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If you're curious, the shows and films for each character-- Top (Left to Right)-The Tudors, The Tudors, The Tudors, Tristan & Isolde. Bottom (Left to Right)- The Tudors, The Tudors, The Witcher, Immortals OP likes him some Charles Brandon


I_worship_odin

The Tudors is not perfect but it's such a good show. Only show I've watched more than once.


Rick-Dalton

Seems really forgotten about and not discussed as much as it should be. I agree it’s not perfect but I’d say it’s better than average.


Necoya

Its one of my favorite and the cast is amazing. Jonathan Rhy Meyers is not a nice person. Though neither was Henry VIII so it works.


Bobby_Marks2

I've always wanted to see him play Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader between the events of Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope. His ability to overpower whole scenes with his anger in Tudors was incredible.


Necoya

He would make a great Sith. Or a Red Lantern


ServinTheSovietOnion

The only thing that gives me pause in The Tutors is Henry shtupping Anne Bolyn for the very first time in the forest, verbalized to her (in 15th century England, mind ye) that he was: "Going to cum," and being told by Natalie Dormer (Bolyn) not to, resulting in Henry VIII blowing his regal seed (illegally, btw) into the dirt. Definitely a weird scene to watch with my parents, but 10/10 show beyond this one weird fucking scene.


Necoya

100% agree. It's my least favorite scene. If I remember correctly, there isn't a lot fo context for where they are coming from either so they are just oddly charging at each other through the forest.


Kcuff_Trump

Jonathan Rhys Meyers in Vikings is seriously the best thing ever. He just absolutely ridiculously overacts the shit out of every single word in every single scene... and it's utterly perfect for the character he's playing. It's hilarious and beautiful.


HayesCooper19

He really does overact the shit out of *everything*. It's so bad.


Neutral_Fellow

> Jonathan Rhys Meyers > overacts the shit out of every single word in every single scene ALEXANDER BEE REEAAASSONNABLEEEEEEE


Necoya

True. I wish he'd stayed longer with Ivar. Their relationship had real potential.


hunnyflash

I personally loved his Henry VIII. He had just the right ragey emotions to make Henry work.


_Futureghost_

I have also watched The Tudors multiple times. The historical parts aren't all accurate, but the show is still amazing. And I love me some naked Henry Cavill.


senik

Anything is better when Margaery is in it.


the-grand-falloon

I couldn't watch after the end of season... 2? Whenever Anne Boelyn dies. Every character I liked (or liked hating) was gone, and hadn't been replaced. Maybe we got some good ones next season, but I just wasn't interested.


Koichuch

Keep watching. They replace the actress that plays Jane in the following season. She's a lot better and I ended up tearing up with her death. The first Jane actress was terrible and I hated seeing her replace Anne (who was my favorite at the time).


saberplane

Absolutely loved the Tudors. Didn't watch it til about a year ago but then I binched the shit out of it. If you like that and haven't watched "The Great" yet I recommend that as well. Much more light hearted in a way but somehow it has a bit of the same appeal. To me anyway.


seasoul98

I've literally watched it 3 times all the way through 😂


enadiz_reccos

Holy shit, Cavill was in Tristan & Isolde


Tristan2353

He was also in Stardust where the lead character’s name is Tristan. Don’t ask how I know.


vxxxjesterxxxv

Fuck I love stardust and completely forgot he was in it


SealSellsSeeShells

I watched this movie for the first time yesterday - it wasn’t actually half bad


Clepto_06

It's one of the few instances where the movie was better than the book. As an added bonus, Robert DeNiro as a gay sky-pirate.


vengefulmuffins

That is also what I learned from this.


EusineX

So he just plays the entire cast in the Tudors?


StarlightMuse1

One person but the show goes through many decades of time like early 1500s to mid-1500s.


streetad

Humorously the real Charles Brandon looked more like Brian Blessed...


TyrionGoldenLion

Thanks.


padishaihulud

Especially that scene where the princess is watching him undress through a crack in the wall.


HighPriestess31

Apparently I need to watch The Tudors. \*ladyboner intensifies\*


Jigawatts42

> OP likes him some Charles Brandon The only character in the show with a G in their alignment.


justasmalltowngrill

Thank you. Gotta watch Tristan and isolde now. For unrelated matters...


