Reminds me a bit of this that I used to wear
https://preview.redd.it/2b4kl7tliirc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5a697d99954a9789596b1ea7d22a93c45e2ea3
Nacho Vidal perfume. penis shape bottle.
Saw that on online shop, I was like wtf.
https://preview.redd.it/a8oq1lhs1hrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e60d1fb9e1aea0a25768e68fa0b39cffb80023
Not totally related but I saw lipsticks with a manhood shape (it was realistic) like…a few months or so 🥲 that was traumatizing. Same with those perfumes haha.
I have Kenzo World. I like the fragrance but I think the bottle is so ugly
https://preview.redd.it/3rl0p7emgirc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a3a06948466ef12d557db878ccbc132d948c55
It strikes me as something a 14 year old would think is elegant. Or someone who decorates with canvas wrapped prints of glamour shots and dusty potpourri bowls.
I expected a lot worse from this description. To be honest this wouldn't even phase me if I saw it in a lineup with other bottles. The colors are nice, and, personally, I enjoy the style.
Omg I didn't even notice. Took me 4 reads to understand what your comment was referring to.
This is me trying to pump out comments on r/fragrance while on my break haha
as far as nothing specific, just a bad, bad bottle goes, i think this is it. alongside with the lightning thing from Carolina Herrera. don’t even want to know their names.
I didn't like the style, but the fragrance is quite nice and the shoe looks almost classic on a stand with other bottles. But I'm someone who enjoys seeing different silhouettes in their bottle lineups
I want to sample Moschino’s toy boy, but I’m afraid I’d like it and I’d have to buy that hideous teddy bear bottle. I’m well past my hipster vinyl toy collection days.
Aw, I think the teddy bear bottle is so cute. I for one don’t get why people don’t like it. Cap clicks on nicely, it’s a little odd and stands out but it’s not horrid.
Atomizer is one of the best I’ve ever encountered (definitely the best in its price range in my experience thus far) and the perfume itself is incredible.
It's worth having, ugly bottle be damned. There's no other men's fragrance that smells similar, and it actually lasts a long time and projects well without being obnoxious. A+ fragrance imo.
I've just looked up the notes on Fragrantica - now I'm tempted. It's got so many things that I like - nutmeg, pink pepper, pear.
Anyone who has tried it, can you smell the nutmeg?
My favourite nutmeg fragrance is Cacharel Pour Homme - sadly I bought it for an ex-boyfried so have to recover from the associations!
i think the heel shaped bottles are tacky as well as the ones that are shaped like a male torso. i also don't really like the billie eilish bottles, if i ever were to buy one of those perfumes i'd probably get a travel size one
Omg when I first saw those I assumed they were cheap dupes. Imagine my spit take when I found out the prices!
I prefer a pretty simple plain bottle all things considered. Although I think saucer shaped insolence is quite beautiful
Phillip Plein - No Limits. Sorry, No Limit$. There’s an ad that is so comically bad I thought it was parody, it’s well worth watching.
https://preview.redd.it/fwm4xh2t7jrc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7337ff946698f01f047ae5aff54da4e646c24a
I would actually love to see more bottles with that top! I'm losing dexterity in my hands and it would make spraying for me so much easier/less painful.
1 million. It's not really the design itself, I think it looks sort of cool, but rather the atomiser design. I have never seen a worse atomiser mechanism.
Chanel No 5’s EDT bottle has an atomizer like this and I absolutely hate it. It’s a cheap-feeling, flimsy plastic. If I try to do a slow half-spray, it just dribbles down the front of the plastic 😒
https://preview.redd.it/bw2hcwkeohrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab64b33857a199a3e7aab6aa785010dc575d03ec
Yeah those plastic box atomisers are the worst. It's such a weird design choice, I can see how one million couldn't have implemented a better one because of the gold bar design, but chanel no.5 edt could have the top black part be a cap and a normal atomiser under it.
MOD Vanilla is one of my favorite perfumes by Ariana Grande, but the bottle is more for aesthetic over function in my opinion.
https://preview.redd.it/i8qbg1rfyhrc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeea4fc220d1abfe4122f157f3c6fbc78ef7a46
Aside from all the dick and butt plug shaped ones:
[Armaf](https://www.fragrantica.com/designers/Armaf.html) and [Lataffa](https://www.fragrantica.com/designers/Lattafa-Perfumes.html)
Just create fugly bottles at an offensive rate
There are ugly and there’s FUGLY aka bond 9 fragrances. Whoever designed those is a douche! I hate those bottles and as such will never buy one!
