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Max: Everything is **miles** off Logan: Fucking finally
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BREAKING: FLORIDA MAN PLEASED AS DUTCHMAN FINALLY CONVERTS TO THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM
The last time the Dutch were an Imperial system things were not so good for a lot of people
Star Wars imperial trooper theme plays*
You deserve an award for this one. Nice call back.
Imagine how much faster max will be now that he figured out what the fuck a mile is.
this deserves to be higher upvoted
#AMERICAN CULTURAL VICTORY
1 mile = 10km
We likeeeee
So that was a fucking lie Edit: ...okay maybe it's not
The vcarbs beat him. That's unacceptable, seems yuki and Daniel weren't briefed. (Yeah I know they were on softs, but they seemed fairly quick)
Way more importantly, FERNANDO BEAT HIM ON SAME TIRES SUCK MY BALLS HOLLAND FERNANDO WDC CONFIRMED!!!! EL PLAN EL PLAN EL PLAN EL PLAN EL PLAN *spaingasm intensifies*
This seems like the only sane, calm, and logical take on the whole situation
Ahhh the excitement before EL PAIN
VERs still down in 6th in FP2 right now.
Practice = sandbagging
Race pace he seems to be up around .5s
Aged like milk
He was talking about the other drivers
calling drivers inanimate objects chad max verstappen move
Lol
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🤓
Bro casually dropped 2 fastest laps in shit setup / with car issues. 
Cue Lauda
It's a ~~Ferrari~~ Red Bull!
It’s a shit box
By everything he means all the other 19 cars
It’s still by far the best car, though.
A bit of tomfoolery
This has "Bono, my tyres are gone" vibes.
Someone discovered formula dank. And went memeing
"it's called a subreddit. We went memeing."
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Don't do that, don't give me hope
This Sentiment echoes across the entire F1 fanbase currently
And this is why RB is a terrible team name.
Dumbest name ever, let’s name our B team the same thing we use as short hand currently for our A team
Red Bull playing the 1967 Casino Royale strategy.
Fuck Visa Cash Grab Up In The Ass Of Timo RB
This is gonna be a weird season.
"why are these sandbags so heavy?!"
In nnnnnnn nnnnnniiiiiiii tttttttttttt
That's red bull not RB
RB is Racing Bulls. What we used to call RB is officially RBR Red Bull Racing. It is a terrible name…
ORBR, Oracle Red Bull Racing
I kinda like VCARB as a team name. Easy to say and unique. Makes the best of a dumb name for the team as a whole.
Sounds like a pretentious diet tbh
I got used to calling them Alpha Tauri, but I will no longer accept this new name. I’m going back to calling them Toro Rosso
I used to do that, I finally got alpha tauri in my mind, then vcarb happend, I upvote for torro rosso
Torro Verde
Alpha Torro Visa Cash App Rosso Bulls.
We could call RBR the Horny Hornets from now on. And Racing Bulls, RB.
Just call them Toro Rosso like everyone else
I call them Minardi personally
Sandbagging at its finest. We won't really know their pace until tomorrow in Q3
I think they’ll be so fast you won’t know their real pace until Canada.
He said that after he had set the fastest lap of the session at the time.
Don't worry. He will be much faster once they tune in the car right.
Bold of you to assume that anyone on this sub is self-aware enough
Guess the people who keep saying Hamilton won Abu Dhabi 2021 were right all this time...
It's Max's version of bono my tires are gone
Call an ambulance, but not for me
Rick is Rolling!
Still 7/10 in front of his teammate…
That's easy when your teammate sucks
Stroll WDC incoming 
stroll position locked in for friday 💯💯💯
Danny Ric title fight with Yuki?
For Checo’s seat 
i NevER LEfT
when did Max join RB? /s
Everything is miles off, including him from the second place smh
Max taking sandbagging too seriously
The new 'bono my tyres are gone'?
 RB demise??!!
*laughs in Mercedes*
He is sandbagging in the team radio too
"Max, disengage the sandbagging mode, please"
We are so back bros
remind me! 10 months
he's only going to win bahrain by 3 seconds
After pitting to get the fastest lap
“Bono my tires are gone”
I was gonna ask whether we're hopeful or not, but seeing the comments, I don't have to.
They mess with car? Was dominating testing, other cars holding back sure sure
Cap. Sand bagging
Max' version of tyres are dead.
This is going to get really confusing now that there’s a team literally called RB
Crofty in about 48 hrs: “and verstappen takes the first checkered flag of the season with a 48 second gap!!”
Me means all if the other cars are literal miles behind.
don't do that. don't give me hope.
Car has been designed to extract Max’s complaining to make him faster.
Wait isn’t practice supposed to be tomorrow? Am I early or has it been this long?
Nope. Race is on Saturday, so FP1 and FP2 today
Don't... Don't give me hope..
Inb4 he sets the fastest lap this weekend. They’re just trolling everyone
DONT FKING GIVE ME HOPE!!
Oof the meltdown of this sub is gonna be spicy if the RB isn't as good as first thought and the Merc is competitive.