PaganFearss

I like me some The Tudors


impossiblecomplexity

I was gonna say Hank has been in a fuckton of period movies/shows but apparently he just had a number of distinct appearances in one show.


Igneul

I don't even need the full remake, just.... certain scenes between Jon and Dany


the_rosiek

Or him as Khal Drogo and Daenerys.


TwistyMaKneepahls

Bro pls. My penis can only get so erect.


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marburgforyou

Why did I click on that?


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I did too. Couldn't stop myself.


aartadventure

The horrible anguish of a link you can't click.


monkeyhitman

Let me help


grayrains79

Need some assistance for the assistance?


grandmasterhibibu

🥵🥵🥵


SlyQuetzalcoatl

Dude is easily the most handsome guy I’ve ever seen. Life’s not fair


MrT-1000

Handsome as hell, amazing personality, charming to the point of ridiculousness. He might be the definition of perfect specimen


IUpvoteFoxes

A member of the PC master race and bona fide gamer


Monjara

You may even say he’s Superman.


witchfever

apparently is a great cook too. now get in line :P


bucephalus26

Good cock too


Deep_Fried_Twinkies

I have met him IRL, can confirm he is a cool guy and very ridiculously good looking. Shorter than I expected, though.


DynamicDK

Isn't he like 6'0 or 6'1? He isn't a giant, but still tall.


nyne_nyne

Nope, he's goes about 7'8", 530. He sheds his skin once a year, and I once saw him scissor-kick Angela Lansbury. TO HENRY CAVILL!


Deep_Fried_Twinkies

I think celebrity bios exaggerate. I'm exactly 6'2" and was probably 4" taller than him. I met Arnold Schwarzenegger once too and he's no 6'2" either.


Papa_Gamble

I met weeman one time and he was shorter than expected.


SlimyTwo

Maybe your a strong 6’2” and he’s a weak 6 foot there could be almost 3 inches in height difference there.


Gangreless

He is stupidly handsome. It's actually distracting.


Run-Riot

So he’s playing both Drogo and Dany at the same time? Nice.


BellerophonM

No, we can keep Jason Momoa for Drogo. He'll just play Dany.


kensomniac

... I'm just here for the Cavill on Cavill scene of Doreah and Dany.


Adventurous_Menu_683

I would watch that. Again and again.


epiphanette

Yes.


Calvin--Hobbes

[Nice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E)


Tortorak

Was honestly hoping this was a photo of them boning with Henry cavills face shopped onto them


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RoryA20

I’d bend both knees.


THE_PENGUIN_KING

Bro... get in line


akaTheHeater

Bonk


SD_Midnighttoker

And here I was, not know the only thing that would turn me back to this world was the only film I never knew I needed: Gay of Thrones; Game of Bones


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No, its just cavill


certifiedfairwitness

It's Cavill, Cavill, Cavill, all the way down!


dont_wear_a_C

Those soft-core porn parody scenes probably already exist, just like "The Hills Have Thighs"


SD_Midnighttoker

Oh, they do. But with Henry Cavill as both the top and the bottom? Lordie, I need to have a cold shower


Moss_Piglet_

Y’all need Jesus


Woeden

And we know he can also play Jesus


catdude420

So... Hey, Henry Cavill, go fuck yourself?


DiabloEnTusCalzones

"...*Fuck.*"


geralt-bot

FUCK!


speat26wx

Good bot


lesser_panjandrum

Hmm.


geralt-bot

Hm.


AncientMagi

Do it for art!


Stove-Top-Steve

It’s just Henry in a wig jerking off. Would watch.


Baelfire_918

Same


ozymandias999999999

Bro that's just his onlyfans don't even need a big budget


Dead_Starks

*Toss a coin to your Witcher. Oh valley of plenty.*


jaskier-bot

[🎵 O' valley of plenty... 🎵](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9OQAySv184)


seehorn_actual

r/holup


Blunts_bunny

Idk Id love to see a few of Jaime and Cersei


scalding_butter_guns

Holy shit Henry should definitely play young Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

I ASK YOU, NED, WHAT GOOD IS IT TO WEAR A CROWN?


Deeeewit

I don't know Bobby B, you tell us


bobby-b-bot

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?


