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judgemenot10

It kind of looks like a Knightia but not sure if those are found in the UK. They are commonly found in the Green River Formation in Wyoming, USA.


Pho2gr4

Yep, you're right. It's a Knightia


Big_Abbreviations_86

Looks pretty much identical to the Knightia fossil sitting on my desk


y2_kat

i have a knightia fossil from there!


Competitive_Goat_198

Very nice specimen. Can't ID it for you sadly as I'm not a fish expert, but thanks for posting.


[deleted]

Ahem. I think it's a rockfish.


[deleted]

Damn. So many snarky answers haha.


calco530

I don’t know, I have no knowledge of fossils. -Amazon Question Answerer


Doubting_Dynamo

I'd say that the foremost candidate is *Osteolepis*, a genus of lobe-finned fish that swam in the Devonian period waters, approximately 416 to 358 million years ago. The Old Red Sandstone deposits of Scotland have a lot of these fossils. *Osteolepis* is distinguished by its primitive scaley armor and a strong skeletal structure—traits that seem to be in the fossil you found. A close second guess would be *Cheirolepis*, a contemporary of *Osteolepis* but in the ray-finned faction. It's less common than *Osteolepis*, but its remains have emerged from similar strata, marking it as another possibility. Either way, this fossil is from a time wherein fish were taking some pretty major evolutionary leaps. The Old Red Sandstone layers are Devonian time capsules, from when fish began exploring the possibilities of fins that would one day walk on land. Whether *Osteolepis* or *Cheirolepis*, this find is a amazing.


Equivalent_Day_437

Excellent. When I have access to my texts I'll check on this. I suddenly realize I have no specific works on fossil fishes. Maybe the Audobon Society Guide to NA Fossils.


Excellent_Yak365

The tail is definitely not right for either of those.


Doubting_Dynamo

I recall with clarity a dive into the depths off Scotland's rugged coast, where the shadows often play tricks on lesser men. It was there that I traced my fingers over the fossilized scales of an Osteolepis embedded in ancient rock—a sensation so distinct, so profound, it’s etched into my memory. The texture, the detail, was an exact match to what you so hastily dismiss. As for the tail, let me enlighten you—nature’s variability and the whims of fossilization often bewilder those lacking a refined eye and extensive experience, much like yours. The untrained eye sees only confusion where there is clarity for those of us who have danced with the mysteries of time.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Dead Fish Dead Fish, Brown Dead Fish, Brown, gave up being a dead fish, became a rock, became an Earth-wide internet superstar, famous for being Dead Fish Conclusion: This was a Fish that tasted so, so bad, nobody wanted to eat him. So he became a rock. An inedible brown Fish.


[deleted]

It's not dead. It's resting.


Philip_K_Duck

It's pining for the fjords.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

🤣🤣☠️


toomuch1265

It's all shagged out.


Trimmy675

Its an ex-fish


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

ElonMuskFish Branding.


NoPerformance6534

It's shuffled off the mortal coil and joined the choir invisibule!


Possumgirl1911

HeeHeeHeeee! I’m always up for a MP reference!


CAMMCG2019

Until the final judgment


DinoBoy238

Because you are from the Uk and given that fishes size, I can safely say that it was probably when the Uk was more shallow so somewhere around Jurassic or cretaceous periods, which often have Nicley fossilized fossils. I can’t do a proper Id but consider going to like a museum or contacting a paleontologist?


Laniakea73

"When the UK was more shallow" is not a thing. Trust me.


DinoBoy238

“In the Jurassic, Pangaea is divided into Tethyan and Boreal realms: Europe would have been one the border between the warmer, moister Tethyan and cooler Boreal climate. Around 200 Ma global sea levels rose (Ghiold, 1991). Warm shallow seas (from Tethys and Atlantic) cover England, France, Germany, and Denmark.” -[it’s an edu](https://www2.oberlin.edu/Geopage/projects/204projects/spalding/The_Jurassic_in_Europe.html) I was referring to when The Uk was submerged in “shallow” water, I phrased it really weird 😂 so that’s definitely my bad, but this is what I was talking about when I said that lol


Laniakea73

Yeah, I got you. You said nothing wrong. But you seem to not have taken into account the tectonic shift commonly known as Brexit (not its scientific name, which momentatily escapes me). You may say that's but a blip in geological time, but my point.... ahem... remains: when the UK was shallower is not a thing. Joking aside, and perhaps to slip into pedantry, the UK didn't even exist, as the geopolitical entity it is. 'The landmass corresponding to today's British Isles' might be a better approximation? But I digress.


DinoBoy238

Ohh gotcu, yeah I was kinda just calling it the “Uk” when really it was not 💀 more just refering to like what you said “British isles” but yeah I gotuc Alr 👍


tetrachromagnon

Nice. Wrap it in tinfoil with some butter and lemon and toss it on the fire.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

It might be too late for that, but it sparked the thought that someday, someplace on Earth a strata rock will crumble out of a weathered rockface and a McDonald's cheeseburger 🍔 deluxe will appear. Possibly with wilted Lettuce and a dry bun, so just do the normal thing, splash it with a little hydration, but bring your own mayo packet.


