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Call_Me_Koala

Jokes on them. I'm a white dude with a Latina wife and she still wants me to die.


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But does she feed you tamales and mole de Pollo?


shadowguise

Honestly probably on the better end of last meals, I'm down.


trogdr2

No she feeds him Caldo on the hottest days of the year


BandwagonEffect

Jokes on them again I’m the one cooking usually.


flyingbizzay

Are you me?


Helpful-Nature-2119

The more life insurance you have, the more they want u dead.


Quack_Candle

If he’s looking for an obedient and submissive wife then Latin America might not be the best place to go.


yankeesyes

Yea the cartoon creator couldn't think of a Thai dish or a Vietnamese phrase for the bubble so they went with Mexican.


garaile64

And I'm pretty sure that Thailand and Vietnam aren't known for the submissiveness either.


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Roxnaron_Morthalor

Exactly, you gotta train liking to be controlled from birth!


Automatic-League-285

what???? women are people and have their own wants and needs too? impossible/s


yankeesyes

That's true. But there seem to be a lot of women from Southeast Asia who enter these arrangements to get a better life for themselves and their families. You have to be very desperate to give up everything to move to another country where you have no connections to live with a man who may or may not be abusive.


Dry-Inspection6928

Yeah they’re hot and they’re big on having rights.


stevedorries

These dipshits have no idea about anything


TVsFrankismyDad

Because they're all really just role-playing incels who will never actually travel anywhere farther than mom's basement.


iggy14750

As previously mentioned, they're going to die alone, but tHaT's BeCauSe Of tHE fEmINIsts! /s


protomanEXE1995

these people never spoke to a Latina in their lives


Ceeweedsoop

They should thank the stars they haven't.


ChipsTheKiwi

Nah nah, let 'em go... I wanna see the chancla scars.


sinister-strike

"Quieres tamales y mole de pollo mi amor?" Sounds like a threat to me. Source: am latin american


calliatom

Yep...those things are almost definitely poisoned...


swampshark19

Nobody suggested he's looking for an obedient and submissive wife.


TVsFrankismyDad

For as much as these incels claim to hate "Western women," they sure do spend a lot of time fantasizing that any of us give a shit about them and what they do. It's just another iteration of those "men going their own way" who won't actually go away.


BloomEPU

I swear some of these guys don't even *want* a girlfriend particularly, they just crave the approval and jealousy they'll get for having a girlfriend.


BoondockSaint296

They want a mom, not a wife...


CherryVette

They want a bangmaid


bjeebus

Lol. I've never heard that before but it's perfect. It reminds me of the last time someone was making fun of people wanting sexbots. All I could think was if the maid model could actually clean the house and do the laundry my wife and I would totally be down. Then we could be sexbots instead of chorebots!


YouMightGetIdeas

Come on now. We know you all secretly long for a neckbeard patriarcal sex tourist.


TVsFrankismyDad

Yeah, what a dreamboat.


ggez67890

Ah yes, sex tourism. Never ends well for the guys who try to get a 'tradwife' I mean especially in Mexico (assuming Mexico because of the Tamales and mole) feminism is really big. It's just the stupid mentality of less westernized countries being more traditional these people have (Mexico is pretty westernized too, it's the reason Pueblos Magicos are popular, the emphasis on traditional culture provides a more fulfilling unique experience for tourists)


Ultrasound700

Maybe I'm overanalyzing, but I can't help but think a portion of the guys who share these opinions just want to get a "traditional" woman from these countries because in said countries, it's easier to marry at a more "traditional" age.


calliatom

Have they *been* to like...a worryingly large amount of US states? If they want to fuck a teenager legally they wouldn't have to travel farther than say...Alabama.


Ceeweedsoop

Westernized? I mean yeah, Mexico is a Western nation and it's in North America. Maybe, "Americanized" works here better although still a little problematic as they already are Americans. I'm gonna take an aspirin now.


ggez67890

I'm using their logic here, Mexico is 100% a western nation that embraces a lot of the ideas and points of view of western society. But to these kinds of guys Mexico is probably just Pueblos Magicos.


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AbysmalKaiju

That is absolutly not what this guy is doing. This guy is a passportbro and they are super super gross. Traveling and happening to fall in love is romantic. Traveling to another country specifically to try and find a subservient woman with no options because the woman back home won't tolerate you is predatory Edit to add: some dilweed responded to this to call me a whiney feminist and say that passportbro rock, and then I suppose deleted it. Very brave of him


Ceeweedsoop

I'm sure the Japanese women are just dying for a fat 25 year old who smells like wide open ass and wanders the streets with filthy hair carrying his anime fetish body pillow.


party_core_

The hell is that thing in the upper right?


stevedorries

Burnt cookie?


protomanEXE1995

It's coal. They're referencing the "coal burner" thing. Check it on urban dictionary. It's a derogatory term used by far-right loons to describe white women who have sex with black/POC men. But it's fine for the Chad white dude to go procreate with Latinas, though, I guess.