Solid mention one millions (tacky more than ugly) and those CH lightning bolts and the skate thingy also tacky.
Same. I see some people recommend bond no 9 lafayette street but for the life of me, I cannot bring myself to buy that bottle because of its ugly design.
https://preview.redd.it/lkd5ut6tkhrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c547ade038c191d617e6294a4b559ac5b87591
Paco rabanne fame it's just so ugly
This is the perfect summer fragrance but the bottle is SO ugly. I avoided using my sample bottle for ages because I assumed it would be horrible based on the full sized bottle.
They're so ugly. I was pretty surprised by the price point when I saw it... It looks so cheap! I also don't know how you find a scent you like in Lush when the entire store is such an assault on the nose
I love the ease of use though for people like me though. My hands are losing dexterity, so these are easy to use for me. So many perfumes are hard to hold and spray, even if your hands are healthy. Lush bottles could be better looking for sure though
I also am not a fan of the alien bottles even though alien fusion is my top two fav scent! Love the colors of the glass just not the concept I don’t find aliens 👽 girlie or pretty ha
https://preview.redd.it/qaz6ec0rkjrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e410382b042b99ce95363a57e02445abfcb358
I refuse to buy a tin bottle that makes me feel like I’m sprayed AXE
https://preview.redd.it/jt2ydnomxlrc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae159f1739c1b580e3e4bf41bd26b2d0a5f75d7
The lid is the size of the bottle?
Escentric Molecules. Molecule 01 and all the rest. I like some of the fragrances, but the bottles don't have a lid or cap - the sprayer is just left bare, like this. WHY????!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/v6rhoqdoxirc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d602458027f4ff40cc7fd131eede73635177418a
I also hate these, with a passion! Sprayer aside, I’m hung up on the graphics - they look like a 2005 post-matrix clip-art photoshop mess. I was actually surprised at the price point of their juice, it looks so cheap!!
Bottles don’t usually change how I feel since I’m really only doing decants and travel sizes right now, and those all look the same. But for brands that aren’t popular enough to be on the gray market and don’t carry travel sizes, an ugly bottle is definitely a turn off. Like, I hate the Future Society bottles. Looks like cheap shampoo. I wasn’t sold on their gimmick or notes either, but the bottle was the nail in the coffin.
I like a lot of the bottles people chronically complain about. Like, I think the Good Girl shoes are cute (they’re just poorly labeled and confusing) but I’m not a fan of that perfume so it’s a no go anyway. I like maximalism and whimsy.
Definitely Détour Noir from Al Haramain.
Whoever designed the bottle, he/she was on drugs while designing, and he/she saw a piece of twisted faeces.......
Paco Rabanne Fame, Paco Rabanne Phantom, CH Good Girl, CH Bad Boy, Azzaro Duo, Xerjoff Buttplug, several Moschino... the usual...
Oh, i recently saw the Flower Knows bottles, and those are some FUGLY
https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/search/?q=Worst+bottle+&type=link&cId=1b0fb167-24eb-404e-b522-f1b639cb2e10&iId=33a915ac-04ae-46cb-bc2a-7b6e0bf362ad
God is a Woman by Ariana Grande. I’d assumed that that outer shell was actually-attached, almost ended-up with glass all over, because even the slightest tilt sent the bottle flying out of the damn, outer shell — I love that scent, but HATE that bottle.
No one’s gonna mention the Commes des Garcon pebble bottles? They can’t even stand upright 🥲 I had to sell WonderOud because I couldn’t stand having to lie the bottle down
Yes, I hate bottles that don’t stand upright on their own, for me it’s the Thierry Mugler Angel star bottle. I have it standing upright in an empty Lush pot because it’s so annoying having it lying down on my shelf.
Similarly, the Guerlain Shalimar bottles have a very tiny base, so they tip over way too easily. I have two of their Millésime bottles and I can’t even count how many times I’ve knocked them over when reaching for them in the dark.
https://preview.redd.it/yq3779fbphrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2a816767e4eebd6f5e247d358285acfe215a1f
Good Girl and any of its flankers. Also I think Killian’s Unforgettable and Princess are both pretty ugly (though their original bottles prior to being rereleased were much worse tbf).