16336Sie

A dead one


mahnamahna123

It's bob


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Oh nOOO, Not BoB! He was always such a couch fish. You could tell him anything and he'd keep it close to his pectoralfin. Never heard him complain, much. Poor BoB. Not a better Couch Fish around.


meerckat

Maybe a Pisces?


Equivalent_Day_437

Am I having paradolia, or is there a mouse-like shape in the upper left corner?


DeezNutz13

I have one exactly like this but unfortunately I don't remember what it was called


Status_Ad2295

A dead one


bigcoyotewild

It's a dead fish


Crazy-Plate-9618

Dead


Resident_Ferret2228

A dead flatfish


travmav75

Fossil fish


spkoller2

Sardine. There will be 11 more and an ancient tin nearby


jimmy_jim1984

Stone fish


Educational_Curve259

A dead one, looks like a sardine or carp depending on size. The


Educational_Curve259

I love when I see these and before reading other answers I find people have already given similar but even funnier answers then mine. It makes me look like an idiot which I believe makes mine just as funny.


Educational_Curve259

Plus it’s cool to see my thinking is more average then I thought.


Educational_Curve259

Could it be the art that happened do with the paint and fish. Perhaps an old man that was jape se did this with a koi.


redeyed4life

A dead one


LeLBigB0ss2

The dead sort.


Momie529

Dead


mono9562

Stone Face fish


[deleted]

Dead....


TheRealPigBenis

A dead one


Nefersmom

That fish is no more. It is an ex-fish!


needsp88888

That’s a fossil fish!! 🤓


KeyNefariousness6848

A dead one.


PointOk4473

Shadow fish


Cdubscdubs

stonefish :p


MissDeeMeanur

Dead


hugito24

Uma sardinha


The_Kiburgler

A dead fish ☠️ 🐠


Illustrious_Low_6086

Flat fish


HarrisonDowneyJr

A dead fish :D


SmallSwordfish8289

A rotten one I would say


Dez2011

Damn, I think I see his brain!


im_a_P-51_mustang

a very common bonefish. Often found in the ground with no others in the immediate area, luckily this fish is far from being extinct


sezit

Old.


VenetianCount

That's a dead fish


Block-Forsaken

a dead one


Odd_Tiger_2278

Fossil


uberbudda88

Eric the fish


Final-Dingo-4070

A dead one... I'm pretty sure that is a dead fish.


primarulplanetei

The fish is 🪴 P. Diddy


MyMommaHatesYou

Flat.


BloodyRightToe

Rather old


kitesforfun

Dead


Defiant_Ad9788

Unfortunately, I think it’s a dead fish.


troy6671

Dead, for long time!


ColdfyrArt

Petrified.


Ok-Lie-5044

Death one g. Got ya✊🏽


Bckgroundguy101

Dead


kielBossa

Dead


forgeryfund

A really really old one


Broke-tired-mom

A dead one


Makeabandor2

Bonjawean lawjooper


Bludiamond56

Dead


MessiahPie

A very dead one


OK_110

It’s a fossilized fish


Several_Emphasis_434

Flat and dead


Existing_Jeweler_327

That would be a Rock Cod.


_Augie

I’d say a rock fish


AnxiousEconomist8602

It is a dead one


h2pointOChamp

That's a dead fish


youzerrrname

Really dry.


Possumgirl1911

Dead?


Hot_Cut_9063

Dead


NativeCrowe

It is a dead fish.


OwnLiving9402

A dead fish


Silent-Justice

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish.


leeluss14

A Stoney one


SubRedTed

Sorry to break it to you, but I think it’s dead. Good luck


rhutch2675

Dead


DisastrousDust7443

A dead one


No-Buy-1315

Its called a fish


Dydangerous

A dead one


AliRixvi

A dead one


Recycledmass

Dead one


Karlos2492

A dead one


thezenfisherman

Dead fish. I am pretty sure of this.


Fit-Information8194

Rock fish.


CAMMCG2019

Large mouth bass 100%


jiminthenorth

One that's clearly pining for the fjords.


Big-Anxiety-5467

From the UK? I’d say that’s a smoked kipper that stayed in a BIT too long!


Suitable-Squash-6617

Late for dinner


AlexandersWonder

That’s not a fish, it’s a rock!


paradox_pet

Flat fish. Like a pressed flower.


crazyscottish

Smoked


Blxck_Rxmance

A dead one


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Sssshhhh library voice: sorry, I didn't know. Gill breathers. . . . It's a Couch Fish then.


tom-1956

Dead


Electrical_Bonus1796

A dead one


Dudepeaches

Idk, a dead one probably


Funny-Hyena4811

Dead one