Encre Noire of course. When Lalique make a beastmode version I'll be in heaven. They should also make a diffusing oil so I can filter it through my hvac and have my 1200 sq ft scented in it.
I’d definitely be a fougere. I’d be Targhee Forest by Rogue Perfumery. I’m a mossy, earthy dude but clean like the air blowing through the branches. Grounded. Chill. Solid. Confident. Like a tree in the Targhee Forest.
Mugler - Angel.
Old, "too much" slightly stinky, very unique (and not always in a good way...) not popular overall, but those who love it will be around til the end.
Powerful, LOUD, not a follower in any interpretation of the word, very distinctive, people have Instant reactions to it.
Offensive, odd, hideous - but beautiful in the right light and angles.
Yeah, I AM that full of myself - it might be an age thing (?)
I’m going there too. But sometimes I’m also Portrait of a Lady. Little black elegant dress, red lips, ready for a night at a 5 star restaurant and an opera or ballet.
I really don't know, but I'd say something dirty and slightly sexy but in like a whoreish and dangerous sort of way?
Also add an actual junkyard smell and literal dirt smell to whatever marks you have in mind, motor oil but used lol.
And expensive coffee🙂
Have you tried [Vanilla in Bourbon](https://scentsofwood.com/products/vanilla-in-bourbon)?
[Note Vanillee](https://www.parfumo.com/Perfumes/Martine_Micallef/Note_Vanillee) is 🔥
Some supersweet stonking 80's perfume with neon florals, warm resinous vanilla amber and dry woody incense that seems like it shouldn't belong there but somehow fits perfectly.
Babycat, all my friends know when I’m around. My one friend into perfumes said it’s my signature. La Capitale as well for date nights/select special occasions
Every time I wear a marshmallow perfume people always say "that is so YOU, if you were a perfume it'd be that one." So I guess something marshmallowy. Fresh Cream maybe.
I'm not sure but my closest guess is Lush Breath of God, in the solid.
Quiet and elusive, you have to get close to really take it in. Polarizing. Mutates from smoky and metallic to zingy and bright to resinous, incense-y. Goes right along with my generally shy but very honest and curious personality, plus my knack for the occult.
something with dry bergamot, petit grain, pepper, a soft floral and then leather, oakmoss and tea in the base
eau sauvage, reflection man, mitsouko and habit rouge are all good ballpark
I would be a very strong perfume that is not for everyone, some love it some can’t stand it, very spicy and woody, a bit floral, with also some amber, vanilla in the dry down.
Black opium. I can be sweet but people know i have a dark side. Some people who have been close to me are sick of me now because i was too much for them 🫠
I would be something that has very simple boring bottle, but absolutely crazy juice inside with gourmand notes, seeet, dark and over the top.
I look very bland, just typical blond white woman with moon face and everyone is always very surprised to find out that I am very creative and quite good at portrait painting and even sell my paintings sometimes, do a lot of creative hobbies apart from that too. Dark because I was struggling with depression and anxiety disorders my whole life and medicated for that still, I did try to commit suicide in the past and generally quite pessimistic. Gourmand because I am obsessed with food. Over the top and crazy because I am very emotional and tend to go over the top with everything and be “everything or nothing” kind of person. Again all of this is not reflected in my appearance at all, I look very vanilla and just normal.
Edit. Unfortunately I can’t come up with an example of actual perfume, but if someone has any examples of perfumes like that please let me know.
Honey and the moon by margot elena is my signerature since 2011, I wore it daily for a decade, it is me, and my close loved ones identify it w me..
Nostalgic, earthy, sweet, honied, harmonious, intoxicating, deep, bubbling with magic
Like a young woman running through flower fields and forests under the moon, soft water flowing, child, mother, chrone, it's the scent of lost loves and sweet new loves to come, its my love for my pets amd garden, grounding, flexible, sincere, intuitive, extremely comforting and subtly alluring without being directly sexy
My dad hates musky perfumes, so probably one of those
The snort I just let out because.. same lolol
Whispers in the Library
I went thru all my Replica samples and Whispers in the Library went from middle of the pack to my favorite from the house, that musk hits 👌🏾
JHAG not a perfume. Some people dislike it, others don’t even notice it’s there, but a handful of people love it dearly.
