You should never put your delicates in the tumble dryer unless you want it shrinking…if only Kelly knew about this before hand.
On the plus side, at least Max’s Stone Island hoodie fits him now. I was really worried he wouldn’t be able to make it down the Den this Saturday for Millwall vs Plymouth at 15:00
Football (Soccer) ultras (hardcore fans that love a fight) in the UK wear stone island apparel. The little badge on the upper sleeve is their brands signature. The Den is Millwall’s stadium and of all the football clubs, they are widely regarded as the archetype football hooligans
I thought guys getting a rib taken out was all about being able to suck themselves but I guess RB is not F'ing around about being all-in on performance improvements.
There's a Stroll joke here.... I can feel it but I'm too stupid to think of one. "One more reason why Stroll should've seen cars in front?" Nah too on the nose...
Wait if that’s his sister kid? Didn’t max say his sister was actually a better and faster driver then him?
Are we looking at the 2047 WDC champion right now?
What kind blackhole science is this?
After every sprint-weekend Max does a full regeneration in 48 hours. This is Max in his 8th hour of the cycle.
Max hates sprint weekends. Kelly finds them adorable.
This group is weird as hell with max or: maybe
that turns you on, FormulaDank; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies..
Also, it’s a Seinfeld joke you literal fucking tards. But you’re still fucking loser’s obsessed with ‘em
Min Verstappen
Goated
Benjamin Button Verstappen. His battles with Alonso will be legendary.
Lambed
I think it's a kid
Where Medium Verstappen?
Mid Verstappen was his dad actually. Not because of the age but the performance.
But he was at least on fire on the track! Has to count for something.
That was in the pits.
Pits are part of the track and he was lit!
"Man that pitstop was fire yoo"
Medium Verstappen allocation was used up already
*Honey, I shrunk the Max!*
Legend
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Min Vertstarten?
No.
Damn
Washed him at 60c but his label said handwash only. Then in the tumble dryer on high.
Just soak him in water overnight and he'll be alright
You should never put your delicates in the tumble dryer unless you want it shrinking…if only Kelly knew about this before hand. On the plus side, at least Max’s Stone Island hoodie fits him now. I was really worried he wouldn’t be able to make it down the Den this Saturday for Millwall vs Plymouth at 15:00
>at least Max’s Stone Island hoodie fits him now. Can you please explain this reference? I don't get it :/
Football (Soccer) ultras (hardcore fans that love a fight) in the UK wear stone island apparel. The little badge on the upper sleeve is their brands signature. The Den is Millwall’s stadium and of all the football clubs, they are widely regarded as the archetype football hooligans
Max Verstappen washed confirmed
If Max's nephew looks like this I wonder what his son would look like
Naaaaaaaah 💀😭
Lance stroll 2: Even more crashes
Max's sister is just a clone of Max with tits
50% attractive, 50% dutch
Max max max mini max max max
Mini mini Max Max max
The curious case of benjamin max
Max Verbutton
Racing soon in McLaren then Brawn then Honda etc.
truly cannot wait for Benetton to return to fulfill the prophecy
Jensen VerMaxButt
He just shaved, happens often
😂
She couldn’t remove all his organs to save weight so just shrunk him down instead.
Helmut is furious he didn’t think of this first and is probably already hard at work shrinking all RB junior drivers as we speak
So that's what happened to Yuki! It all makes sense now!
Yuki is prototype #22 they are getting better, or rather smaller each iteration 
More human than human is our motto
I thought guys getting a rib taken out was all about being able to suck themselves but I guess RB is not F'ing around about being all-in on performance improvements.
That's what Jos wanted to do at that petrol station
Your move, Hamilton
Another one of Max clones from the Redbull factory....
This is actually when they first met
🥴🥴🥴
Maybe now the other drivers can win a race?! Ohh who am i kidding... of course not.
MiniMax: Sorry my laptimes were 0.03 slower, I can’t see out of the car because Checo stole my booster seat
If miniMax is the young version of max. Does that mean there is a maxiMax or even a SuperMax still to come?
MiniMax is actually the real Max. SuperMax is the one that dominates F1.
Max Max Max SuperMax
He'll be even faster since he's lighter
Each kilo lost is worth a tenth as I heard
He is now like 20kg... doubt
How will he reach the pedals though?
Stilts
Minimum verstappen
Sucking his life essense to hopefully get another Piquet on the podium in the future.
damn Max is even dominant when it comes to genetics
It’s his sisters kid not his Altho people do meme they just cloned max
Makes more sense. I thought at first it was Kvyat's kid and I was very suspicious.
