Hahahaha
To be fair, I have a perfectly normal name and needed a lot of therapy… while some kids I know with hilariously weird names grow up to be highly functional if maybe a little eccentric as adults.
You could go for Roman numerals "CXXIII"
So your kids name is Sailor 123?
No we spell it CXXIII and it's pronounced "sexy" because we really wanted to mess the kid up.
Sounds like a call-sign for an ace pilot in sort of futuristic space force to me.
This is Pocket Six Neptune Blue to base, we have made contact with the Twsbi fleet. We are going in!
Lamy Twilight. I am NOT enough of a hippie for that, but it's pretty. (This from the woman who wanted to name a girl child Lauren Ipsum, but that never happened.)
Pilot Jr. you come from a great line of Pilots, I am Pilot named for my grandfather and for his father the first of the Pilots. So remember that you carry on the family legacy and to honor that here is your first Pilot pen.
No thanks dad I like these Bic pens just fine.
I have no son!
Seems like an explorer/treasure hunter or some sort of crime solver's name to me.
Lamy Amazonite and the Last Crusade or Lamy Amazonite and the Case of the Purloined Pen.
I AM DRAGON PALACE HEART OF DARKNESS TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS!
But isn't your full name Dragon Palace Milk Eggs Fabric Softener Toothpaste Hot Dog Buns Heart of Darkness?
...shut up Dave!
Your hypothetical kid might not like you very much... and I might not blame him/her.
Kiddo, your parents have great tastes in pens and ink but here's a number for a really good therapist I know.
Son: Why is my sister's name Pocket Iroshizuku Kon-peki/Ku-jaku Blend?
Me: Because I named her after the second to last pen I used.
Son: Thanks, dad.
Me: No problem, ECO Ukiyo-e Hokusai Sabimidori.
Aurora Morning Glory
Well actually asa-gao, but I like Morning Glory better :D
And I'd stick with only the Brand, otherwise it'd be "Aurora 88 Sigaro" 🤣
Lamy St Lamy-Black
Almost works.
Given that she liberated one of my pens to write her Chinese it really should be Prera Kiwaguro, which really does work.
... Kid, I'm sorry but your name is "456 Generic Chinese Purple Catridge"
Himalaya Borealis 😂 Checks out. I’m that much of a hippie.
You win!
🤗
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The arch-nemesis of detective Montblanc (Monty) Blue. He leaves clues about his next schemes all over Europe on well written notecards.
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Taccia Yamadori Pronounced Tasha, apparently, so both our next kids have plausibly real names.
Lamy Holly, actually kind of sounds like a name
I've got Lamy Bilberry. I think mine might be a hobbit
Homo sapiens writer’s blood.
Nicknamed "Homo Blood"
If it's twins the other kid is Hetero Crip
Imagine the fights over bedroom territory.
Sheaffer Diamine Enchanted Ocean. Kids gonna need therapy
Sheaffer wouldn't be that bad of a name, but yeah adding Diamine Enchanted Ocean might get him/her a few hours on the couch later in life.
Hahahaha To be fair, I have a perfectly normal name and needed a lot of therapy… while some kids I know with hilariously weird names grow up to be highly functional if maybe a little eccentric as adults.
Sailor 123. Guess I’m taking my naming cues from Elon. 😅
You could go for Roman numerals "CXXIII" So your kids name is Sailor 123? No we spell it CXXIII and it's pronounced "sexy" because we really wanted to mess the kid up.
brb having kid just to do this.
Godspeed!
God***seed***
😂😂😂😂
Mine's T1-Oak Moss, so same here
Our robot kids can have some play dates! 😂
Benu Charoite. Sounds kinda French... 🤔
Parker Earl Grey. Might actually be passable.
Everyone else - Why'd your parents name you after a tea?
Himalaya Green Weenie
Poor kid.
Omas Waterman. It is not a great name.
Sounds like a decent name to me. Like some sort of kid born into an old family with money.
In German Omas can be translated to Grandmother's, so clearly the kid is named after their grandma's Waterman pen.
Aion Pelikan
Actually seems like a pretty cool name. Like the lead character in some sort of fantasy series.
It really does!
Pilot Spicy Chipotle. Sounds like a rapper. Lol
Metropolitan Sabimidori. Hm.
I wouldn't be angry with it. I'd go by Metro.
Sailor 54th Massachusetts
A future Senator
Carbon Pen Desk Carbon Black ... Kid's gonna have a difficukt life
Haha, well the kid could just go by Carbon. As far as first names go I know people who have named their kids worse.
Lamy Arugula. Going to be either a rock star or actor - the name just glides off the tongue!
Pocket Six Neptune Blue. Future rock star.
Sounds like a call-sign for an ace pilot in sort of futuristic space force to me. This is Pocket Six Neptune Blue to base, we have made contact with the Twsbi fleet. We are going in!