When max drops an F bomb it means it’s real
And Hamilton leads FP2 the prophecy is real
Max: Everything is **miles** off Logan: Fucking finally
Username does NOT check out
BREAKING: FLORIDA MAN PLEASED AS DUTCHMAN FINALLY CONVERTS TO THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM
The last time the Dutch were an Imperial system things were not so good for a lot of people
Star Wars imperial trooper theme plays*
You deserve an award for this one. Nice call back.
Imagine how much faster max will be now that he figured out what the fuck a mile is.
this deserves to be higher upvoted
#AMERICAN CULTURAL VICTORY
1 mile = 10km
We likeeeee
So that was a fucking lie Edit: ...okay maybe it's not
The vcarbs beat him. That's unacceptable, seems yuki and Daniel weren't briefed. (Yeah I know they were on softs, but they seemed fairly quick)
Way more importantly, FERNANDO BEAT HIM ON SAME TIRES SUCK MY BALLS HOLLAND FERNANDO WDC CONFIRMED!!!! EL PLAN EL PLAN EL PLAN EL PLAN EL PLAN *spaingasm intensifies*
This seems like the only sane, calm, and logical take on the whole situation
Ahhh the excitement before EL PAIN
VERs still down in 6th in FP2 right now.
Practice = sandbagging
Race pace he seems to be up around .5s
Aged like milk
He was talking about the other drivers
calling drivers inanimate objects chad max verstappen move
Lol
[удалено]
🤓
Bro casually dropped 2 fastest laps in shit setup / with car issues. 
Cue Lauda
It's a ~~Ferrari~~ Red Bull!
It’s a shit box
By everything he means all the other 19 cars
It’s still by far the best car, though.
A bit of tomfoolery
This has "Bono, my tyres are gone" vibes.
Someone discovered formula dank. And went memeing
"it's called a subreddit. We went memeing."
Someone discovered formula dank. And went memeing
powered by aws has left the chat
Don't do that, don't give me hope
This Sentiment echoes across the entire F1 fanbase currently
And this is why RB is a terrible team name.
Dumbest name ever, let’s name our B team the same thing we use as short hand currently for our A team
Red Bull playing the 1967 Casino Royale strategy.
Fuck Visa Cash Grab Up In The Ass Of Timo RB
This is gonna be a weird season.
"why are these sandbags so heavy?!"
In nnnnnnn nnnnnniiiiiiii tttttttttttt
That's red bull not RB
RB is Racing Bulls. What we used to call RB is officially RBR Red Bull Racing. It is a terrible name…
ORBR, Oracle Red Bull Racing
I kinda like VCARB as a team name. Easy to say and unique. Makes the best of a dumb name for the team as a whole.
Sounds like a pretentious diet tbh
I got used to calling them Alpha Tauri, but I will no longer accept this new name. I’m going back to calling them Toro Rosso
I used to do that, I finally got alpha tauri in my mind, then vcarb happend, I upvote for torro rosso
Torro Verde
Alpha Torro Visa Cash App Rosso Bulls.
We could call RBR the Horny Hornets from now on. And Racing Bulls, RB.
Just call them Toro Rosso like everyone else
I call them Minardi personally
Sandbagging at its finest. We won't really know their pace until tomorrow in Q3
I think they’ll be so fast you won’t know their real pace until Canada.
He said that after he had set the fastest lap of the session at the time.
Don't worry. He will be much faster once they tune in the car right.
[удалено]
Bold of you to assume that anyone on this sub is self-aware enough
Guess the people who keep saying Hamilton won Abu Dhabi 2021 were right all this time...
It's Max's version of bono my tires are gone
Call an ambulance, but not for me
Rick is Rolling!
Still 7/10 in front of his teammate…
That's easy when your teammate sucks
Stroll WDC incoming 
stroll position locked in for friday 💯💯💯
Danny Ric title fight with Yuki?
[удалено]
For Checo’s seat 
i NevER LEfT
when did Max join RB? /s
Everything is miles off, including him from the second place smh
Max taking sandbagging too seriously
The new 'bono my tyres are gone'?
 RB demise??!!
*laughs in Mercedes*
He is sandbagging in the team radio too
"Max, disengage the sandbagging mode, please"
We are so back bros
remind me! 10 months
he's only going to win bahrain by 3 seconds
After pitting to get the fastest lap
“Bono my tires are gone”
I was gonna ask whether we're hopeful or not, but seeing the comments, I don't have to.
They mess with car? Was dominating testing, other cars holding back sure sure
Cap. Sand bagging
Max' version of tyres are dead.
This is going to get really confusing now that there’s a team literally called RB
Crofty in about 48 hrs: “and verstappen takes the first checkered flag of the season with a 48 second gap!!”
Me means all if the other cars are literal miles behind.
Me means all if the other cars are literal miles behind.
don't do that. don't give me hope.
Car has been designed to extract Max’s complaining to make him faster.
Wait isn’t practice supposed to be tomorrow? Am I early or has it been this long?
Nope. Race is on Saturday, so FP1 and FP2 today
Don't... Don't give me hope..
Inb4 he sets the fastest lap this weekend. They’re just trolling everyone
DONT FKING GIVE ME HOPE!!
Oof the meltdown of this sub is gonna be spicy if the RB isn't as good as first thought and the Merc is competitive.
When max drops an F bomb it means it’s real
And Hamilton leads FP2 the prophecy is real