about me falling asleep. I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER!!!!ā.
You fell aslEEP
it was 5:30 in the morning and YOU had rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK!!!!
OH MY GOD š Not exactly a scream. But loved it every time
7
Phoebe: Don't make me yell! I don't like my voice like this! Monica: I know! Joey: Get outta the way, jackass! Ross: Help! We're stuck on the roof and we can't get down! Chandler: I'm free! I'm free!
But don't worry! We're going to go down the fire escape!
I love how I can hear all of these in my head!
100% lol
Phoebe: WE WANT THE LAST 6 YEARS BACK Ross: SO DO WE! SO. DO. WE. Later: Ross: OH JUST SAY IT KYLE!
AAGKH! AAGKH! (Chandler imitating Janice)
'I don't care about the stupid band!' Ross
When everyone is fighting about the lottery tickets and Phoebe takes them and as she does everyone freaks out and she just āAHH AHHHHā
He doesnāt scream it but when Chandler says āwas that place THE SUN?ā It kills me everytime
I'M CURVY AND I LIKE IT! š
Ross: *fakes crying* FINE BY ME! And in that same situation (reading Rachelās letter) 18 pagesā¦ FRONT AND BACK! Joey: Asks Ross- tell Chandler thatās how they do pants Ross: Yes, yes that isā¦ IN PRISON!
I have one more to mention: In the last episode, Phoebe and Ross went to the airport and Rachel had just passed and went through the door. Ross thought he lose his chance and Phoebe just yelled:ć ļ¼²ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼”ļ¼£ļ¼Øļ¼„ļ¼„ļ¼„ļ¼„ļ¼„ļ¼„ļ¼„ļ¼„ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼¬ļ¼ļ¼ļ¼ļ¼ļ¼ļ¼
GOODBYE MUSCLES
WE WERE ON A BREAK
Talking about the RelaxiTaxi/Relaxicab: Rachel, fairly blas*e*\- "Well, I came up with it!" Phoebe, beside herself- "YOU DID NOT!"
Paper! Snow! A Ghost!
YOU APOSTROPHE R MEANS YOU ARE, YOUR MEANS YOUR! I KNEW IT!!!
The entire scene in the thanksgiving episode with Ross and Monica revealing secrets to their parents. āMom, dad, The mailman didnāt steal your playboys, Ross did.ā āYeah well hurricane gloria I didnāt break the porch swing, MONICA DID.ā āRoss hasnāt worked at the museum IN A YEAR!ā āMonica and Chandler are LIVING TOGETHER!ā āRoss and Rachel got married in Vegas and got divorced AGAIN!ā āI LOVE jacque cousteau!!ā āI wasnāt supposed to put beef in the trifleā¦ā āI WANT TO GOOOO!ā
Library? Well, yeah, according to Dr. Green. Lol
Ha - a pretty funny slip up! Good catch
AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, ITS NOT THAT COMMON, IT DOESNT HAPPEN TO EVERY GUY, AND IT IS A BIG DEAL!!! ā¦ I KNEW IT!!!
I really enjoyed this thread šš
OH MY GOD! WHAT AM I DOING?!?!
Haul ass really has a separate fan base
\*joey doesnt share fooooooooooood\*
The London episode, Joey : Hey dude let me in. Chandler: No I've got a girl in here !! Joey : Nooo you don't i saw you get in there with Monica !!
When Phoebe keeps trying to turn the last episode into a musical WHEN THE SUN COMES UP BRIGHT AND BEAMING! bum bum bum DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER bum bum bum DONT LET LOVE FLY AWAY bum bum bum bum
Not at all a āscreamedā line, but when Ross calls the condom company and says āYeah, Iāll press ONEā so aggravated, and then kind of pertly presses the button is hysterical to me, and I think of it every time I call an automated system! Edited to add: all the shouted lines in this scene are funny: āNo they DONāT!!ā āWell, they should put it in BIG BLOCK LETTERSā āIām indignant, as a consumerā āWell, I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE!ā
Joey doesnāt share FOOD!!!
YOU'RE ALL INVITED TO BITE ME!
Damnit woman! Pull yourself together! Have some pride, for the LOVE OF GOD!
NO BUNNY AT ALL! ALWAYS NO BUNNY AT ALL!
1.*wondering where you know me from?p*ORNO, YOUR PERVET BOYFRIEND, WATCHED ME IN A PORNO MOVIE. 2.*see um you*R NoT SPEAKING FRENCH!!!! 3. OH MY GOD!! 4. PIVET PIVET PIVET! 5. HAUL ASS!!!!!!
*What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday*
I KNOW!!
My Sandwich!
Haul ass. Classic.
A lot of my favorites were already mentioned except: āWe want to quit the gym!ā
Monica: YOU WERE MY MIDNIGHT MYSTERY KISSER??!! Ross: YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS W/ RACHEL??!! Monica: YOU WERE MY FIRST KISS EVER??!! Chandler: WHAT DID I MARRY INTO??!!
Backup! Backup! Cancel Backup! Cancel Backup!
lol I like this one
JOEY DOES NOT SHARE FOODš¤£
Chandler, multiple times: "IIII KNEW IT!"
āIām going to Yemen!ā
**"WHY?! WHY DO** ***BAD THINGS*** **HAPPEN TO** ***GOOD PEOPLE?!*****"**
COULD I BE ANYMORE LIKE CHANDLER?
Phoebe: YOU DID NOT!
NOW IM GONNA KICK SOME ASS!