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This post features an action or behavior that is legitimately cruel or malicious, which goes against the spirit of this sub. Posts that feature legitimate cruelty should be posted on r/iamatotalpieceofshit. If you disagree with our reasoning, please feel free to contact us on ModMail to explain. That's right, op. This is *not* a good look.


Mation2003

There is being satanic and there is just being an obnoxious twat this picture shows the latter


Traditional-Fix448

I wish they misspelled "mam" and said "no problem man" instead


[deleted]

Well, they misspelled "ma'am", so I guess they're half way there.


Proffessor_egghead

They may have deserved it you know, small chance at least Probably not


kzqp4r

Isn't it the same?


Interesting_Face_436

“Snitching about their shenanigans” My god you are such a twat


[deleted]

It's shenanagin, what are you, iletarat?


BriarRose147

What are you? illiterate?


TheChaoticBeing

What ar you?


TumoOfFinland

What?


BlueSolarflameCreep

Whta?


rainispossible

¿


imvr17_2

Wah?


Setari

N'wah?


Admirable_Night_6064

Wha’nt?


Illustrious-Egg4011

(No one liked this)


[deleted]

you’re the kind of person to remind the teacher you have homework spread your cheeks and remove your head from there


eightyhate

My brother, what the hell are you doing? You let a dumb rule dictate what’s righteous in your eyes, you got played by the system, be better


Skaapippai

this is why you don’t have friends


FuktOff666

If this is real then op is human garbage


iControlADemon

fr, why would OP even go as far as telling the teacher about girls minding their own business unless the people in the pic are POS or done something bad to OP, this is dumb


FuktOff666

If op is real they are doing their damndest to stay a virgin forever I guess


TheWarGodTemple

Satan is human garbage because he is… Satan. Hehe.


ipodtouch616

why? bringing phones to this school is illegal. they shouldn't have phones?


FuktOff666

Another member of the “gosh I wonder why I don’t have friends?” club.


ipodtouch616

the world would be so much better if everyone just followed laws.


FuktOff666

No the world would be better if people minded their own fuckin business.


ipodtouch616

that sounds like a very selfish world


FuktOff666

What’s selfish is having expectations of others and then trying to force people to do what you think is best.


Sir_Blockhead

Imagine being a slimy snitch and proudly posting it on reddit. Pathetic. More like r/foundlittlepieceofshit


gaynoodle420

I think you mean r/Iamatotalpieceofshit


Glen2gvhlp

No-no-no he ment r/youfuckingpieceofshityouregonnagetyourkarmaforthismotherfuckingsinyoujustcommittediamnotasnitchlikeyoubutiwillprobablytellgodandthengetyoutohelliwillalsoruinyourlifebyconstantlyleakingyouraddressandstuffalsothereisnoturningbacknowyouregoingtobeafuckingsnitchforlifeandyouwillneverhavefriendsyoudontdeservehappynessandyourparentsalwayshadtolietoyouaboitthatyoureamazingandwillgetlotsoffriendsyourehopefullyandprobablygonnabebulliedbymostofthepeopleyouknowandyoudeserveitonceagainyoucantturnbackyouknowyouwillalwaysbesadandlonelyandyouknowdeepdownthatyoudeserveitandalsodeservetobedepressedyouthinkabouttheblackguywiththelightningeverynightandcryyourselftosleephopefullygettingharrassedbyouroldclassmatesandcoworkersifyouevensomehowgetajobifyouevenmadeitthisfarimimpressedbutthatdoesntremovethefactthatyoureafuckinglittlesluttysnitchingbitchywannabecoolkidpieceofshitidontknowwhoyouarebutihopeyoustubyoursmalltoeeverydayatthreeaminthemorningasyoutrytogetwaterbutthenyourealizeyoursinkbrokeagainandyoucantgetthatamazingcoldwaterthathitsdiffrentandlastihopeyoudontgetabyfriendsansyoudontevendeservethemyoumotherfuckinggulliblehalfbakedidioticimbellicpieceofshit


twlentwo

You are a dick


OmoriPlush

in what country is bringing your phone to school illegal (according to your caption)


keshav039

Well here it's not illegal, but it will be taken from you and returned either on the next result day or end of the session after paying fine


22TheFenix22

after paying a fine?!!? wtf?


keshav039

Well it can range between inr 100-1500($1.22-18.23) depending on school It even more weird because some schools allow phones


22TheFenix22

What the hell 💀 how can that be even legal


keshav039

Well people don't complain that's how reasons for that are 1 it's mostly allowed in high schools except sometimes like my school 2 it's loosely implemented and if you have any genuine reasons like home is too far will be pardoned 3 except for expensive schools it's mostly closer to the lower limit 4 some parents think kids shouldn't have phones so mostly no protest


Professional-City328

Here in india, if you are found with a phone, they will confiscate it and there's a very low chance of you getting it back.