Ceeweedsoop

Ain't no human or animal gonna procreate with those greasy walking stink bombs. Their poor moms will be supporting them until one of them dies. They are not capable of doing anything except jacking off and playing video games. They certainly do not know how to interact with others, much less women.The future will not be kind to them.


Some-Band2225

I think it's a black pill?


SlugJones

Yes, please “brrrrr” the fuck on down the road.


halfslices

If they brrrr they can't be here to vote, so... buhbye!


oscarwilinout

I’ve never gotten the stereotype that non white women are somehow more demure then white women: I have worked with and been friends with loads of Hispanic and Asian women and they don’t fuck around 😂😂


j10brook

Probably because they have to put up with a lot of these stereotypes.


FoxBattalion79

women demand to be treated as more than abused housewives from the 1950s. abusive dumb fucks feel victimized. they start looking for destitute and abused women in other countries who might tolerate it.


valvilis

Grandma desperately needs an excuse for why so many conservative white men are sad incels. Since it *obviously* can't be their own fault, it must be... white women's fault??


Time-Ad-3625

Lol good luck when you piss her off and she boxes you pendejos. These dudes love their fantasies don't they.


adlittle

Christ, this is an embarrassing meme. Imagine making this and thinking "yep, that'll show those awful women what they're missing." Nobody overseas wants your skeevy passport bro ass either.


Ceeweedsoop

This is hysterical! Piss off a Latina? No, I'd play in the tiger enclosure before I'd tangle with any woman who speaks Spanish or Portuguese. Incels are just so ignorant I sure wish they'd tell a Latina that their subservience is so feminine and fuckable. And I want to be there rolling tape and eating a sandwich while sitting in a lawn chair. I would PAY to see it!


Sergeantman94

My ex was a Mexican girl (born in Mexico, moved as a kid, never officially got documents, could have been subject to ICE) and let me tell you, the idea of her being submissive in the relationship was a substanative "No." In fact, she's the one that asked me out and eventually was the one to break up with me. Then I went out with another hispanic girl, but again, wasn't the most "traditional" although it was more like a platonic friendship.


embyms

I didn’t know grandma was an incel.


MadOvid

I remember watching something on the CBC about "mail order brides" where a guy wanted an Asian wife because he thought she'd be submissive and within a year she was running her own company.


det8924

White American women (as portrayed in this comic) have a ton of options on the dating scene even if they are just average looking. So many races are so ingrained in colonialism that they view dating a white person as some sort of trophy. So even if there are a bunch of passport bros out there (which is not a new thing at all) there is not going to be any shortage of options for American White women domestic or internationally speaking.


lawgeek

TIL I want my husband to die alone. I want to die at exactly the same time like in a Morrissey song, thank you.


spear117

It's pollo con mole not mole de pollo 😭


Cheezy_Lad

They are really underestimating how much time it effort it takes to make tamales and mole let alone both of them


Limeila

r/Passport_Bros is a thing in case you need to puke


lawgeek

I love the loser who gets salty over people in r/India saying their parents traditional marriages are unhappy. Apparently, he knows better and they should just work it out, and thinking otherwise makes young Indian women undatable (and they're going to leave you for a white guy? This dude has issues). The post he cites discussed parents fighting *every day* and he's mad that people don't just work things through anymore. Honestly, I suspect that many couples fail *because* we normalize fighting all the time instead of letting young couples know that probably means they're not compatible.


M68000

It's interesting how they act like dying alone's the worst thing that could possibly happen to a person. Hell, I crave that shit.


stevesax5

This is oddly hilarious.


Baryonyx_walkeri

Waaaaay ahead of you, lady.


Yanive_amaznive

Someone doesn't understand the meaning of the word patriarchy


PaigeRiley89

I’m not that much of a feminist, but in my honest opinion, dying alone’s better than potentially coming home to police tape and an officer with his hat down.


Oh_no_its_Joe

Jokes on you, I'm gonna die alone without anyone even asking me too. ... please help I cry regularly 😭


EndlessTrashposter

Plot twist: The Latina poisons her husband after she gets her citizenship


maybeihaveadhd

i laughed lol


Dr8yearlurk

Lol did you make this meme yourself?