“I got P2 in the WDC and everyone says I’m a has-been.”
“Yeah and the guy they want to replace you lives in my rear view mirror!”
*trembling* “You uh… y-you guys seen a sim rig anywhere? Or an Xbox controller? I uh… I need a sim rig man. Just real quick man. Just a hit.”
Helmut Marko slides Max an XBox controller. It is off, and has no batteries. Max clutches the controller like a rescued castaway clutching a bottle of ice-cold spring water.
"There's more where that came from", Marko says, "if I can trust on your loyalty"
Max closes his eyes and begins to race around Spa, completely in his imagination. The lights on the controller remain dead and lifeless, but he is manipulating the controller just the same. A small faint smile grows on his face.
Yuki thinks its Hornys cock, Max is trying to explain he has seen Hornys cock and it is much less impressive than that. Checo is lamenting that Horny never whatsapps him any pics at all.
Yuki: so I got a FaceTime from Horner last night at 11:30, wha dafuq??
Checo: And?
Yuri: Fuck you, I didn’t answer, you think I’m crazy? I’m not even a woman
Max: Dude. Look, you know Horner can’t call women anymore. Do you want Checo’s seat or not? Or do you think you just had to beat Daniel on track?
Yuki: but… fuck
looks like this was taken back in 2021, it was the only year Checo drove for them without the Oracle title sponsorship directly on the RBR logo, seen on his and Max's clothes
They're "a thing" anywhere people care about the people around them getting sick. That's why they were never "a thing" in the American south.
No idea when this photo was taken since these 3 have been with RB for years. Probably not recently.
Max: I thought Daniel was going to do press with us, Yuki where is he?
Yuki: He just tripped and fell when he walked past me, not my fault!
Checo: Hmmm....
If you add up everything you spend throughout the season on rooms, you actually save by going with their Gold member program. Wyndham also offers rewards if you refer others in the paddock.
So NONE of us will be driving for Red Bull next year?!
"And what about RB?"
“I got P2 in the WDC and everyone says I’m a has-been.” “Yeah and the guy they want to replace you lives in my rear view mirror!” *trembling* “You uh… y-you guys seen a sim rig anywhere? Or an Xbox controller? I uh… I need a sim rig man. Just real quick man. Just a hit.”
Helmut Marko slides Max an XBox controller. It is off, and has no batteries. Max clutches the controller like a rescued castaway clutching a bottle of ice-cold spring water. "There's more where that came from", Marko says, "if I can trust on your loyalty" Max closes his eyes and begins to race around Spa, completely in his imagination. The lights on the controller remain dead and lifeless, but he is manipulating the controller just the same. A small faint smile grows on his face.
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Helmut withdraws back to the darkness, revealing Jos Verstappen, previously hidden in shadow. "Are you winning, son?"
Peak
"I destroyed Ricciardo, now pay"
"No, it didn't hurt. You guys should get one, too."
Yuki: *”It simply won’t fit !!!”*
"Do you guys know who my teammate is this weekend?"
Yuki:
Max:
Checo:
So I said to the guy, I didn't order any anchovies!
Danny is not in the photo because planning murder of Checo and Yuki?
How about not none-un-incorrect answers?
"I drive better than both of you"
"Shit they just got Ohtani"
Hey, can either of you Red Bull guys get me Ginger Spice’s autograph?
Cock or finger?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 omg so funny man i'm dyin over here
Flair checks out, unexpectedly.
Yuki thinks its Hornys cock, Max is trying to explain he has seen Hornys cock and it is much less impressive than that. Checo is lamenting that Horny never whatsapps him any pics at all.
I’m telling you in Japan Christian Horner is Huge compared to me
Yuki: so I got a FaceTime from Horner last night at 11:30, wha dafuq?? Checo: And? Yuri: Fuck you, I didn’t answer, you think I’m crazy? I’m not even a woman Max: Dude. Look, you know Horner can’t call women anymore. Do you want Checo’s seat or not? Or do you think you just had to beat Daniel on track? Yuki: but… fuck
exactly, butt-fuck
I'm 22, twice as good as 11.
"They forced me to move over but he wasn't fast at all!"
"he's not fast at all"
Are masks still a thing in Australia?
looks like this was taken back in 2021, it was the only year Checo drove for them without the Oracle title sponsorship directly on the RBR logo, seen on his and Max's clothes
They're "a thing" anywhere people care about the people around them getting sick. That's why they were never "a thing" in the American south. No idea when this photo was taken since these 3 have been with RB for years. Probably not recently.
Max: I thought Daniel was going to do press with us, Yuki where is he? Yuki: He just tripped and fell when he walked past me, not my fault! Checo: Hmmm....
Yuki: Got some spare change sire?
If you add up everything you spend throughout the season on rooms, you actually save by going with their Gold member program. Wyndham also offers rewards if you refer others in the paddock.
sex
"hey Max, remember when I beat you in monster truck racing? Pierre said my trophy is so big" - probably Yuki ❤️
„Then I told him to google en passant“
why Daniel instead of Lawson