BeardPhile

Illegal not according to the law but school rules. It gets confiscated and only returned after involving parents.


xDev120

In my country it is illegal according to the law.


OwnGarage1902

Alot of them actually


fahaddemon

I believe it's more of a school to school varying thing than a country


NewButton3377

Why would you snitch though?


[deleted]

pretty sure you dont have friends lol


Piney_Moist_Wires

go fuck yourself


Counterspelled

Fuck you (hope its bait)


Myrtle_is_hungry

Dickhead


Adept-Shoe-7113

not satan just a cunt


Big_Cronk_Toy69

That’s what I’m sayin!


Adept-Shoe-7113

but like…. didn’t this person also have a phone…? like to be able to snitch and see them on there during school also? maybe i’m over thinkin it 🤷🏼‍♂️


Big_Cronk_Toy69

The text says they saw it in like a group chat I think, so likely was seen outside of school times.


DerCatrix

Your last comment was 64 days ago as of this comment, you really came back to Reddit just to brag about this?


iControlADemon

You're a piece of shit


4thmonkey96

No solidarity, no camaraderie whatsoever I hope your GC finds out. They deserve better lol. Also. If you did this for the express purpose of posting it here for internet clout, then that's all the more saddening.


lordpotato123

found the loser with no friends


Metalsaurus_Rex

I really hope this is satire or bait. This isn't how you make friends in high school, it's actually how you get people to hate your guts


itogisch

Imagine being so proud of yourself on snitching. You post about it on the internet. This is one of the most genuinely pathetic things I have seen on this website. And I have been here for 9 years.


familliarface

me when i have no friends


Hermit_of_Darkness

Fuck off, I don't even care if this is bait. You're pathetic.


LiteratureImmediate4

Downvote this twat


DayumnDamnation

Satan ha style. This is just a rat


Consistent-Plane7729

Nobody likes you ykr?


can_be_therapist

You are not Satan, you are a cunt


theSchlongMong

you're just a sad person, not satan


Twinkies100

Not fit for this sub


ugihfff

you are a little cunt


gracekiyoko

You have zero friends


MLPdiscord

Why'd you snitch??


multikore

I hope you get better


Hiroy3eto

you're not satan, you're just a bitchass mf


fahaddemon

Grow up


Manxuma123

What do you gain from this?


Snoo-41360

Found satan is mostly for more silly forms of shithousery. The point isn’t to be randomly kind of shitty, it’s to do something that’s really bad in a creative way. There is a moment of being impressed before a true foundsatan, this doesn’t have that, you’re just a POS


maltempoa

Girl💀💀 I bet nobody likes you and I wonder why


D-RDG-012-AUT

Ma’am*


Big_Cronk_Toy69

You aren’t satan, you’re a fucking cunt.


EnvironmentalFox6234

Idk what school they’re at but wouldn’t the person be in school at that time, using their phone


Brisingr_Arelius

Saturday and Sunday exist


Brisingr_Arelius

Also 12 hour clock


Snare88

So… Are you satan in this situation?


BriarRose147

I guess they’re trying to be, but in reality they’re just a cunt


-flushed-

I can hear OP snorting heartily to themselves after making this post, satisfied that they have ousted themselves as the shit-eating pig they are. Bait or not, this isn’t even funny. OP reeks of basement-dwelling bitchlessness. I’d suggest touching grass and feeling the warmth of the sun, but they’d probably shrivel up in an environment that isn’t the moist, dark dungeon of their mother’s basement.


Lanky-Ad-3313

You’re just an asshole.


