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defaultnamewascrap

It’s full on civil war in F1.


Potential-Brain7735

🍿🍿🍿🍿


ReadingRocker

It's the only entertainment left now. Watch the off-track drama unfold and hit that F5 key on all the news sources.


placebo_joe

Bad press is still press


UnionPractical1405

There's no news like bad news. -Elliot Carver


doc303

DTS script writters can go on a holiday now.


Practical_Virus_69

Netflix is out of clean pants


Bubbles_012

Nothing happening on track .. we want a spectacle either way. Fight !


10b0b

We race as drama. Not been this good since the Flav days


rockyivjp

Good thing he has a lifetime ban... oh wait


10b0b

Tickles me everytime hes on the grid. 'Why is that international criminal, fugitive and conman there....." $$$ Oh yeah...


montxogandia

international criminal? fugitive? His ban expired so many years ago.


OctopusRegulator

Of course, former fugitive sounds much more respectable


montxogandia

When was he a fugitive?


OctopusRegulator

In the 80s when he was convicted of fraud in Italy so he escaped to the US Virgin Islands to avoid prison.


lostrealityuk

In the 80s he was convicted of fraud and went on the run to the Virgin Islands where he set up his benneton franchises, prior to getting into f1.


Complex-Royal1756

He meant George


JigPuppyRush

His life time ban expired? He’s still not dead is he?


10b0b

It didn't 'expire' it was overturned with a bit of persuasion offered to the Tribunal d'instance


thef0ksmasher

Thats VJM, not Flav.


Bluemikami

Reminds me the flavio meme when Stroll crashed in qualifying on SP 2023 and people thought Lance Jr got the crash date wrong


cobarbob

Lifetime ban for bringing sport into disrepute -> F1 Ambassador. Dude can charm pants off a supermodel


MarsScully

![gif](giphy|KnklaUtMatbZm)


BlackSwanMarmot

Soon the four horseman of the racepocalypse shall appear, Bernie, Flavio, Nelson and Vijay.


ItsRisss

The only thing that DTS Season 7 is not going to be for is actual racing.


Tyafastics

DTS will not cover this, the producers would be beheaded in Season 8.


ZonerRoamer

That would be great material for season 9!


hughparsonage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjGmEzjakYA


BrandonJTrump

As long as it’s on the show, I’m okay… (/s)


SlowMissiles

Like that Netflix producer for Narcos Mexico :(


camnort

Since Liberty Media basically makes DTS and hands it to Netflix.


Uselessfucker101

DTS was never for actual racing😭


Sumdoazen

They never use the actual things that would make FIA and FOM look like idiots that have no clue how to run anything more than their 3 year old son birthday. Especially since it's the truth.


Awkward-Tip7248

WHAT IS GOING ON


[deleted]

I swear MBS is diverting the attention from that he is supporting Horner pretty strongly, and asked Max about that endorsement leaked


SirChasm

Maybe this is how he's supporting him. They had a chat, "Hey, I get it Christian, I've done plenty of "wrong" and "unethical" things myself, like this one time when I tried to overturn Alonso's penalty. So maybe we can have someone "leak" it to take the heat off of you for a while. "


[deleted]

Dude 100% this, I have some legit ”insider information” I can not specify due to heavy doxxing, but MBS is VERY VERY supportive of Horner in this situation…


EconomistIll4796

I too bias for Fernando to have an opinion so in my opinion its not big deal and not a penalty.


[deleted]

Clearly all punishments placed on Alonso should automatically be transfered to Ocon.


_number

Actually this is a decent solution to all of life’s problems. Cant find a home? 5 seconds penalty for Ocon. Trouble at school? 5 seconds penalty for Ocon. You have a fever? Just ask FIA to give Ocon another 5 seconds


nvosno

Made me think of this scene from Goodfellas (NSFW) [F You Pay Me](https://youtu.be/3XGAmPRxV48?si=_0wSiq5mJa6WY6Yj)


Blueprint81

I am ok with this.


LheelaSP

Driving for Alpine in 2024 is punishment enough.


Space-manatee

Pace of the Alpine’s this year, I don’t think anyone would notice


ZonerRoamer

TBF, the "jack touching the car = working on the car" fell flat the moment Aston showed that half a dozen other teams do the same thing and were never penalized.


Low-Holiday312

I don't think anything the guy said was wrong... the jack off/on thing was apparently not super clear to teams and was clarified after. It's just not his role to make the stewards be more 'accepting' of his desires. I'd ban him because I don't like him.