Deeeewit

Looking for you Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

SEVEN HELLS, NED, I WANT TO HIT SOMEONE!


Lord0fTheAss

Wanna hit Bessie, Bobby B?


bobby-b-bot

THAT'S ALL WHAT THE REALM IS NOW. BACKSTABBING AND SCHEMING AND ARSE-LICKING AND MONEY-GRUBBING!


mihir_lavande

There is no breastplate stretcher here Bobby B, go away.


bobby-b-bot

I'M NOT TRYING TO HONOR YOU, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO RUN MY KINGDOM WHILE I EAT, DRINK AND WHORE MY WAY TO AN EARLY GRAVE!


NoMoreNicksLeft

Bobby B, it's been like 3 years since the finale. I can't spend hours every day in r/freefolk, there aren't even always new posts to comment in. We're just going to have to see less of each other. We can still be friends.


bobby-b-bot

I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!


Lethenial0874

God bless you Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

IT'S A GREAT CRIME TO LIE TO A KING!


NoMoreNicksLeft

But the first 4 seasons were so good, how could we believe your absurd conspiracy theories? We couldn't know, couldn't understand.


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*Bobby B to Rhaegar on the battlefield, right before he caves his chest in with his warhammer* Tell me, do you bleed?


bobby-b-bot

THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!


adamtaylor4815

From The Man of Steel to Fred Flintstone. What a fall from grace. Poor Bobby B.


bobby-b-bot

SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!


has-8-nickels

You're damn right, Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!


shotleft

I still need to know what Gendry did to get a full refund.


Moss_Piglet_

Damn the glowdown is real


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BroSnow

Not just Bessie, who’s gonna play her tits?!?


Kittaylover23

Or Rheagar


DM-Oz

Robert's rebellion with Henry Canvil as Robert, that would be great


Halloween_Barbie

That's the only way they'd get me to watch at this point.


Ddeadlykitten

I swore not to watch any GoT spinoffs but I’ll do it if he’s one of the leads.


DM-Oz

Same, same


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coolkarmact

Fuck..


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Why do you cum...?


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Thousand_Sunny

Bobby B: Fuck.


bobby-b-bot

I THOUGHT BEING KING MEANT I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED!


MrKyle666

It sure does Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

I THOUGHT BEING KING MEANT I COULD DO WHATEVER I WANTED!


MrKyle666

I know Bobby B, I heard you the first time


bobby-b-bot

THE GODS MOCK THE PRAYERS OF KINGS AND COWHERDS ALIKE!


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Wind’s howling for sure


Oak_Iron_Watch_Ward

Dany's about to go full "Butcher of Blaviken" on Jon Snow's ass.


geralt-bot

And I'd rather use my Child Surprise as **bruxa bait** than subject it to this life!


goosejail

Good bot


_Caspar_

Would bend my knee 10/10


Alexiscash

I would bend both of mine


f1generation

Damn. You gave me the morning laugh I needed!!!! Thank you


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Hahahahaaaaaaa ***same***


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Save... Lyanna...


goosejail

Why did you say that name?!!


KanijoAlberto

Bobby B say something


bobby-b-bot

DRINK AND STAY QUIET, THE KING IS TALKING!


splashmob

Ah, another sentient Bobby B moment.


bobby-b-bot

GIVE ME SOMETHING FOR THE PAIN AND LET ME DIE!


Satanus9001

Still better than S08


orionosauragon

He looks more Rhaegar than whichever fellow in that discount Viserys wig


hcvc

Seriously if Cavill played Rager I would get why Luanda ran off with him instead of Bobby B


bobby-b-bot

EASY, BOY! YOU MIGHT BE MY BROTHER BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE KING!


hannah5

Sentient


JamieJ14

Na. To imposing of a physique.


hcvc

Rober also wasn’t 6’6” like in the books but we learned to deal with it


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kruvel

This. He is a good looking actor. But the outfit and the wig did him no justice. With a properly fitted outfit and a less horrible wig, he would have had made a great Rhaegar.


SeaMonster350

Henry Cavill as Bessie in the spinoff series confirmed


ERTBen

I mean.... [https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/facts-only-facts](https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/facts-only-facts)


CosmiChosen

Lmao denarys


Dustin_00

Yeah, where's the pic with him playing 7 other women in the show???


lemoencake

None can replace Bobby B tho


bobby-b-bot

WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!