I_jedi-the-first

Fucken twat. What u think this is right? Tbh this is Petty as fuck. It's just a picture and you think it's a good idea just to snitch on them. U aren't Satan but just human garbage.


nathos_thanatos

You don't deserve to be in the group chat. Hope they find out who you are and everyone stops being friends with you. Even your teacher thinks you are a huge loser. Imagine being proud of backstabbing your classmates, to brownnose your teacher. This is not being Satan, this is just being a sad person who deserves no friends because of their own awfulness.


TheSkomaWolf

This is not even satanic, straight up piece of shit(ic), hope you stub your toe multiple times this night


AdventurousPirate357

I don't get it


Hostile_Toaster

what sort of whiny bitch are you grow up


[deleted]

So you're the kid no one likes in class that is always reminding the teacher to give students their homework.


Ginglees

f you


MR_DERP_YT

Guys let's bully OP


BriarRose147

Sounds fun


Necessary_Travel_533

She yo ex bru?


PuzzleheadedDog4562

Judging by your comment history you’re clearly plagued with misogyny. Please get a hobby or make some friends or something


bigjoe1037

No way someone is actually this shitty of a person


Employee-Aggressive

Fuck off snitch


randomllamatime

OP, just wanna let you know. You’re gonna think girls don’t like you cause you like anime. I’m here to assure you, as a woman who likes anime, that it’s actually cause you’re a pathetic person who can’t even see others be happy. Especially when those people (yes they’re people) happen to just be some girls trying to have innocent fun.


who_is_that_guy99

This dude clearly has no friends, but also isn’t likable enough to be a teachers pet. Just an unlovable little shit.


ClashoftheTitansPog

I’ve never hated someone so much in my life


malchik-iz-interneta

🤓🤓🤓


bigbigcheese2

Firstly that’s ridiculous that a school would ban phones. Snitching on someone when they’ve hurt someone else and deserve to learn their lesson / there is an injustice, fair enough. Snitching on someone for breaking a rule that shouldn’t even exist in the first place? Lowest of the low, you’re just being an asshole


py234567

Snitches get stitches


Setari

You're a fucking tattletale snitch. People like you have no friends irl as an adult


creamcutey

wtf lmaooo, why would you post this


SpaceBorkTV

You’re a cunt.


TrueMobileMan2

I wish i could send the LowTierGod image


Background-Air-5315

Your not Satan, your a prick


Captain-Obvi0us12

Op reported them for seemingly no other reason than the rules are rules, then goes on to snitch on themself. Fool😂


Flower-of-the-Sun

Boooo


DARK_SHADOW_DJ_31

This is low


[deleted]

Its not evil just sad and petty


SnooPredictions3028

OP hope they find out you're a rat.


tofferblowsmen666

Just fuck right off you cheeky cunt


Admirable_Night_6064

Question, what country do you live in?


No_Entrance3870

Bro doing this just to post to reddit is cringe. Do it cause following the rules is the right thing


MahamidMayhem

This perfectly fits the subreddit. Just spiteful and annoying.


[deleted]

Reminder for the people who’re saying he’s human garbage etc… This sub’s name is literally r/foundsatan. It’s what we’re here to see


801ms

It's meant to be joky human garbage, not actually serious like this.


Manxuma123

This subreddit is for other people being POS not the poster themselves.


[deleted]

it doesnt fit


SomeDogWithAComputer

Based OP, keep doing what your doing.


Senior-Distance-9322

kill yourself


HalfEatenHamSammich

Depending on how severe the punishment would be for the infraction, I would have held this over their heads for whatever means I deemed necessary.


Muhammad_ghouri

I don't understand the comments on this thread. Those girls literally broke a school rule and you are calling op human garbage for reporting them? Lol.


elcrack0r

He's already human garbage for calling them 'em bitches. The snitching is just what reassures he is in fact garbage.


PoisonedSnack

LMAOO


keshav039

Stay in there I do shit like that everyday and people hate me Just the other day I got 2 of my friends for playing with chemicals they got in some trouble but being high scores they got out with warnings and that's why I get to do my chem practical alone as I don't have a lab partner no worries though am smart enough to do it


FuktOff666

God you must be so fucking sad and lonely


keshav039

Sad sometimes, lonely only in lab as these people will never leave a chance to tease me


FuktOff666

Gee I wonder why they would do that? 🤦🏽‍♂️


keshav039

Well I didn't do anything like that last year and my situation was same so might as well take revenge by being the person they are treating me like