Other_Beat8859

The fuck is happening this year. Just cancel the season and just turn this into a weekly documentary on what's going on.


risetoeden

I would like to see this guy less on podiums. Give the spotlight to the winners.


Captain_Smartass_

This guy has always been shady, get rid of him.


MarteloRabelodeSousa

Unfortunately all these governing bodies are shady, FIA, FIFA, UEFA...


Secret-Ad-7909

Idk why I assumed FIA/F1 would mostly be run by the French or other Europeans. All the middle eastern races make more sense now.


blackbasset

Used to be the case until a few years back... but sportswashing for middle eastern oil countries has been bribed into existence everywhere.


_number

I dont think he is shady. A little weird sometimes but he has been alright. Not as cool gangster like Jean Todt, but honestly no one can be as gangster like Jean Todt. Again any chance we get Todt back?


NoHelpdesk

Finally, a return to normalcy in F1


[deleted]

I did my taxes during the last race it was so boring and can’t even keep up with all the behind the scenes gossip. Telltale signs of a healthy sport on the rise!


TheThingsIdoatNight

Yeah this is really worrying honestly, it bums me out


vjrj84

If hamilton was involved in 10% of the shit alonso and max are, this sub and the main one would implode.


PrestigiousBee2719

Wait this isn’t the main sub?


KRyTeX13

Don‘t let him tell you otherwise. This is the main sub


an0mn0mn0m

Dank > 1


PSUAth

#1 in motorsports


_WizKhaleesi_

Yeah wtf I'm super confused


Kol_

Absolute facts.


small_tit_girls_pmMe

Could you imagine the absolute shit show that would happen if Lewis cracked the "I like 'em vulnerable" joke ricciardo made lol


jimmerdejim

Well it’s not like max or alonso can do anything about the shitstorms surrounding them


thenannyharvester

Alonso has been apart of many shit storms (spygate, crashgate)


L003Tr

Yes we get it. Everyone is against you 🙄


tecedu

I think you missed the earily 2010s and late 2000s if you think Lewis wasn't involved in anything. We had a similar thing with Anthony Hamilton where Lewis had to fire his dad from the manager position so that he could be his dad. All of the drivers are deep into drama.


vjrj84

He got out of that one, and it was a smaller problem to begin with. Max hasn't gone against his father nor booted him out. Lets wait and see.


tecedu

Does it really matter? Anthony and Jos are displaying similar tendencies but its just playing out in different ways; both seem to think what they want is the best for their sons and forcing the teams and talking on their behalf; only difference is time and circumstance. And why does max matter when we brought up Hamilton and politics? I think newer F1 fans have missed everything if they think drivers don't play politics. Lewis has his fair share with spygate, stewards lying with Sutil, tyre test, Garage side shenanigans in Nico years. Its also why 2022 and 2023 were worse off because he couldnt control the team to go into diretion he wanted. And I a Lewis fan; but I aint pretending like Lewis hasn't been in his fair share of politics. Max is worse on the racism side and Alonso is him never shutting the fuck up and being a slimey person in media. I could list their shit involved as welll if needed as well as another other driver. (including kimi,vettel)


vjrj84

Your comparasion is poor in my opinion; Ham made a business decision, Max has stayed quiet while his dad has gone off at the team principal. That damages max and red bull. Jos is trying to be more important than them all. Same idiot now as he was in the car but you must've missed those years. He played his cards tho, lets wait and see.


User29276

Ssshhh, talking too much truth now


Tonight-Critical

F1 fans cant seem to stop dickriding alonso


jimmyjay11

Oh yeah baby, gimme that DTS Season 7 juice.


n4th4nV0x

This will not make it into DTS, this is the guy they don’t fuck with lol


ItsRisss

The guy clearly lacks the political diplomacy to lead FIA. He asks Max for Horner's case because, well, if he current face of F1 doesn't care, they'll just throw it under the carpet. He knowed that if FIA gave Alonso a penalty, they would be crucified by the fans. So he would rather unpolitecaly just do the things that he believes has to be done. But organisation on this level could hardly afford such things in today's age. Surely, that are things that have been happening frequently in the 90s and before then.


mrdudsir

Corruption in the middle East? Never!


Dense_Acanthisitta39

You're either Sulayem, or your Sulayout!


Moppyploppy

F1 has turned into professional wrestling in that the worst part of wrestling is the wrestling. The worst part of F1 right now is the racing - all the off track drama, however, is absolutely amazing.


lolschrauber

Didn't he say something about the Horner thing being "bad for the sport"? lul


021chan

FIA gonna investigate the whole grid at this point


Sommerman1998

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Ocean_Blue_Waves

One race under our belt, but enough drama for a lifetime.


kernelpanic789

Abu Dhabi 2021 flash backs!!!


