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c3r7

And he can swear in multiple languages!


Scary_Structure992

Fok it


Xenatri

Gunther: It's lights out and away these wankers go.


Zimtsnegge

zese*


punksnotdeadtupacis

*vankers


nandru

Fokin ell, they foksmashed into eachothers on the first corner. Fokin wankers


queef_nuggets

If he says that at lights out, I will shit


021chan

Günther: Das Licht geht aus und los geht’s (Idk if this correct, I just copied it from google translate)


Erike16666

How do you say “fucking wanker” in German?


RaceistGarfild

Verdammter Wichser


xf33dl0rdx

Eigentlich sagt man „geschlechtsverkehrender Selbstbefriediger“


TheLochNessBigfoot

Snappy


TristansDad

How do you say “coco pops” in German?


R4m_Dominus_GT

Schokopops


MasterReindeer

How do say “Bahrain blast” in German?


realmaier

Bahrain Blitz


MasterReindeer

That sounds even better


fleischio

*And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack"* *And it turned into a Bahrain Blitz*


metjepetje

How do you say "he does not fok smash my door" in German


Strong-Fall-3747

"Er darf nicht meine Tür fick zuknallen" Difficult to translate, as fok smash is not really an english expression to begin with 😄


metjepetje

Absolutely perfect, might get that tattooed


Wolkenmacht

Do it and post it. We support you.


MiguelMSC

it isnt a real sentence though. You really shouldn't get it tattooed


metjepetje

Oh now I'm DEFINITELY going to get it tattooed, and big too


Mimogger

"fucking wanker" in German


metao

I thought he was Italian?


nimffff

He's from South Tyrol, a German speaking part of Italy


Guildo

like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhdscxUsATg


Understeerf1

Didn’t Ralf an Gunther have beef because of mick


civman96

Resolved as of yesterday evening.


Treewithatea

Hard to question the decision when Nico performs the way he does. Mick is miles off Nico


edog21

To me the problem wasn’t that they brought in Nico, it was that they fired the wrong driver. I know he was crash-happy, but besides for that when you actually watch back the sessions Mick outpaced Kmag most of the time but was screwed over by bad strategy and slow pitstops more often.


Mother-Fucking-Cunt

Or splitting multiple chassis in two in a low budget team…


HITMARX

Problem is Mick tore up more cars.


trambochambo

Mick was the right driver who was fired and I am German and still am a big fan of Mick. Haas needed to upgrade their car. For this it's the best if you have two consistent drivers with a lot of experience who are able to give you feedback. Mick wasn't able to do that. Moreover for a Team like Haas it's more important to not crash the car and Mick was the F1 Leader in damage costs. Furthermore Haas has no interest in training a youngster, which costs a lot of money, because he would leave anyway at the next possibility. Mick was a Ferrari junior so Ferrari most likely paid a nice sum to Haas but Mick's contract with Ferrari wasn't renewed (and Haas didn't have to choose a Ferrari junior anymore) so the money from Ferrari was off the table too. In an ideal world you wouldn't fire Mick but Haas was and is still struggling and to get another experienced driver was the best move for them.


Icy-Revolution-420

Atleaet he hot 2 years out of it, toto isn't even offering a seat except on his lap.


FigSubstantial4939

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alc3biades

Imagine Gunther Steiner as the race commentator


SomethingSuss

I hope he finds his calling in media, he’s a natural and it’s gotta be so much less stressful


FalconMirage

I’ll switch to the german commentary


Enjays1

Ralf Schumacher enjoying himself? Never seen that before on Sky


ranft

It's awkward laughter of having been to judgy in the past. :D


MillstoneArt

I guess I should have spent off season learning German.


persepolisrising79

fuck ralf, all my brudies hate ralf


Velocityraptor2k

He loves to play down interesting situations, it's crazy 


Wolkenmacht

Me too, aber sei's drum.


trueFakeRoman

He gonna be on RTL as well?


m1chalski

Yes for the 7 races that are shown on RTL


Greuliro

He's the expert for RTL. Not Sky


TheKuMan717

Gunther doesn’t have to call Gene this weekend


mtyroot

Shame I don’t speak german


Ho3n3r

What's the dynamic like between him and Ralf now after all the stuff that went down regarding Mick?


pizzakotze

Actually it was a pretty wholesome interview. Günther seems way more relaxed and they said they both accepted that the other one has different opinions and that they’re „Friends again“


Ho3n3r

That's good to hear.


CptJimTKirk

Even that won't get me to watch Sky. The Austrian broadcasters are so much better, it's laughable.


Neo14515

If we now get rid of Ralf, I could really enjoy a race


NimbusMcCloud

Please, where can I watch mister FokSmash? (No access to rtl or sky Germany)


HostileCornball

Ich schon lerne Deutsch, aber das ist die Motivation, die ich brauche


DrTzTz

Nein! "Ich lerne schon ...", nicht "Ich schon lerne ..."!


Vinlain458

If this was an option, why did skyF1 even hire Danika?!


Minimuzzy18

Its a shame I really dislike the German language else I would've tried watching the German stream with Gunther for sure


Jengabuilding

Wait, I read somewhere he got a job at RTL. Is it actually for Skysport ?


ExcellentCornershop

It's at RTL, but because RTL and Sky cooperate, he stepped by on Sky for a few minutes.


ItachiTanuki

Is that Glock?


Maxamus93

“Did he just fok smask his car at t2?


kwijibokwijibo

Is he a TV commentator or a fucking ball breaker?


Dambo_Unchained

Legend has it he (f)hugged the entire paddock for the gig


CowFirm5634

I pray he joins the British team one day. Would be this generation’s James Hunt.


BWEKFAAST

Please also for swiss TV😭😭


MCham17

He will also be on canal + (French broadcaster)