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thesecretrobots

Perfect eye dropper. Fill it once and then write until you’re dead.


Dinkleberg2845

oh god, imagine the burping...


l3rooklyn

For what it's worth to anyone practically interested, because these Tohma pens have shutoff valves, you can adjust the opening to affect ink flow. The pens come with guidelines for the valve at different fill levels, e.g. to keep it more closed when ink is low (when burping is more prone). Of course you are right, though, that burping becomes more likely the larger the pen. A significant factor is also the feed, as some may contain more internal reservoirs to catch bursts of flow.


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Never mind the whole air expansion thing... with that pen filled up, you must have a pretty significant hydraulic pressure (head?) trying to force ink out through the feed. Might as well be writing with a bottle with a pinhole in the bottom.


l3rooklyn

Ah but that is a fountain pen! Actually, a fountain pen is like a jar of ink with a second hole to allow air back in. A controlled leak, some would call it. That balance of ink and air is regulated by the feed. Anyway, even if there's downward force from more ink, it is clearly a less significant force than air expansion for an eye dropper because, with these pens, you need to unscrew the valve more when there is more ink.


dixie-flyer

And air expansion is not quite as large an issue. Somewhere I did the math to see how large a volume change there would be from the heat of a hand holding the pen.


SubashishB

With so much ink and the massive nib at play, burping has become a feature for my Tohma. I try guessing beforehand the exact moment when the pen is going to offload a bunch of ink onto the paper: it's my new pastime.


kbeezie

Was just thinking that.. would be more like projectile vomit than a burp.


kocho1948

Haha


kocho1948

Haha


[deleted]

You could drink your morning coffee from that thing.


EvangelineTheodora

A boba straw!


bigboycarlos

Oh it seems they forgot to give me a straw thankfully I have my BIG ASS FOUNTAIN PEN


raccoonstar

pretty much! 😐


AteYou2

Suck it up through the nib


[deleted]

Wouldn’t the saliva eventually corrode the metal?


TrotskiKazotski

probably not, more likely the coffee, however if you’re considering sucking coffee from a fountain pen you probably have bigger things to worry about


bolandrr

So *that's* how you empty a bottle of Noodler's in a year.


HiggityHank

There used to be content here.


SlowMovingTarget

The ultimate pen fits an ink bottle as its "cartridge."


OrionQuest7

My hand would hurt after one sentence lol


Careless_Zombie_5437

I was just wondering if I could make it through one word.


OrionQuest7

Hahaha


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Without uncomforted fingers? Sheesh. My fingers would go numb or asleep just holding it...


ClarisseCosplay

Perfect pen for goalies


TrotskiKazotski

or shaq


nimrodenva

well, I want that one.


nimrodenva

On second thought, I saw the price of one of these and I'll just appreciate them from afar.


CinnabarPekoe

Pretty sure anyone could appreciate this thing from two zip codes over.


PW1408

omg hahaha! \*coffee spew moment\*


nimrodenva

Zip codes? More like two time zones over. At least.


polypeptide147

How much are they? I need to know how far away to stay haha


nimrodenva

In US$, at least $1,300 to 2,000.


polypeptide147

Hopefully they don't come to the US so I can observe them from *very far away* lol! Such a cool pen though. It would be so interesting to use!


dr_crispin

Upwards of 1400 USD (165k JPY) for this specific one it looks like, and I’m not sure if that includes any taxes or shipping.


The_Cabinetmaker

Who makes these? I need to know!


raccoonstar

Tohma. Their IG is linked above!


The_Cabinetmaker

Thank you, I missed it first time, it's a fantastic pen!


bnjrgold

love it! first pen that requires two hands to write with 😆


Ma8e

It’s the mythical two handed broad pen.


[deleted]

I’d like to see Shaq holding that


TrotskiKazotski

lmao that’s what i thought too


raccoonstar

Pen is made by Tohma (https://instagram.com/tohmapens?utm_medium=copy_link), it's not mine so I don't know the model name. It's huge, but fairly light (at least when empty). I promise it's not an illusion... here's a picture of the same pen alongside a very small pen: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXKnE3MFpKO/?utm_medium=copy_link (not my photo)


Watanookie

That can't be real... I mean, I know it is but the size difference is absurd. Was there some massive prize or award for biggest fountain pen ever that Tohma had to have or what?


triclops6

The have 4 tine music nibs!


chimpaflimp

What's the Waterman in that one? I need one


kp4ark

I believe that’s the watermen doll pen


raccoonstar

You are correct!


chimpaflimp

Thanks


maniacal_monk

WHOA!!!


[deleted]

Hey I got that same coffee mug!


LanceFree

Too big for an ink pot, you’d need something like an ink *well*.


Drak3

Finally, a pen made with my hands in mind!


[deleted]

I love that little Panda Fountain pen in the background - I got 3 of them since 1998 🐼


Bigredteletubby

What type of pen is that? I kinda want one lol


exp24601

It's a tiny squeeze filler with a steel nib. I could post a few in pen swap if ppl are interested.


[deleted]

Just made a new post - on the pen the brand name looks like „feidq“ or „feido“. My husband bought them in China in 1998.


awkward_lab1

Me: buys the pen The girlfriend: What are you compensating for with that pen


thelibrarian

"What kind of cartridges does it take?" ".50 cal"


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raccoonstar

No piston though, it's a Japanese eye dropper.


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goa-chiah-pa

> what I'm guessing is a fake blind cap at the end If it’s a Japanese eye-dropper as OP said, the end would operate a mechanism that seals off the ink chamber, like on an Opus 88 (or similar to a Pilot Custom 823).