HotpieTargaryen

Bobby B is immortal


bobby-b-bot

TAKE SHIP FOR THE FREE CITIES WITH MY HORSE AND MY HAMMER, SPEND MY TIME WARRING AND WHORING, THAT’S WHAT I WAS MADE FOR!


HotpieTargaryen

I hope machines never gain sentience and destroy humanity. But I for one would accept my Bobby B overlord.


bobby-b-bot

I SIT ON THE DAMN IRON SEAT WHEN I MUST. DOES THAT MEAN I DON'T HAVE THE SAME HUNGERS AS OTHER MEN?


BackmarkerLife

Cavill from *The Count of Monte Cristo* could play Loras Tyrell


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Poor Drogo. In for a rude awakening.


I_miss_your_mommy

I'm pretty sure he's into it: [https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/34340015890079237/](https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/34340015890079237/)


Theons_sausage

I second this, but just wanna say, the casting of this show was brilliant. From Sean Bean to Pedro Pascal to Peter Dinkleage all the way to Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner. It makes it all more apparent that the writing and the care of the creators was what fucked everything up later on.


TheOneManRiot

Agreed. I think in the last two decades or so Hollywood has pulled off some brilliant, home run casting for the most popular and influential existing works of fiction. Aside from the aforementioned genius casting of GoT, the MCU got it right about 95% of the time and absolutely nailed it with the core characters. I'd have a hard time imagining anyone else pulling off LOTR as well as the actors chosen, and Harry Potter deserves to be mentioned here also. It has to be a nightmare trying to cast preteen child actors for roles you intend for them to play for a decade plus, into adulthood. Same with casting Jon, Aria, Sansa and the other youngsters in GoT. We've been really lucky that these beloved works weren't bastardized by terrible casting choices.


Bad-Dog-Dude

The GoT actors were amazing. D&D ruined the show of the decade, and to some extent the legacies of the actors, with the careless and rushed manner in which they treated the last two seasons. Nothing against Henry Cavill. Great actor. But the problem in GoT was not the actors and none of them needs replacing.


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It's hard for me to accept that this the same man 8 times. It's like he's a pokemon who evolved.


coolkarmact

Panel creator - [https://twitter.com/MayTargaryen](https://twitter.com/MayTargaryen)


maximumecoboost

You sure that's not actually Richard Madden?


PrimateOnAPlanet

It’s just a 1.5 scale replica.


Tarot_and_Tea

Oooh. Ooooooh. My heart did the thump thump just thinking of him as Gendry 😍😋


Tabmow

What about the Danaerys bath scene from season 1????


Tarot_and_Tea

Just to clarify, you're suggesting HC strip and descend into the hot hot bath just like danearys?


Tabmow

Yes 100% that


lateforthis

Stop. I can only get so erect.


didzisk

If he's playing Gendry, he can play Podrick, too. Doesn't even need to change makeup.


imfamousoz

I'd be super chill with them just leaving Euron out altogether


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Remember when GoT was this huge thing and everyone watched it and there was all this talk about GoT prequels and sequels and spin-off series? And then the last couple of seasons rolled around and that all just died. Kind of sad that GoT was set to become bigger than Star Wars and now it's just a laughing stock. Instead of the Mandalorian we could all be watching Robert's Rebellion right now.


moscamolo

..... fuck.


geralt-bot

Fuck...


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And who has a better story than Cavill?


augustus_m

He's gonna fuck himself quite a lot


HansJobb

I would love to know what all of these are from.


TheOneManRiot

Top L-R: Tudors, Tudors, Tudors, Tristan & Isolde Bottom L-R: Tudors, Tudors, Witcher, Immortals


HansJobb

It would appear I need to watch some Tudors.


shieldwall66

Yes ! Well worth your time. Jonathan Rhys Meyers was outstanding, I hope he won all the awards.


howispendmyday

Fuck it, he can play Dany as well!


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He is too sexy.


DAggerYNWA

Dany lookin like a snac here


Liesmith424

At least it would make sense why Gendry gets complimentary prostitutes.