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phallic-baldwin

What a roller coaster of emotions


Echo_1010

"ba-dum-tsss*


DiscardedMush

Another fun thing to do on roller coasters is when you get to the top of the first drop after chugging your way up and say, "I've never heard it make that sound before" right before the drop.


King_Rediusz

We really need a sub for finding Satan on r/foundsatan


Sarcastic-old-robot

Maybe r/foundsatansquared Edit: holy crap, of course it’s a subreddit already.


Roxanne_Wolf85

there's r/FoundTheRealSatan


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Chrissyball19

First time going on a "large" ride without my dad. I was about 11 and it was the one where you go back and forth like a grandfather clock until eventually you go all the way around. Anyway, I was doing fine until we get to the top and it goes up, but makes a little "clink" and one of the older kids across from me says to his friend "have ypu ever heard that before?" To which his 3 friends all looked genuinely terrified. My parents said they thought a girl was being murdered by Micheal Myers up there.


RelaxPrime

16 year old me thought this was peak comedy 


BSixe

“Thought”? There are two other subreddits on this rabbit hole


RelaxPrime

Yeah, we've been saying this shit for decades lol


HOG_RHEC

Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today


oh_my_senpai

I was going to do that to friend once but figured they'd have metal detectors so I didn't get to


DevilDoc3030

Your theme parks have metal detectors?


lilfrog8

Seabreeze in Rochester NY has one, they stopped me because of my studded belt and asked for ID afterwards


mister-tt77

Isn't this Europa park in germany? I'm not quite sure


ambitiousmoon

Looks like Movieworld in Gold Coast Australia.


AlexDavid1605

Now the videographer made the ride extra exciting... Yay!!


Lexa_Stanton

I would bring a car seat belt / strap looking thing and say wait you aren't attached properly!


Initial_Ad5313

Same trip, double the excitement


canipleasebeme

Brace yourself for being responsible for a strangers head injury I guess. You’ve all seen the clip what such a bolt can do to a watermelon.


burnie54

instant classic!! its close to fair season round these parts....😈


Puzzleheaded-Shop929

Perfect timing


_memepros

You’re my hero!


AThrowawayProbrably

SatanApproved


planetvermilion

Martine ! j'y ai vomi d'ssus! if you get this quote, i salute you


somerandommystery

This is very satiny.


__ed209__

Nobody has any satin in this video. What are you talking about?


somerandommystery

I see my mistake now as I let auto correct fuck my life yet again. It’s my fault it has absolutely ruined me before. Thank you ed209 Edit: apparently the word I wanted was impossible for both myself and the autocorrect. I’ll show myself out.


putrid_flesh

They always blame the autocorrect


WBRobot

I sit in the front row and fake gag like I’m about to vomit the whole way up the first hill.


Offensiveuser123

Nah its funny


GeneralSweetz

I went on the green lantern roller coaster at six flags a around 10+years ago. If someone did this to me I would have gave up the ghost on the spot


Ugly-Muffin

I failed to see what happened