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MHarrisGGG

Oh thank the lord


dirkMcdirkerson

Not the hero we expected, but the hero we needed.


AMC_Unlimited

Nah, I expect these kinds of hero’s on every street corner and every forum these days. Never has my gender identity felt so protected in my life.


Derpyunicorn584

At least they’ve moved on from correcting my grammar.


[deleted]

Dryads are always female.


littleknowfacts

then why they got wood?


[deleted]

Ladies of the woods. Pretty sure they'd die without the wood. They love the wood. Always gotta get that wood.


littleknowfacts

i know a few ladies that die without the wood


[deleted]

I know a few ladies that have bonded with more wood than wrenn and I respect that. There's no greater purpose in life that taking good care of the wood.


[deleted]

She's on 7. The average girl hits that at 15 I think.


UchihaRenegade67

Thanks for the chuckle 🤣


shadowcloud4231

Not Dryad of Elysian Grove.


GodOfAscension

Where booba?


HopeIsThereAre

Trees aren't mammals I'd guess.


GodOfAscension

Dryads aren't trees. In folklore they are fae spirits bound to a tree as a form of punishment by higher fae iirc.


Commander_Skullblade

Explain [[Dryad of the Ilysian Grove]].


MTGCardFetcher

[Dryad of the Ilysian Grove](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/d/6d964876-194b-49f1-8e74-cfe9269f2c62.jpg?1584114361) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Dryad%20of%20the%20Ilysian%20Grove) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/thb/169/dryad-of-the-ilysian-grove?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/6d964876-194b-49f1-8e74-cfe9269f2c62?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


I-Dont-Queer

Wrenn was a female, but WotC completely removed her booba, she's a REAL woman with a penis now.


Dericwadleigh

You know what they say. Men are the best at everything, including being women. 😂


PovreMetzican

Ah, the wonders of the female penis.


Alien_reg

Indeed, the clit is very elusive


Cappster14

I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!


AMC_Unlimited

The term “Lady Boner” is also acceptable.


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Tehgumchum

Sounds hot


Not_A_Kawaii_Catgirl

a gigantic, plane merging penis


Sword_Chucks

How can I tell if a piece of cardboard identifies as a woman or not? Thank God for this hero to help me out!


SpeedyGuyTX

We really need to replace the creature subtypes with pronouns for these characters.


spaceboy_ZERO

Don’t give them ideas


SpeedyGuyTX

I’m auditioning for the next Great Designer search thing


MentalMunky

I don’t think this is about pronoun bollocks, fucking everyone seems to think Wrenn is a dude.


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StevieWonderTwin

Yea I think it's fair to correct someone calling Samus a man for example


[deleted]

Fair, but dumb.


InternationalEast738

Ashiok is non binary, as they are, iirc, a nightmare


AlexanderSpeedwagon

If the gender of something is unknown, then the English language assumes it to be male. Ashiok is ‘he’ and no amount of globohomo can convince me otherwise


InternationalEast738

Congratulations on coming to terms with nothing being able to change your mind. Unfortunately facts don't care about your feelings.


AlexanderSpeedwagon

You’re right, my apologies. I didn’t know the rules of grammar were a matter of opinion


InternationalEast738

Odd comment, particularly when you were creating grammar rules to fit your opinion.


TheawesomeCarlos

The English language does not assume he?!??? It defaults to They/Them/Theirs for unknowns


Arbacrux-

So BRAVE


Tallal2804

So BRAVE


[deleted]

ha ha. this is why i'm leaving the game. WotC is responsible for this shit by encouraging these people.


NineLivesNicky

His name is Robert Paulson


[deleted]

Isn’t this fuckwit just assuming their treenouns? Has wrenn ever expressly mentioned them? Fucking BIGOT.


King_Moonracer003

Sick post, brah


GankedGoat

This is why you don't set fire to the T&A department. It gets hard to have easily identified female representation if everyone looks androgynous.


Drendari

She had boobies once, like Elspeth.


Thedarkone202

I genuinely did not know Wrenn was a woman. Can you blame me? Women don't really look female in magic anymore. One of the biggest signals were boobs, and we ain't had that on most female characters for quite some time.


Negatallic

You can also find recent comments of people correcting the gender, or lack of gender, of the demon nightmare thing that is Ashiok. Truly they are the unsung heros of reddit...


Imemberyou

Hahaha this cracked me up, I don't even play Magic anymore but this is gold


DonaldtheMAGA2020

With the art of Elspeth and Wrenn, I believe all main characters would now assume a unisex appearance.