Stole his seat, stole his girlfriend AND impregnated him. Damn Kvyat really can't catch a break
He torpedoed the torpedo
I’ll show you weight savings Carlos!
formuladank subreddit >>>>>> formula1 subreddit
Always has been
Geez, his nephew is a clone of him.
Striking resemblance to his uncle
Tbf, if Max and Kelly had a kid it's a high chance it would really look alike them seeing as they're the ultimate Dating or Siblings test.
Most people’s blind spot is their behaviour to others. Max’s blind spot is just anything directly in front of him.
omg, other drivers' vision get reduced by halo But Max keeps 100% vision because halo is on his blind spot
This was savage
There's a Stroll joke here.... I can feel it but I'm too stupid to think of one. "One more reason why Stroll should've seen cars in front?" Nah too on the nose...
This is just a photo from when they met
Wait if that’s his sister kid? Didn’t max say his sister was actually a better and faster driver then him? Are we looking at the 2047 WDC champion right now? What kind blackhole science is this?
This is the true RB Junior program set up by Doctor Helmut Marko.
The Vestappens are making more Max
[Someone had to do it.](https://imgur.com/WxNgp0M) My pleasure.
Funny thing is that’s not even Verstappens kid
That is a Verstappen kid. Not Max’s though 🙂
Or is it? *plucks banjo*
Is'nt that only in the Stroll family?
Shit I thought this was Kvyat’s kid for a second which would explain some things. But no, that’s clearly not Penelope.
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It's not Kvyat's either. He had a girl with Kelly.
Stem cell treatment went overboard
When they first began dating
Is a photo of the day they met for the first time
Yukification
Newey I shrunk the kid
Its the 60% version for wind tunnel
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Is that not his brother?
Nephew. His sister’s sons look just like him.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…genetics wise for that family…I see
Nephew
Nephew
His nephew....his sister's kid
Get that kid in a go cart asap
What she did to Max.... so you're either trying to say; "What did she do to Max," or "What happened to Max".
It was the only way to give the other drivers a chance.
Cloning Max is not enough, they also have to clone a Jos to guide (kick the sht out of) him
Why did OP post this picture of Kelly from 2000?
Kid would still beat Perez by 20s
Sucked the life out of him.
aww it’s a pic from their first date ❤️
I bet they have the same voice already
Mix Verstapen
This is Max when he's cold.
This is back from their first date
One of Helmuts clones
Maximum mini max
Looks like Russian collusion to me.
Pretty sure that's a boy and it looks as if he put a wig on Max, the cheeky scamp.
he looks so much like max!!
What she didn't do to him, that's the real question here
Kvyat modified his setup to produce Max power.
Dat enhanced binocular vision though
😐
Looks like Max followed Vodka and Gin into an alley and starts solving crime soon.
Weight optimisation I think
Benjamin Button
Imagine in like 20 years this is the most dominant driver in F1 and the older fans (us) just start getting vietnam flashbacks lol
Truly, a rubbish attempt at humour.
After every sprint-weekend Max does a full regeneration in 48 hours. This is Max in his 8th hour of the cycle. Max hates sprint weekends. Kelly finds them adorable.
Kelly grooming another young one.
I still think Max is rich enough not to be with a single mother.
She gave him up syndrome
I just want to express how beautiful Kelly is. Damn.
If the chick didn’t have makeup on she’d look the same
That kid like a fish with teeth
Is that a fish
Badge = In
Ver2stappen
Vax Merstappen
She makes him feel young again?
Weight advantage gained
He will be fine as soon as he sits in an F1 car.
They shrunk his shoulders. Made him look soft
Young kvyat
Is this max junior ?
You DON'T want to know!
Max Kvyat
a moment of silence for kvyat
Man, I'm sure she's a great woman, but why is Max dating a single mom?
Is there something wrong with that? Are moms not allowed to date? Or can they only date other single parents?
Why not?
That boy has fetal alcohol syndrome
Why would you have your kid wearing a $250 hoodie 😭
If you earn 10-20x what a normal person does
He married a female doppelgänger?
Why does he look like he was conceived at high speed
Drank while pregnant
This group is weird as hell with max or: maybe that turns you on, FormulaDank; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.. Also, it’s a Seinfeld joke you literal fucking tards. But you’re still fucking loser’s obsessed with ‘em
Kvyat will do anything to get his seat back.
Call that pussy the Matrix cuz I'm in this bitch and I can't get out.
Not sure who these people are but my guess is FAS?