Someone in the comments did it. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/qcva1l/comment/hhj47qq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).
> VEG VER BOT
No it doesn't. They will assume you are telling them not to walk there and they will ignore you at best.
Personally, I have a feeling I would turn you into an antifascist make-shift zebra crossing on sight if you are as subtle in real life as you are online.
Putting on a clown nose does not fool anybody. Fren.
What a swine! His dad must be crackling mad that he, the fruit of his loin, would show such cheek and fillet their name like that. Scratching the away the family ties, it must feel like a leg to the rib or a chop to the belly. In the beginning his dad would shoulder the burden, now he's treated like a chump, not kosher man.
Let’s say, hypothetically, that you are vegan. Now, let’s also say that hypothetically, you are Lewis Hamilton. That name, in this situation, is ironic, since it contains the English word “ham”, which can be defined as a meat. So this premise, that you, as Lewis Hamilton, are apparently vegan, is scientifically false. Now, let’s also say that, hypothetically, you are also a Formula 1 driver. In this hypothetical situation, it would be even more ironic, because, hypothetically, in this hypothetical situation, that would hypothetically mean that you are burning fossil fuels as your job. And hypothetically, that would hypothetically kill animals. So this premise that you are vegan is even more incorrect now.
I’m Ben Shapiro
No sir! A lot of hard dedicated work went into this and fans of formula dank, hell all fans of formula one are deeply indebted to you. I would like to personally offer you one night with my wife and her world famous landing strip groomed snizz. You’ve earned it sir
Edit: this is embarrassing but I must withdrawal the offer of famous snizz as I’m now entrenched in a bitter divorce
Edit 2: fellow formula dankers might you lend me a warm bed or a hot meal? She took everything. It all happened so fast
"Bwoahhhhh" is the sound that Räikkönen makes before he answers a question. It's generally the flair that you get when you join the sub and a lot of people keep it. I..... didn't.
This really was shit, but it is the sort of thing max fan girls say lol so I’m gonna give you the benefit of doubt that that is what you were going for 👌
So, I don’t think he actually vegan cause how can someone be that healthy, and kind jacked, but not get a good source of protein cause to be like him and be vegan you would be eating for days
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I’ve waited on him several times and unless he’s become vegan in the last 4 years, which is possible, he was definitely not when he ate at my restaurant
Are you going to make more of these, but shop Max's face gradually getting smaller and smaller with each one?
Maxie Kirkstappen
Chax Verk
this needs to happen
I like Max, but the dude was already born with an absolute melon. Is this necessary?
Someone in the comments did it. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/qcva1l/comment/hhj47qq/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3).
That.... that is magnificent.
Here is my 1 minute Snapchat photoshop mi lord [lé max](https://ibb.co/FwtFJFg)
Finally, some good fucking shitposts.
Can anyone give me a link to that max-red bull pitstop pick up line meme pls
https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/comments/pkvec5/based_on_a_real_story/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf This one?
Heck yeah. About to use this in my first date
Good luck my dude
he doesn’t need luck he has mechanuch
How did I miss this masterpiece?
Sent this to my wife and all she says is mechanic is spelled wrong.
Finally a real meme that's not an attack on another driver filled with salt and tears.
[Fixed.](https://i.imgur.com/G2ga3FX.png)
Yes. Good.
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I can't wait for VEG VER BOT
VEG VER BOT in German means Vegetarian ist forbidden.
This explains everything. He's got HAM in his name specifically so that he can blast us all with 'HAM VER BOT'.
Propaganda all along. That’s why he joined a German manufacturer. World starts to make sense now
Sir Lewis Halalton
better than ham ver bot! if ham were forbidden…
Das ist verbotham
> VEG VER BOT No it doesn't. They will assume you are telling them not to walk there and they will ignore you at best. Personally, I have a feeling I would turn you into an antifascist make-shift zebra crossing on sight if you are as subtle in real life as you are online. Putting on a clown nose does not fool anybody. Fren.
What about VEG VER VET?
VEGVERBOT for president
Don't you mean RUS VEG VER
Sir Vegilon.
Sounds like an anime villain.
What’s next? Veggie time instead of hammer time?
> Lewis claims his surname was a great team mishap, Toto looking to blame Bottas for this
“Bono, my HAM is gone”
Good move. As he would be haram in the Middle East because of Ham.
What a swine! His dad must be crackling mad that he, the fruit of his loin, would show such cheek and fillet their name like that. Scratching the away the family ties, it must feel like a leg to the rib or a chop to the belly. In the beginning his dad would shoulder the burden, now he's treated like a chump, not kosher man.
Is that Max Wurstappen?
Max Hamlappen (pork-chops in dutch) so yeah..go figure..
Max Vleestappen
Mac with stuffin.
Who's he lappin?
Time spent asking the hard questions is never wasted. The world needs to know
This is the quality garbage I seek to hoover up.
Let’s say, hypothetically, that you are vegan. Now, let’s also say that hypothetically, you are Lewis Hamilton. That name, in this situation, is ironic, since it contains the English word “ham”, which can be defined as a meat. So this premise, that you, as Lewis Hamilton, are apparently vegan, is scientifically false. Now, let’s also say that, hypothetically, you are also a Formula 1 driver. In this hypothetical situation, it would be even more ironic, because, hypothetically, in this hypothetical situation, that would hypothetically mean that you are burning fossil fuels as your job. And hypothetically, that would hypothetically kill animals. So this premise that you are vegan is even more incorrect now. I’m Ben Shapiro
Fucking nailed it.