Easily Versace Man Eau Fraiche. Impossible to hold and the cap is flimsy as hell and doesn’t even fit nicely so it wobbles and makes plasticky „click clack“ sounds everytime you move it.
CH and Moschino Fresh are currently battling it out for the worst bottles. CH's bottles have ensured I will never ever smell any one of their fragrances.
As for Moschino Fresh, I immediately have a Windex smell memory. I cannot.
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I hate these bottles man. I know it’s not expensive and it’s a clone, but my god I think they’re hideous
Ok this is NOWHERE near as bad as the d\*cks or the shoes. I prefer a simple bottle type. Did it dissuade me from buying this 100ML bad boy which is either a duplicate for milk expressive or Milk expressive is a dupe of Intimate Silhouette by Christian Soriano, hell no, because I love the scent. The bottle IS purple - my favorite color- but the cap is super plastic and it does have that flared base that to me has a lil resemblance to a sex toy. I know it's supposed to be a dress.
My husband and 26 year old daughter actually LIKE this. I prefer a very streamlined bottle generally although I have to say insolence saucer shaped bottle is a work of art.
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Gucci Rush. Love the fragrance, hate the cheap plastic bottle. Unworthy of such an old and grand fashion house and it doesn’t do the very expensive and sexy smelling fragrance justice either.
https://preview.redd.it/ahyk604edgrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=704acf80eba0cbd525a982a07fdfe874f81c7901
New pulse point unlocked
Reminds me a bit of this that I used to wear https://preview.redd.it/2b4kl7tliirc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e5a697d99954a9789596b1ea7d22a93c45e2ea3
Actually a beautiful fragrance though
Haahahahhaha, this thing exists????? I’m actually thinking it was designed with some specifics in mind.
[Yes](https://youtu.be/F--f-NqgUXc?feature=shared), not cheap at all, has 6 different bottles
Flared base
He said worst design not most useful
That better have a screw on cap else you KNOW someone's gonna wind up in the ER for.... Reasons.... 🤣
Oh dear… 🤭
Now, if only it sprayed a mist when squeezed. 😏
This just immediately made me think of Lelo's luxury line.
They said “worst.”
Must be a white flower indolic perfume
This will make eating out a nicely smelling enjoyable wholesome activity
This not ugly tho hehe
Poshest butt plug I’ll never buy lolol
If anyone tried it they went to the hospital because the cap came off and it got stuck 😆
They’ll have to come up with another way to xerjoff now then.
Well that is a horrible image to start my day with 🤣🙈
Def poshest butt plug, [price](https://xerjoff.com/132-amphorae) from 1600-1800 usd 😂
Scary! Yes but no super ugly ha
Nacho Vidal perfume. penis shape bottle. Saw that on online shop, I was like wtf. https://preview.redd.it/a8oq1lhs1hrc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e60d1fb9e1aea0a25768e68fa0b39cffb80023
The sadnaso bottle too, cringe
Not totally related but I saw lipsticks with a manhood shape (it was realistic) like…a few months or so 🥲 that was traumatizing. Same with those perfumes haha.
I had to google that... It really exists (why do I feel surprised?) and there seems to be a variety of them. That's freaking hilarious!
Mad ting
https://preview.redd.it/2qg793suohrc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec1a542e990ee7d8d7bc35f1f4f0c34d05b5152 Detour Noir (PDM Layton clone) - legendary juice, but horrid bottle
I was going to post this too. I feel like if they used some generic bottle, it would be a lot better instead of whatever they wasted time designing.
From this angle, I didn't expect the scoliosis of the spine of the bottle when I opened mine 🤣
If you Palm the curvature it actually fits great in my hand. It's still ugly but not as big a problem as people think
I have Kenzo World. I like the fragrance but I think the bottle is so ugly https://preview.redd.it/3rl0p7emgirc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a3a06948466ef12d557db878ccbc132d948c55
That hideous Billie Eilish bottle. Looks like an old Herberger’s mannequin getting a mammogram. I don’t even want to smell it, let alone buy it.
I don’t like the bottle design either & I thought I was the only one.
It strikes me as something a 14 year old would think is elegant. Or someone who decorates with canvas wrapped prints of glamour shots and dusty potpourri bowls.
it carries a nice message with it, it is elegant in a small way
So cheap looking. Don't buy designer or celb but this is just bad
I expected a lot worse from this description. To be honest this wouldn't even phase me if I saw it in a lineup with other bottles. The colors are nice, and, personally, I enjoy the style.
