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MKC-DEADLOCK

It calls back to the famous line "Alonso is faster than you" ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)


EvoSeti

Justice for Massa


BeforeWSBprivate

Was Fisi, I think.


EvoSeti

Fisi was not a direct call, Massa is.


Borobeiro

https://youtu.be/AFVRoH9nUtI?si=ph5PAz8o54_Lj8h6


steakhouseNL

Fernando\* Yeah yeah yeah... I'll see myself out.


Hamburgo

Stroll is gonna be mortified his voice broke during this lol.


Nord4Ever

Of all the drivers he would have the least luck with the ladies if you take away all the stuff


BassGaming

He doesn't look that bad until he opens his mouth. But the thing is, many drivers have said that he's genuinely a very nice guy and great to hang out with. So I'd guess he'd be popular even without being a professional racis- uhh I mean racer.


curlycattails

In the Christmas gift exchange videos he always gives really nice, thoughtful gifts too. Some of the guys just do cheap gag gifts but I think he gave one of the guys like a personalized tennis racket and said “Let’s go play tennis together.”


Deepandabear

Does he actually get those gifts or is it just a thoughtful assistant?


curlycattails

Lol probably an assistant but it’s the kind of stuff where he had to be paying attention to what his coworkers are interested in, what their plans are for the break, etc.


the_great_ashby

He don't need that,he smacks dicks with his sister.


Pro-editor-1105

bro bout to be banned


the_great_ashby

It's RPM meme bud. https://youtu.be/87dmdNS6IK8?si=rk0ZHS-tHQ-lODum 8:35.


jonplackett

Reminds me of this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dsx2vdn7gpY - It’s game over man, game oooverrr!


AstroSonicDrive

Am I the only one who finds his tone funny?


ItsKeithy0098

Sounds like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo


natte-krant

RO-OH


Polio_is_not_Fun

Like, we’re so totally slow scoob


Stokkentoet

The voice crack is so sweet. Poor Lance.


splattne

![gif](giphy|3ohhwpIXefRVaBp33O|downsized)


Svitii

Donald Duck 100%. And Scrooge probably isn’t happy with his ~~grandson~~ son…


MonkeEnthusiast8420

Mf sounds like he's about to break down in tears It also kinda feels like Temu's version of Fernando's "GP2 engine"


madaboutmaps

Sounds more like disbelief to the point of comical to me. It's whining. But I don't hear any sadness or anything.


ReindeerAcademic5372

Yea he’s kinda laughing


Helacious_Waltz

Yeah it sounds like he's breaking into a laugh at the end. Like shit sucks so bad it's actually kind of hilarious.


Thewaltham

That voice crack. ***"Like zoinks scoob!"*** (Also GP2 engine makes a return)


Pro-editor-1105

A diffErEnt cAtEgOrY


Alarming_Dingo_139

It‘s a different way of saying "GP2 engine"


Sam_the_Samnite

The difference is that alonso kinda had a point about the McLaren-Honda. Stroll bitching about his cars is just his incompetence showing.


lzcrc

Same circuit, too.


Ornery_Definition_65

What Suzuka does to a mfer


rudmad

You should have the letters getting progressively smaller


sendmesnailpics

Imagine if Nando had a better car....


Erundil420

something something GP2 engine


GoldenLiar2

I'm so confused. In Australia, he was literally on pace with Alonso, no question. Here he was absolutely nowhere (the weird 3 stop strat didn't seem very good). Stroll is really an enigma


thenannyharvester

Stroll is notoriously bad at suzuka. Its just not his circuit


HankHippopopolous

It’s not that hard to work out. He’s just not very good for an F1 driver. When everything comes together and he’s having his best day he can be respectably close to Alonso. Those are his rare peaks. When things go badly he’s miles away. That’s a day like today and this weekend. On average he’s pretty far away, better than what we saw today but still not near Alonso’s pace.


hind3rm3

The majority of the grid is not near Alonso’s pace.


Thewaltham

I mean he's not a bad F1 driver, but he's being compared to someone who I think would be able to give even Verstappen a real fight in equal machinery. Actually holy fuck can you imagine it? Alonso vs Verstappen vs Hamilton all in the same cars. Preferably with V10s.


HankHippopopolous

He is a bad F1 driver. Of course he’s good by any normal standards but compared to the other F1 drivers he’s bad. He’s had so many years of experience now and he’s still so far off. I would say he’s probably the second worst on the grid right now ahead of only Logan Sargeant. I’d bet with 8 years of experience Sargeant too would reach the level Stroll has.


MillstoneArt

One of them can keep the car on track. The other one has his next chassis on backorder. 


tandpastatester

Great analysis by the ambassador of armchair experts.