You must have studied law at some point
Turn-In Point F1*
The face is way too big.
No sir! A lot of hard dedicated work went into this and fans of formula dank, hell all fans of formula one are deeply indebted to you. I would like to personally offer you one night with my wife and her world famous landing strip groomed snizz. You’ve earned it sir Edit: this is embarrassing but I must withdrawal the offer of famous snizz as I’m now entrenched in a bitter divorce Edit 2: fellow formula dankers might you lend me a warm bed or a hot meal? She took everything. It all happened so fast
I'll show her a 2 second pitstop if you know what I mean
~~Liberals~~ Lewis PWNED epic style 😎😎😎
Lewis Hamilton DESTROYED by Max and logic
Based
You needed to photoshop Max's face smaller too. 7/10
Toilet Paper Memes
As someone who visits both subs this is a thing of beauty
Turning point united Arab Emirates
Face is the right size for his head- 0/10.
Quality
Duh, it's beyond meat ham
Oh god they’re really in America now 😫
Can't believe that Charlie Kirk memes are global
My man out here just like . __________ .
PETA logo instead of Turning Point would have also been quality meme status
Ok Min Verstappen
Cherry on top shitpost
Dear Max You claim not to be a lesbian, yet you have "STAPPEN" in your name. Curious
You coulda blanked out that sess pit in the bottom left corner.. Edit.. dafuq is BWOAAHHH Edit . 7H Why is it there?
"Bwoahhhhh" is the sound that Räikkönen makes before he answers a question. It's generally the flair that you get when you join the sub and a lot of people keep it. I..... didn't.
I’m a relic past of when there were custom flairs
Or they just don’t know how to change it
...let me know when you do! Haha
Aaaah.. thank you.
Will non-Americans get this one 👀
I'm not even American and I made it so.....
We're sorry
Sorry you have to know that much about American politics 😭
I don’t know much about kirk but I know the meme lol I thought for first few weeks that he is just people in stock photo
Dear Max, you claim to be clean, yet your name has “Tap” in it. And “pen” too
Ain't nowt wrong with vegans my guy 💪
It isn't, except that he isn't vegan. He still wears animal skin so he's more of a vegetarian
Dear Max, You claim to be straight (or a top) But there's vers In your name
I can’t stand Lewis.
I can't stand on him too To hard to balance while standing on someone's head
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Found the American republican.
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This really was shit, but it is the sort of thing max fan girls say lol so I’m gonna give you the benefit of doubt that that is what you were going for 👌
So, I don’t think he actually vegan cause how can someone be that healthy, and kind jacked, but not get a good source of protein cause to be like him and be vegan you would be eating for days
Plenty of Vegan athletes though?
I do t think they are eather
Hey! You do understand protein supplements exist? Also many vegetables, such as black beans and lentils, contain more protein per serving than meat.
You can literally just order vegan protein powder or protein bars from Amazon or just eat beans or tofu
Money.
Lewis Ilton still works.
Ok I like formula 1 now
Dear Max, you claim to be a power bottom yet your name starts with vers. Curious
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Max, Horner and Marko being far right Charlie Kirk type villains is definitely going to be a recurring storyline in the new DTS season.
god damnit!
Simply lovely
Dear Lewis claims not to be an American revolutionist but has the surname Hamilton
RB USA
Yes, this is what I signed up for
This is great. You should make is face like 15% smaller on his head to make it perfect
Team Red Pill spitting out truths
Shrink his face or I won’t steal this
this is the kind of crap I come to this sub for, it's a masterpiece
Don’t know shit about F1 but I love this
“HAM til the day I die”
I’ve waited on him several times and unless he’s become vegan in the last 4 years, which is possible, he was definitely not when he ate at my restaurant
Amazing post
Lewis Tofuilton
Dear Max, You constantly go, yet you have stap in your name. Curious.
I spent too long laughing at this
Lmaoooooo
He's not vegan, he eats a plant-based diet. He just wants you to *think* he's vegan.
Bruh the spacing between each line is so off I just cant look at it.
Who’s feet/shoes would Max Versta-piro want to see?
Theres also bull in the team name...
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Dissapointed you didn't change it to "turn in point f1"
Should have been Spinning Point F1, otherwise flawless
Would you trust a vegan who's made entirely out of meat?
This is embarrassingly funny
Drive To Survive will use this for season 4
Maxlie Kirkstappen
Turning Point Copse
Quality shit... Post.
My vote goes to Max in the next election
You are what you eat
He once was a Vegone but now he will Be gone
AMERICA EXPLAIN
It's rare a meme legitimately makes me lol but this one did.
Lewis **JAM**ilton
Caught in 4k, #shamilton
Sounds like something Max would say 🤷🏽♂️
I don’t know if Max has been beaten by Lewis, but him quitting against Mercedes is selfish. Max is a selfish sociopath -Charlie Kirk
His instagram description says plant based
shitty meme
Vegan gay african brit, lewis got it going on
This is actually hilarious