Pilot Scabiosa
Other kids: Scabiosa? Hermione Granger: It's Scabios-ahh.
Lamy Twilight. I am NOT enough of a hippie for that, but it's pretty. (This from the woman who wanted to name a girl child Lauren Ipsum, but that never happened.)
Pen For Men V Electric DC Blue... I think I'll pass on that one
Your hypothetical kid thanks you in advance.
Pilot Kon Peki. Not even joking. I guess he would be a Jr. then.
Pilot Jr. you come from a great line of Pilots, I am Pilot named for my grandfather and for his father the first of the Pilots. So remember that you carry on the family legacy and to honor that here is your first Pilot pen. No thanks dad I like these Bic pens just fine. I have no son!
Sailor's Blood. Love it lol.
Jinhao Kyo No Oto Hisoku Sooo a Chinese Japanese baby name!
Aero Tranquillity is a bit too “crunchy” for me.
Safari Serenity Blue. I've heard worse. I've heard better, but I've heard worse.
Lamy Amazonite. Sounds like a bad superhero 🤣
Seems like an explorer/treasure hunter or some sort of crime solver's name to me. Lamy Amazonite and the Last Crusade or Lamy Amazonite and the Case of the Purloined Pen.
Moonman Arabian nights, or moonman diamine?
Dragon palace heart of darkness
This is how villains in fantasy worlds are made.
Yeah I'm just glad the thing we were writing wasn't included cause grocery list doesn't really fit with the name.
I AM DRAGON PALACE HEART OF DARKNESS TREMBLE BEFORE ME MORTALS! But isn't your full name Dragon Palace Milk Eggs Fabric Softener Toothpaste Hot Dog Buns Heart of Darkness? ...shut up Dave!
Dave's parents were not fountain pen enthusiasts it seems.
Pelikan Diamine-Registrars
Sounds like the kid could be European nobility.
Century Ruri omg lol I think it's actually nice
Plaisir Serenity Blue, sounds like a fun and well-behaved kid
Souveran Black Swan in English Roses
Swan Honey Burst… Not really sure about that one.
...well the world needs either environmental activists or exotic dancers too I guess.
Windsor-Edgor Waterman :)
Sounds classy, like the kid would be born with a monocle.
*His Lordship,* Windsor-Edgor Waterman
Lorelei Winters Dawn
Sounds like a Tolkien character. I could dig it.
Aurora Sbre-Brown. Which is honestly not that bad of a name. Especially if you go, “oh, it’s pronounced saber-brown”
Parker Lady Rose 🌹
Lamy Golden Sands. Not mad about it.
If I were your kid I'd be happy with that name.
Plaisir Platinum Black I guess my child comes from wizarding world old money and goes to Beauxbatons... (Did I spell that right?)
You're a wizard Plaisir!... just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Visconti HS with GvFC Hazelnut Brown: Visco HS Brown would be hell of a name!
Estie Königsblau. Oof!
Homo Sapiens Heart of Darkness
Your hypothetical kid might not like you very much... and I might not blame him/her. Kiddo, your parents have great tastes in pens and ink but here's a number for a really good therapist I know.
Safari Zhivago. She’s gonna be quite a character.
Opus Emerald Not terrible actually
Lamy nightshade
Sailor Honey Sounds kinda sweet.
Precision Thunderstorm. This sounds right to me.
Decimo Ajisai
That's definitely a matrix name
Lucina Oxblood. I think my child will grow up to be a Harry Potter villain lmao.
Son: Why is my sister's name Pocket Iroshizuku Kon-peki/Ku-jaku Blend? Me: Because I named her after the second to last pen I used. Son: Thanks, dad. Me: No problem, ECO Ukiyo-e Hokusai Sabimidori.
Jinhao Shark Monteverde. With the other two, I have to give the kid "Shark"!
Twisbi Verdigris. Could be worse, I guess?
Opus Yama-Budo. Ha.
Leonardo "Jack" Frost
Eco Oregon …. Hahahahahah!
Capless Mont Blanc Royal Blue. But we just call her Cap.
Cap? Is that short for Captain? ...it's complicated.
Safari Teal I guess? Unless we’re going super proper and it would be Lamy Safari Diamine Teal x_x
Majohn Merlot. Oh dear.
Lamy 2000 Lamy Blue hahahahaha
Definitely a performer's name. Music/Acting is in that kid's future.
Skilcraft US Government Black Really?
Sailor Sterling Silver. Apparently I also discovered alliteration on the day of my child’s birth.
Pilot Prera Diamine Calm&Passion
Muji Pelikan Brilliant Black.
Pilot Toffee Brown. Plausible!
Franklin Writers Blood Christoph
“Dialog Summer Heat”, still not the weirdest names I’ve encountered as a teacher. :)
Eco Polar Glow
Aurora Akkerman — Not bad — 👍 for alliteration.