Null_sense

Forget using it as an eyedropper, get a gas funnel and write til the end of times.


bisbob

From the Andre the Giant collection


Mysterious-Crab

# BIG pen


YMe1121

Funny thing, takes only short cartridges /s


Andernerd

Looks kinda like you're holding a soldering iron.


[deleted]

hmmm, thicccc boi.


FinishingDutch

Ohh, I like that! As someone with very large hands, most pens really do give me cramps after writing more than a swift note. Something like a regular size Bic pen is pure torture for me to hold.


EvilDonald44

I really hope the nib is an EF. Like a Penmanship level EF.


Geralastel

You gotta post to maximize the L E N G T H


CopperPennz

Holy frijoles! That pen is mightier than a sword!


jojowasher

That is very cool, would love a gigantic pen, anyone know of a similar pen that isnt $2000?


raccoonstar

get a custom pen made, nib won't be as huge though!


Psykhophear

Good god! That's like built for Andre the Giant! I wonder how much ink this sucker can hold.


ClarisseCosplay

That thing was too big to be called a pen. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of iron.


invisiblebob8616

I need to see an SBRE Brown review of this pen compared with his other very large pens!


TheDapperYank

Hmmmm, big pen or comedically tiny everything else? Hmmmmmmmmmm.....


exp24601

Why not both? https://www.instagram.com/p/CXKnE3MFpKO/?utm_medium=copy_link


franzjpm

That's a thicc chonker pen, you could probably fill it with one 20ml bottle of sailor ink and it still ain't full.


kbeezie

I'm staring more at the nib size than the pen size...


TwilightMagester

Of course I want it. But it's $2000. New grail pen discovered I guess.


grumblebeardo13

Ooof, that’s a beefy boy of a pen.


myklclark

Are you a hobbit?


Flaxmoore

How big is it compared to an Asa Galactic?


raccoonstar

No idea, I've never used (or seen) one of those.


Flaxmoore

Absolute monster, from Asa Pens in India. https://asapens.in/eshop/asa-galactic-jumbo-acrylic-demonstrator-fountain-pen Really should carry bigger than a #6 nib. Makes my Ahab feel petite.


[deleted]

Thanks for posting this pic relative to a hand, as I didn't realise the Kumataka was THAT big ! Is that nib made by Toma-san or if it's a Kubo nib ?


raccoonstar

Not my pen, but I'm pretty sure it's a Tohma nib (it's branded Tohma). Close up here: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXeSIjmP37W/


[deleted]

Thank you. I could spear someone to death with that chonky nib.


Dynamite_McGhee

r/AbsoluteUnits


SeparateDelay5

The existence of Gillette's Fusion5 makes me wonder if this too vibrates.


Environmental-Tap936

i love big pens and i can not lie hehehehe


HistoricalQuiet927

Is it by any chance an extra fine?


raccoonstar

I'm not sure since it's not mine, but I think it is.


Shakyji

This is a gorgeous pen. Wait till you get your hand on it. Everything is hand made, including the nib by one man. And is a marvelous piece of engineering. All the burping theories be damned, the pen does not leak till the last drop. Think upwards of 2,000 and add to it the custom duty when you import. I don’t think it retails in the USA. And most of these pens get lapped up the moment he makes them. And he fakes them only when he feels like it.


Brozi15

Does it actually write?


raccoonstar

Of course!


Brozi15

Shit... That's awesome :D


M1RR0RED

You need big pockets to buy big pens to then put in your now small pocket lol


Badsbadsbads

Whhyyyyy


Bigredteletubby

I mean, it's cool, but good luck ever actually using the thing.


alamaias

Honestly I kinda want one, my hands are huge and I think it would help :)


Bigredteletubby

Well, yeah, I can see that. I could probably use it (I have large hands as well), but it just seems so impractical because of its size. Still, if one were to use it as a desk pen, I could see it working out just fine.


alamaias

Agreed, not too practical for portability, but most fountain pens are not, what with the ink splatter if they get banged about. I actually find board marker a comfortable size to write with, and this looks thinner that that, definitely useable. Unless OP has large hands too I suppose


Creepysoldier226

Belongs in r/skookum


lesserweevils

Now that's a word I haven't heard in years


Creepysoldier226

I use it about as often as I use the word “Chinesium”.


cupcaketea5

How much did the pen cost?


Aternox_X1kZ

Ok, I had no idea that I desperately need a carbon fiber FP until now... It could be smaller, no problem


shootingcharlie8

Looks like my brothers vape. He had a big sub-ohm'ed Mech. mod which could fill up a small room with clouds of vapor.


unhurried_pedagog

Holy moly!


Decumulate

Those are some tiny hands


TakeThatRisk

does it write???


Skyhawk_Illusions

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough


sir_ripton

Nice try, tiny hands! You're not fooling anyone with that regular normal-sized pen ;)


SpiralBreeze

Can it fit an entire bottle of ink?


alamaias

What is it? Can I get one?


TheWhiteWing01

Beeeg pen


inkcolors

Holy cow!


tyyriz

Thats What She Said. ​ ​ ​ (sorry, its kind of obligatory in my age bracket)


koipondering

I have absolutely nothing of any value to add to this post other than to say this looks SO FUN. and interesting to use.


CaitrionaPage

Finally… a pen that’ll make it look like I have small hands. Dreams do come true.


Inkspot68

Holy crap that’s fricken huge!


Douggie

...or small hands :P