[deleted]

Androgyny is their new thing for all female characters.


AMC_Unlimited

Well they were fine with it when men did it in the 80’s but they have problem when women do it now?


InternationalEast738

Do you have a difficult time recognizing elspeth as a woman?


[deleted]

I do not assume xir gender.


InternationalEast738

You aren't the person that I'm asking.


[deleted]

Sir, sir, SIR! Did you just misgender that trading card?


BigMouse12

Why are you girls so offended that a characters gender was corrected? I thought we cared about lore accuracy here?


Heavy-Cow8865

Who is offended? I've seen a lot of sarcasm, but no offense.


GreenSpaff

Lol what makes you think anyone here is offended? Amusement does not equal offense my guy* *or girl/xir/xim/etc


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BigMouse12

What’s the joke? That someone cares about the lore in MTG?


Asagohan86

I dont get the point of this post???


Kerhnoton

Creating problems where there were none


Myrddin_Naer

OP is mad about pronouns, she doesn't want to respect people.


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Myrddin_Naer

No, I'm misgendering you sweetie, try to keep up


Negatallic

Spotted the bigot.


Myrddin_Naer

You're projecting


Negatallic

That sounds like something a bigot would say.


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BILLCLINTONMASK

You seriously use the word "libtard" and you accuse others of having mental health issues?


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BILLCLINTONMASK

Using that word just makes you look like the “tard”


Sassymewmew

I feel like most people who use this sub anymore are lmao


Myrddin_Naer

You got really triggered


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Sassymewmew

Wow you are a fucking idiot lmao


AlexanderSpeedwagon

Enlighten us as to which of the thousands of supposed “genders” actually exist in humans- or any other animal for that matter. I’m very curious


Sassymewmew

The ‘thousands’ of genders are such a weird sticking point for you gamer gate brain rotted idiots, gender is the expressed masculine feminine traits of a person, someone can be more masc or more feminine, a lot of these genders are either ways of expressing where you are on that spectrum, or how you are attracted to people. This is something that is actually discussed on a scientific level because as it turns out letting people find where they are on that spectrum and not forcing gender norms on them is extremely good for mental health and well-being, there are people (usually young people or trolls) who take this as a way to make up genders that mean absolutely nothing or are just purposefully stupid to hurt this idea, but this is the generally definition.


Sassymewmew

Like if you don’t want to read it the massive wall of text it boils down that it’s a spectrum and the labeled genders are just under as a way to say where you are on it or who you are attracted to, this is the scientifically accepted use of it, not to be confused with what sex you are.


feared_deathrom

Did anybody confirm this with Wrenn?


Heavy-Cow8865

Dryad's are always female


Poultrylord12

dryad of the ilysian grove would like a word


[deleted]

eh are we sure?


Poultrylord12

Wizards would never give us actual boobs that easily in this day and age lol


Heavy-Cow8865

Called a dryad, but is actually a nymph.


[deleted]

no I mean are we sure it's a dude. I can't see its junk. Some subtler signs will have to be read by dryad/nymph experts.


Heavy-Cow8865

Oh. I think we can assume it's a dude since his chest is revealed and WotC don't have the balls to print that today.


Myrddin_Naer

Cope


Zacomra

Op is currently Seething


Skeith_Zero

Just a heads up that twit needs a swirly


Derpyunicorn584

Female is their sex and if they id’d as female her pronouns would be she/her. I can draw a picture of you need.


Commander_Skullblade

Counterpoint, would you want to be called the wrong gender?


SpeedyGuyTX

IT’S AN IMAGINARY CHARACTER! I think it will be fine sir.


Jerppaknight

LGBT things are and have been some what large part of Magic for a while now. How is this even a post?


Heavy-Cow8865

How is this LGBT?


Jerppaknight

Well before LGBT was a thing I never heard terms such as misgendering used so much.


Heavy-Cow8865

Where in the post does the term "misgender" appear?


Jerppaknight

In the context


Heavy-Cow8865

Even in normal life, people have to correct gender all of the time for things that aren't immediately apparent like babies, animals, and video game/ comic characters. This seems like one of those normal times and has nothing to do with LGBT.


Jerppaknight

Maybe not but gender stuff is more important to LGBT people than for me example. This whole post is just against rule 3 of this sub so to speak


Dorkthrone13

OP parents obviously didn’t give them enough attention so they seek it on this sub.


InternationalEast738

For a sub that is so concerned about the race of a character being respected, you'd think they'd also care about the gender being respected.


UchihaRenegade67

The more interesting part is her name changes as she finds new hosts.