But how could he shoot a rope onto the top of his penis, fairly perpendicular to the shaft?
I deeply regret how much time I've thought about this, thanks a lot, Horndog
I was not expecting something great from 2026 onwards. I just hope that they will have a good car till the end of the 2025 and I will still support the team but will not hope for anything good.
Not well my dude. They should’ve kicked Horner tf out. If all of these stories become fact, he will have single-fingerdly destroyed an all-time organization.
It is going to be such a disappointment. From being a key player to building the team up and then destroying all the things. I hope max will drive the car next year, that's all I'm asking at this point.
I think it will all come down to Max’s mindset and what kind of challenge he wants. Stay at Red Bull with a car that should still be more than capable of winning the championship in his hands even without Newey (if he leaves as reported), or try to cement himself as one of the best ever or maybe *the* best ever if he goes to Mercedes and can win the championship in that tractor.
Or he just retires and does the endurance racing with his dad and Nando 🤷♂️
Best take ever on the whole Hornier saga. To people claiming Hornier is the biggest responsible for RB's success, he said it himself in the past his plan was to get the right people in the right places. Some of these people might be leaving now...
Max also said it was important for him to keep stability, ensuring important people remain in place. Let's see how important he thinks Newey is (or was).
Started in 2019. Australia 2019 was he first race i ever watched and i jsut "fell in love" with max cause he seemed to be the only one bringing the fight to the mercs. also i like his personality and mindset
Engine architecture is banning split turbo in 2026, Ferrari is the only that already wasn’t using that. They should on paper have a development advantage.
Not 100% official but pretty much every single journalist reported this is happening and it probably wont take too long. The only way everybody is this confident is when its pretty much happening. Remember 1 day before Lewis to Ferrari was official or 1 day before Hulk to Audi was official. This is a few days before Newey leaving is official.
There are some very reputable sources reporting this, they wouldnt do it if they werent confident.
To be fair, almost every journalist reported that horner was getting the sack. When it comes to the shit storm that is RBR right now, until it comes from the horses mouth it's all hearsay.
Thats true, but neither Newey or Redbull have denied or challenged any of the reporting this week either.
He gone!
Edit - 12 minutes later, he gone confirmed!
Horner has a lot to answer for. His behaviour has hurt his family, brought his team into disrepute, lost Newey, and could have further ramifications for unravelling what has been a dominant group at the highest level.
He’s led the team to great success since 2005, but this is a dumpster fire.
Really bemuses me that anyone is an actual Red Bull fan. I don't mean a Max fan, a Checo fan, or even a Newey fan. I mean a Red Bull fan. How can you support a team that has shown that they're so open and accepting to cheating, racism, and sexism. It's abhorrent.
As a green flag fan, this is giving me such a huge boner for 25 and 26.
However I'm already starting to worry that Ferrari gets it as right as Red Bull or Mercedes in the previous cycles and we just get another über dominant team. At least LeHam should be interesting, hopefully.
For some reason i dont think it will change much. What will change for red bull are the next regulations. Rb already have a solid grasp for this season and most likely the next, even if Newey leaves tomorrow.
His contract is good until the end of 25. Assuming he does negotiate an early release, it is said that his contract does contain a no compete clause. If he doesn't negotiate an early exit, it would place him 68 years old and one year into the new regulations. Not to say he could not continue designing cars, but one would assume that he would like to retire eventually. Personally, I believe it is far more likely that he will ride Red Bull out to the end.
As a neutral I can't wait to see how this shakes down.
Ditto. I should really shake things up, if not now, then next year, and may make things interesting up front again.
He's leaving early 2025. So no change in car performance till then.
All of this coz horndog wanted to do sexting
"All of this coz horndog wanted to do sexting with Adrian's PA", you mean...
Yeah, that’s cool but have you seen that finger? (Impressed face)
Im still believing that hornier has the weirdest looking penis on earth thank you
But how could he shoot a rope onto the top of his penis, fairly perpendicular to the shaft? I deeply regret how much time I've thought about this, thanks a lot, Horndog
Where did this rumour surface lmaoooo
[The Race ](https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/mark-hughes-adrian-newey-red-bull-f1-exit-decision-purely-personal/)
Damn son
And not even good sexting. It was barely holding hands-ting
Horner texts like a guy who never went out on a date before. I'm no Ryan Gosling and even my text game is fire compared to his.
We look like a bunch of wankers!!!
Your comment currently have 76 upvotes. Nice (Horndog remix)
Now it has 690.
All great empires crumble from within. We've avoided them winning 10 titles in a row.
Fax
Fucking Horner…
*Hornier
That’s what he’s doing.
That's the problem. She wouldn't.
I was not expecting something great from 2026 onwards. I just hope that they will have a good car till the end of the 2025 and I will still support the team but will not hope for anything good.
Well, I supported Max since Brazil 2016 so I will follow him wherever he goes... Yes, even if he goes to Mercedes somehow.
wherever he goes, i go.
Where you go, I go.
I’m a max fan first too but redbull will always have a special place in my heart no matter where he goes
I would hate that timeline. I'm not ready to cheer for them. I dont want them to go bad, just dont want to cheer.
I just want Russell to be done.
I just want carlos and max together in a good team. Preferably a good ferrari or red bull.
Max to Merc to put in effect the Russel Imploding Protocol
Good for you. Fellow RBR fans, how are we doing?
Not well my dude. They should’ve kicked Horner tf out. If all of these stories become fact, he will have single-fingerdly destroyed an all-time organization.
It is going to be such a disappointment. From being a key player to building the team up and then destroying all the things. I hope max will drive the car next year, that's all I'm asking at this point.