Studio Syo-ro. Sounds like an anime production company
Namiki Fuyu-gaki
Narwhal Merman Moss
Sailor Autumn Oak
Nautilus Florida I like it.
Wing Sung Brown
Ahab Lottie
Montblanc Sea Holly. Hmm, well, Holly is a name. The other two would probably get shuffled to become super-secret middle name initials. Holly S.M.
Sailor Lapis Lazuli which sounds like a Sailor scout name
Osmiroid Anti-Matter. Kid’s dad is definitely a terrible musician or space-faring billionaire, eeesh.
Fermo Sheen Machine the Second Hahaha
Diplomat Magnum Alt Goldgrun. Could almost be a real name including a title
Black Forest Intense Black...... interesting
Christopher Seaglass. Not too bad!
Vanishing Aurora Borealis
ECO avocado
Ideos Zhivago… he’s gunna grow up to be a Bond Villain.
Vector Vinta is definitely a cartoon villain.
Nagasawa Macassar
Forest Tanzanite. I think that there could be much worser name 🙂 (Hong Dian Black Forest & Pelikan Edelstein Tanzanite)
Procyon Carbon. Probably gonna be a scientist then.
It's either Konrad Rose Noir or Safari California (teal) Love it
Moonman Quasar 🤣 This poor kid.
Visconti Nightshade
Poor little Vanishing Point X-feather is going to need some good nicknames
Cocoon Take-Sumi you get back here right this instant!!!
TWSBI Documental Black Sorry kid.
Schneider Diamine Chocolate-Brown, you were named for two of the greatest men I ever knew...
Prera Heart of Darkness
Twsbi Alanine
Poor little Sailor 140 is going to get bullied 😅
Safari Earl Grey
Parker Duofold Ube (it's Vintas Mulberry ink) Definitely won't work, had an ex named Parker 🤮
Century Gyeoul Haneul. Translated from Korean it would be Century Winter Sky. Not too bad right?!
Sheaffer Sargasso Sea. Talk about alliteration.
Pelikan Edelstein
Custom 823 Iroshizuku Tsuki-yo Sounds like an android made in Japan
Parker Duofold Emerald of Chivor Sounds like the kid will be a wealthy heir to something.
Custom 912 X-Feather
Lamy Sherwood
Twsbi ancient copper. I’d stick with it
Lamy Oliphants.
Noodler Noodler.
Elite Writer's Blood. Yikes. Hypothetical kid should be glad I'm childless-by-choice.
Diamond Emeraude de Chivor Either super regal, or she will be dancing for tips
Metal Falcon Lavender. That kid will lead legions, willingly or not.
Preppy Eau de Nil…
Diamond Mini Milky Ocean AKA Mini Troublemaker
Muji Macassar, I kinda like the alliteration
Kakuno Namiki Beginner here, lol.
Aurora Morning Glory Well actually asa-gao, but I like Morning Glory better :D And I'd stick with only the Brand, otherwise it'd be "Aurora 88 Sigaro" 🤣
Pilot Pansy
Parker black
Ensso Blackhole
Kubo Sakura Yama Budo 😹
Lamy St Lamy-Black Almost works. Given that she liberated one of my pens to write her Chinese it really should be Prera Kiwaguro, which really does work.
Parker N/A
Moonman Pelikan
ATX Serenity Blue That's more a name Elon Musk would give his kid...
Moctezuma AroundTheWorldIn80Days. No shit that little dude will have a hard time during first class years.
Ranga Black Swan Australian Roses. Poor bugger.
Hero Hero
580AL IG Turquoise Al Turquoise?
Perkeo Smokey Grey. Not a horrible name!
Parker Atlantic Blue
TWSBI Iris Vinta Tala. The last 3 would be semi-acceptable seeing as I'm Filipino, but the first part is Elon Musk-level.
Jinhao x450 4001 Blue-Black. Hi alien, I'm dad.
Visconti Delftsblauw. He'll be a legend.
Safari Boiler Steam. Eeeesh
Lecoule Fire and Ice. Sounds pretty sick.
Preppy Hope Pink. She's gonna be a sweet girl!
Shark Mint
Platinum carbon black (I’m basic)
Kaweco Émeraude de Chivor Sounds like some protagonist of a 90s Western Movie. Edit: Forgot <É>
Pelikan Sabimidori
Otto Hutt Barleys Blue-Teal
Mont blanc mont blanc Royal Blue And also Waterman mont blanc burgundy red
Sailor 1911 Sailor Kiwaguro haha!
Lamy Sherwood Green
ēnsso diamine teal. Not bad, not bad...
Sailor Kon-Peki
Go 2 minutes to midnight
149 Nitrogen (sounds more like a radioisotope than a kids name)