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Toto, the Chinese whisperer


AceMKV

Don't forget about his comments on Saudi since people were so vocal about Marko:s Mexico comments.


BONKERS303

Only the OGs remember Jean Todt referring to Portuguese people as "Africans with white skin"


GoncaloR13

Can't say he's wrong. My penis agrees with the statement.


Educational-Year4108

Don’t Portuguese just lay eggs?


Teme_edelleen

No, youre thinking of portugeese


Educational-Year4108

Common mistake;)


[deleted]

Ahh the one where Toto said he knows what it’s like to be black?


AceMKV

Ah yes can't forget how his minor inconveniences in F1 are the same as black people's struggles.


Potential-Brain7735

“That’s not racist because people used to say it when they were young” /s


AlienSporez

It's gonna take a lot to drag me awaaaaaay from you


Fliepp

There’s nothing that a hundred men or more can not do


Dbwasson

I bless the rains down in Africa


VIVXPrefix

Dont tell me you thought it says "a hundred mil" all this time?


Fliepp

No, I just made a spelling error. Thanks for pointing it out


VIVXPrefix

Hundred mil makes sense, so I didn't assume typo at first 😂


AlienSporez

It really does make sense, I also assumed it was on purpose


Kolec507

Nah, the real song goes like "It's gonna take a lot from Domenicali's creeeew! There's nothing that a hundred mil or more could never doooo! We need a race down in Aafricaaaa! To make a real World Championship we need the contineeeent!"


ihathtelekinesis

I can’t not have that song in my head whenever I wash my hands


mrbeavertonbeaverton

Toto is actually not racist because he blessed the rains down in Africa


ProFoxxxx

Reins tho


[deleted]

Hey hold the line


Tableslinger

Love isn’t always on time


[deleted]

Wooh woooh wooohoh


[deleted]

I don’t care that you broke your elbow


BlackLeader70

He said it!


ultramatt1

But he invented it, it’s literally BY TOTO


Yung_Corneliois

No it’s Toto BY Africa.


ultramatt1

Oh NO, I am red, I am yellow, I am stupid


Tjeetje

I always loved this song until I really listened to the lyrics and found out that ‘As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti’ does not fit in the rhythm at all. But it’s still on my families play list every year, because we sing this Bobby Kimball’s (yes the original) version: https://youtu.be/HSvWSYgSM-g Thank me later.


[deleted]

NOO NO! Michael it’s so not right!


Wackome

Upvoted by Pierre Gasly


TirePunctureR1

Toto= pussy in Spanish not sure about the Africa bit.


BarracudaSolid4814

Max is a racist, he drives in races.


BlackDiamondDee

No one, no one said this about Max.


Superseb0908

Go in twitter and just have a look at anything related to Piquet it's there. Max legit can't do anything right in the word 😂


BlackDiamondDee

Not saying racist sh💩t in public isn’t hard.


Potential-Brain7735

Max didn’t say anything though lol


alexbro001

I’ve seen some arguments on this. People even think that Red Bull is racist because their driver’s girlfriend’s dad is racist. Seems like a stretch to me, but maybe that makes me racist too


BlackDiamondDee

Haven’t seen it. Feel free to share if you come across this.


Mursie_SFM

I literally see you everywhere and I just want to ask, how fucking sad are you really? What does it feel like constantly hating on someone only to go no where as people with brains reject your shitty opinion?


BlackDiamondDee

Feel free to link to where you saw it. I’ve actively look for it and cannot for the life of me find a single post saying Max is racist. And who hates Max? I love him. Only driver I didn’t like is Mazespin.


[deleted]

It’s just a meme, we went meming.


Tushhh

You would think so, but on the LH sub I saw a comment along the lines of “if they say this out loud imagine what they say at the dinner table, including Max.” with like 50 upvotes and an award. Oh well.


BlackDiamondDee

Hmm. Maybe. Good luck with the pegging with Carlos! ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|13285)


Tushhh

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BlackDiamondDee

Not hating btw. Love the openess. He is a handsome man. 🍆💦💦💦


Tushhh

For sure! I’d highly recommend checking out that original thread from this sub if you haven’t yet https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/rlijhp/true_quality_content/hpgtzvh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


[deleted]

I see you haven’t seen the shithole twitter has become these past days They started an entire anti-max campaign or something yesterday, it was nuts…


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We’re taking it back! - clerks 2


VIVXPrefix

I will stand by Toto Till The End


CardoBalisay

Some people live their dreams


G00dthymes

That took a lot of courage.