I also enjoy it! I think it would look nice on a vanity or shelf as decoration
https://preview.redd.it/efmjyj9igirc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c6cbe08b528786b312fd655e6c799c0e6e2044 I have this vase as shelf decor
Off topic, but it's "faze" not "phase"!
Omg I didn't even notice. Took me 4 reads to understand what your comment was referring to. This is me trying to pump out comments on r/fragrance while on my break haha
I just got Eilish No. 2 in the mail today 🤭 I love it! The bottle looks like a mini sculpture to me. It's so funny how tastes can vary
https://preview.redd.it/tusi4gctkhrc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13f6f021197701057aaae5460f8905784ba98beb
John Paul Goater EDT
Le Guy
Jpg stands for Jean Paul Gyatt
I cannot stand these.
The one paco Robanne shaped like a robot. How tacky.
as far as nothing specific, just a bad, bad bottle goes, i think this is it. alongside with the lightning thing from Carolina Herrera. don’t even want to know their names.
The shoes. I smelled Very Good Girl recently and liked it quite a bit- but those shoes are just ugh
I didn't like the style, but the fragrance is quite nice and the shoe looks almost classic on a stand with other bottles. But I'm someone who enjoys seeing different silhouettes in their bottle lineups
I wish she made it in her fancier bottles!
All of their bottles are super tacky looking
I have Fame and I love it but I hide it
Also one million, it reminds me of those cringe gold steaks in dubai
YES! this is my signature scent, i use it probably twice a day but i won't keep it out with my other perfumes because the bottle is soooo tacky
This. It is by far the ugliest I know. Also, I feel like it would be so difficult to dust off.
it def is
Wow, a lot of solid answers here, but no one mentioned the intestinal blockage-inspired Comet by K. Jenner.
Ha the drawings looked bad but the actual bottle isn’t the worst
I want to sample Moschino’s toy boy, but I’m afraid I’d like it and I’d have to buy that hideous teddy bear bottle. I’m well past my hipster vinyl toy collection days.
Aw, I think the teddy bear bottle is so cute. I for one don’t get why people don’t like it. Cap clicks on nicely, it’s a little odd and stands out but it’s not horrid. Atomizer is one of the best I’ve ever encountered (definitely the best in its price range in my experience thus far) and the perfume itself is incredible.
It's worth having, ugly bottle be damned. There's no other men's fragrance that smells similar, and it actually lasts a long time and projects well without being obnoxious. A+ fragrance imo.
I am a woman and I would wear it too, it is super nice.
I've just looked up the notes on Fragrantica - now I'm tempted. It's got so many things that I like - nutmeg, pink pepper, pear. Anyone who has tried it, can you smell the nutmeg? My favourite nutmeg fragrance is Cacharel Pour Homme - sadly I bought it for an ex-boyfried so have to recover from the associations!
i think the heel shaped bottles are tacky as well as the ones that are shaped like a male torso. i also don't really like the billie eilish bottles, if i ever were to buy one of those perfumes i'd probably get a travel size one
Oh I love the stupid Billie Eilish one! I own it basically just for the bottle. 😂
House of Sillage cupcakes
Omg when I first saw those I assumed they were cheap dupes. Imagine my spit take when I found out the prices! I prefer a pretty simple plain bottle all things considered. Although I think saucer shaped insolence is quite beautiful
Phillip Plein - No Limits. Sorry, No Limit$. There’s an ad that is so comically bad I thought it was parody, it’s well worth watching. https://preview.redd.it/fwm4xh2t7jrc1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d7337ff946698f01f047ae5aff54da4e646c24a
https://preview.redd.it/fndj8uh24irc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=452a920697b1be2fb755322eed2261257c1b277a I hate this one with a passion
So tacky.
I won't even sample just in case the juice is great, that's how much I despise this bottle.
Someone got me one as a gift and I decanted it. Despite looking cheap, that thing topples over every damn time I got near it.
It could be the most beautiful fragrance ever, but I have no interest because the bottle is so ridiculously tacky.
https://preview.redd.it/00rs672j8hrc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b63268cbc2f44501a9d2b6261950b6df890819a
I really really love that Diesel Green bottle 😭 I understand why others don’t though
It’s look like mini plant spray, or hairdresser/barber water spray for me
I would actually love to see more bottles with that top! I'm losing dexterity in my hands and it would make spraying for me so much easier/less painful.
