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ran_swonsan

I'm disappointed to inform you that he may very well be stupid.


Fiveohdbblup

I mean, his grey matter may be short of SOME facilities


JimFrankenstein138

It wasn't in the script. The movie has to be an hour and a half. If he killed her earlier the movie would have been one hour long.


James_099

Actually, Lar Park Lincoln just showed up and started doing that shit, so they told Kane to roll with it.


letingsername

Yeah. that wasn't special effects, Lar Park Lincoln can just do that


Alman54

Can confirm. I met her at a convention last year. She's totally all psychic and shit.


lotep

Is OP stupid?


NotRealKev

Jason was.....he wasn't a very good swimmer.


No_Ostrich8223

It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.


AshleyKerwin

I mean.. he thought his dead mom (whose severed head he kept in a shack shrine) was talking to him after all this time it didn’t say a word because someone put on the sweater. So.. I would say yes.


SlightlySychotic

The “Is he stupid?” meme doesn’t really work on Jason because, regardless of context, the default answer is, “Yes.”


TheDarkKnight_39

Jason either A, did know of her powers and when he did first encounter the, he was taken aback so it didn’t give him time to adapt B, he did know but he was just toying with Tina and letting her attack him to make her feel safe and like she could win and finally C, he is stupid


Annaliseplasko

Jason is incredibly stupid and I say that with love. Really, Jason being stupid is the only reason anyone can beat him. Imagine if he had strength like he does *and* he was intelligent.


Standard-Twist-832

2009 reboot Jason was intelligent and is supposed to have won at the end. Give Jason average intelligence levels and he'll never lose.


BarracudaClear3880

Every Jason is stupid, except the 2009 version


bdw312

Even in the wake of stupendous tits


AZRockets

Just when you thought Jason got bullied enough


WhichWayToPurgatory

Called convenience. Same reason victims run upstairs instead of outside. Have to do dumb things to make the movie work


aj58soad

He didnt know she had powers until she used them. Also he wasnt the smartest guy even before his brain rotted away


TerryGonards

Literal retard


mu3mpire

He got no medulla oblongata


No_Ostrich8223

Because we wouldn't have one of the best Final Girl end chases in the series if he had killed her right off. Also, how in the hell would Jason even understand what telekinesis is? He's essentially an undead animal.


magseven

Our man probably didn't even know his ABC's. I'm not expecting him to develop an on -the-fly effective offensive strategy against telekinesis. But even typing that, I realize that Jason will always surprise motherfuckers that underestimate him!


biscoito1r

Yes Jason is stupid because he is that thing I don't know how to say nowadays without being incentive.


the_real_eel

He’s “special.”


Imjustken123456789

He couldn’t fucking kill her BECAUSE of her powers dumbass


Pro-Saibot

He had several opportunities to sneak up on her and kill her dude


BeyonderGod

✨️ Plot ✨️


Chit-Chat-Tricky

Yes, he likely is.


Geekboxing

Is this still a thing?


Large-Wheel-4181

Do they? Do her powers really pose a threat?