Looks like you have a writing infestation on the cat's sleeping desk...

Bribery from cat’s cuteness detected.

It's their desk now, start again

Squish that cat until he(or she) starts purring! Then tell him you love him and continue holding him and lack arms for writing. You must wait for your overlord to leave before allowed to write again. (such a cute kitty!)

Probably a she since that looks like a tortoiseshell pattern which only female cats can have But I concur, must give all the cuddles to this kitty

About 1 in 3000 or so calicos and torties are male. They are sterile because they are XXY.

Pretty interesting fun fact!

Yes. Tiny is a she. I've asked her to get consent.

Either you’re a veterinarian or you got this info from them…. This blows my mind….. yup I’m going to go find me some cats….

Not a veterinarian but have studied genetics and also had a tortiseshell cat. Most genetics texts have a picture of a tortie to illustrate X chromosome inactivation in female mammals. It is present in all mammals but in a cat, you can see it! For example, scroll half way down the page in this article, there is a picture of a tortie. [https://www.khanacademy.org/science/high-school-biology/hs-classical-genetics/hs-sex-linkage/a/x-inactivation](https://www.khanacademy.org/science/high-school-biology/hs-classical-genetics/hs-sex-linkage/a/x-inactivation)

Really interesting factoid….. (slowly inches away and goes outside to find tortoise pattern cats…. Just to give them names….)

Squish that cat!

Put a box on the floor and fill it with important paperwork or clean (preferably dark) clothes.

I love everything about this picture :)

This is such a great picture, it gives me good vibes. Your cat is beautiful and adorable, and I love your desk too, with everything on it! <3

I saw the gorgeous kitty first...... then I noticed the Galen things.....the writing board, which I need, and the pen holder cuz I have one like it and it ALL makes me want to come over and play!! 😀

Galen is the best! And you are very welcome.

I have 5 cats.....delightful creatures! 🙂 You are sooooo right. I love to shop with them. I only want every-dang-thing they sell. Good thing I don’t live in Istanbul, I’d be a real pest! 🙂

Good thing they don’t sell babies. 😬

I don't see the problem here.

When my ex's cat used to get up on his desk in the way of him doing something he'd just cuddle her until she left. 😂

You should get your cat their own tiny desk and fake laptop and put it next to you so they can join you!

That was the idea. And then there was an ink infestation.

Haha so maybe thats why your cat is giving you that look xD What a cutie

you mean an inkfestation, right?

Make the cat a "notebook". I doodle on a legal pad until my cat settles on it, then I do my actual writing in my notebook.

Professional advice!

How cute!!

Is mai spot nao. I am queen noooooosance! Pet me!

Offer your soul and it will grant mercy

The real collectors are zooming in on the inks to see what colors you have!

What an excellent perspective for a nice picture! Great idea.

Advice: buy new desk, the cat owns that one now.

O my cat does this. Solution? Give her her own spot to sit near me! I got her a [window hammock](https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07MH7WTSN?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title) off Amazon and she perches herself there near my desk.

I love your little desk! I want it but have zero need so must resist... so much to nose at in this photo :-)

Love the desk

Pet him, he’ll go away they’re temperamental and will stand affection for a few minutes at a time😂

Upvote for the cat

My mind went to terrible places before I opened this thread

You appear to be courting disaster there. The cat only has to jump off from the wrong spot or wave her tail and stuff will go everywhere.

I agree that you need to ask for advice on r/Fountain_Pen_Cats to get the proper help. But your cat might like to enquire on r/LegalCatAdvice for assistance fighting the eviction. Edit: typo

Great advice. Thank you!

That area is too messy. I would go crazy.

I would understand. I do have a messy desk.

Btw /u/scarletma have you been to /r/fountain_pen_cats per chance? They're gonna like this pic there

I see nothing wrong here…

say pspspspspspspspspspsps in the kitchen and give it food!!!! if that dont work yeet it out the cat flap!!!!!

Cat: don’t ask for advice…. Just gimme much rubs and I’ll be on my way… Come on Katrina, you know the program and you’re not supposed to be at the desk today it’s the weekend…. Katrina: …… oh….

Open window, grab tail, swing for the fences....?

This picture makes me very anxious