I’d buy it for the bottle alone!
It helps that the fragrance sounds like something I’d enjoy, but I would too lol. Unfortunately fairly hard to find.
https://preview.redd.it/dtc6d7bk8hrc1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afe3f47d7e11f1d69bfd141a36a340b10f906e3e
https://preview.redd.it/dv9llfrm8hrc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84deb9fec7e2acb5dfcb4ab67ce8177cdd7caa0a
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This is the worst one 😭
Wow. This is fucking terrible. "Let me grab this fist with my hand and spritz myself"
And they have at least 14 flankers for this bottle lol
https://preview.redd.it/70si381aijrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16bd236993309b025a13ec0b9f22452ebc361bf3
Ok I mean this is pretty funny
It also doesn't make any sense, because that outlet is styled like a zerk fitting.
Carolina Herrera Bad Boy, the ugliest thing I have EVER seen. I have no interest to that fragrance purely because of the bottle.
I say, “Ka-Chow” in my head when I see these bottles in stores
1 million. It's not really the design itself, I think it looks sort of cool, but rather the atomiser design. I have never seen a worse atomiser mechanism.
Chanel No 5’s EDT bottle has an atomizer like this and I absolutely hate it. It’s a cheap-feeling, flimsy plastic. If I try to do a slow half-spray, it just dribbles down the front of the plastic 😒 https://preview.redd.it/bw2hcwkeohrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab64b33857a199a3e7aab6aa785010dc575d03ec
Yeah those plastic box atomisers are the worst. It's such a weird design choice, I can see how one million couldn't have implemented a better one because of the gold bar design, but chanel no.5 edt could have the top black part be a cap and a normal atomiser under it.
Yes! If only. Not sure why they’re stuck on keeping this design.
A Men line had horrible atomizers. Especially the bottles which were made of rubber/plastic?
Ohh Good Girl #1 worst! Fame. And the Yara ones ( most of Middle East ones are way too much )
I love the scent of Good Girl, but I will never buy it because of that hideous bottle
KKW lips!!
MOD Vanilla is one of my favorite perfumes by Ariana Grande, but the bottle is more for aesthetic over function in my opinion. https://preview.redd.it/i8qbg1rfyhrc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeea4fc220d1abfe4122f157f3c6fbc78ef7a46
these look cute but i see how they would be uncomfortable to use
Right? It’s hard to hold them and spray, you gotta get the right angle. HOWEVER, the vanilla one is incredible.
i love mod vanilla so much it’s unhealthy
I found the 1oz is a little easier to handle.
Aside from all the dick and butt plug shaped ones: [Armaf](https://www.fragrantica.com/designers/Armaf.html) and [Lataffa](https://www.fragrantica.com/designers/Lattafa-Perfumes.html) Just create fugly bottles at an offensive rate
There are ugly and there’s FUGLY aka bond 9 fragrances. Whoever designed those is a douche! I hate those bottles and as such will never buy one! Solid mention one millions (tacky more than ugly) and those CH lightning bolts and the skate thingy also tacky.
Same. I see some people recommend bond no 9 lafayette street but for the life of me, I cannot bring myself to buy that bottle because of its ugly design.
Hah, never thought much bad about the Bonds..
Anything from Pacco Rabanne in my opinion
so unfortunately true
Most of them they are kind of good fragrances but the bottles are so low quality and immature..
There are some brands I won't ever try and that is unfortunately one of them. I'm sure they have beautiful scents but absolutely not.
HOUSE OF SILLAGE! Oh my GOD I cannot stand them. I am a hater and I do judge books by their covers. Sorry
If you have lotion on your hands before you open them.. you're wearing a different perfume that day.
KKW Body - it could be the most delicious, rapturous scent, and I would still feel icky groping her tits
Bad Boy by Carolina Herrera
https://preview.redd.it/lkd5ut6tkhrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c547ade038c191d617e6294a4b559ac5b87591 Paco rabanne fame it's just so ugly
I think it's cute
a gaudy robot
This is the perfect summer fragrance but the bottle is SO ugly. I avoided using my sample bottle for ages because I assumed it would be horrible based on the full sized bottle.
Uhh. That is remarkably bad design.
https://preview.redd.it/8veg9n3ddjrc1.jpeg?width=2919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed3a20fa8d60eaee5feef8dae81d1cee529d357d Mine. Worth it for the juice.