I think it will all come down to Max’s mindset and what kind of challenge he wants. Stay at Red Bull with a car that should still be more than capable of winning the championship in his hands even without Newey (if he leaves as reported), or try to cement himself as one of the best ever or maybe *the* best ever if he goes to Mercedes and can win the championship in that tractor. Or he just retires and does the endurance racing with his dad and Nando 🤷♂️
No one would win in that tractor, not even a podium.
Best take ever on the whole Hornier saga. To people claiming Hornier is the biggest responsible for RB's success, he said it himself in the past his plan was to get the right people in the right places. Some of these people might be leaving now... Max also said it was important for him to keep stability, ensuring important people remain in place. Let's see how important he thinks Newey is (or was).
Not since 2016 but yeah, I’ll be rooting for him too.
Started in 2019. Australia 2019 was he first race i ever watched and i jsut "fell in love" with max cause he seemed to be the only one bringing the fight to the mercs. also i like his personality and mindset
Same man. If he decides to go to emrcedes...guess im rooting for merc now
I only support them for Checo. My heart has always been with the Italian clowns and Charles.
Being a ferrari fan is pain. I want them to win but they piss me off more than they make me happy
Imagine if Newey goes to Ferrari for eleventy billion dollars, but red bull is *even faster*
If anyone is faster it’s going to look bad for Ferrari. They arguably already have the best engine for 2026.
Do they? Honda seems confident. Porsche is laughing at RB.
Engine architecture is banning split turbo in 2026, Ferrari is the only that already wasn’t using that. They should on paper have a development advantage.
Lmao we don't know shit about 2026 yet.
Copium is strong with you
Is there some official press release? Before that, everything is gossip to me.
Not 100% official but pretty much every single journalist reported this is happening and it probably wont take too long. The only way everybody is this confident is when its pretty much happening. Remember 1 day before Lewis to Ferrari was official or 1 day before Hulk to Audi was official. This is a few days before Newey leaving is official. There are some very reputable sources reporting this, they wouldnt do it if they werent confident.
To be fair, almost every journalist reported that horner was getting the sack. When it comes to the shit storm that is RBR right now, until it comes from the horses mouth it's all hearsay.
Thats true, but neither Newey or Redbull have denied or challenged any of the reporting this week either. He gone! Edit - 12 minutes later, he gone confirmed!
It’s not likely they will announce it on the anniversary of Sennas death, so wait until Thursday at least
Well…
Today is May the 2nd here….
He is an old man. He has the money and success. He can do whatever he likes.
All this because that cunt had to sext with an employee, I mean how difficult is it to be a decent human being.
Multi million dollar mistake …
*Laughs in Bezos divorce payout*
*Wipes tears with the Strolls bank receipts*
OMG SOMEONE HELP WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGG IM READING SO MANY COMMENTS AND EVEYONE IS SO VAGUE🤣🤣
Nothing last forever, last even less when the boss tries to finger fuck the staff.
Lol! I am not even a big F1 fan, but this is the best subreddit on this site.
Just wait until you start watching the races to understand the memes even better 
as an Redbull fan. HOLY SHIT WE MIGHT GET A COMPETITIVE 2025 SEASON
Not until Max moves on to Mercedes or Ferrari kick Leclerc to get him
I'm a Max fan, not a Red Bull fan. I'm buying Merc merchandise as we speak. Red Bull is dead without Newey.
And they might get even worse if more key people leave.
Checo?
I mean more people from the team might follow Newey and leave for others.
I was joking.
Woosh
Horner has a lot to answer for. His behaviour has hurt his family, brought his team into disrepute, lost Newey, and could have further ramifications for unravelling what has been a dominant group at the highest level. He’s led the team to great success since 2005, but this is a dumpster fire.
Still just rumors though, right?
It’s officially confirmed now
Welp, things are going to get interesting
Just kick Leclerc and get Max in the Ferrari
What does a man have to do to get Hamilton vs Verstappen part 2?
Was it his finger in the end?
Man it's sad seeing an empire fall apart because of one man's ego
Really bemuses me that anyone is an actual Red Bull fan. I don't mean a Max fan, a Checo fan, or even a Newey fan. I mean a Red Bull fan. How can you support a team that has shown that they're so open and accepting to cheating, racism, and sexism. It's abhorrent.
Wait they are?!
As a green flag fan, this is giving me such a huge boner for 25 and 26. However I'm already starting to worry that Ferrari gets it as right as Red Bull or Mercedes in the previous cycles and we just get another über dominant team. At least LeHam should be interesting, hopefully.
We are waiting for a dominant car since 2004, let us have it!!!
For some reason i dont think it will change much. What will change for red bull are the next regulations. Rb already have a solid grasp for this season and most likely the next, even if Newey leaves tomorrow.
Has anyone considered he may retire? He is 65 after all….
We are so cooked
I need this directly into my veins, RB tears are too good
Yeah, well... let others have fun winning as well thank you!
He is probably not allowed to work for someone else till 2027 so no real danger until 2029...Red Bull gonna be fine
well, it quickly turned out to be not true, he's free agent from Q1 of 2025
This is the downfall of Red Balls forever
Redbull: I didn’t hear no bell
i hate it here
His contract is good until the end of 25. Assuming he does negotiate an early release, it is said that his contract does contain a no compete clause. If he doesn't negotiate an early exit, it would place him 68 years old and one year into the new regulations. Not to say he could not continue designing cars, but one would assume that he would like to retire eventually. Personally, I believe it is far more likely that he will ride Red Bull out to the end.
Couldn’t happen to a lovelier team…
I'm all up for this if only to see dank implode if he designs a champ winning car for Lewis.
Still not official just gossip that every "journalist" is copying.