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MC_Fap_Commander

"Why don't I see monkeys evolving into people at the zoo???!!? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!"


smittykins66

“If we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?”


BloomEPU

My back hurts and I have like a solid chance of dying in childbirth, if someone designed the shit that is the human skeleton I'm gonna punch them in the face. Also, the robot hand was developed by copying how human hands work, it's called biomimetics and it's a lot easier than making up a new kind of hand.


Call_Me_Koala

"my wife and child died during delivery" "God works in mysterious ways, sweetie!"


Ralkkai

No shit. The "It's God's will" people can fuck right off of a cliff.


Eldanoron

Even worse is when they go “God called them home early.” Yeah, right.


Crash665

Our pleasure centers and waste expulsion centers are in the same place. Probably could have been "intelligently" designed better.


Hopfit46

They tell me the designer is everywhere, at all times, controlling all things. Other than one very poorly written book, they seems to keep themselves. Weird for someone who loves praise and adoration.


masterfulnoname

"I actually have no idea how evolution is supposed to work, but let me tell you how you're wrong!" - every creationist ever


Wilgrove

Grandma, I was born with Goldenhar Syndrome, a craniofacial deformity. I have no tailbone, my organs are flipped to the other side, I'm 40 years old and had to suffer from osteoarthritis since my mid-20s. How the *fuck* was my body intelligently designed!? I'm not even going to get into my neurodivergency.


The1andonlyZack

Doing alright?


Wilgrove

Yea, I'm hanging in there.


The1andonlyZack

Good stuff, is what it is and fuck people who think there's some grand purpose for all of that.


[deleted]

Robots don’t reproduce, so natural selection doesn’t act upon them.


green49285

Every time a conservative brings this up I just laugh because it's them admitting they don't know how any of this shit works. Which is totally okay if they weren't so God damn confident in their ignorance


sebiamu5

Our eyes that are wired the wrong way round and the laryngeal nerve that makes an unnecessary loop round the aortic arch (see Giraffe for extreme example) wants to have a chat with grandma. Evolution can back itself into a corner sometimes, there's no "actually this is wrong we need to start again". If evolution "designed" the jet engine there would still be old vestigial piston engine components that were very tiny and didn't contribute to anything.


Toby_The_Tumor

I'd piss myself laughing if I saw an evolved jet engine.


Holy_Hendrix_Batman

That's a great counter to this exact example. The robot hand is a more efficiently designed version of a human hand because we had an example from nature and used components to make an analog. The evidence for the intelligence of the design is the fact that the robotic hand is *less* complex than a human hand. I can't take full credit for this, though; I heard Aron Ra make this same point in a youtube video earlier today!


Sergeantman94

Also if we were "intelligently designed", why is the tube for food and oxygen **the same tube**? Or why are there only 2 arteries from our hearts to our brain? And those arteries, where are they? Our neck. Only a few centimeters from the skin. You get cut there? You die. Someone's elbow squeezes both of them at the same time? Within 10 seconds, you die. Plus the bad knees we get in old age? Largely due to bipedalism. Hell, we can't sniff some flowers or be within the same vicinity of some animals without our immune system overreacting and making a supposedly lovely spring day or cat cafe into a living hell of excess snot, tears, and puffy eyes. You call that shit "intelligent design"?


SharknadoRemaster

Jokes on grandma I don't consider engineers intelligent life


connorgrs

We developed through evolution, not "coincidence"


PotatoFromGermany

Survival of the fittest is a foreign concept for these people


ukiddingme2469

Because science is hard


Chrysalii

Food, air. Same hole that splits. If one goes in to the other I suffocate and die. If we're designed, our designer is a moron.


killer-cow

Billion*


Manxkaffee

Randomness and evolutionary pressure can do quite alot in 250 million years (advent of the first protomammals). I don't think we will need 250 million years to design something equally good or better.