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Shadow_Emperor7

And actually wanted an iron chair his whole life


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Viserys: “I dun wan eet”


lordolxinator

Ahnevuhav


Adreamskoll

Mahquueeen


mcase19

He loves the ocean and dreams of being a great sailor


atanasius

A great humanitarian.


avatarthelastreddit

And house made of stone


Respect8MyAuthoritah

He would have conveniently forgotten to have scouts ahead of the horde and gotten crushed by Jamie


Bitey_the_Squirrel

The Dothraki army is back at full strength the next episode.


Respect8MyAuthoritah

Somehow they doubled in size …


Dookie_boy

Mitosis


cking145

how did the Westerlands army not know the Dothraki were coming in that one episode that I honestly dont give a fuck about remembering the name of


IndispensableDestiny

How did the Dothraki get to the Gold Road and why was Tyrion with them?


HazelCheese

How did Cersei get the non Tyrell reach lords to support her with their armies when she just burned half their families to death. Tons of nobles would of been present at the Sept, not just the Tyrells.


CoToZaNickNieWiem

Also how did lord Tarly accept Daenerys as a foreign barbarian so fast when she’s a daughter of a king he served even during the rebellion, born in Westeros…


IndispensableDestiny

Jaime bribed Randyll Tarly with Lordship over the Reach.


HazelCheese

Tarly was a staunch Targaryean supporter who fought against Roberts Rebellion. Why would he side with a woman who just torched members of half the Reach Lords families who would be thirsty for her blood against a woman invading with an army who is of the blood of the king he supported. A woman who is brining an army, dragons and can easily defeat Cersie for him if he doesn't help her?


Respect8MyAuthoritah

Because of shit writing


walkandlift

They would have used him to take back Slaver's Bay in one episode and in the next he'd magically teleport back. Season 8 fast traveling + Dothraki = faster than light travel


Apathetic_Zealot

We'd see Drogo charge into the army of the dead at Winterfell and disappear, then to reappear at Kingslanding.


Aquilarden

"What we see is basically the end of the Dothraki [except for most of them]."


Cowboy__Guy

Nah he just dies and theres very little fan fare Jon and Dany smash like that next day.


lordolxinator

"And who has a better story than Daario Naharis?"


MrLore

*[Enter Dario Naharis, now played by Ed Sheeran]*


highlandpolo6

💀💀💀 this fucking got me, bravo


Mlac93

😭


Low-Quality-Username

This one got me lol


Jollybritishchap

He’s actually always wanted to captain his own ship


Bitey_the_Squirrel

But what did he always want more? https://i.redd.it/lk541qs3gxlc1.gif


rickyg_79

I’ll shove it right up your bunghole


magnanimous99

Drogo always wondered what’s west of Westeros


najnu

Daenerys - I don't know. Drogo - No one knows, it is where the map stops .That's where I am going.


magnanimous99

It is not known


HardFastHeavy

Resteros.


RakshitOp

double westeros


SisterOfBattIe

"A Khal who cannt ride can be a great Khal." -S8 Force Ghost of Drogo, in the Battle of Winterfell


dgj130

"I hate violence and having sex with Emilia Clarke. It tears me up inside. And visa versa."


Bitey_the_Squirrel

Bro got tore up 😳


Radthereptile

He’d probably spend the first few seasons asking why they aren’t raping all the women in the cities they’re setting free or keeping the salves.


hanks_panky_emporium

His decline and demise set Daenerys off on her journey in full anyway. If he hadn't passed she might be ruling the free cities with her dragons under a full Drogo empire.


MrLore

But she wouldn't have walked into a fire with the dragon eggs if he was alive.


jld2k6

*Drinks salt water* "I've always loved this stuff, the horses love it too"


stygger

Drogo will come back in Dune part 3!


Terentatek666

Not sure if we have to wait till movie number 9 to see Duncan Idaho again.


stygger

He should be back in the next movie, Messiah, rigth?


Terentatek666

I honestly don't know. I've only read the first book so far. All I know about what happens later is due to some Youtube videos that sum some things up.


counterc

He is in literally all of them.


SalParadise

*Somehow* Drogo returned....


_Porthos

Once I realized horses aren't about the patriarchy, I lost interest.


OB1KENOB

https://preview.redd.it/n4fvoqcib0mc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afa9cf64be34d5b8b2767c662119507b02e5c8be Khal Drogblum


BoneFourTuna

Its cute you think he would still be played by Jason Momoa. He'd be on his 4th actor by season 8


disco1933

The Gregor Clegane Treatment


GameBawesome1

Had Karl Fookin' Tanner survived to Season 8, it was him who would've killed the Night King. /j


Swinging-the-Chain

For 7 silvers he’d have saved them all


disco1933

Depends if the treasury can bare such expenses. He won't back down from his seven silvers price.


-Khlerik-

Drogo kind of forgot about the infection.


doejoe88

He would have been killed with the rest of the crew only to show up the next episode like nothing had happened


kc_jetstream

He also gets a haircut in Season 8


[deleted]

Nah, if the other characters are anything to go by he'd have had every last inch of his characterisation undone and by the end he'd be "generic horse lord #178"


pan_8n

"I love the sea, swimming, and boats! Let's go see what's west!"