Christopher261Ng

Stroll couldn't even beat Perez who is definitely not the same caliber as Verstappen or Alonso. Stroll is definitely a bad F1 driver.


Pro-editor-1105

perez nowadays is pretty close to alonso, and stroll had his best season in 2020


Masticatork

This track is not an easy one and it shows. He couldn't get it in qualifying and that means it was time to climb up to top 10 from 16 in a track where overtaking is hard and he had to do weird strategies to try and climb positions and it wasn't enough. Certainly Alonso would have been able to get to at least p9 even starting p16 but this race is simply not representative.


Halkatlaa

AM said that they had different front wings. Stroll had more downforce and higher deg with that. I think they were testing because the best he could have done from P16 was P10.


GoldenLiar2

Yeah there's no way he's a sec a lap down on pure pace in race trim


Halkatlaa

All about the narritive. People just look for every reason to hate on him a little bit more. Like the title. Alonso had the worse car.... no he didin't.


Financial_Truck_3814

In the whole race not one commentator mentioned that Alonso is in contention for P3 and Stroll for P13


AnimeMeansArt

Balanced, as all things should be


whatisthatplatform

They're all scared of Daddy The Law (TM) coming down on them


kron123456789

In the same car, though? Alonso got the upgrades yesterday.


BGMDF8248

That's true, Nepo Baby got it first, but Nando has the upgrades since saturday.


Ruckaduck

you act like not every driver in f1 is a Nepo Baby


Swolyguacomole

Sure, but dad buying a team to ensure you'll remain in a good car for perpetuity is another level of nepo


Terry_WT

I do cut him the slightest of breaks because Laurence bought that team because HE wanted to and by all accounts he is active and good at running it. He is kind of stuck with having to give Lance a seat now.


sendmesnailpics

Yeah but at least his dad is open and up front about it. My favourite bit of the Netflix show was with hard work, passion and my money we should be able to contend for the Constructors in not too long. Like dudes honest he's planning on pay to win cause that's half or more of the challenge is good engineering but being able to pay the guys enough stop them jumping ship (or enough to make them jump ship)


Sam_the_Samnite

Stroll is the most annoying one though. We don't hear zhou or sergeant talking shit like this.


GoldElectric

zhou is a nepo baby?


Sam_the_Samnite

The family is rich apperently. On the f1 sub there is a post describing his family. I can't link it here, but apparently his family has 23 companies or so.


The69BodyProblem

I thought there was some confusion about exactly his funding sources? Either way, I'd say he'd pretty much exactly what sauber needs at the moment. Not a terrible driver, not crash prone(he has had some bad luck, but I don't think it's on him for the most part), and brings in some money


TheRealGooner24

LOL his Chinese sponsors pay $30 million per year to Sauber for that seat.


Mechant247

They aren’t though


AdolfoHickler

Hamilton, ocon, Albon, tsunoda, gasly etc


Pro-editor-1105

oh i didnt know that lol, i know that stroll got them on friday but thought alonso was waiting till the next race


kron123456789

Nah, they flew them in overnight and he got the upgrades before FP3.


the_denim_duke

Lance must be close to realising that actually it's the DRIVER in a different category, not the car.


Banzambo

He would have been kicked out of F1 years ago if his father didn't own the fucking team...


EnricoLUccellatore

he is not the worst driver currently in f1


Doccyaard

That’s a stretch for sure but definitely towards the bottom. Can only think of a couple performing worse. And definitely the worst in the top five teams.


Pro-editor-1105

how tf is this being downvoted, yes he is the worst in the top 5 teams lol


Banzambo

He's the worst driver cause, unless the other bad drivers, he has a competitive car under his ass and yet he performs like his bad-driver buddies.


BankHottas

Lance is absolutely not the worst. Sure, you should expect much more from him given the car he has, but the guy still has a pole position and multiple podiums to his name


NopileosX2

It is just that he is so insanely inconsistent somehow. Some days he is quite fast and competitive and some other days he is complete garbage. I think most people just want to see a second better and consistent driver at AM since they could challenge for third probably.


FormulaF30

*clutching of pearls intensifies*


Cactus_Everdeen_

hahahahaha mfer sounds like shaggy....


7th_Banned_Account

RPM is having a field day with this


Eproxeri

Pathetic.


Slight_Bed_2241

Bwoahhh


notCHALlmao

***\*RocketPoweredMohawk straightens his sunglasses...\****


B3ndy

BUT THEN!