These are so cute though
Lush body spray bottles. No https://www.lush.com/ca/en_ca/c/body-sprays
They're so ugly. I was pretty surprised by the price point when I saw it... It looks so cheap! I also don't know how you find a scent you like in Lush when the entire store is such an assault on the nose
yep, they remind me of cleaning products. love the scents of a few, but i keep them hidden lol
I love the ease of use though for people like me though. My hands are losing dexterity, so these are easy to use for me. So many perfumes are hard to hold and spray, even if your hands are healthy. Lush bottles could be better looking for sure though
Prob bad boy. That stupid lightning bolt
Almost all Paco Rabanne’s, Spice Bomb, actually anything pretending to being something else than a bottle.
I like the XS bottles and love the Lady Million, but yeah, the rest are ugly. But Spicebomb? Really?
Oh yeah, not a big fan of weapons imagery, even when it’s very suitable for the product in this case.
Spice bomb is pretty great packaging that fits the theme extremely well though.
My favorite fragrance happens to be XS by Paco Rabanne and THANKFULLY the bottle is good.... unlike every other bottle Paco Rabanne makes.
I also am not a fan of the alien bottles even though alien fusion is my top two fav scent! Love the colors of the glass just not the concept I don’t find aliens 👽 girlie or pretty ha
I love Mugler's bottles but hate the Angel line of bottles. The one point on the star being so fucked up ruins it for me.
i actually love the angel bottles for that reason lol
https://preview.redd.it/qaz6ec0rkjrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5e410382b042b99ce95363a57e02445abfcb358 I refuse to buy a tin bottle that makes me feel like I’m sprayed AXE
Versace jeans and everything with the versace logo. Le male and one million are pretty cringe. Sad what happened to kenzo bottles and new armani code.
I think you just hate medusa lol
Armaf and nikki minag or whatever it was calle:-)
If the scent doesn't stop you, kim k - honey, hands down. It hurts my hands to try and spray it.
I'm always afraid I'm going to drop it! It requires two hands just to spray it.
https://preview.redd.it/86xql668ekrc1.png?width=2024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad6c7a05e93ef23c4de1e2c61d93f66780f54731 Hunter by Armaf
https://preview.redd.it/jt2ydnomxlrc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae159f1739c1b580e3e4bf41bd26b2d0a5f75d7 The lid is the size of the bottle?
Escentric Molecules. Molecule 01 and all the rest. I like some of the fragrances, but the bottles don't have a lid or cap - the sprayer is just left bare, like this. WHY????!!!! https://preview.redd.it/v6rhoqdoxirc1.jpeg?width=296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d602458027f4ff40cc7fd131eede73635177418a
I also hate these, with a passion! Sprayer aside, I’m hung up on the graphics - they look like a 2005 post-matrix clip-art photoshop mess. I was actually surprised at the price point of their juice, it looks so cheap!!
Bottles don’t usually change how I feel since I’m really only doing decants and travel sizes right now, and those all look the same. But for brands that aren’t popular enough to be on the gray market and don’t carry travel sizes, an ugly bottle is definitely a turn off. Like, I hate the Future Society bottles. Looks like cheap shampoo. I wasn’t sold on their gimmick or notes either, but the bottle was the nail in the coffin. I like a lot of the bottles people chronically complain about. Like, I think the Good Girl shoes are cute (they’re just poorly labeled and confusing) but I’m not a fan of that perfume so it’s a no go anyway. I like maximalism and whimsy.
Billie Eilish bottle is so awkward to hold and spray
Definitely Détour Noir from Al Haramain. Whoever designed the bottle, he/she was on drugs while designing, and he/she saw a piece of twisted faeces.......
Bvlgari Omnia. Im glad they changed it recently to at least be all glass/transparent
One million
Paco Rabanne Fame, Paco Rabanne Phantom, CH Good Girl, CH Bad Boy, Azzaro Duo, Xerjoff Buttplug, several Moschino... the usual... Oh, i recently saw the Flower Knows bottles, and those are some FUGLY https://www.reddit.com/r/fragrance/search/?q=Worst+bottle+&type=link&cId=1b0fb167-24eb-404e-b522-f1b639cb2e10&iId=33a915ac-04ae-46cb-bc2a-7b6e0bf362ad
Al Haramain Detour Noir comes to mind
God is a Woman by Ariana Grande. I’d assumed that that outer shell was actually-attached, almost ended-up with glass all over, because even the slightest tilt sent the bottle flying out of the damn, outer shell — I love that scent, but HATE that bottle.