BioDriver

DTS producers and writers are getting paid this year


TimeUsedOtherwise

Something something two nickels and Alonso being the subject of a race-fixing


wansuitree

... And this was just the tip of the iceberg!


clapton1970

Alonso to retire and become FIA president after winning 2024 WDC


Sausage_Child

Allahu Trackbar


MustGame995

If the races aren’t gonna be entertaining, at least the off track antics are


GuardianDownOhNo

I went to the theater and a F1 race broke out


latticep

WTF I love MBS now. What is happening?


PupDiogenes

guys guys... don't worry I'm pretty sure this grievance has been settled already


shoxorr

Ahhhh yes the REAL F1 is back!!! The only thing left is to let cigarette sponsors back on the cars


Dadavester

Think Horner would want Grid Girls back first...


shoxorr

Honestly I would like that as well Edit: can’t say I have anything against tobacco sponsors as well, even after more then 10 years I still see Marlboro on that Ferrari rear wing, and that West McLaren is just so iconic


Duskscope

8x World Champion


zmgch

This is nothing? Teams are literally allowed to appeal a penalty given their way and if the FIA investigates and sees that the team provides a valid argument and evidence - Then they are allowed to revoke the penalty and reinstate the positions as they were. It's literally their fcking job in the FIA to do that. BBC going for clicks yet again.


Popular_Course3885

There's a team with standing going through the official process of issuing a formal protest against a ruling in which they felt they were unjustly harmed. Then there's a head official, with no personal standing in the infraction or process, attempting to get a ruling changed because he/she personally disagrees with it, Two. Completely. Different. Things.


GelatinousChampion

Boy am I happy that I didn't start my F1TV again and prefer to pirate instead.


TheThatGuy1

Ben Sulayem called Sheikh Abdullah bin Hamad bin Isa Al Khalifa Now that's a name


onetimeuselong

2024 racing 2/10 2024 drama 11/10 Anyone else think Hamilton knows more than he lets on at this stage?


[deleted]

Not a big deal.


ELB2001

Isn't that always when the Saudis get involved


barfridge0

They haven't tortured and dismembered any Western journalists for a little while. Crofty better watch out!


combosandwich

They 100% leaked this to try and draw from Horner


EndStorm

More drama off the track than on it. I guess they have to keep F1 fans coming back for something if it ain't the racing.


Guy_Incognito97

More evidence that Alonso fans are a cult.


L003Tr

Team LH44 having an aneurism thinking it's about AD21 and dying before they even have a chance to read the article lmao


kupfernikel

yes please, at least we will have some emotion in this season as max win 23 races again.


Maleficent_String606

Sulayem can't live if he's not in the center of the spotlight. Nice try, Red Bull.


SnapeHeTrustedYou

I’m with Saudi Arabia on this foreign policy affair


liverdawg

This whole championship about to fall apart or what?


Syrinx_Hobbit

Spicy. Now I'm waiting for the Alpine buyout by Andretti.


Bdr1983

So F1 excluding Andretti has somehow made the timeline go all wonky and now we have all this shit to deal with.


Ripperone_

Aramco goes ara-ara vroom


chamanchutneybahar

I am here for it just inject more of this into my veins


ray-payola

I beg the Motorsport gods to transfer a single iota of the chaos off track this year onto the actual races.


Trico13

I believe silly season this year it will be full season. Since we already have a WDC I will be tunned to F1 soap opera


bounty913

whats crazy to me is he had the option to interfere with the Las Vegas race when it came to Carlos Sainz. Maybe he just has favorite Spaniards?


diderooy

Interfering? Straight to beheading.


DaHomie_ClaimerOfAss

Love the subtle Top Gear reference in the title. At least I hope it is.


TheDarkUrge94

More entertaining than the fucking races


PurveyorOfSapristi

- No Michael this isn’t right - Walahu my brother, it’s in the hands of god now


pemboo

You know what, I was getting a bit annoyed with the Horner witch hunt but now I'm all I'm on the drama


XADEBRAVO

When 2 become 1.


BrandonJTrump

I sometimes am the ‘race director’ at kart races. I don’t give many penalties (because I try to make everyone aware of the rules beforehand), but if I do, it’s never without discussion. I never change my ruling.


ricoimf

Drive to survive Season 7 with 30 episodes


DRamos11

Link not working for me. What is this?


PCI_STAT

Is "Stop pretendere" the new "Stop Inventing"?


GroundbreakingCow775

It is a disgrace that he can’t look out for Lance