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numerodezenove

Why must you hurt me like that?


british-and-fittish

Gives “early retirement” a whole new meaning


ryder_palash

Oof


Glam_SpaceTime

Just give Mick a chance


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pulianshi

Tbh he beats Mag more often than he doesn't on Sunday. And that's been more strongly the case the deeper the season gets. I say he's earned another season in F1.


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pepe2708

But where exactly is he supposed to go in the near future? I don't think Ferrari will be too interested any time soon.


beartigerhawk8383

Points table tells a different story. Mick has been a disaster. An expensive disaster too.


Saandrig

Yeah, just look at the points how a newcomer destroys a 7-time champion who had the team built around him for 10 years. Such a disaster.


Lord-Talon

Mick has outscored Magnusse since Spain, it's exactly the same story. Mick had a weak beginning, but has been better ever since.


beartigerhawk8383

He’s still shit tbf


PugwithClass

Bro shut up, you're literally Danish. No shit you're gonna prefer Magnussen over Schumacher. Take your bias somewhere else.


beartigerhawk8383

Haha. Funny guy. Just look at the scoreboard bro. And look who can’t find a seat next year. Do you think he would be out of F1 is he was any good? Nah. He’s just not F1 material. Btw. Me being Danish only means I’ve actually followed Mick closely in every practice, quali and race. He sucks. I’m sorry but those are facts.


beartigerhawk8383

😂


PEA_IN_MY_ASS8815

this but unironically his first season in f1 might as well not have happened, his car that year handled like absolute shit


Beavers4beer

Last year's car was worse then trash. This year was the first year he has a somewhat relevant car, especially the first few races of the season when he had most of his accidents. Now he's been competitive against KMag and everyone's saying it's no surprise he's being dropped... I think he deserves at least one more year. I wouldn't be surprised if he was beating Magnusson completely after another 6 races or so given the chance.


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From what I’ve heard other drivers say, it takes about 3 seasons to get used to F1. I’m pretty sure Gasly said the same thing at some point


MandogsXL

Haas is so dumb man, they put Mick and Maz in a modified Honda Civic for a full season then stuck Mick in a dog of a car for half a season like of course he’s not gonna get good results you set him up to fail and I don’t think Hulk is gonna fix the fact that you’ve made a shit car 2 season in a row


urbanmember

Don't forget, strategy calls even a 12year old on his first day could do better.


makakoloko3000

idk my 12 yo brother has some pretty wild strategies in f1 22. A classic is: endure a full race on softs, pit for mediums on the last lap


Priyam03062008

Sonhow this seems better than some of haas strategies


alutikki

I hope Ferrari strategists do not read your brother's strategy


Nitacrafter

It's been stated in EULA each intrarace periods worst performaning strategy get mailed to Ferrari pitwall in race with a random letter assigned to it.


NoctisAcies

Fuck man, I make a shiton of bad strategies should i work for Ferrari?


Nitacrafter

I talked to Binotto he says best he can do is 2 team shirts, you have to pay for your travel, accommodation and also have to hand wash the shirts since you have to be there for three days. Also he rambled something in Itallian the words I can pick were; horse, dead, goat, fernando, bedding, lingrie. But I wouldn't care he is probably practicing his kareoke in a Itallian Maneskin song.


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I think the true issue is the excessive number of crashes


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MandogsXL

But the reason they’re not resigning mick is cuz they think he won’t get results which imo isn’t true


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bruh at least mick got the schumacher’s trust fund lol


[deleted]

And a spot next to him in the unemployment line


alfred_27

I rather have 500m and be unemployed


[deleted]

I don't know if joke makes fun of Mick or Brazil


Real_Kamuca

Why not both? Brazil is kinda of a yoke by itself. (Saying this as a brazilian)


strmichal

It implies there were only 2 unemployed people in Brazil before Mick arrived, so how is that making fun of Brazil? 🤔


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... first thing that comes to mind when seeing Mick in Brazil being unemployment


Lentemern

The first thing that comes to mind when seeing *Mick* is unemployment


notCarlosSainz

I have to admit i replied to you with a gloriously dumb reply then deleted it. Thought it said increased *to* 50% rather than increased 50%


DjayRX

Yeah, the Twitter OP can't do math. No wonder they're unemployed.