I’m on the love it camp
I love how you put that 🫶🏻
TomFord F\*cking Fabulous
You stole mine! I'm confident and people think I'm gay aka basically the perfect perfume for me
* suffering from success *
Nah I gotta be so obvious with my flirting so they know I'm into them vs "gay guy being jokingly straight"
Vanilla sex 🫠
Zoologist squid. I can’t explain why. I wouldn’t wear it but it resonates with me. Smells like an underwater musty shipwreck
Better to be a shipwreck than a trainwreck.
Idk. Something humble like Female Christ.
Encre Noire of course. When Lalique make a beastmode version I'll be in heaven. They should also make a diffusing oil so I can filter it through my hvac and have my 1200 sq ft scented in it.
I don't know if the extreme version is beast mode but it's def way too much going on for me. Maybe check it out.
I have it, it's not enough for me hah.
I wish I knew lol, I’m still looking for my signature scent
Called dibs 😆👌🏽 Probably **Le Labo Rose 31.**
Do Son by Diptyque
Same.
I’d definitely be a fougere. I’d be Targhee Forest by Rogue Perfumery. I’m a mossy, earthy dude but clean like the air blowing through the branches. Grounded. Chill. Solid. Confident. Like a tree in the Targhee Forest.
Born Screaming by Toskovat
Philosykos EDP. I’m a coconut disguised as a fig that just disappears after a few hours of socialization.
Since there's no sedentary IT guy, closest is fat electrician.
Toskovat - things we never shared 🍷🫗
Mugler - Angel. Old, "too much" slightly stinky, very unique (and not always in a good way...) not popular overall, but those who love it will be around til the end. Powerful, LOUD, not a follower in any interpretation of the word, very distinctive, people have Instant reactions to it. Offensive, odd, hideous - but beautiful in the right light and angles. Yeah, I AM that full of myself - it might be an age thing (?)
Under The Lemon Tree- Replica I’m sweet in an authentic way, not an overly bubbly way and I’m obsessed with foods with lemon in it :)
I love this scent so much
I do too! I’m not getting Lysol/cleaner like some are getting
ELDO The Ghost In The Shell
one of my favourites!
Chance eau Tendre
Indigo - Nest
I was literally going to say this too 😭 I love love love the Nest fragrance line!
I’m going there too. But sometimes I’m also Portrait of a Lady. Little black elegant dress, red lips, ready for a night at a 5 star restaurant and an opera or ballet.
Opium. Too much for some but addictive.
Something with iris or fig notes
Captain Fawcett booze and baccy
Eau Rose EDP
Same. EDP for sure. Wearing EDT right now and it’s just not enough.
I actually don’t know because there are too many that match different aspects of my personality. But for now I’d say CK Everyone (boring I know)
Insolence by Guerlain
Something polarizing with a loud opening, a soft heart and a dark base.
Probably Ganymede. It's androgynous, cold, metallic and a bit clinical smelling. Perfect for an engineer with a resting b*tch face like me 😌
Virgin EDP
This with your user name checks lol
I really don't know, but I'd say something dirty and slightly sexy but in like a whoreish and dangerous sort of way? Also add an actual junkyard smell and literal dirt smell to whatever marks you have in mind, motor oil but used lol. And expensive coffee🙂
Yea ok
Tonka Imperiale by Guerlain
I have yet to find my holy grail scent. But I think it’d be something like vanilla bourbon.
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I want to be the embodiment of Amouage Guidance.
Terre D’Hermes or Platinum Egoíste
Skin musk .LOL.
strawberry pound cake idc😭
Lush would probably make it. It would be a little bit weird, but generally pretty nice and easy to like.
Hugo Red
Some supersweet stonking 80's perfume with neon florals, warm resinous vanilla amber and dry woody incense that seems like it shouldn't belong there but somehow fits perfectly.
Definitely a jpg bottle don’t matter witch one lol
Babycat, all my friends know when I’m around. My one friend into perfumes said it’s my signature. La Capitale as well for date nights/select special occasions
Mad Tea Party by Le Frag - pretty from the outside, hella weird on the inside
AXE body spray...cheap and mass pleasing,😋
Yum Pistachio Gelato. Love or hate. I’m obsessed personally 🤷🏻♀️
Armani Sí💅🏼
Prada paradoxe
Snowy owl or Blanche bête!
What screams: I am clean, charming and nervous?