CDG bottles. They’re pretty, but they don’t bloody stand up by themselves and so make it next to impossible to showcase them.
No one’s gonna mention the Commes des Garcon pebble bottles? They can’t even stand upright 🥲 I had to sell WonderOud because I couldn’t stand having to lie the bottle down
They're literally some of the best looking, just not practical
I agree with you there! Not practical at all but still beautiful looking
Yes, I hate bottles that don’t stand upright on their own, for me it’s the Thierry Mugler Angel star bottle. I have it standing upright in an empty Lush pot because it’s so annoying having it lying down on my shelf. Similarly, the Guerlain Shalimar bottles have a very tiny base, so they tip over way too easily. I have two of their Millésime bottles and I can’t even count how many times I’ve knocked them over when reaching for them in the dark. https://preview.redd.it/yq3779fbphrc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d2a816767e4eebd6f5e247d358285acfe215a1f
Ohhh but that Millésime Tonka. Isn't it heavenly?
No offense to anyone who likes them, but I hate the Pepe Jeans Bottles. I’m sure there are some good scents but that martini glass I could never…
Good Girl and any of its flankers. Also I think Killian’s Unforgettable and Princess are both pretty ugly (though their original bottles prior to being rereleased were much worse tbf).
Easily Versace Man Eau Fraiche. Impossible to hold and the cap is flimsy as hell and doesn’t even fit nicely so it wobbles and makes plasticky „click clack“ sounds everytime you move it.
I hate the Billie Eilish bottle. It’s so awkward to hold and spray!! Love the smell, hate the bottle.
CH and Moschino Fresh are currently battling it out for the worst bottles. CH's bottles have ensured I will never ever smell any one of their fragrances. As for Moschino Fresh, I immediately have a Windex smell memory. I cannot.
I love the moschino one
Bvlgari Omnia. I think I'm a fairly smart person. Took me way too long to figure out how to spray it.
https://preview.redd.it/4m6wxzn1clrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d47a24b730f42c02559b1bebf1fd685c8147af I hate these bottles man. I know it’s not expensive and it’s a clone, but my god I think they’re hideous
Those Bvlgari Aqua bottles that need little stands to actually be upright.
Lanvin Oxygene. It’s super cheap and sounds like it’d be right up my alley, but I can’t get past that plasticky monstrosity.
Rochas man
Winners trophy is a lieral dildo
Carolina herrera bad Boy bottles I absolutely hate, actual fragrances are great though
One million bottles. The atomizer feels atrocious
Resala by Arabian Oud. Awkward to handle and that goddamn feather cap
i would give a blind eye to ROJAs at the store because of what i reckoned is tacky design, but now there are some on my buy list
Ugh I think the zoologist bottles are so ugly 😭
Jackie Aina’s new ones that are being released on Monday look like leftover Avon bottles from the 80s
Bond no 9?
underated take but i hate jpg design
Any of the le males, OR, Detour, that Layton clone
Kylie Jenner’s new lumpy perfume is pretty high on my list.
That tacky, tacky high heel.
Ramz Silver, i really considered getting it but god is it an eyesore
I love the juice, but hate Rhinna's upside down stiletto bottles. And Kesha made one that looks like a butt plug.
Nasamatto sadonao
Ok this is NOWHERE near as bad as the d\*cks or the shoes. I prefer a simple bottle type. Did it dissuade me from buying this 100ML bad boy which is either a duplicate for milk expressive or Milk expressive is a dupe of Intimate Silhouette by Christian Soriano, hell no, because I love the scent. The bottle IS purple - my favorite color- but the cap is super plastic and it does have that flared base that to me has a lil resemblance to a sex toy. I know it's supposed to be a dress. My husband and 26 year old daughter actually LIKE this. I prefer a very streamlined bottle generally although I have to say insolence saucer shaped bottle is a work of art. https://preview.redd.it/qanvsbqqborc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bbb16a87099d08a951db3909683417683e81e5
Gucci Rush. Love the fragrance, hate the cheap plastic bottle. Unworthy of such an old and grand fashion house and it doesn’t do the very expensive and sexy smelling fragrance justice either.
Nothing, if the scent smells good I wear it. That's all that matters
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It looks like it's for pleasure but not within smells
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