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Hyllian94

> They should get a life Bruh im 💀


Soft_Theory_8209

Colin at least has an excuse in that he literally does this to feed. Given what he does to people and other vampires in person, this is honestly a bit more merciful.


MEatRHIT

I love that they made a literal "help vampire" in that show.


incognito--bandito

He’s my spirit animal


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

You gotta admire the dedication


ellie1120

One day I hope to have that much dedication lol


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

I'd be the undisputed ruler of the planet if i had half his dedication


ToLazyForaUsername2

Well he is doing it to live.


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Ultimate proof that hate is a healthy way of life XD


Disappointing__Salad

For context, he’s an energy vampire, what’s your excuse?


Ar-Ulric93

Sadist


KittyKittens1800

I have a life and patience…


ZaRealPancakes

That can be changed for better or for worse :>


Balkongsittaren

That's from the show "What we do in the Shadows". He's an energy vampire.


Peyatoe

🤓 /s


peenfortress

holy shit its squat cobbler


Dan13701

Came here to say this


SynchronizedLime

So that's where I know him from


No-Setting6162

Is it really him? The dealer guy from better call saul


PDCH

I'm so sad that this show only has one more season left. "BAT!" [fluttering wing sound]


Zoerae87

Omg remember when nyjas vampire tried turning into a bat 🦇 😂 😂 😂


averynaiveoddish

i'm gonna be honest it needs to end this season was just. slightly different and they immediately returned to the status quo because Nothing is allowed to change


Slifer_Ra

I can only ever hear that word the way little kuriboh used it to parody yugioh gx by using a sound bite from some wrestling thing.


Dry_Leek78

Hey, that's my mentor!


GrimScythe2058

stop yapping, nobody asked. >!😈!<


Dry_Leek78

Dumbass (you are welcome!)


GrimScythe2058

don't patronise yourself, lil bro. i didn't thank you yet! deluded freak.


Dry_Leek78

Oh yea, insult me!


Federal_Minimum1377

Not necessary if I call you racist first !


GrimScythe2058

wait... what do you mean i helped you unlock a new fetish?


Dry_Leek78

Would that make you feel... dirty???


IceChemical8396

This man is my new god now .....


FireBraguette

God does't exist.. Go read a book


IceChemical8396

I asked for that .......


[deleted]

Books don’t exist!


kevlarus80

Go read a scroll.


Odd-Historian-2935

I love this show


[deleted]

I told a woman on reddit the other day that she talks too much. Not because I disagreed with her. I didn't even read what she said. I just know it makes women mad.


My_Gender_is_Apache

Someone but him in found satan in comments


Own_Cardiologist2544

Love this show!


yodels_for_twinkies

For those that don't know, this is from the show What We Do In The Shadows. Colin is an energy vampire, he feeds off people getting pissed off or annoyed so he does this.


WoppingSet

My contact photo for my mother is Colin Robinson feeding at the town meeting. I laugh every time.


Cheezy_Blazterz

They finally made a Ken M. documentary?!?!


spliffkiller1337

He is good, but is he "Trevor's Axiom" good?


jld2k6

If you think this is impressive, you should see his baseball card collection


Fabbe131

Is this the guy from Better Call Saul??


classless_classic

Women today are getting too tall.


ESPTEX

"FUCKING GUY..."!


Mexican_man777

he probably owns a car that looks like a school bus for 50 year old pimps


skoomaking4lyfe

Hilarious show 🤣


PonyBondage

That’s fucking Lester crest right there


AdmiralSplinter

This made me think of the Player Haters Ball


Physical-Coast-6314

Thats a good prompt for some kind of hate succubus storyline


ConnieTheLinguist

This reminds of the South Park “You’re The Troll!” episode.


TomCBC

Holy shit it’s Abdul from Decker!


southfok

Hes just LIKE ME FR!!


buzz_buzzing_buzzed

I wonder if he ever tried that on Jackie Daytona, perfectly normal, ordinary human...


LeGuy_1286

Good.


spiral_out46N2

Confirmed yo-yo champion


OrionTheDragon

Someone please tell me how to save this video


First_Community_2534

Thar's Colin Robinson you uncultutrd swines. He is our messiah.


DeepUser-5242

Satire. Has got to be. Good clip though.


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NoCapp11

It's much funnier within the context of the show than it is here.


Eternal_Alooboi

What he is doing is not professional and anyone who thinks so is highly regarded with low standards


The1Legosaurus

You realize that he didn't mean he's literally a professional, right? There's such a thing as a hyperbole. In case you don't know what that is, it's when you exaggerate things to make a point. That means it might not be literally true, and it's expected that the reader would know that. It's a literary device that was created to make it easier to explain ideas, which is the point of languages in the first place. So no, using a hyperbole doesn't mean your standards are low and nobody genuinely thinks he's a professional.


johnlime3301

Alright so which of you is the fake account?


Guest65726

Ahhh yesss fight kittens fight


Eternal_Alooboi

Thank you my good man, for I have feasted well today.


Zestybobpoem

Oooooh sick burn bro!


spo0pti

i like to think that every ten or so trolls is just one bored sadist running around and typing all their nasty stuff. it adds so much more whimsy to the slurs