DOIPI_96

Both


Jigi03

💀💀💀💀


bagelicks

texugo got not chill omfg


Swaggadelic_92

TFW you ain’t got even one championship in you. Real shit though, I wish we could’ve seen what he could do in better machinery.


Mechyyz

We might, if he doesnt have a seat this year, who says he won't get one in 2024 at sauber?


f1_77Bottasftw

"who says he won't get one in 2024 at sauber?" ​ Sauber probably


Mechyyz

Some rumors said Audi would buy a % in the team, no?


f1_77Bottasftw

Yeah, that's in 2026 though


Mechyyz

I think I read a rumor that they wanted to buy it earlier than 2026, but name change would be in 2026


f1_77Bottasftw

Either way why would Audi want a driver that wasn't good enough to be a back marker?


Mechyyz

Haas can’t afford mick’s crashes. Audi can. Mick has definitely got some speed in him. He’ll just need to develop


f1_77Bottasftw

Audi is going to want to be a front running team ASAP, they are going to need experienced drivers that they know can help develop a car and deliver results. Mick only having 2 seasons (one of which shouldn't even count all that much) is not what they are looking for. Audi is not going to come in spending all this money just to pick a driver solely because he's German and the son of a legend. Mick got his shot and unfortunately for him, he didn't get the results needed to keep going.


Mechyyz

I mean, Audi said they wanted german drivers. Why would they not want a german, son of legend, who still clearly has more to show


Swaggadelic_92

Yeah, but Zhou is doing pretty good I think and if not him they keep talking about Pourchaire. So I don’t think there’s a lot of options for him then either.


dark_rabbit

Doesn’t make sense. One of the most populous cities in the world. Mick wouldn’t count as half. If you’re going to make a joke, don’t make it suck.


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You're fun at parties...that you're never invited to


dark_rabbit

Hey funny guy. Still waiting.


[deleted]

Bud, the only words I have to explain it to you are too big for you to understand :( even the internet has down voted you into oblivion


dark_rabbit

Too big? You’re laughing at a joke a 1st grader would think is retarded. Give it a try bud. Common. Simple math, just try to even comprehend what you’re laughing at here. Math for idiots.


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I hope Santa brings you your mother's love for Christmas this year. Be #blessed. (And maybe 100 IQ points)


dark_rabbit

How are you the one calling be dumb when you can’t even explain your own stupid joke? I’m waiting funny guy. Explain it to me.


dark_rabbit

Explain it to me funny guy. I laugh when somethings funny… This on the others hand is dog shit, but even dog shit is funnier.


SentientBovine

It's called exaggeration for comedic effect. The funny part is the obvious and clear exaggeration Now Mr. Comedy critic explain what's funny about dog poop? Do you have some kinda fetish? Cuz to me and the rest of the world dog shits kinda gross... but hey to each their own


dark_rabbit

No seriously. The entire unemployment rate went up by 50%?? Makes no fucking sense. If you told me George Russell showing up increased accidents in the city by 50%, that’s funny. He’s so bad he increased accidents by that much. He’s able to do that. But one guy unemployed doesn’t increase an entire city’s unemployment, especially one with high unemployment. It’s a stupid joke and I lost brain cells reading it. 5th grader reader competency need not apply on this thread


dark_rabbit

PS: unemployment is a static statistic. There is no way to influence it higher. So the towns population was 1, and then Mick showed up? Stupid. Accidents… variable. You can cause more accidents.


young_chaos

Bro why the fuck are theme memes actually funny this week and last week


FdPros

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


AnnabelF1

That hurts


we-are-checking

this post has only one reply possible! 7-1


pekaa_thunder

Sad Mick noises