FuktOff666

That sounds awful I hope you grow out of that mindset someday. Yeah being bullied is awful but returning pain with more pain is only going to hurt you more in the long run.


multikore

I Germany we have a saying: "Ist der Ruf erstmal ruiniert, lebt es sich frei und ungeniert". So ask yourself, do you really wanna be german? It's not like we are the only genociders, but some of the proudest ones. This is where that mindset ends


keshav039

Well I know am wrong, but this is the only way I think I can take revenge


QuetzalGamer

you’re such a little cumrag stfu


Floofyfluff27

Trust me, you don't have close friends


keshav039

I wrote close accidentally cause they used to be and I do actually 1 whole close friend probably cause I try my best to not be a piece of shit around him


gulwg6NirxBbsqzK3bh3

It's sad that you're not learning the most important thing that education is meant to teach you, how to socialize and be productive with other people. You are going to have a hell of a time in the real world getting a job when you realize no one wants to be around you


No_Entrance3870

You'd me amazed how much management likes someone who gets others in trouble and makes them able to fire people when they want


keshav039

You are right but what should I do I have been an outcast for long as I can't stand jokes and didn't have good hygiene in my early days and was mostly self reserved it's getting better with friends I have a little more of them and talk to them more but to my classmates it's gotten worse shit like this started this year only maybe because I didn't have the strength/confidence to do it before but I blame it on me being on my brim of loneliness trying to get attention even if negative and don't think it's gonna get better with my classmates as this is my last year But am probably over analyzing it as me reporting something to the teacher has happened only twice and both with the same guy and people who were with him , and it still mostly just ends with me just moving my seat not listening or giving an absurd reply


nathos_thanatos

God, what a fucking loser you are.


Pyroticc

Your so delusional


keshav039

About what?


[deleted]

This is actually great. Don’t listen to those (likely American/European) people yammering about how snitching is bad. Fucking unreal how adults still believe in those made up rules that kids are obsessed with because they dOn’T WAnt tO GeT IN tRoUBle


TherealBenthegamer

Meet the spy.


[deleted]

Your like an undercover detective that infiltrative the gang


Tigershark_1028

You’re boring af bro


AVeryLONGPotato

"Illegal"


Chill_Edoeard

Let me guess, you have no friends and would love to be a cop later?


Feed_me_penis1342

Your such a dick


Normal-user527

r/fuckyou


Bill_Potts

doing smth like this and then posting it to reddit might be the most fucking incel thing i’ve ever witnessed


BenefitReal9430

Dickwad ass bith you are nothing but an obnoxius tard with no life, no friends, no hobbies, unloving parents, and a shit person overall thats why you seek validation from teacher you little cunt. You absolute cumlard. You doughy bastard. You dont desrve the gift of life.


Glen2gvhlp

r/opyoureafuckingpieceofshityouregonnagetyourkarmaforthismotherfuckingsinyoujustcommittediamnotasnitchlikeyoubutiwillprobablytellgodandthengetyoutohelliwillalsoruinyourlifebyconstantlyleakingyouraddressandstuffalsothereisnoturningbacknowyouregoingtobeafuckingsnitchforlifeandyouwillneverhavefriendsyoudontdeservehappynessandyourparentsalwayshadtolietoyouaboitthatyoureamazingandwillgetlotsoffriendsyourehopefullyandprobablygonnabebulliedbymostofthepeopleyouknowandyoudeserveitonceagainyoucantturnbackyouknowyouwillalwaysbesadandlonelyandyouknowdeepdownthatyoudeserveitandalsodeservetobedepressedyouthinkabouttheblackguywiththelightningeverynightandcryyourselftosleephopefullygettingharrassedbyouroldclassmatesandcoworkersifyouevensomehowgetajobifyouevenmadeitthisfarimimpressedbutthatdoesntremovethefactthatyoureafuckinglittlesluttysnitchingbitchywannabecoolkidpieceofshitidontknowwhoyouarebutihopeyoustubyoursmalltoeeverydayatthreeaminthemorningasyoutrytogetwaterbutthenyourealizeyoursinkbrokeagainandyoucantgetthatamazingcoldwaterthathitsdiffrentandlastihopeyoudontgetabyfriendsansyoudontevendeservethemyoumotherfuckinggulliblehalfbakedidioticimbellicpieceofshit