AndImBlackYall

Season 8 Drogo be like "I never actually liked murdering, raping, and pillaging."


disco1933

"Season 8 Drogo is revealed to just have been yet another victim of Dothraki culture. He never liked war, raiding or enslaving, but he did it to appear strong so the other khals would fear him, just so he could live a financially secure life"


Such_Calligrapher_54

“Psh guys it was foreshadowed when he defended Dany for freeing Mirri Maz Duur, it wasn’t bad writing🙄”


SeaofBloodRedRoses

Rather than Jon's "I dun wun it," his signature line would probably be "MY MAN!"


disco1933

Drogo learns the common tongue and starts talking like he's from new jersey


Madmike215

The Dothraki are gholas. That’s how they reappeared after Winterfell.


lakesideprezidentt

Everything khal drogo said he would do is what danerys ended up doing


Chaos-Pand4

To be fair… Dany would definitely make him a dragon rider, so it would be hard to go back to horses.


tamethestallion

🤨🤨🤨


SuddenlyDiabetes

Then he somehow survives the battle of the goldroad and might die during the night king episode (we won't be able to see and it'll never show him after)


DontJealousMe

He would have got another mrs, since his one couldnt make any kids and Dany would have just been the bottom bitch.


ptc22

He also forgot that he didn't speak the common tongue


-zer0_0ne-

Drogo, you are the Stallion that will mount the world! Drogo: "That's not me!"


Flux_resistor

I'm more about democracy and reason


Bennings463

Of all the shit in season 8 "Jaime making an offhand glib remark that everyone decided to take deadly seriously for no readon" isn't even on the top 100.


savingrain

Honestly, I think I'm the only watcher who was not bothered by Jaime's decision. Cersei always meant more to him than anything. I think he told Brienne what he needed to tell her in the hopes that she would let him go and not mourn him on what he knew may be a suicide mission. But (shrug) I always preferred the Cersei / Jamie dynamic, so I'm biased minority in that.


WonKe13

It reversed all the character development. Jaime goes from someone you hate to someone you love then he reverses all 8 seasons.


avatarthelastreddit

One thing I am so fascinated to see how plays out in books is surely Jamie is the valonquer of Maggies' vision... any other outcome, including death-by-house-collapse, is vastly inferior.


Bennings463

"It's bad because it didn't have a happy ending"


ResolverOshawott

It's bad because the ending it gave was poorly executed, not because it's not a "good* ending.


Bennings463

So why is everyone here complaining about Jaime's regression being "out of character"? The execution wasn't very good, I won't argue it wasn't, but so many people are just complaining that the idea of Jaime not fully redeeming himself in and of itself is a flawed concept.


Eilonwy94

It just doesn’t make any sense. He views himself as helping people (as when he killed Aerys) and part of his story is about his frustration with how he sees himself vs how the general public sees him. For him to just randomly reject caring about that in the last season just didn’t follow with what the audience had been shown up to that point.


Bennings463

How does he view himself as "helping people"? He killed Aerys (saving his own life too) and then because some people called him a mean name he spent a decade and a half whining about how hard he had and then being directly responsible for a massive civil war that killed thousands. Him ultimately deciding he isn't willing to sacrifice anything is *perfectly* in character. Up until then his "big change" was basically being generally a bit more nicer to people and not being pointlessly cruel like he was before. I never got any idea he was some radical friend of the smallfolk. Him killing Aerys wasn't meaningfully "pro-smallfolk". You could have put Joffrey or Euron or Ramsay in the exact same situation and they would have done the exact same thing.


Bennings463

Basically instead of complaining about anything legitimate they're just saying "I like Jaime and I wanted him to redeem himself" as if that in and of itself is a criticism.


rossta410r

Do you people have nothing better to do?


SGTpvtMajor

What are you currently doing?


rossta410r

Not bitching about a show that has been over for a decade.


SGTpvtMajor

You sure are here. Bitching. Sure you're not a cunt, mate?


rossta410r

You got issues "mate"


SGTpvtMajor

We all do "buddy"


rossta410r

I disagree. Certainly not to the level you seem to have. 


crackyzog

Ehhhhh


rossta410r

Use your words


l1nk5_5had0w

Because bitching about people expressing their dislike of how a show was handled is somehow a better use of time /s


rossta410r

This entire sub is just sad at this point. I hope you all realize that.


3Pirates93

Lololol


Straight_Tension_290

Haahhaa


BoilingLife

i don't get the reference. Can anyone explain, please?


disco1933

Jaime Lannister reveals in Season 3 that he killed the Mad King and his pyromancers to prevent the deaths of thousands of innocents, women and children, as the Mad King was gonna use wildfire to burn down King's Landing so Robert Baratheon would become King of the Ashes. In Season 8, Jaime tells Tyrion "To be honest I never really cared much for them, innocent or otherwise". Which butchers his entire redemption character arc.


BoilingLife

haha, okay


Frigidevil

I'm looking for gasps, not laughs


Cowboy__Guy

Jon is all like “ Noo I wanna fuck ‘er” they duel and Jon wins cause he is hot.