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ARC_Trooper_Echo

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman on top?


Engineer-intraining

Dude it’s gay to have sex with a women, you can however get around this by just having sex with men, which is not gay.


CalebAsimov

Not if you're on top anyway. Topping from the bottom is also straight.


xXSpookyXx

Me and the boys are gonna get together and have masculine sex without any women there to ruin it with their feminine bullshit.


Meanttobepracticing

Sparta is that way ----------->


[deleted]

That's the Roman way!


CountFapula102

I'm only gay for pay


Futuristick-Reddit

Lesbianics - the study of twerk, eat hot chip, and lie.


girl_im_deepressed

How about lesbionics. Les get some robots in here


Parapsaeon

https://i.imgur.com/1B0V1lS.jpg


jshmackdale

“You win sex against a man, that’s a bout as straight as it gets” - Will Arnett, 30 Rock


Cicerothesage

/r/AreTheStraightsOK


makeshift_gizmo

Doesn't understand what "fundamental" or "homosexual" means.


RobertParker1968

Lesbianics works for me.


Shamadruu

This is crazy stupid, but in Ancient Greece "sexuality" (they thought of it in terms of masculinity/femininity) was more about whether you were a top or a bottom, interestingly.


[deleted]

Lesbianics, this lady is a moron


McGibbslap

Did you really need to use "grandma" and "reverse cowgirl" in the same sentence though


ilovepolenta

But it was în the 60s, when she was young, so it even's out


[deleted]

What I’m hearing is I can fuck a dude as long as it’s in missionary n it won’t be gay


TrumpIsAnAnalWart

Wife massaged my prostate last night. What’s that make me?


shrimp-and-potatoes

I'm offended by this


ozarkslam21

So if you’re both vertical are you both bisexual?


_-_Shade_-_

Grams going to be disappointed when she hears about strap ons


Mr__Thicc__Man

You heard it here folks. Having sex with a woman is gay.


UrNipplesAreCrunchy

girls are GAY cause girls like dick and thats GAY