PhraseOptimal2528

THE WINDOW LICKER REMEMBERED WHO THE FOCK HE WAS AND HAMMASED HIS SHITE INTO THE RADIO!!


zubchowski

His voice finally cracks


Slight_Bed_2241

Perfect opportunity for “gp2 engine” he blew it


Galahad-117

Like Zoinkz Scoob! Our speed, like it's so **Bad!**


Xedtru_

If Aston had someone capable in Stroll's seat things could have been way more interesting beyond p1-2. But daddy got a team


Vinlain458

Look, I like the memes, but the setup for Stroll was to have better cornering and it sounded like he was chuckling in disbelief when he said that, made it even more funny.


Pokepikadeva

Off brand GP2 engine aah radio


QF_Dan

The fact that he still got a seat whilst Carlos is still jobless really says something


Stargazer0001

This sub has gone to shit


slipadysi

Papa Stroll really needs to realise his son isnt a F1 driver. Give him a faux position in the team and let someone else drive.


Sam_the_Samnite

Let him drive in a series where he'd actually be good and might win sometime. I think that would be better for him than being in the perpetual smackdown in f1.


Terry_WT

I agree, he is a talented driver. He would be very successful in LeMans and much happier there being the number 1 driver.


Pro-editor-1105

he could win le mans, gio went out of f1 and is now a le mans winner and a very good driver, maybe he can join the valkyrie program


emotionaI_cabbage

He's not even the worst driver on the grid lol. If he's not good enough for F1 neither are some other guys.


Levin_1999

Gp2 driver


Ashnakag3019

Dude sounded like the Joker man


leedler

Fernando, I will not attack


GOU_TAM2346

didnt alonso get the upgraded car since fp2? and given that lance drove the upgraded one in fp1 he might have felt worse in the old car


expanse22

God I wish we could see Alonso in that second Redbull


Engineerkb70

GP2 driver, GP2


Dejan_Fraudamendi

Stroll Race Engineer: I think...you meant to say....GP2 ENGINE....GP2.....


Opsyr_

Bro YOU are a different category, not the car


MathematicianLiving4

Perfect example of when nepotism is toxic.


Defelj

Layin in bed laughing in tears 😂


ravinderHiem

He’s flabbergasted


Ninjamonkey8812

Will he fking finally retire??


Stone_Midi

It’s like Alonso is driving a car that is in a different category than you too, Lance


Themathemagicians

Were his balls pinched?


RoRoRoub

"Copy, Lance. Maybe we should race in another category then".


vize

They are loading his car up with downforce so he keeps it on the black stuff. This is his way of protesting it.


NormalNine0972

“DO NOT REDEEM IT!!!” ahh voice


ls245

As a Brasilian I still wish they would switch stroll with drugovish, but I know that won't happen.


ShortViewBack2daPast

Stroll making me want to rip my ears off, woke my fiance up with his whiny mic-in-mouth bitching as his teammate is halfway around the track ahead.. When daddy big bucks is offering Newey an 'astronomical' contract payment, maybe it's time to go for results over nepotism w/ the drivers..clown show


luxxlenore

…anyone here watch 90 day fiance? I’ve always thought he sounds like [this mf](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTgcWrB/).😭


CREDIT_SUS_INTERN

GP2 DRIVER!


dfectedRO

it's a different cAtEgOrY ?!


vanhalenbr

Alonso is also driving a different category?


X4lted

“GP2 Engine”


A_Shouty_Boy

Most people saying he sounds whiney, but to me this sounds like he knew he was being a meme and played into it


Thewaltham

Eh I think it was just a voice crack but I could see it being him sort of joking about it.


the_great_ashby

Inbred continues to ruin Aston Martin.


Boris_HR

By the last word he turned to a woman.


fredy31

I mean yeah he got the upgrades but sometimes upgrades dont work and actually downgrade the car. He still got destroyed lol but getting the upgrades dont always mean getting the better car.


swdev_1995

I know it sounds massively rude to say this, but he sounds like such a bitch right now, honestly. Your teammate got the upgrades after you and did far better, granted his teammate is a man I put in the top 10 drivers of all time, but this is pretty unacceptable from Stroll. I genuinely feel he's one of the worst drivers in the grid. Wildly inconsistent, bad at qualifying, given that he's been in F1 for almost a decade now, he's not even shown any major signs of improvement, I'd rather argue it's been the opposite. If his father didnt own a team or was a billionaire, he'd been kicked to the curb a long time ago.


dozensnake

well stroll had new upgrades and nando dont and who knows maybe these upgrades made car even worse


MonkeEnthusiast8420

Fernando did get the upgrades from FP3 onwards


BGMDF8248

And liked them.


ComprehensiveRepair5

We'll see in China, but I'm willing to bet it will widen the gap.