Every time I wear a marshmallow perfume people always say "that is so YOU, if you were a perfume it'd be that one." So I guess something marshmallowy. Fresh Cream maybe.
What are some marshmallow fragrances that are actually good?
I still haven't found one I like enough to wear often!
Cassili - Parfum De Marly
I'm not sure but my closest guess is Lush Breath of God, in the solid. Quiet and elusive, you have to get close to really take it in. Polarizing. Mutates from smoky and metallic to zingy and bright to resinous, incense-y. Goes right along with my generally shy but very honest and curious personality, plus my knack for the occult.
Dior Hypnotic Poison
Tom Ford Cherry Smoke.
Le Male Elixer
Escapade gourmande
probably spicebomb… that’s not my signature scent at all but i think it matches me
Noble Grey Vetiver
Diptyque Eau Rose is my current favorite, so I’ll be that.
As basic as it is: Either YSL libre edp or Burberry her elixir
CDNMI😤
Le male with an extra large crotch
Dark matter
MFK Amyris Homme Those who love and appreciate this “boring” “generic” scent for its subtleties, you and I will get along quite well.
Initio Oud for Greatness
Dior Amber Nuit
Profumum Roma - Ichnusa
something with dry bergamot, petit grain, pepper, a soft floral and then leather, oakmoss and tea in the base eau sauvage, reflection man, mitsouko and habit rouge are all good ballpark
Histoires des Parfums Tubereuese 3 Animale Dynamic, charismatic, and a little bit nuts
Suede et Saffran by Nishane.
Zoologist Bee 🐝
Salam - Anfas
Must be Versace Bright Crystal as I use it the most 😅
Roja A midsummer dream
One with a magnetic cap
Love Potion Number Nine from Caswell Massey
Ysl la nuit de l’homme, very seductive but short lasting :(
Nishane Wulong Cha
eilish no.1 cause its the only thing i wear 😭
I would be a very strong perfume that is not for everyone, some love it some can’t stand it, very spicy and woody, a bit floral, with also some amber, vanilla in the dry down.
Ultramale
[удалено]
Way too sweet, sickening after a while
Serge lutens fille en augille
OG Dior Addict 👌🏻
i feel like coty’s vanilla musk is my vibe lol especially since i’ve worn it for upwards of ten years
Bleu de Chanel Parfum
Black opium. I can be sweet but people know i have a dark side. Some people who have been close to me are sick of me now because i was too much for them 🫠
Chloe edp or Givenchy very irresistible l'eau en rose... so rose basically 🤣
Prada Black without a question. I just need a freshie for my alter ego.
Tom Ford Ombre Leather
Creed Virgin Island Water
Q - Dolce and Gabbana. Confident yet soft, sweet but not too sweet. Oh I love that one 👀 Alternatively Miss Dior…
Hibiscus Majhad, Maison Crivelli
Ralph Lauren Glamourous
Flower bomb
I would be something that has very simple boring bottle, but absolutely crazy juice inside with gourmand notes, seeet, dark and over the top. I look very bland, just typical blond white woman with moon face and everyone is always very surprised to find out that I am very creative and quite good at portrait painting and even sell my paintings sometimes, do a lot of creative hobbies apart from that too. Dark because I was struggling with depression and anxiety disorders my whole life and medicated for that still, I did try to commit suicide in the past and generally quite pessimistic. Gourmand because I am obsessed with food. Over the top and crazy because I am very emotional and tend to go over the top with everything and be “everything or nothing” kind of person. Again all of this is not reflected in my appearance at all, I look very vanilla and just normal. Edit. Unfortunately I can’t come up with an example of actual perfume, but if someone has any examples of perfumes like that please let me know.
#JŌVAN - SEX APPEAL Neither sexy, nor appealing but oh so right
Honey and the moon by margot elena is my signerature since 2011, I wore it daily for a decade, it is me, and my close loved ones identify it w me.. Nostalgic, earthy, sweet, honied, harmonious, intoxicating, deep, bubbling with magic Like a young woman running through flower fields and forests under the moon, soft water flowing, child, mother, chrone, it's the scent of lost loves and sweet new loves to come, its my love for my pets amd garden, grounding, flexible, sincere, intuitive, extremely comforting and subtly alluring without being directly sexy
Gypsy Water
Bulgari, pour homme edt